>>680428089
yeah if she ain't a hoe
b/ro i think the ring is a size to small

>>680428089
>pork fingers

budget ring.. least u didnt spend alot to secure a fat turd

>>680428549
She said she's gonna lose weight. Cross fit.

>>680428555
You don't like bacon, anon?

>>680428772
shes to going to lose weight.

if this isnt a troll..... shes at her best now, u cant get a duck to fly like an eagle...

if u want an eagle, get an eagle... no amount of lessons or exercise will make a duck soar.

>>680428089
1 hint before you marry her (assuming that you just proposed/promise ringed her ass)
look at your most recent photos of you and her together
>Do you still smile (if not dump her if yes good for you)
>always remember that YOU the MAN is the prize and not HER the WOman
her $$ is her $$ your $$ is OUR $$

>>680428549
well regardless congrats
i like meat on the bone

>>680429409
that aint meat on the bone son, thats blubber

>>680428772
anon are you a fuking retard
>unless u like fat hogs
get this
>fit guy fit girl meet and marry
>fit guy goes to gym reguraly and she doesnt
>she porks up then u cant have sex with her she gets depressed and cries that u don't love her like u used to
>all bz u can t get it up bz she fat af parmacy tells u u have ED take pills=profit
MEANWHILE nothing is fking wrong with u only she is fat af
>she dump u bz u dont love her anymore
guess what happens next....when she is single and on the prowl again.... SHE GETS her FAT fugly ass in the gym to attract a MAN
>lesson to be learnt send her ass in a GYM now tell her to stay under 120lbs or withing normal BMIrange bz u do not like fat since it kills your libido
>if she
cant stay in that weight range she will hit the TWO hundreds be very careful those beast will literally EAT your $$ away
Send her fat ass in a gym now or dump her ass

>>680429146
id rather take tht $$ and travel the fking world tbh

>>680429409
no meat here anon
you can put that in a sauna and get fking lard/butter after a few hours

>>680429409
Thanks anon

Good work OP

>>680430023
Top kek

>>680428089
I don't want to say congratulations because I refuse to believe that love requires an official document, however I am happy for you that have found someone worthy enough to commit to. I just hope you are truly happy with your commitment to her.

>>680429818
>this

this fucking guy gets it.

solid gold advice

>>680430369
So then what? No need for marriage?

>>680428089
Married to the game
work hard play hard
I just want the skrill at the end of the day

>>680431434
>skrill
Dafuq

>>680431289
i am not the guy u asked no need for marriage
but let me say that modern marriage is DEAD unless she truly is a super fantastic altruistic fair just HARDWORKING person whose sense of entitlement isnt shit through the roof.... marry her and have that rare nuclear family utopian life
>if u just like her bz LOOKS/crazy personality/tits/ass/sex you are better off with her being your whore/friend

>>680428976
Ducks fly tho

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>>680428976
This faggot is actually right OP. Ppl tend to gain weight after marriage not lose it.

>>680432114
like an eagle u phagot

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>>680428089
just give it, time, she will fuck you over as soon as she pops out some kidlets and finds another guy in a better socio-economic status.. then your dumbass will be paying... never trust a bitch enough to put a ring on it.

I get the feeling this is one of those autistic works of fiction happening here.

>>680431599
Skrilla boyeee!!

Ya kno da papah

Green shit nigga!

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MFW: the best con is to say i'll lose the eventually......KEEEEEEEK
anon most chick like 96% beef up from day1 YOU know y its bz when you give her your balls to keep(marriage doc/ring) who tf is gna stop her from porking up... U the guy who say yea dear fine dear ok dear and walks around with her purse and drive her around ... pffff plz
Anon... let her loose the weight B4 u marry her you are looking at 100-120lbs OK
>if she pork up like 180-220-300 after marriage
ENDSURE all the bills are in your name and the house is yours too no joint shit ok if she fails to comply cut the electric gas water
Do not get violent as domestic and cops and jail
she will eventually get the msg to get unfat

>>680428089
she said yes, but the finger clearly says no

>>680432515
esp not with those fat fingers

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>>680428089
Ho shit every time I see this thread I lost miy sides.

>>680433110
keek
the finger said get this cylindrical prison off my i ned to eat more chicken and get fatter...muh opression

>>680428089
lose weight

>>680432515
Right? Why the fuck bother?
Outdated concept without any real reason to subscribe to it

>>680428089
She said yes to seconds?

>>680433426
fuk yes
this

>>680429146
Why waste money on a wedding?
I didn't.

>>680429818
Does this guy need lessons on greentext?

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You guys are rude.

Just be happy for me please.

>>680433426
kek.

>>680433393
That's not OP woman. Reverse image search it.

>>680433648
snorelax hand

>>680429146
Not engaged yet---but it's coming. My lady is the daughter of two accounts (that aren't Jews, thank god). She's a bit more reasonable--like 10k total. Though her parents' have stated their intention to pay for most of it.

>>680433425
women marry for security= $$ protection status etc
men marry for frequent use of pzssy children support
modern marriage is fk dead bz chicks can and do make more $$ than men so they are completely independent(except when u knw it comes to boxes,jars tires and sht)
when women can basically BUY any service that a husband can provide.....it favours HER bz her $$ is her $$ his $$ is OUR $$
WTF this world has gone to

>>680433648
How many pounds of butter did it take to put that ring on? Did you have to propose in a butter factory?

>>680433648
oh jesus it gets worse.

shes so fat her fingernails are erupting from her corpulent flesh like talons or hooves

Congrats, anon. She does look like a porker, but who knows, you may be too. Good man.

>>680433648
that looks like a fking aligator
dude when u were a lil boy say 6-9 what types of woman did you see your adult self with? a ham beast or a healthy female you can still get a healthy female plz save yourself you deserve better not butter better

>>680433863
when enough men figure this out, there will be alot more crazy unhappy women looking for men who wont commit.

hopefully it'll hit them like a ton of bricks by then.
of course, it'll be all men's fault too, just like it always is.

>>680428089
Some day in the far future I might like to be married, it's not very likely but the thought does cross my mind occasionally.

>>680433648
Holy shit. When she fingers your asshole, does it feel thick like a penis?

>>680433976
She is actually a secret agent. When she tries to close her hand the pressure from her fat fingers shoot the nails at high speed and can either inject poison or slit someones throat from across the room.

>>680428089
Sucks to be you anon. Just wait till she cheats on you, and then divorces you, and takes half of your shit. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I get married on the 1st, it's crazy how casual it all is. It just escalated so naturally, I barely even feel it. I'm going to sign a legal paper that binds my female best friend to me, and my two male best friends will be by side and my family will watch. But other than that... nothing will have changed. I love her, and I love my life.

>>680433863
Why is it the gays and trannies are the only ones who actually value marriage as two people in love committing to each other anymore?

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>>680428089
If this is her then you in deep doo doo...

>>680428089
>>680428089

All jokes aside, I've been married for 8 years, and it's been awesome.

Mind you, I married a chick who is actually a human being, rather than some vapid airhead who spends all day watching Kim Kardashian and Sex and The City.

>>680432994
Just to build on this anons wisdom, you need to start a trust. Protect all your assets prior to engagement. Figure it's 5k. Prenups sound bullet proof but they're not. You need to do some hmework and spend a little upfront to protect it in the long run

>>680433110
Don't oppress my genetics
>triggered

>>680428089
Bad b8 m8

>>680433426
And thirds
Bitch loves the buffet

>>680433485
Yes. And spelling. But we love his go-gettedness anyways