>BE ME
>in car with mum
>I start talking about sjw's
>mum rage at me
>tells me to shut up
>dad starts to kek
>gets even more angry
>says I am woman hater
>I bring up abortion
>dad says "stop right there annon"
Go in house and to my room
>dad walks in "you can't just say that stuff to woman"
>I kek
>dad kek
>mum here us
>she barges in
>looks at me and dad and says
>"open the door"
>"get on the floor
>"Everybody walk the dinosaur "
>>680436376
>short
>not a gripping story line
>crude dinosaur crammed in at the end
2/10, would not read again
>>680436376
You stole my sides anon, props
>>680436376
Dumb ass forced meme 1/10
>>680436679
better than a loli thread
>>680436376
>hey look, a newfag!
Forgot the "cont...?" and flushing with the fucking dinosaur in the second post.... fag.
That was such a horrible attempt at being funny
>>680436376
what's that bitch's name again?
>>680436866
The existence of loli threads doesn't mean you have to write this shit. Git gud m80.
>>680437456
Chanty Binx
>>680436376
These don't work well unless the protagonist opens the door and it's part of the story that they do.
>Be me
>talking a shit
>write thread to pass time
>mum got angry at me earlier
>Base thread on that
>decide to end on kek for me