>>680434410
Do you get free rides

>>680434829
we get to preview new versions of rides sometimes

>>680434410
Bahahaha what place is this again?

>>680434410
Do people who work there still refer to it behind managements backs, as Mauschvitz and Duckhau? I know they fire you on the spot for it.

>>680435187
ive never heard anyone do that but im sure at least one of my coworkers has at some point
no ones dumb enough to do it on property prollys

>>680434410
how do you point when someone asks you for directions to a certain attraction?

>>680434410
How far do you live from parks? how doy you get there?

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>>680435314
Perfectly sculpted two finger point
open palm is acceptable too but i always feel like i will slap a kid in the face doing that

Hey I work there too

>>680435442
i live about 2 hours away (1 hour on a day theres no traffic), i drive there. but im going to be moving in with some other cast members eventually.

>>68043441?
Are the working conditions truly bad enough to be labeled "mousechwitz" by employees.

>>680435533
my nigga, i was just checking to see if you actually are a disney cast-member. carry on anon.

>>680435590
what area you in??

>>680435616
no honestly (imo), schedules are a pain in the ass but the overall work condition is pretty nice. i get free food All the time and my managers are really good people

>>680434410
One of the chipmunks once babysat me

>>680434410
Do you have any interesting stories? enough to be greentext

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>>680435731
>>680435074

You on the DCP? WDW 2012 FA reporting in.

Have you fucked Mackey Mouse yet?

>>680436049
let me attempt this

>working outside one night, hot as shit
>getting ready to close everything, park is literally 1 minute away from closing
>landwhale and her family of 10 walks in the doors
>please no
>they all walk out to my side, push tables i just organized together, sit down
>landwhale asks if we do anything special for birthdays
>before i can tell her anything, she demands a piece of cake
>cant say no
>get her stupid ass family one cupcake
>she demands i get a candle and light it
>do all her stupid shit, let them finish
>park has been closed for over 30 minutes
>im getting off work late
>they leave a huge mess
>no tip

>>680435612
What are the most prohibited thing for you to do?

>>680434410
is it true about the orgies in costumes

>>680436085
Thats the fake Disney land park in the photo. Just forgot what that park is called

>>680436455
im over in Cali rather than wdw, but it looks pretty fun there. id be really happy having so many different options, transfer wise

>>680436475
no, im working my way up tho

>>680436763
ehh i cant really think of anything that would be -most- prohibited, there's just a lot of rules, guidelines, keeping a show, not checking your phone, having your hair a certain way, being nice to everyone. honestly ive learned a lot working here though, in terms of patience and kindness with people

>>680436769
not to my knowledge, no, cant say i look into disney costume orgies though

>>680436912
i didnt put much thought into the picture but i fucking love that rendition of mickey mouse

>>680436759
I feel you man, whales made me laugh tough

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>>680434410
Every kid should go once in their life at Disneyland. I didn't went...

>>680434410
Mike Wazowski is a midget or a little teenage girl?

>>680437380
costume wise, neither, theres no costume for him
movie, character wise, i would say midget

any disney related nudes? Such as girls from Vista Lay or backstage flashes?

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>>680437380
>those legs
>midget

>>680437321
i went to disneyland paris when i was in school

funny as fuck when tigger hit one of my classmates over the head because he kept pulling on his tail

>>680437603
nah man i dont bother with that stuff
i saw a girls nudes once though, from one of my old leads
guy got fired not long after
its really awkward around her

>>680437698
holy fuck

>>680437803
Any sex scandals there?

>>680438046
ehh, i guess
theres really a lot of high school level drama where i work at. its pretty funny at first but gets old fast.
nothing really -sex- related except the one incident i just mentioned with the girl's nudes

>>680437083
CAfag here. Doubt I could ever work there without going crazy, how do you do it? Plus I live way too far to drive there for work

>>680438198

Foods I guess?

>>680438198
Can you take leftovers home? Like food that is intact and not consumed, not pieces already half eaten.

>>680438198
how old are the girls in there?

>>680434410
Can you confirm or deny the theory that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen somewhere in the park?

Which Disney character would you fuck

>>680438616
We strongly deny

>>680438617
Aladdin

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>>680438616
oh god, I was just about to ask that

>>680438255
honestly, i applied because i love the place. working there is different but again, its taught me a lot with patience, and sometimes i get to make someones day. im pretty fucking lame but its cool to see really happy families who treat themselves.
i do go crazy sometimes, but the friendships ive made and some of the good stuff ive seen has totally been worth it.
the drive is a pain in the ass but i'm used to long drives because my ex lived a bit further than disney, so i guess i got over it

>>680438271
yeah, its entry but i havent brought myself to leave. recently got to choose to stay only in the back so i dont have to deal with guests too much anymore but ill miss it a bit.

>>680438525
unfortunately not straight from the restaurant itself. pretty fucking stupid rule. sometimes theyll bring us slices of cake we can take home. we have special events and parties tons with a lot of free food so. balance i guess?

>>680438564
from 18 - 60

>>680438616
I cannot confirm nor deny this.

>>680438617
i agree with anon who said aladdin

>>680438679
Did you sign a hush contract that required you to say that?

>>680438818

Ever run one out at work?

>>680438617
say jasmine

>>680438818
What celebrities have you seen there? And what celebrities have you repeatedly seen there over and over?

>>680439068
yeah man looking at the dirty lockers and the back side of main street really gets me goin

>>680439002
Have you ever sucked a guy wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit. I did. That's why I'm keeping my mouth shut.

>>680439253
none repeatedly, i really mostly only Hear of celebrities being around, but usually i dont bother because i dont really care. latest i heard of was taylor swift being there.
none ive noticed really visit again and again

>>680439384
you alright there anon?

>>680439448
Do they wash and disinfect the outfits? Also, tell us about the Mickey Mouse blowjob

I've got a Disney story
Not greentxting cuz android.
I was at ca adventure, heard this little girl in line tell her friend "don't tell anyone but my dad films us"
I get Park management & they won't do anything. I INSIST they do something. I even follow the group until an employee tells me if I don't stop I'm ejected. So I stop. I start bawling and walk backstage lol
Past a employees only sign
Call my "friend" tell him what happened I'm no longer friends with him, he didn't give a fuck. So later I leave and this cop detains me for being backstage. With the most effort in my entire life I pull myself up straight and ask him 2 let me go. He does. Didn't get to go to house of Blues that night cuz I had ditched my dad's friends daughter that that bastard invited wi th out asking me

>>680439650
op
bj anon wasn't me, but i can confirm the costumes are all washed and stuff. they keep them in this big warehouse looking building a bit of a walk away from reg. costuming

R there any resturaunts w/ vegan food options?

>>680434410
What do you know about Disney's Ghost walking around at night? Saw it?

how often do guests get into fights at disneyland?

Do u think Disney will buy the saw franchise like it bought "Star Wars"?

>>680439448
Do character impersonators earn more than the rest of workers?

R u on the cleanup brigade?

Do u bat with your eyes wide open?

>>680434410
My sister works as a tour guide there do you know her?

What would u say Disney 101 i$?

When is the best time to go, meaning when people hardly show up?

I have a season pass and it's always packed with people.

have any of the guests been caught having sex

Do u think it takes two goofies & a donald duck 2 lay Miley Cyrus?

How far is as of when if has more by bowwowwow?

>>680440212
yeah, theres a lot with both vegan and kosher stuff

>>680440314
ive seen and read about it but i know nothing about it. there's never any talk about stuff like that, but i am not really in that area

>>680440431
a lot. they get shitfaced at CAdventure and then come to us. there''s also all the old people who are stubborn and rude.

>>680440460
i hope so. cant wait for the cutesy reboot.

>>680440586
honestly, not sure. i know performers make more than i do personally, but i dont know their exact rates. i think that the hours balance it out, anyway. i actually am planning on auditioning soon.

>>680440688
i was a busser but now im a steward in the back. im crosstraining to order cook.

>>680440833
nice descriptive question.

>>680440763
que?

>>680440851
im too tired to understand what disney 101 is. what are you talking about

>>680440871
february and january. usually most remodels happen around then. its dead season. but its always busy
just any time before summer/holiday season.

>>680441018
not that im aware of, but i see a lot of couples eating each others tongues. they get interrupted.

>>680441025
>>680441117
thanks

What do u think of "Hey Arnold", casually-speaking, morals-aside?

>>680441205
I mean, the basics of Disney etiquette. When u go to a ball

Have u ever ass fucked Cindersmelly then stuck ur dick in ur mouth?

WHY do ppl go to Parson'$???

>>680434410
Do you know a guy named guillermo that works at the cars exhibit/ride?

>>680441268
>>680441441
>>680441685
get the fuck out of here lol

>>680441782
nah, i dont know anyone who doesnt work around main street/the hub area. disney is pretty huge and the places outside my areas are like different countries

>>680441797
No u

>>680441945
How about a girl named Carissa that has fake tits and always has weird colored hair?

What do you actually do? I work there as security and its shit.

Do u know Robert Clinton Soley IS toasting in n epic bread

>>680442191
What made you guys implement metal detectors? Was there a threat?

>>680442191
U r wut u do, u roodily-roodily-poopooptu.

>>680434410
What high school did you go to and what year did you graduate?

>katella
>04

>>680442108
i see a million girls with fake tits and weird colored hair,

>>680442191
im a busser/steward on main street. not ideal but i still try to deal. i kind of want to transfer to attractions or smth to try something new.

>>680442369
went to three different ones, ended up graduating from Monterey in 14 i think? it was 14 or 13 i honestly cant remember

>>680442374
Tran>sfer to Knot's berry farm, then u can probably knot in BRENDA & TISDALE & play Summoned Skull Face down on the Isle of green ghoulz

>>680434410
Nice biceps

>>680442476
U went to Can>>680442613
nery?

>>680434410
I read a cracked article saying that there is ALOT of fucking going on behind the scenes... this true?

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>>680434410

You ever jerk off in your costume while you're walking around the park?

I used to work as a Mascot at Euro Disney and when I wanted to work off some stress, I'd just pull one of my arms in and spank one out while I admired some milfs.

Word to the wise, never trust a mascot with one limp arm.

>>680436769
>>680437083
Has anyone ever stolen princess costumes? Or gave ant ever gone missing? Princess orgy sounds fun as hell

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>>680442956
Dude, link that shit

>>680442956
from what i know, no
really it depends on area/what parks youre at.
theres a lot of relationships that start and end where i am at. so in a way maybe?

>>680442969
i dont wear any of the mascot costumes, if i did i would not do that because its pretty gross ngl dude

>>680443028
again, none ive known of. people who do that keep it on the dl anyway. but disney is pretty serious about stuff like that and itd be hard to steal anything except maybe food and pins lol

>>680442332
Captcha is fucked, hopefully this goes through.

It's always been "safe" but security increased after San Bernardino because an attack like that here would fuck the brand.

>>680443200
Im going on monday, you gonna be working anon?

>>680443200
>>checked^^

shared undies... real or nah

>>680443395
yeah, to find me just run up to every cast member you see and ask if theyre the anon from 4 days ago

>>680443422
again, i dont wear any of the costumes. i am 99% positive theyre fake (from the cracked article?) if they were real i'm sure that ended a while ago.

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>>680442969
>>680443200

You're too uptight man. Get yourself a mascot job, its the fucking best. No one can tell where you're looking and you can spank it like mad with no one the wiser, its the ultimate voyeuristic thrill.

I did it for three years before I got busted and even then the park kept it on the down low cause they didn't want the embarrassment.

Hell I've got an interview for another mascot job at Legoland later this week.

>>680443567
tbh im putting off a transfer until after i try to audition whenever new auditions come up. its just a waiting game rn.
having said that if i do get to transfer to be a mascot i will not jack off in the costume
sorry to disappoint anon :'(

>>680443566
dude double checking

how close have you come to snapping while working?...

>>680443566
>yeah, to find me just run up to every cast member you see and ask if theyre the anon from 4 days ago

I fucking will do this. My gf and I are probably going everywhere besides toontown.

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>>680434410

Do they have that Star Wars experience thing where you work or is that at Disney World?

You think you could convince those chicks to come home in costume? I always had a thing for Ahsoka.

>>680443721
like, snapping at a guest? or losing my mind?
pretty close to both. but i said in the end for me personally its worth it. i bitch a lot but i love where i work

>>680443861
if you find me ill give you a cupcake

>>680443882
anyone above 14 cant wear a costume that obscures the face in any way, but i mean idk how dedicated people are
we have the launch bay where innoventions was, and then hyperspace,startours and the stupid movie thing.
star wars land is gonna happen though so, you have that

Security is easy because you just do menial shit, but I'd be fucked if anything bad happened. Most of what I do is telling people not to fuck around, telling people where shit is, and dealing with kids because parents don't know how to keep track of them.