>>680395355
1 of two things is true:

1. She's a psycho bitch who treats him like shit when no one is looking.

2. He's hung like a motherfucking horse and she loves it.

>>680395629
3. He got mad cash.

>>680395629
>1. implying that's not my fetish
>2. she would have to give him a chance before knowing he's hung

>>680395792
This is why option 3 is the correct answer.

>>680395355
why would seeing a hideous guy with a gorgeous girlfriend upset you? surely that gives you hope?

>>680395774
Oh Gaben.

>>680396063
>>680396063
>>680396063
>>680396063
>>680396063
you are a fucking faggot
go die

>>680396050
He's saying he wants to be convinced it's possible

>>680395355
>>680395355
Just go make a bunch of money and you can have that too.

>>680396216
How much is a bunch? I make 110k and I'm a wizard.

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Give up

>>680396050
Waste of good pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaqJmqyEP0o

>>680395792
Untrue. 1 girl finds out he's hung and then tells all the others. Trust me on this. At my workplace all the women know the supervisor is hung and none of the ones that told me this slept with him personally.

>>680396403
Enough to fulfill an entertaining social lifestyle. What you have is more than enough.

>>680397278
It's hard to have a social lifestyle when you have no idea how to socialize

>>680397434
You need to find people like me who can supply the proper psychoactive substances.

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Balls > Looks

Grow the fuck up.

>>680396210
It is possible.

>>680397591
I've used more than my fair share of psychoactive substances and it hasn't helped me get laid in the slightest.

>>680397948
Post a list. Start with the different classes of substances you have tried. All the hardwiring already in your brain, you just need to figure out how to access it.

>>680398131
shrooms
lsd
salvia
dextromethorphan
diphenhydromine
weed
alcohol
caffeine

the last three i use daily

>>680395355
The girl from the webm is average, and the guy's just fat. Nothing weird or surprising there.

Pôor people have love as well, of course if you get money you'll get pussy easily but I wouldn't blame it on it or rely on it for it. Besides, getting a pussy because of money is really depressing.

>>680395355
American women are the worst kind of breed in existence

>>680398598
If you are gonna list things like Benadryl and cough syrup the list is probably longer than that...

You should experiment with dissociatives but first make sure you are getting actual lsd and not some substituted amphetamine.

>>680398618
You have to understand that even the ugliest girl will seem unachiavable for faggots like op because his selfconfidence is so low that he cant even in his wildest imagination think that anybody would wanna suck his ugly dick.

>>680395355
gives me hope.

Holy fuck op, go do something with yourself, it's not that hard to be attractive to bishes, they honestly give more fucks about how confident you are than your cock size or if you're a 10/10

>>680399192
Meh, I'm kinda past my drug experimentation phase. I just smoke a few bowls, have a glass of scotch, and go to bed, because I've got work in the morning.

>>680399817
Well then I guess you are done with trying to get laid, which isn't a big deal. You just have to admit it.

>>680397850
This is true. I started dating my girlfriend because I was the only one who straight up asked her out. All the other dudes were pissed.

>>680397850
Luckily I have both which turned this one celeb wet over me.... I planted quite the seed in this endeavor.

>>680399738
i have no friends and i dont go to school/work. where do i find these bishes?

>>680399738
>>680399217

I think there is a slight lack of respect for women in general too. Women have their insecurities, their affection issues and their emotional desires. But for people in 4chan women are at the same time painted as goddess and cynical bitches, which make a lot of men to feel unease.

Unless you isolate yourself you'll get a chance sooner or later. I'm poor and average/ugly and I had my chances. That I didn't make use of them is really a problem related to my mental illness, bad luck and such... Not being poor or being ugly.

>>680400252
tinder

>>680399943
I gave up on that a long time ago. That's why I'm a wizard. I've accepted the fact that I'm going to be miserable.

>>680397850
that guy probably can't even see his balls tbqh