Suicide thread. Quads and higher decide how I go.
old age
>>680429894
slow chainsaw to the chest
Alcohol and meds- slow death
>>680429894
Old age
>>680429894
boobs
your welcome
Suicide by cop
>>680429894
Cut your dick off
>>680429894
death by shoving a glass vase up your ass and having your ass crush is into pieces inside you.
>>680431405
i will roll once again
sneak into a carnivore exhibit at your local zoo (i.e. Lions)
>>680429894
SUICIDE BY HEADBANGING.
Roll yourself inside a carpet and die of carpetrollings syndrom
Hang yourself
>>680429894
Trim your hair, leave your country, get ripped, start eating healthy, and flirt with chicks at bars.
>your old life has passed away
>tfw your new life is alpha
>>680431690
rerollerooni
Don't
Just watch some porn
>>680429894
breathing oxygen for 80+ years
rolling for therapy
>>680432998
reroll
>>680429894
quads is hard to achieve
you are too much of a pussy to take your own life faggot
Op here, trips get=winrar.
>>680432998
come on quints
stick a roman candle up your ass
>>680429894
Don't believe
go find a little girl with her dad, and begin to rape her
the dad will finish you off
>>680433205
Ditto
>>680433333
fuck you winrar
>>680433333
Fuck kek
Go to mall and instigate a fight with someone
>>680433333
holy fuckin kek
i want to see that
>>680433333
WINRAR
>>680433333
Welp thats happening
>>680433333
Winrar but not realistic. Pls reroll. Trips and higher I will do on this reply.
>>680429894
with a final solution
>>680433333
AYY
drowning in cum
>>680433540
fucking faggot, alright. Pour alcohol up your ass and stick a rag in there.
>>680433333
This
>>680433540
Old age.
Firecracker in your ass and let the infection finish yo'Ass
Molten glass poured on your head
>>680433540
>not realistic
totally realistic. you light that shit and let it explode your asshole open. just gunna have to wait until 4th of july or whenever americans use fireworks for their next holiday
>>680433394
do this
>>680433540
don't be a pussy, re rolling for roman candle
>>680433333
>quints
*maximum checking*
>>680429894
Don't commit suicide do everything to prolong your life
>>680429894
First of all get into big row with someone you don't particularly like and make them hate you.
Go home and trash the place up and break some windows, kick some furniture and get some bruises - make it look like there was a struggle.
To kill yourself, OD on pills but make it look as though you were force fed them.
People will think it was murder and the person you had the fight with will be the number 1 suspect and they'll get totally fucked up and might get driven insane.
Godspeed, Anon. Make me proud.
>>680433848
If you get trips on reroll
>>680433333
Hold your breath.
>>680431690
re re roll
>>680433963
can't tell if this is copy pasta or pure autism.
Jack off with sandpaper
Eat yourself. Start with your toes then eat all the way up to the top of your head.
>>680430895
I roll an I agree
>>680429894
step in front of a moving train
>>680434302
Why not both?
>>680433963
Op here rolling on that tbh
>>680434573
uh s-sure thing anon
>>680434338
Roll on this
>>680434355
Reroll
>>680429894
An hero by cop.
>>680434573
reroll
>>680433963
roll
Roll. Trip, become an hero
>>680435088
reroll
>>680434993
>>680435415
Roll for an hero. Make /b/ happy
>>680429894
Old age
>>680433963
roll
>>680433963
re-roll
Fapping until you die of dehydration
>>680435901
top role
>>680434241
Oh much intelligent us humans have became since then.
>spend all of your money on college
>learn algebraic geometry and k-theory
>solve a fairly well known open question
>get phd in math
>kill yourself because nobody hires math phds
>>680430235
>old age
Sky diving.. "Accidentally" forget to deploy parachute.. but before this.. spend a couple weeks gathering condiments from a bunch of different fast food restaurants. Gather enough to fill your car. Will car and collection to your parents.
jump off a tall structure and tell us where you live so we can see it in the news
(you can tell us where you live because your gonna fucken die so who cares)
Do whatever illegal shit you want, and when they finally come and get you pull out a toy gun. You'll fulfill your desires and go out with a bang.
Try to stop a fast moving object i.e train, bus, airplane
Rolling for plane
Go out Columbine style. But at a mall or something.
Nigga I got dis.
>>680435888
Drink bleach
>>680429894
Become a skydiver get minimum 500 jumps under your belt then drink yourself into the ground. . . I like long term scenarios. . .
Go to zoo, jump in lion pit..
Or go try to butt fuck a rhino..
Go out with a bang. An hero in a public place. Scar some people for life. That's how I've always wanted to go.
>>680436283
Reroll
Suicide by cop
>>680433333
Nice
Hang yourself with barbed wire
>>680436531
rawlin
>>680436585
Rrrolll
>>680436585
Dis
>>680436585
Go!
Don't
>>680436585
Yeah
>>680436585
This
I already won, you twats.
>>680435888 →
>>680429894
You die of old age after a lifetime of humanitarian work that was only possible because of the bravery you could only fake by a secreted dry longing for death.
>>680436958
Kill urself...
Op hanging in livestream
>>680437100
So close
old age
>>680437100
This
>>680436958
roll for dis, you have nothing to loose you fag
choke on your own shit fag
Seppuku
>>680433660
This, dump a shit ton of alcohol in your ass until it knocks you out and kills you in your sleep
>>680433540
Do it you lying little bitch
Take tranqulizers and go to sleep on a railroad track
>>680429894
choke on your own dick faggot
>>680429894
Water Overdose
>>680429894
inyect air in veins
>>680429894
First make a slaughter down your neighboorhood, then Cop suicide
Via STD have as much unsafe sex as you can
Is OP dead yet?
>>680439457
Nope
>>680439555
What a fucking pussy bitch
Hjhy
op is a faget who doesn't deliver
>>680437100
Do it
>>680437100
Roll