one as cute as you

One that can't talk.

>>680413609
One that has morals, values, self respect, and is Christian as well. Also, a big fat virgin pussy would be a plus too because I have yet to get my dick wet.

a real one

>>680415346

Besides self respect, literally the opposite of this

one that isn't a man

one that isn't a figment of my imagination

I just want someone with whom I can share bodily contact.
Someone to snuggle up to at night.
Get my daily dose of oxytocin that makes people feel loved and accepted.
As of right now I don't get physical contact with people and it definiteliy affects my mood.
Also someone to bang but I rarely get horny.

One with a dick. Is that an option?

>>680413609
I just want someone to talk to.

>>680416136

Pretty, Same brand of crazy

Sex robot that can cook

>>680415118
No you don't. I have deaf neighbors who can't talk at all and literally all I hear every fucking day is them screaming like cavemen who've been set on fire. Sometimes the husband sounds like the fucking meep meep muppet. I just want their fucking house to burn down

>>680413609
someone like u but with a good taste in music

>>680417184
>sounds like the meep meep muppet
>your negativity towards this basically makes you the fucking falcon
kek

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>>680417184
be the change you want to see, anon

>>680417184
While I find that very funny, but as a firefighter I am legally obligated to take offense to that.

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>>680413609
One that I've lost already.

>>680415953
this

>>680417786

same i dumped her cause i was 21 and thought there was better out there...6 years later all women are annoying whores

RIP

>>680413609
MAYBE the one in the picture, OP.

>>680413609
one that doesnt suck other dudes off on monday and come home to me and not even brush their fucking teeth and shit.

>>680413609
one with a penis

>>680413609
One who works to pay half the bills, cooks good food, and then just sleeps the rest of the time so I don't have to fuck with her.

>>680418317
Jesus anon, that was awfully specific.

The girl I fucked last night..

>>680418190
Her dad made her break up with me in high school, when she had been my high school sweetheart. I still don't really like that man because of that shit. She never tried to get back with me either, years later and looking back on it. I just feel really regretful now that I didn't stand up for her and I to her father. I was an arrogant sod

>>680418752
i cant even do anything but laugh. fuck my life

>>680417708
>While I find that very funny, but as a firefighter I am legally obligated to take offense to that.


fucking right i believe youre a firefighter you goddamn illiterate fuck

all youre good at is running into burning buildings

i hope u dont come out of the next one faggot

>>680419257
i hope ur house is the next one faggot

>>680413609
One that's massively out of my league.

Hippy goth
Super pale
Blue or green eyes
Hair colour not too important
Super soft and smooth skin
Artistic
Loves to draw and paint
Writes poetry
Has a great sense of humor
Is sweet and compassionate
Loves animals
Is super affectionate
Not afraid to kiss or hold hands in public
Has adorable feet
Has a big, smooth, pale ass
Breast size is not too important
Loves to drink but is not a sloppy drunk
Is hyper sexual, absolutely lives to fuck
Is loyal and dedicated in a relationship
Has a smooth, pale belly like marble
Has a vice-grip pussy
Loves sucking cock
Loves to get pounded HARD
Is a nerd
Has a gorgeous smile
Is well-educated
Intelligent
Not afraid to stick up for me
Has a beautiful laugh
Loves horror movies and literature

>>680419460
for me, that's any girl

>>680419486
You will never get laid

>>680413609
One that'll let me post nudes of her to 4chan