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2016-04-21 06:42:02 Post No. 680435342
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:42:02 Post No. 680435342 [Report]
Hi /b/ long time lurker first time poster.

I used to be just like you faggots, sitting around drinking litres of mountain dew and munching on ridiculous amounts of shit. To this day I still cant get the fucking orange Doritos stains off my fingers!

Unlike all you cucks though, I decided to get myself together and go to the gym. I'm nearing 30 now and I make sure to go at least five times a week minimum.

I'll grudgingly admit, I used to be a fat faggot, now every bitch in every country wants my cock. You can like me if you want, but you gotta get off your ass and make a change.

Peace out fags \m/
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:44:25 Post No.680435605
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:44:25 Post No.680435605 [Report]
>>680435342
So every single girl in the world wants his cawk.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:45:36 Post No.680435721
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Me and two sluts I met in Belgium. The one on the right deepthroats like a pro.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:47:55 Post No.680435955
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:47:55 Post No.680435955 [Report]
>>680435605
I've been all over europe and banged over 20 chicks. What have you accomplished?
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:52:19 Post No.680436457
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:52:19 Post No.680436457 [Report]
This one is pretty recent, still got a lotta work to do, I want to eventually get half my body covered in tats.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:54:33 Post No.680436719
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:54:33 Post No.680436719 [Report]
Would bang tbh
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:56:46 Post No.680436943
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:56:46 Post No.680436943 [Report]
>>680436719
thanks bro
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:57:07 Post No.680436988
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>>680435342
Hi /b/ long time private first time captain.

I used to be just like you faggots, sitting around drinking litres of tea, earl grey, hot and munching on ridiculous amounts of Klingon cuisine. To this day I still cant get the fucking blood of Vulcans off my fingers!

Unlike all you cucks though, I decided to get myself together and go to the Holodeck. I'm nearing 54 now and I make sure to go at least five times a week minimum.

I'll grudgingly admit, I used to be a fat faggot, now every female officer in every quadrant wants my phaser. You can like me if you want, but you gotta get off your ass and make it so.

Engage faggots \m/
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:58:19 Post No.680437114
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:58:19 Post No.680437114 [Report]
>>680435955
20...
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:11 Post No.680437187
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:11 Post No.680437187 [Report]
>>680437114
20 more than you ever have.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:45 Post No.680437243
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:45 Post No.680437243 [Report]
>>680435342
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:55 Post No.680437262
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 06:59:55 Post No.680437262 [Report]
>>680435342
>Blonde hair
>Dyed blonde hair
>Ear gauge
>20 chicks at 30
You really aren't that special at all and look more like you have guys allover the world that want your "cawk", no one likes a tryhard fagget.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:00:51 Post No.680437357
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:00:51 Post No.680437357 [Report]
>>680437243
cry harder faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:01:36 Post No.680437436
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:01:36 Post No.680437436 [Report]
>>680435342
if you are truly a long time lurker triforce
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:06 Post No.680437499
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:06 Post No.680437499 [Report]
>>680435342

Fuck off, Chad
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:23 Post No.680437535
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:23 Post No.680437535 [Report]
>>680437499

Dubs of truth
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:36 Post No.680437556
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:02:36 Post No.680437556 [Report]
>>680437262
U mad?
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:03 Post No.680437611
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:03 Post No.680437611 [Report]
>>680437535
Picard has dubs of truth
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:29 Post No.680437646
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:29 Post No.680437646 [Report]
>>680437436
>this
triforce, you faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:45 Post No.680437671
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:03:45 Post No.680437671 [Report]
>>680435955
>banged over 20 chicks
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:04:10 Post No.680437714
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:04:10 Post No.680437714 [Report]
>>680435342
Your face looks so punchable that im going to go to europe one day at 30 and fuck 5 more chicks than you have and put a lock on some faggots gauges, just because this post annoyed me enough thank you OP i have a new life goal.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:05:55 Post No.680437876
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:05:55 Post No.680437876 [Report]
>>680435342
>You can like me if you want
Step 1: Don't be unattractive
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:08:46 Post No.680438191
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:08:46 Post No.680438191 [Report]
>>680437876
show me your face faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:11:49 Post No.680438504
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:11:49 Post No.680438504 [Report]
>>680437646
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:12:18 Post No.680438562
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:12:18 Post No.680438562 [Report]
>>680435342
You make a terrible Jim Gordon and Gotham is a lousy tv show
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:12:54 Post No.680438620
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:12:54 Post No.680438620 [Report]
>>680438504
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:13:08 Post No.680438645
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:13:08 Post No.680438645 [Report]
>>680438504
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:13:22 Post No.680438669
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:13:22 Post No.680438669 [Report]
>>680435342
show cawk?
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:16:15 Post No.680438955
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:16:15 Post No.680438955 [Report]
>>680438562
I kek'd
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:16:37 Post No.680438988
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:16:37 Post No.680438988 [Report]
>>680438645
Triforce doesn't mean shit to me, like I said, I'm a whole new person. I'm sorry you still live in your mum's basement bro, maybe when you hit 40 you'll finally move into your mum's house.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:20:24 Post No.680439339
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:20:24 Post No.680439339 [Report]
>>680438988
hello? Cock please?
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:20:33 Post No.680439359
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>>680437646
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:23:20 Post No.680439624
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:23:20 Post No.680439624 [Report]
How sad are you to impersonate a faggy Chad on /b. Tell your mom I said hi :v)
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:23:26 Post No.680439639
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>>680439339
Me doing a bubbler in Amsterdam.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:27:37 Post No.680440058
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:27:37 Post No.680440058 [Report]
>>680439624
If that's what makes you sleep at night faggot. I already have your mum over, giving me gobby as we speak bitch \m/
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:30:47 Post No.680440401
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:30:47 Post No.680440401 [Report]
>>680440058
I'll hold you to the same standard as an attention seeking slut. Timestamp faggot.

If you want a crusty bag go for it brobeans
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:41:13 Post No.680441686
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 07:41:13 Post No.680441686 [Report]
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