I'm doing a presentation on 4chan next week. I need to get community members
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I'm doing a presentation on 4chan next week. I need to get community members to show what 4chan is all about. Anything said in this thread will somehow get into the slideshow.
Please keep this school appropriate, it's for high school students.
>>680416441
Your breaking rule 1 and 2 of /b/ you faggot
Why using /b as your go to place to show what 4chan is about? Stop trying to look edgy and cool because you browse /b. Go somewhere else.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s ShrekKeep reading
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
How can you be inappropriate with high school students?
Those normie cunts will set up team orgies and call it hazing
My friend fucked a sub he had once because he had to stay in room with her during lunch
Same school to witness sexual intercourse in bleachers during assemblies
Drug deals in the halls
Fucking "inappropriate" what the fuck
>>680417333
Trip trip trip
Is impressive the culture impact this site makes actually. That is why I came here in first place. But all here is shit, but it's ok
>>680416824
whats rule 1?
>>680416441
4chan is kill.
Now fuck off edgy faggot
How world leaders sacrifice children and worship an owl and do satanic things at bohemian grove, or chemtrails or hitler was actually a Rothschild (happy 420) or something that's worth reading and listening too
did you know that us niggers are useless monkeys, and we should focus all of america's welfare system (and all that free shit) towards the beautiful jewish race.
>Fuck faggots
>>680418061
Same as rule number 2. You don't fucking talk about /b/!
BOY DO I SUUUUUUUURE HATE THEM NIGGERS! THEM FUCKERS GOTRA GO BACK TO AFRICA. FUCK NIGGERS! Also Hitler did not do anything wrong. Jews are evil. Holocaust 2: electric boogaloo now! Race War!
In Guangdong and Guangxi provinces in south-eastern China, some—especially older—people consider cat flesh a good warming food during winter months. However, in northern China eating cat is considered unacceptable. It is estimated that around 4 million cats are eaten in China each year, and that the number is rising. However, overseas visitors are unlikely to come across downtown restaurants serving cat, which is only common out of town and in the city outskirts.[2]
The cat's stomach and intestines may be eaten, as well as meat from the thighs, which are turned into meatballs served with soup, with the head and the rest of the animal then thrown away. In Guangdong, cat meat is a main ingredient in the traditional dish "dragon, tiger, phoenix" (snake, cat, chicken), which is said to fortify the body.
Organized cat-collectors supply the southern restaurants with animals that often originate in Anhui and Jiangsu provinces.[2][3][4] On 26 January 2010 China launched its first draft proposal to protect the country's animals from maltreatment including a measure to jail people, for periods up to 15 days, for eating cat or dog meat
>>680416441
rules 1 & 2, you filthy roody-poo
gotta love this website
>>680416441
>filename
old pic?
also rules 1, 2 and 3
>>680418982
"Hey, our ape found a phone!"
>says he's doing a project and to not be too offensive
>really just wants offensive things to laugh at
>or to see if we'll post just to piss him off
>tin hat activated
i'm not falling for it, OP. Here's a picture of Batman instead.
we got each others backs..
Star Wars VIII Spolier
You have committed crimes (Breaking rule 1 & 2) against 4chan and her people. What say you in your defense?
>>680416441
Someone post the greentext of the pedophile who fugd a dead kid after a tornado
>>680419318
this is not batman, this is bruce wayne you fucking nigger faggot, learn your classics
>>680416441
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You better never come back if you break rule 1 OP
Fuck Niggers
I would really love to get a good sniff of my 3 year old cousin's feet. She must be asking for it. Every time I babysit and we watch cartoons she be rubbing herself against me.
talk about our travels...
>>680419683
Man I hate copypastas
dubs lol
>>680418327
I talk about /b/ with everyone I know, dude everyone browses this site all day long, it's become 90% ten year olds who saw their 30 year old parent on it and now they post on it, it comes up in my family's discussions, even my grandmother browses /b/, reporting pedophiles is good for her health because she's not able to do much and it helps her feel like she's doing good in the world, this site is not just for a select group of people, this site is for everyone.
talk about news...
>>680420123
Shut up fag your just jelly
>>680418061
W e w l a d
show this to them
talk about good shopping places...
