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New ylyl thread?
>>680392916
lel
https://youtu.be/FP3NzQBluo0
>>680393483
>loooost
>>680393425
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aubdmxUlsyg
>>680393805
yeah. fuck niggers
>>680393351
The faces of every one in the back ground tho. That "mmm..." face. :/ "well this will be a ...thing"
>>680393921
almost got shanked my this monkey the other day because I caught his friend stealing my phone, shit was stupid yo
>>680393483
911
>>680394692
What am I looking at, what is this, please answer
>>680394877
2016
0
1
6
>>680393508
Fuck off
>>680395188
>those noses
hmmm
So /b/ my sister is wanting some advice She calls me up and says anon I think i like Chicks im like why do you think so and she's like I find Lolis Extremely Attractive
What does /b/ think?
>>680395371
offer to share your pr0n
wincest will ensue
>>680395109
alpha as fuck
>>680395463
kek
>>680395371
That's not funny you're a faggot.
>>680395371
This is normal for all humans of all ages and sexes
>>680395571
no im like not even lying
>>680395371
Why specifically lolis? How did she come to that conclusion? Humor me is b8
>>680395504
Hila?
>>680394692
Sweden, yes
>>680395727
im not sure thats just what she says
>>680395504
Not gonna lie.
She has a super cute face.
>>680395727
if*
>>680395727
Oh yeah and the funny thing is that she is 13 herself
>>680393728
GUYS SOMETHING KIND OF FUNNY HAPPENED SO IM GONNA TYPE ABOUT IT IN AN ALL CAPS RUN-ON SENTENCE TO TRICK YOU INTO THINKING IT'S FUNNIER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS FOLLOW ME PLEASE
>>680396150
JIDF
>>680395109
kek
>>680395620
kek it looks like his collar says cp on it a bunch of times
>>680396215
ok? WOT M8
>>680396832
>no monthly fee
>>680396832
>fully pvp
>>680396555
hehe...
>kill me
the rest of the shit on this thing's tumblr is pretty funny too
http://lilskittle.tumblr.com/oc
>>680395188
this has literally never been funny even once
>>680393483
Laughed heartily and I ain't even mad
>>680397334
>she invented new pronouns for her characters
>>680397205
hope that isn't pvc because that shit looks schedule 40 and that's definitely unlawful to use for potable water.
oh and stop smoking weed out of brass pipe fittings kids. there's tons of lead in that shit. unless you're in california.
>>680393185
this is not funny
>>680397882
it was like 4 years ago though.
>>680396840
This isn't a cringe thread
>>680397702
He's actually not wrong though.
A 500cc dirt bike will whoop the vast majority of rider's asses. They're no joke.
>>680398248
What is this from?
>>680396832
>no monthly fee
Bills
>massive world to explore
70% covered in water
>highest resolution graphics
Only 1 quintillion by 1 quintillion
Can't even see anything smaller than one planck
>>680396364
> screenshotting your own post
you aren't funny sorry to ruin your internet comedian career
>>680398571
I punched like that when I was 3.
>>680396364
You're not funny.
>>680397205
he's actually not smoking weed. his house is being fumigated.
>>680398118
That doesn't mean it's funny now
>>680398727
>>680399062
I'll take that under advisement and......oh wait I don't really care. Kinda freeing when you say it out loud there.
Oh yeah, Eat a bag of pickled dicks.
>>680399084
No one is that retarded
>>680399437
You are
>>680399437
You underestimate the human race.
>>680399335
Mad
>>680396832
to be fair, a lot of npcs are pretty retarded
>>680396832
>incredible NPC AI
>>680399335
I can sense your parents disappointment in you just by the way you type
>>680396364
That's not funny, it's cringe. Post that in a cringe thread.
>>680399599
If that's all you got then I'm more disappointed than anything. It's kinda lazy to just say "mad" and think boy I sure showed them. Care to try a little harder there champ?
>>680395892
this is swedens last hope right here.
>>680397205
We get it, you vape
>>680397205
>Kek
I have seen the full video.
Google "Vaping with a fog machine"
It provides a hearty kek.
>>680396555
the quality is getting worse for this gif.
>>680400269
Wrong kind of turban
>>680399976
Mad
>>680400400
True. The girl is like 18 now... too old
>>680400664
Mad
>>680400664
>>680400789
↑Look↑↑↑↑↑ A feedback loop.
>>680400306
I remember that thread funny as fuck
>>680396840
the fuck is this even
its not even funny and i play minecraft
despite this, i called my brother who doesn't play minecraft and read him the page, he wasnt laughing.
I called my aunt in wyoming, who doesn't play video games. She declined to come down here for christmas.
WHATS THE FUCKING JOKE??
>>680397828
I've seen this picture 100 times and just now noticed the seat is made of people too...
>>680398661
WELP it's water guys, nothing here to explore...if only there was a contraption to go beneath the water, or at the very least drive across it somehow.
>>680400959
Damn str8 m8.
>>680398462
Music video. Can't find the link
I'm stoned off my ass and I haven't even exhaled sharply through my nose. Y'all are fucking faggots.
>>680393185
https://youtu.be/JPxoeJTnjCs
>>680401101
>"people"
You mean women.
>>680400269
That's racist....they fuck goats not camels
>>680400640
Not original."I'm my own grandpa" is a song written in like 1940's.
>>680398462
Anamanaguchi music video called Meow
>>680393425
*nigger
>>680401269
beta/10
>>680400306
>>680400959
that was great day, got over 50 (you)
Why don't people post actual jokes? U know typed
>>680401085
is this bait i cant tell
>>680401534
What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates? Rolaids.
why do niggers only need two pallbearers?
a trashcan only has 2 handles
>>680400147
did she died?
>>680394804
7/11
>>680401199
>>680398462
Here it is, right at the end:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3JWo2iiGc
>>680401534
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
>>680401534
yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem.
>>680395371
sister = fat and/or massive weeb
would not fuck/10
>>680398772
>>680398571
He's not punching.... its a offensive jewjitsu move called "Sheckeling".
>>680401635
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling
>>680393351
Anybody have the video of this?
>>680394692
That's the guy from altered states
>>680402045
fucking kek
i like my coffee like my women
without a penis
>>680401534
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and fuck her raw everyday". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
https://youtu.be/azkag366_gE
Done
>>680399335
>advisement
>>680396364
>replying to yourself because no-one else thinks you're funny
hahaha what a loser!
>>680394677
Lost
>>680401530
> (you)
>>680400073
yep they are very much fucked indeed
>>680401534
What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass
![0fb59e73ec2a46d0b784b3b8c0842ffc[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nyF2xy6.gif "0fb59e73ec2a46d0b784b3b8c0842ffc[1]")
>>680402651
>>680401534
how do you know a Muslims phone is on airplane mode?
>it explodes
>>680400081
I give up. What are the squares?
>>680401534
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
>>680394877
typical Brits is what
>>680399158
>underrated post
top fucking kek
>>680396330
>keks
>>680402886
KeK
< 3 > I bet /b/ is going to enjoy this new leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/Qj6zE Few minutes and it will be removed :)
>>680400640
>>680401441
could have just cut it short by marrying his grandmother from the start
>>680401085
This is actually copypasta material
>>680398059
Kekeled
>>680400777
checked
>>680396364
>Writes unfunny post.
>Screenshots post
>Posts on YLYL
>"Look ma i'm a comedian"
Fucking cancer
>>680399900
kek
https://youtu.be/siF4VPiTYDo
>>680402484
I mean the stomach is pretty hot
>>680399976
Good news OP, you're not the biggest faggot in this thread
>>680393185
Once someone has an unusual name in a greentext, you know this is about to happen. I still enjoy them though.
>>680403051
>square(4)
>concatenate_strings("Hello", "world")
dem sk1llZ
>>680396196
GUYS SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING FUNNY SO I'M GOING TO MOCK THEM TO TRICK YOU INTO THINKING IT'S LESS FUNNY THAN IT IS PLEASE GIVE ME A (You)
>>680402627
Bless the person doing this.
>>680403433
Patton Oswald is fucking garbage.
>>680400147
fake and gay
>>680397199
top kek, lost
>>680401754
yes... have you been living under a rock??
>>680396840
I never played minecraft but I find those hilarious due to how shit they are, it's almost as if they're ironic
Also, most of the answers are "he ded" and that just cracks me up
>>680399787
Took me a second, I fucking lost!
>>680401534
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." But this time the little girl just keeps on playing. "How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny. "My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
>>680392353
Serious question, why do people find dead bodies and serious injuries "funny"? Imagine if you were a family member of some of these people, would you be laughing?
>>680396103
crash.webm gave it away, but damn, I really really like this movie.
>>680401171
>implying you wouldn't die trying to explore 0.01% of it
>>680404642
i can only imagine death being funny if it's absurd
>>680398074
L O S T
O
S
T
>>680404110
Niggers gonna nig
>>680404770
Death is never funny. You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>680404880
oh, i see
this is bait
>>680405049
So because I actually care about human life, I should go back to tumblr? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours... Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?
>>680404880
Death can be funny
>my uncle killed my aunt. She cheated on him so he tied her up by one ankle and hung her from the tree in the front yard. He slit her throat and fucked the hole until the police arived.
Pretty fucking hillarious
Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
#rantover
>>680400147
Fake
>>680404880
>>680405264
Wow the bait is strong with this one.
>>680396330
Los
>>680405345
So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole and joke about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Fucking faggot.
>>680397205
We get it, you rape.
>>680394677
id watch it
>>680405345
>fucked her throat
LOST!
>>680405372
I do agree actually, YLYL threads should just be funny stuff, not "LOLOL somebody died and I posted the .gif, I'm so fucking edgy!!!!" posts from teenagers who think they're being badasses
>>680405626
Then fuck off and make your own image board which prohibits such material. If you come on 4chan you waive your right to complain.
>>680405626
I would agree, I happened to click the top gif by accident, looks fake to me.
THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. You don't want to watch but there's a primal curiosity imprinted in ALL OF OUR brains that finds it somewhat bewhildering and other-worldly to see something so extrodinary it prepares our fight and flight responses to make us want to make sure it ACTUALLY doesn't happen to ourselves.
I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.
Just try scroll past the gore cancer on /b/ i know i do.
SINCERELY EVERYONE
>>680404642
it's 14 year olds who think they're being "edgy"
They'll grow out of it in a few years, but they'll be replaced by a new wave of edgelords
>>680405813
Well said, fuck these edgy faggots who think they're so cool.
>>680397828
why ?
>>680405796
>complains about my comment
>tells me to fuck off because "if you come on 4chan you waive your right to complain"
aside from the retardation of your post, let me make a WILD guess here: You're under 20 years old, you only became a regular on 4chan within the past 1-2 years, and you still get a rush from using the site because you think you're some kind of badass rebel for being on /b/
HOLY SHIT I MUST BE FUCKING PSYCHIC
>>680392353
oh god, it must have been at least 6 years since I last saw this image
>>680401534
3 things a nigger can't get...black eye, fat lip & a job.
>>680396555
>Not naming it properly
Bad anon
>>680406384
Nice racist joke, I bet you get owned by black people in the real.
lmao the guy on the bottom is a savage
>>680406656
HAHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY HOW HE RUPTURED THE DOG'S TAIL AND NOW HE'S IN SEVERE PAIN! LOL.
>>680392916
This forced meme-tier Instagram shit is absolute garbage, I don't care if you're trying to be postmodern-ironic. Fuck.
>>680405264
LOST
>>680396364
loser
>>680406653
You actually got me you cunt.
>>680402749
>>
fuck, is that for real, cant get over the creepines
>>680399459
subtle and genius
>>680399769
I-is that demo d
>>680402627
kek
>>680407483
>being this new
>>680404642
Its funny sometimes, and this is not 9gag, we can be degenerated, laugh and go to hell here
peace...
>>680404675
>implying that there is not a single device a human can build to explore 99.99% of it
>>680406410
Lost
>>680407998
ROFLMMFAO
>>680407998
Seen it plenty and it never got me before. My foot is resting in front of the screen, and I live in Australia.
>>680401534
What do you call a Vietnamese black man?
A vinegar.
>>680396555
some dude actually found the photo he took and posted it on b
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag.......a twix.
>>680397205
\//\
>>680399335
Mad
>>680406478
I live in a predominantly white area. Faggot nigger.
funny memes X))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAaAnF0Urj8
>>680408280
You dumb fucking nigger. I'd explain why that isn't so but being the dumb ass nigger you are it would be wasted on you, so I'll just call you a stupid fucking nigger cuck and be done with it.
>>680409592
White people aren't allowed to say "N****r"
But we can say "Thank you for the warning officer" and "Happy fathers day dad"
>>680408359
I would fucking die if I found this written in the back of the book. I wish my handwriting wasn't dogshit or I'd start doing that to all classic literature
>>680407843
its not. the pick is from an article where a teen has a really bad reaction to hair dye and is hospitalized and ends up in a coma for a few days
>>680402749
Lol I was in that thread. Funny shit.
>>680411709
kek
>>680402045
Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
>>680393483
serious question, who is blue frog?
>>680412949
greninja from pokemon xy
>>680395463
I love the Jester :>)
>>680399787
lost so hard
>>680393351
Gorillaz irl
>>680392353
God damn it, how did I lose to this?
>>680400147
From a movie. Fake.
>>680414010
I've never actually seen the real gif before. Thank you kind sir.
>>680405372
>#rantover
I was going to take your statement seriously but then you ruined it with this
>>680398420
I don't get it
>>680401265
literally the best thing i have ever layed my eyes upon
>>680397619
I never got this one
>>680399787
fukken saved
>>680404110
top fucking kek
>>680414169
You're welcome, sexy 69
>>680415130
reminds me of this
