rare New York strip steak with garlic potatoes and sauteed mushrooms

Red chili pork Posole with cabbage, cilantro, onion, radish and lime!

Forced to eat as the only meal twice a day forever?

Challenge accepted.

>Cum

>>680419606
I think I'm gonna have to go with this, though I think I'd have the steak medium rare

Chinese takeout. Orange chicken, sesame shrimp, noodles and broccoli

Little boys

Preferably between 2 - 3 years. I'm not a monster after all.

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>cheese quesadilla + avocado

kraft macaroni and cheese over microwaved safeway's chicken schnitzel.

>>680419361
That oil is lookin perty scrumptious

>>680420353
So diarrhea forever for you then, sir?

Sausage gravy and biscuits with some eggs over easy, home fries and toast with butter and jam.

pizza, or a salmon shrimp crab plate with grits, mash potatoes or something of the like on the side

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this beast right here

>>680420634
This.

With a side order of ribeye.

A Juicy lucy wit bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions, and steak sauce, with a side of fries and kalamari with lemon, and to top it all off, a small salad with grilled chicken and small bits of melted cheese.

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>>680420665

Double Butter Burger meal from Culvers

Shrimp boil

>>680420064
Seconded

Pussy n ass

Stir fry.

>>680421035
Underageb&

>>680420634
this with venison sausage patties on the side

an outback chicken parmi with extra bacon.

>>easy

>>680420665
Oh man, this thing looks good when advertised but if you actually buy it, it looks like an oily pile of fucking shit that was pulled out of the acne ridden cashier boy's rectum.

Vietnamese pho soup

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Smörgåsbord...../tread

>>680420893
Sounds like I gotta find a culvers near me

>>680419361
Are condiments available? Can I get extras like bread?

Sashimi

>>680421374
You're taking this way too seriously.

>>680420609
My shit is usually more normal after Taco Bell, I guess I'm one of the lucky ones

garlic + butter + rockbass + stove.
flounder + bredding + stove.
newyourke strippe + grill
your moms pussy + my dick

>>680419361
Breakfast

Sashimi with spring rolls, seaweed salad and miso soup.

>>680421492
So?

McDonald's single cheeseburger with whole onions instead of the shredded

Could eat that shit every day all day

>>680421255
This. Unless you have to eat the entire thing in one sitting.

Who am I kidding, I'd still try.

>>680419361
Not sure but it better be a big one if im gonna it it forever

>>680421374
Valid question.

Yes to the condiments

Careful on the bread, it's not all you eat.

Crab Rangoons

Spaghetti with meatballs and tomato sauce. I could live off it forever.

ass

Japanese Kaiseki

look it up

>gimme gimme chicken tendies

Peas, vegan twice baked potato, Green smoothie

>>680419361
girlfriends cunt

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Sweet sweet Pho

pussy, specifically katy perrys pussy.

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Do i really have to choose one?
:(

>>680422411
Looks good

>>680422085
How dare they not at least melt the cheese

The only thing I could actually live on forever.

Grilled fish and veggies/salad.

>>680422318
>>680421921
>>680421253
>>680421035
>>680420313
>>680420064
>>680419812
Not food you fucking perverts

>>680422632
It's not supposed to be melted, it melts if you reheat it later or take it home without the cheese separate but it's actually little better without having the cheese melted on it

>>680422445
That isn't fucking funny anymore STOP

>>680419361

4oz bacon wrapped bison steak med rare with pepper/spice rub, fries, olive garden salad, and a chocolate shakeology for the drink.

I'm fucking golden with that m8

>>680422640
Shut up and go back to training, McGregor

>>680419361
cyanide.

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>>680419361

>>680422814
I disagree.

Consuming enough cum would give me several grams of protein.

My moms Meatloaf :(

Human milk. Enjoy your scurvy and other assorted diseases

12 pieces of Hamachi Sashimi, Fillet mignon extra rare, sweet potato fries and a simple salad with goddess dressing.

a little of everything i like, though they probably don't all match well

shepherds pie

>>680423510
lol shes dead

Seared ahi tuna with spring salad, beef negamaki rolls, and green tea ice cream
With a rum and coke for the drink. Rum would be subtle behind this.

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OC

>>680423853
now that i think about it this would probably be my last meal if i was on deathrow

JerBear's Own: Chicken Noodle Soup

>>680424102
Sleepy sand?

>>680424102
is that a bag of vomit?

Medium rare steak with mashed potatoes and french fries, all perfectly cooked

>>680419361

triple cheeseburger or a gravy and chicken roll

>>680424374
define perfectly cooked

>>680419606
Get a fucking porterhouse. Don't be foolish

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>>680424180
Not so lucky.

The irony is this is the same meal prepared the same way every day for years and years until you forget what all over food tastes like. You only know your dish

>>680424577
Shoved inside the entrails of week old orphaned 3 year olds

>>680420353
Yeah, I can dig it.>>680420353
Bland as fuck. Live a little and get out more

>>680424477
>>680424577
back dub 7s nice

The Southern California Deluxe: IN-N-OUT double double animal style with animal fries, a strawberry shake, and then a California burrito and some carne azada fries on the side.

>>680424655
i dont know man i think id be fine , well probably the first 10 years maybe

Spaghetti and Meatballs

>>680419361
Banana bread. Bananas are nutritious and the increase in serotonin should compensate for the diet.

a salad lets be honest everything will get old after a shile and make you feel like shit

>>680419361
spaghetti and meatballs

Soylent.

>>680421647
more specific

>>680424967
Enjoy your type two diabetes.
And serotonin from food can't actually cross the blood-brain barrier.

On the plus side, your cum would probably smell and taste better.

>>680424477
>>680424577
Today, I witnessed.

Hail the dubbacks.

>>680425272
>blood-brain barrier.
Yah, i know. Still good for digestion.

>>680424577
cooked exactly to my liking of course, possibly terrible for everyone else but perfect for me.

>>680422814
Pho is soup. Rice noodle soup with veggies and shit. Absolutely delicious. Don't be retarded, you sperglord.

>>680420353
>>680420417
>>680420664
>>680420893
>>680421779
>>680424788

Bunch of sissy little bitch 14 year olds in here. Durr, ma cheese, fast food, pizza, DURR.

>>680424477
>>680424577
Back to back double 7s?

When did this become fucking Vegas magic hour?

>>680419753
my nigga

Soylent, because I been on it for 5 months and I have never felt better. My shit comes out great, mind is always alert, never feel fatigued, never have heartburn. Could do it for ever and not feel like I would be missing out on essentials.

>>680424655
Dubs doesn't lie
Dubs only warns of truth to find

>>680425606
yeah seriously
>>680423973
>>680423853
>>680423028
>>680420784
>>680420634
at least some of these guys have comprehensive taste

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>>680419361
I am a simple man with simple desires.

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>>680419361
A child

Fillet mignon with eggs over easy. Bacon wrapped cream cheese and jalapeno stuffed grilled chicken bites, hashbrown casserole, chocolate glazed krispy kreme donuts, with one apple fritter.
To drink? Coney Island Hard Orange Cream Soda.

>>680426458
lol they should have just killed him immediately after asking that

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MRE: Pork Sausage in Cream Gravy

>>680426244
If you don't have a glass of milk with it every-time you have wasted your life.

>>680426584
What the fuck are you smoking?

>>680426961
>Chocolate Milk
>Dunk PBJ in C.Milk

You think this is my first rodeo?

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>>680427115
FUCK CHOCOLATE MILK

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>>680426961
Kek

Seconded

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crack.

>>680427264
White milk is for Nutella on Toast.
Chocolate milk is for PBJ.

THERE IS A BALANCE I MUST MAINTAIN!

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chili cheese fries

>>680427705
Your bowels will rue you

>>680427705
that looks fukin pretty good actually, though you might want more diversity in the meal

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>>680422349
Fuck yes

>>680419361
Southern Brazilian BBQ steak

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Yes amerifats, this is one meal and it cost you 50 times more than your fucking burger with fries out of a bag.

>>680419361

Freezer chicken nuggets and French fries with plum sauce.

Don't get me wrong, I can and do cook but that's been my Friday meal since university. Might even take it as a last meal.

>>680429627
Too faggy where is the meat?

pussy

Chicken Whopper

>>680429769
>>680429869

Back to back 69 with a "pussy" at the end.

>>680419361
Well a single meal eh?
If it doesn't affect my health negatively pizza regular pepperoni pizza
Healthy food probably chicken with zucchini
OR fish and steamed vegetables

>>680429769
There is fish filet and Roast beef with onions, you blind fuck.

>>680422411
Looks and sounds disgusting

>>680430420
You're locked in a robot insane asylum for years upon years. Health is irrelevant, you only want death. And pizza.

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This

>>680430420
There's a dude who has been eating only pizza for some ridiculous amount of time. 20 years or something.

He's fine, visits Dr. Regularly, no problems. His bitch gf trying to get him off it and won't leave him the hell alone. Not saying you'd be OK, everyone's body is different.

There's a video on it. I think vice did it. Google it.

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Uhhm...

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>>680419361

You guys realize the more flavour something has the faster you're going to hate it right? the obvious answer is whatever the blandest most tasteless food is.

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>>680426458
>>680426589

>>680431611
>>680432017
stop i can only get so erect

>>680419361
Anything that has the ideal daily nutrition for my height and health.

Im not big on food.
I just eat because my stomach starts to hurt if I dont.

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Oscar sirloin
Medium rare
Seasonal vegetables
Fully loaded baked potato

Get this at the keg once a month. I look forward to that day all month. Its really all I have going for me. But god damn is it good.

>>680432136
the keg sirloin oscar is fucking delicious

>>680432136
pretty unique choice of steak

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King crab legs with melted butter, with garlic bread and corn on the cob. Creme brûlée for dessert.

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>>680419361
LASAGNE

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>>680419812
Like mothermother like son, eh?

>>680421853
What are you gonna be a dictator in the Himalayas?

>>680419361
Chorizo brekky-bowl from Ricky's

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This

>>680430808
looks yummy. Is it fish on the pan?

Dry Arby's with no arbys sauce, burger King fries right at closing, and 5 taco bell soft tacos with barely any meat and no sauce for them.

Ass