>discovered 4chan from hacktivism movements years ago
>was 23
>come here because im looking for that bar of gold in the mound of pig shit
>wtf is the kinsey scale
>fav color is red
>im from reno, NV.
>i wear a trademark red tribly and am currently trying to get a concealed carry permit for my katana
>also go on reddit alot

>>680422211
>>How did you discover 4chan?
stumblin' 'round the internet
>>How old were you when you discovered it?
like 16 I think
>>Why do you still come here?
I seriously don't know. Nobody knows why they come here.
>>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
2
>>What's your favorite color?
green
>>Where are you from?
Philadelphia
>>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
today I ran out of clean dishes and was too lazy to wash any so I ate off of the rotating dish in the microwave and I hate myself because of it.
why the hell didn't I just eat straight out of the pot?

>>680422850
>wtf is the kinsey scale
0 is completely straight, 1 is mostly straight but had one gay experience, 2 is mostly straight but had more than one experience, 3 is straight up bi, 4 is bi leaning towards gay, 5 is mostly gay and 6 is 100% gay.
>also go on reddit alot
>>>/out/

>>680422211
>found a site called moid.org got shut down. Heard of 4chan from CS1.6 clan mates
>14
>For the lulz but its quite cancerous now.
>Maybe 2? Traps give me a boner. Never touched another guy but I find them attractive but only want to be with a woman.
>Red
>Michigan
>I drive and flash my dick to women in my car almost daily.

>>680423024
kek

>How did you discover 4chan?
People saying 4chan is most disgusting board on internet, had to check out.
>How old were you when you discovered it?
15
>Why do you still come here?
Cuz im a loser.
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
2
>What's your favorite color?
Dark red
>Where are you from?
Denmark
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I paid for my apartment deposit solely using money obtained from boosting in League of Legends.

>>680422211
>gaia online raid (kek)
>12-13
>dunno, full of fuckin cancer
>3
>black & white
>Mexico
>i like to eat my own cum

>How did you discover 4chan?
friend always looking at ylyl threads
>How old were you when you discovered it?
i feel like i always knew about it, looked at screencaps and stuff, but started actually coming here recently
>Why do you still come here?
to prevent the realization that my life is going to shit from setting in
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
0 actually. not just saying that to look tough, dicks and guy asses legitimately disgust me
>What's your favorite color?
black as the night
>Where are you from?
443
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
i once convinced my ex to fuck me in exchange for doing her math homework. don't care that i had to do math, i felt alpha as fuck

>>680422211
>A friend was scrolling thru it in college
>21
>just aquired NEET status so literally nothing else to do but shitpost
>0, fag
>Red ??
>Ontario, Canada
>I collect racist music (records almost exclusively) because of /pol/

>>680422850
Fag

>How did you discover 4chan?
Looking for Jennifer Lawrence nudes
>How old were you when you discovered it?
19
>Why do you still come here?
It completes me
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
0
>What's your favorite color?
0
>Where are you from?
Connecticut
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I cum under 3 seconds anons

>>680423498
Holy shit
I never met anyone on here that frequented moid
Were you a member of the goatbox?

>>680424999
Ha ive mentioned it in post before but no one knows wtf it was.
No. What was it?

>>680424376
I think you won regardless
Even if its a trade
Math homework is so worth getting laid over
Plus you are getting some study in >:)

>>680425278
The goatbox was the forums for moid
Moid was pretty fucked up, I feel like its a condensed version of /b/
Just in images and without 90% of the text.
I was on it the morning it was shut down for good - 3 pictures and a 72mb of (tbh pretty softcore) cp were posted

>>680425588
Just to clarify - cp was very common there and it was poorly moderated
Those were just the last things posted before it getting permanently shut down for good - it was heading in that direction for awhile

>>680422211
My wife told me about /b/. About 2 years ago. I'm from fuck off I'm not telling because I'm Anon. But actually Perth.

>>680422211
>checked
>How did you discover 4chan?
A friend of mine showed it to me at an internet cafe.
>How old were you when you discovered it?
19
>Why do you still come here?
Faps, laughs, banter, happenings, bickering with strangers.
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
0
>What's your favorite color?
Maroon or dark red, purple in some shades.
>Where are you from?
American, but I've spent a vast majority of my life in Korea.
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I won first place for best duet, and second place for best quartet at the national Korean/American high school band competition.
>tenor sax
If that's too iffy I'm also the same anon that posted the proof that I've killed at least 15 sandniggers.

>>680425588
It was completely random that what I liked about it. Had no fucking clue what you were about to see. Clan mate told me about it and said if I provide proof that I looked at almost everything on there he would give me 100 bucks. So I tried.

>>680426203
I want proof that you killed 15 mud monkies
I will worship you

>>680426212
It was great
I remember seeing tons of dead baby pics, which when I was younger, freaked me out but it became so casual
Did you get the $100 lol

>>680426708
It had everything. The cp didnt freak me out I mean fuck I was like 11 or 12 so I thought it was ok. The gore got to me though.
No the guy vanished outta no where soon after he told me about it. Wonder if he got caught uploading. Lol.

>How did you discover 4chan?
If I remember correctly, my manager at the time showed me a gore thread

>How old were you when you discovered it?
16

>Why do you still come here?
Because I am human garbage

>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
2 I guess, I'm mostly straight but open to other shit

>What's your favorite color?
Dark green

>Where are you from?
239 but living in 850
go noles

>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I shit myself in someones car and we ended up having sex right after

>>680422211
>word of mouth
>not really sure, probably in my mid teens or so
>i ask myself the same question, probably porn and because i get boreed
>1
>green
>alabama
>i'm hyperlexic, doesn't really affect my life very much

>>680427546
inb4 b& I'm 20 now

>>680422211
>"discovered" 4chan in 2012, started using in 2015
>was 15
>got lotsa time to waste
>scored a fantastic 0
>green
>colorado
>i have cool hair, it looks dark brown/black in the dark and artificial light, but light reddish brown in the sun

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>>680427546
>I shit myself in someones car and we ended up having sex right after
The text. Green it.

>>680422211
Fuck it
>Friend
>18
>Occasionally there's a good discussion, usually here during down time.
>Somewhere between 2-4, it changes
>60DFE5
>Ohio
>Not really sure what classifies as interesting

>>680422211

>How did you discover 4chan?
After hearing about that one Anon getting v& for saying something about bombing NFL stadiums

>How old were you when you discovered it?
20

>Why do you still come here?
It amuses me

>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
1

>What's your favorite color?
Red

>Where are you from?
Colorado

>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I caught a feral kitten once and took it in. I had him for almost a month before he even let me touch him.

>>680428427
another colorado /b/ro? where at? down in the springs here

>>680428560
North side of Denver. Mexicans and white kids with dreadlocks everywhere.

>>680422211
>How did you discover 4chan?
I don't really know...I think I somehow stumbled upon /mu/ and came here after lurking for a while.
>How old were you when you discovered it?
16ish
>Why do you still come here?
No friends. Social retardation.
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
Solid 3.
>What's your favorite color?
Red.
>Where are you from?
Philadelphia, currently living in Phoenix.
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I'm like 98% sure I had legitimate synesthesia as a child but it wore off sometime after I started elementary school.

>>680422211
>How did you discover 4chan?
two years ago, I think I saw some greentexts on another website, and decided to check it out.
>How old were you when you discovered it?
16
>Why do you still come here?
because I got no friends
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
0, never touched a girl, neither a boy.
>What's your favorite color?
blue
>Where are you from?
Romania (not gipsy country!)
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
I like to think people think about me, but they don't

>>680428827
ah, sorry about that. gotta deal with bernfags too, huh?

>>680426551
Stand by, I got you. Taking a picture with timestamp now, I just need to redact some stuff.

>>680428934
Yeah, there's a lot of them around here. I'm just glad that my wife doesn't care much about politics because if she did she'd probably be one too.

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>>680422211
>Was bored and typed "random" on google. It wasn't long before I ended up here.
>Soon after turning nineteen.
>Porn and the diamonds buried deep, deep in a planet of shit.
>2?
>Warwick, RI
>Hunter Green.
>I make chainmaille as functional armor as well as jewelry. Currently teaching my daughters how to shoot bows, and survive innawoods in general. Also during the summer I put up and take down staging for Gillette.
(This one is the AC/DC show from last year.)

>>680422211
>How did you discover 4chan?
From a pal
>How old were you?
Was 14
>Why do you still come here?
Good question. I guess it's kind of addicting. Almost nothing here is good ever.
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
I'm a 2. I was a 0 before I found this site.
>Favorite color?
Blue
>Where are you from?
Minneapolis, fam
>Tell us something interesting about yourself?
I'm pretty fucking good at the piano

>>680429470
>cooldad/10
when they're old enough, get em daisy rifles. i got one when i turned 13, had a bow before, still pick em up from time to time. had a lot of fun goin into the mountains and plinking with my dad.

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>>680426551
Here ya go bro.

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>>680429782
Thanks man, I try to do the best for them. Nothing says I love you, like making sure your kids can live no matter how shit hits the fan or how hard.
My oldest daughter is sevena dn she takes ju jitsu classes.
I'm still a young guy myself, be thirty in 2 days.

>>680429782
I come from a family that has been in some kind of either craftsman/military/merc/thief function, always able to survive no matter what. And we always pass that along to the kids, regardless of gender. Guns are one staple and I fully plan on getting my girls a few air rifles once i feel they are ready.

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>>680422211
>greentext maymays
>18
>loli porn
>1 or 2...
>green
>utah
>I want to make a cartoon

>>680430222
Good job anon. Thanks for serving our country, and sweet trips.

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>>680430853
Thanks man, much appreciated.

>>680430222
Thank you for serving.

>How did you discover 4chan?
Some other kid on the internet told me of this place, checked it out myself
>How old were you when you discovered it?
11 but I only lurked
>Why do you still come here?
Idk by curiosity of what this site does and it's entertaining
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
2-3 but I'm female so it's socially acceptable
>What's your favorite color?
green
>Where are you from?
western side of the US
>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
Most people would consider me a hoe because I have side guys for when I'm lonely but I call it great benefits

>How did you discover 4chan?
I was on Gamefaqs when Pokemon Diamond/Pearl came out. Joined a little clan and we had our own website and chatroom. Most of the people were /b/tards, was introduced to this site.
>How old were you when you discovered it?
13
>Why do you still come here?
Form of a habit, addiction, coping device
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
I took it once and it said I didn't even place on it. I'm some sort of gay. I've only been with grills but I sometimes fantasize about fucking traps. There's a 12% I'll end up being a sissy in my secret life.
>What's your favorite color?
Red
>Where are you from?
SoCal
>Tell us something interesting about yourself
I have Bam Margera's phone number.

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>>680431395
Thanks /b/roski.

>>680430222
Not sure if thanking you for serving is appropriate because I'm English not American but, regardless, big respect to you Anon.

>>680432772
Hell, you guys did a huge chunk of the work. Not compare the two but my favorite people to be on the road with are the Brits and Aussies. You guys know how to bring the business when shit gets hot. Germany is just fucking terrifying.

>>680428126
ok i'll pre type it if you're still interested

>>680430222
trips has spoken
anon is a true hero

>>680433469
Do it man, there's at least a couple of us still lurking.

>>680432772
i guess i should contribute

>>680422211
> friend introduced me after he found out i was someones target for hatred because i joined the army but was removed on mental health grounds
> 17
> it's full of degenerates and cunts, i fit right in
> 0
> blue
> north england
> i'm a skilled trampolinist

>>680433710
Better than a buddy of mine. He got put out of the Air Force because he flashed his dick at a female instructor during initial training. Somehow he wound up becoming a cop.

>>680422211
>used funnyjunk before
>15
>reddit is for faggots
>0
>black
>Iceland
>wanna fuck my stepbrother's daughter

Friend told me to check it out when i said this 9gag sucks.
31
Easier to fall asleep after reading rekt threads.
0.
Transparent.
Austria, land in the Mountains.
My penis is full of scars.

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>>680428126
ok ok
>sophmore yr highschool
>kinda ugly
>had a crush on this 8/10 in my italian class(now a 4/10)
>senior so i was intimidated
>we had a mutual friend who hooked us up
>I was shocked I'm pretty sure I burped a lot in that class
>anyway
>we start dating, things are good
>he has a car so drives me around, shits cash
>still nervous around him because no self esteem
>the school day ends and we drive over to my house
>he was talking about longboards and ska bands; don’t know what i saw in him
>whole time felt like i had to fart
>kinda nodded along to whatever he was saying so he wouldn't notice
>it felt like a quiet one and he had cloth seats so I was like fuck it and let it rip
>the horror
>the liquid
>i was wearing shorts too
>we pull in to my driveway literally seconds after I shit myself
>didn’t get on his seats, thank god
>dear lord
>told him I had to pee and ran upstairs so he wouldn't see shit running down my legs
>I just threw out my underwear, there was no saving them
>scrubbed my ass raw in the sink
>why god
>I don’t even remember eating anything WHERE DID IT COME FROM
>put on pajama pants, its something I do whenever I get home so he wasn't suspicious
>he was waiting for me in my room’
>apparently bought condoms
>mom wasn't home
>this is my chance

I didn’t let him go down on me cause ya know, the feces. Or doggy style. The sex was good regardless, we went at it for a while. Pretty sure I shit myself from being so anxious. He never found out and we broke up a few weeks later bc high school relationship.

>>680435857
sorry that was an unnecessarily long greentext

>>680435857
fucking kek

>>680435857
And I can't even get a text back.

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>>680435857
Owch. Shitting yourself is never a good experience, especially in a sexual circumstance. Glad it all worked out for you though, mostly anyways.
>be 16
>there's a place called kyochon chicken we all frequented
>decided to take it upon myself to eat two entire boxes of legs in one sitting
>we're laughing and joking the whole way to our favorite internet cafe
>stand around outside smoking and talking shit
>it hits me like godzilla's donkey punch
>say i need to hit the can
>feel like every step is going to kill me
>finally reach the squat-pot
>molten chicken for days
>was in there so long someone knocked on the door to get in
>just start yelling incoherently for him to leave
>he sat around outside until i came out
>heard him gag as he walked in
>friends thought i had dipped out to go home
>explain what happened to them, i became a punchline for almost a month afterwards

>>680437385
thanks anon. Having the shits in a public bathroom is one of my biggest fears, sorry you had to go through that. happened to me another time too, with a different boyfriend. literally shat on the tile in front of him. i don't know why he stayed with me

>>680422211

>>How did you discover 4chan?
read about it on 4fuckr back a few years

>>How old were you when you discovered it?
19

>>Why do you still come here?
good laughs and sometimes OC memes, pics of chicks in underwear

>>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
0

>>What's your favorite color?
blue

>>Where are you from?
austria

>>Tell us something interesting about yourself.
a few years back i hooked up with a chick from germany which i met in my wow guild and even when it didn´t work out relationship-wise i lost my virginity to her

>>680437208
one day you'll find a girl who texts you back and shits in your car
one day

>>680422211
>How did you discover 4chan?
edgy faggot in middle school
>How old were you when you discovered it?
14
>Why do you still come here?
Mostly to jerk off
>Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
1
>What's your favorite color?
blue
>Where are you from?
BC Canada
>Tell us something interesting about yourself
I want a girl to put me in a chastity cage and have complete control over my cock

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>>680438096
Oh it gets worse. I knew ahead of all of this where the Kyochon HQ building was, but they played it off well enough I didn't suspect they'd prank me with it
>not too far from our town is Everland, the Korean Disney Land
>by American standards it's pretty cheap
>friends say they'll pay
>it's like 10k won to get in which at the time was all of $8
>we're on the bus and everyone is acting retard like we're gonna spend the day at a huge amusement park
>bus stops at a town called yongin and they get off
>immediately suspicious
>friends say a taxi will be faster from here
>call them out but they're pushy about it and we all get in
>~20 minutes later we roll up at the Kyochon HQ building
>they all start dying laughing immediately
Assholes man.