My wife's son is an asshole and doesn't listen to me. What can I do to get his respect /b/
Fuck him.
>>680441150
Beat him like my step dad
ass to mouth
>>680441247
like should I actually fuck him in the ass until he loves me anon?
Invite him to a three way with you and his mother, faggot.
relate to him and show interest in his interests, dont fake it he will know, if you give this much of a fuck to post on here you will give a fuck to actually try this
>>680441150
Tie his hands and fart in his face after eating a can of hot beans
Become his friend. If you can't out maneuver a child there is something wrong with you.
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>>680441609
b-but this nigga is like 35 or some shit!!!
Leave a note on his desk "I know, but your mother doesnt have to find out" take him out to do something he loves and dont mention the note ever again
Fuck off back to >>>/sp/ with your overused meme.
>>680441150
buy him stuff, if it doesn´t work
do this >>680441247, give him all your love.
If this also doesn´t work just kill him like a lion would do with another males kid
He will mever be your son, so don't treat him like he is. He will literally never view you as a dad and shouldn't.
>>680441821
suck his dick before school???
>>680441604
Seems like best advice. Do this.
>>680441150
Show him these dubs and pretend theyre yours :)
>>680441150
Try and relate to him. I'm guessing he's a teenager, horny as fuck, thrill him with some tales from the bedroom about how good his mom is at giving head and how one time she got spit roasted by those two niggers on his bed while he was at school and you watched and videoed the whole thing from his wardrobe squeezing one out while quietly sobbing into a pair of his unwashed boxer shorts. It's called bonding.
>>680441150
Do you teach US history? I had a history teacher with this problem.
Rape him
>>680442336
Hahahha you fucking bastard this post is amazing.
>>680441150
Remind him daily that you are fucking his mom.
>>>My wife's son
>>680443284
b-but she fucks me anon. tbh i like it because it reminds me of her tag-teamed by her friends