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/b/ros what do you think I should do with this lizard??


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/b/ros what do you think I should do with this lizard??
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throw it outside onto the grass or into a bush
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take the tail off and glue it to it's head
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>>680415468
It's dead
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Cum on it
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fix it a sandwich
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Gook it and eat it. Lizards are surprisingly tasty
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>>680415367
eat it
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>>680415509
I want to see this
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>>680415555
God fucking damn nigga
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>>680415555
Quads demands it!!
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>>680415367
Wait for it to dry out, put it in the blender until its a fine powder, snort it
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>>680415540
Do this
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DO THE COWBOY BEBOP AND MAKE IT INTO A TEA.
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microwave for 8 minutes
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If it's alive let it go outside, if it's dead bite off the head.
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>>680415645
>Gook it and eat it.
>Gook it

>Gook it
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shove it in your dick hole,
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>>680415919
i want to see this
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hes waiting for some1 to say smoke it so he can post old ass pictures of some fag smoking a lizard back in 09.
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train him and win the pokemon league
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You guys like his new hat?
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>>680416379
>>680416379
>>680416379
this
op is a fag
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>>680415367
Smoke it
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>>680416615
The heck you put on its head?
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>>680416857
It's tail
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>>680416857
>>680415509
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>>680416926
Let the poor critter go.
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JFC.

Shove up ass with sharpie and post pics you faggot.

>get
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Nut on it.
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>680415367
Chant "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao" as you wave it back and forth.
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>>680415555
these quads talkin dirty to me

make it happen
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S P A C E P R O G R A M
P
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Smoke it
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oh my god op just pick something and do it already
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>>680415367
microwave and live stream it fag.
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since when do 3rd graders post on 4chan
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>>680417623
he put the tail on its head or else he gets the hose again
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Take it to a vet or something.
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>>680417917
how did i miss that fucking KEK
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>>680416615
lmao was hoping for it to be like a long unicorn horn but thats cool too
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Got this bitch a sandwich
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shoe on head
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>>680418431
What sort of sandwich?
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>>680418431
bitches love sandwiches. i vote for viking burial
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>>680418874
Ham and mustard
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>>680418925
Kragnar Beigeboat approves. GIVE THIS WARRIOR A PROPER BURIAL!
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>>680418937
Show it 4chan
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>>680418431
stick tail up urethra

post picks
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>>680415367
Throw it in the blender with milk or juice , blend it and drink it
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>>680418038
Take it to a veteran. Let him see what he fought for.
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Found it
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Do the same thing as the "just busted a nut on this bird" picture
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Just busted a nut on this dead lizard
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>>680421246
I love you
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>>680421246
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>>680421246
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>>680421246
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>bread
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>>680415367
Eat it like mad max
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Pluck its eyeballs out, feed them to yourself
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Trips say that you should tie it's tail around your cock and spin, and record that.
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>>680424535
I don't think its tail would bend that way
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