>>680391583
say "NIGGER!!!" very loudly

>>680391583
You should start by moving out of the fucking ghetto before you get raped/murdered

>>680391795
Saving up. Im paying 800 a month rent here 2br 1.5baths

Shout May big fat ass trampo negro. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

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Shes lighting up. Should I just call the cops

>>680391583
Are you black? If not I would like survival tips on being an honorary nignog... How the fuck is Compton this time of year, nigger?

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>>680391583
Let her inside your house then walk away telling her she can keep your house

>>680392034
yell "Fat Lives Matter"

>>680392290
Reroll

>>680391583
Throw sum cum at her

>>680392290
you're the fat black chick! I'm onto your games.

>>680391583
>Shes outside my apartment. What should I do? Nothing that will get me caught. 28 picks

Water baloon

>>680392397
Reroll

>>680391583
Hey nigger, get away from my rusty shopping cart

>>680392034
yeh do it

"Good evening, madam!" really polite and bubbly-like. Then pull your dick out and just stand there until she leaves

>>680392290
Rolling

go down there, take video, and slap her ass HARD then run for it. DO IT FAGGOT! she'll never be able to catch you and she sure as hell ain tgonna call the police or anything like that

>>680392552
this...28 get

Throw a bucket of water on it

just go back inside

just start slapping her stomach back and forth

>>680391583
Drop an egg on that bitches head

piss in bottle, pour down her ass crack

>>680392034
Go smoke with her faggot!
She will probably suck that dick.

>>680391583
check my #28

do water baloon

>>680391583
STEAL THE SHOPPING CART

>>680392912
>>680392665
>>680392326
do these 3 things

>>680392928
Do it op

>>680392928
Winer

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>>680392928

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>>680392928
chekked

>>680393099
checked

>>680392928
Winnar winnar chicken dinnar

Good thread

Throw dollars (coins) at her, I want to see how good she is with her hearing/echo location abilities.
The first and second drop of the quarters should indicate direction.
She should experience a momentary jump of show after finding one.
However her speed at finding them should be faster than the average human due to her echolocation abilities.

Roll

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>>680392928
WITNESSED

>>680392928
do it OP

>>680393222
you got trips but you're still a moron

>>680392552
roll

>>680393062
actually yeah this

>>680391583

and if OP doesn't want to be a faggot because he's got no baloons, use a fucking plastic shopping bag.

Dont have balloons ill do a bucket of water

>>680391583
Hang a fried chicken wing on a string and dangle it above her head.

>>680393606
Amen brother

>>680393654
make it PISS

>>680393654
see >>680393606

>>680392938
Is there something I missed with this forced bullshit, or is it just pure cancer?

>>680393654
make a webm, if no webm kill urself

>>680393840
cancer anon

>>680393840
Why did you respond. Feeding the b8 m8

TAKE VIDEO DUDE

Buy pie...smash pie on ground....watch her eat smashed ground pie

>>680391583
glass full of piss on her.

>>680393878
agreed.

>>680394028
winrar

>>680394028
Checked

>>680394028
AGAIN

Fuck she saw me. Shes yelling profanity outside im calling the cops hang on

>>680394114
Someone already wind

Where the fuck do you live, OP?

>>680393978
Was asking everybody but him.

>>680394194
>Not op

I hope she climbs your building like King Kong and grabs you through the window

>>680394194
cmon man at least take a little video

>>680392290
Considering your pic, you seem NATU worry about it.

>>680394028
>>680392928
Water balloon or piss.... nice

>>680394194
MMM OP BACKING OUT

>>680394177
checked

>>680394219
>Someone already wind
in the lottery if two people roll winning numbers they both get a split ..
so its only fair that he pisses in the water now

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>>680394271
Still. Never feed the b8

OP here. I gave her chicken and now she came upstairs to make some fuck. See ya faggots

piss and puke into a water balloon and drop it on her. take a video.

>>680394727
One off

>>680391583
OP MUST DELIVAR
OP MUSN'T BE A FAGGOT
MUSN'T RUN AWAY

>>680394787
OP is a faggot and won't deliver.

OP here. She just took my wallet and ran out, I chased after her and stabbed her, what do I do!?

>>680394545
GREAT THREAD BRO SO PROUD

Suck a dick op. Faggot wont deliver

>>680395155
Dubs have spoken

FUCKING DELIVER!!!!!!!!!!!

>>680395005
Piss on her.

>>680395272
Abandon thread. OP Is a faggot

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>>680391583

>>680391583
respect her

>>680391583
Leave her alone and read a book until bedtime.

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OP = fag

>>680395484
>>680395498
Samefag

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>>680392928
yspls

Calm down i got the vid im uploading to youtube one of u make the webm

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Check em

>>680395686
Vid or riot

>>680395686
bump

>>680395822
Nice

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Fuck her.

>>680395828
28 has spoken again

>>680395686
you have 5 fucking minutes before you turn permanently gay

OP is fapping silently while crying

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Don't disappoint op

>>680394279
kek

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>>680395822
sweet

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>>680391583
fuck her in the trolly

>>680395958
kek

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>>680395568
Sorry, but you're wrong.

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>>680396046

>>680396046
holy shit....
thats fucking real?
they actually put that in a book and sold it?

>>680396211
Noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrtCc-Dmh18&feature=youtu.be

Heres the vid

>>680396264
Ok Regular faggot

>>680396300
Nice

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>>680396046
those fucking jokes

>>680391583
buy her dinner

>>680392626
win.rar

>>680396438
Ha fail

>>680396359
You cunt

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SHE
I dont want him back because hes too cheating on me
I dont want him back because he is too busy telling me what to do,
I dont want him back because he wont let me hang out with my bffs
Hes an asshole

HIM
I dont want her back because she killed blacks with her KKK buddies
I dont want her back because she shot up 372 daycare centers and counting
I dont want her back because she spends too much time on her hobby of shooting Syrian refugees while they come to Greek shores
No wonder I cheated on her

>>680396359
Kek

>>680396589
that's not 28 fagget

>>680395966
its too late, op is gay....

OP here. All of you are fags, I can't believe you waste your time on the computer. Kill yourselves.

>>680396359
OP delivered

>>680396835
He must be a professional autist

>>680392120

son have you ever been in ghetto? you see those hearts on sidewalk? that aint no ghetto thats a homo neighborhood. OP remains a faggot.

>>680391942
What fucking city do you live in? I used to live in a nice suburban apartment of the same size for less than that, although that was in the south.

>>680396880
hahahaha, as if your doing something thats not a "waste" of time
everything can be seen as a waste of time

>>680396046
what fucking autism

>>680397235
no, autism would be at least a lil funny
i dont even know what that is
it's just fucking filler for a minecraft book somehow sold as jokes

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new cast of ghostbusters

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Ok /b/, here's my situation

>been seeing the same prostitute for a few months
>Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever fucked
>She's semi attractive and not to expensive
>Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place
>We fuck for the amount of time I paid for
>Just as she's about to leave she sees my dvd of an olf film called "a matter of life and death"
>Says thats her favourite flim, asks if she can watch it
>We watch film together, we don't do anything
>She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out
>When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her
>She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close
>asks if we can be friends

Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to fuck her again?

also tits

>>680392824

Rolling for this

>>680397111
Trips of truth!

>>680397967
10/10 copypasta

>>680397967
Stale pasta

>>680397967
>tfw the hooker says no

do what i did before. turn your lights off, open the window or whatever you have, and throw a glass bottle or light bulb at her. It might not hit her, but it will smash right next to her and scare the literal shit out of her.

>>680391583
throw a gallon of milk on it. film it and upload

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>>680391583

>>680398880
its very sad, but im pretty sure op is and has always been incredibly gay....
fuck you op.....

>>680397967
Are you just hoping to point out the newer fags?

Why you do this.

What it purpose

Nigger ate OP. OP is kill

>>680399269
Whats a newfag?

>>680391583
Call the cops about someone defecating in your backyard.

>>680399430
You

>>680399511
checked

>>680399316
this.
crack gaver the cannibal munchies

>>680399430
You

>>680392583
rollllll

>>680399511
Not really a newfag just too ironic for my own good

>>680399430
You

Ask her if she is a speed freak street person

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>>680400226
Got em. You just got pranked.

>>680397967
Stale pasta

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>>680400226

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>>680391583
What you should do is get a better job so you can make more money and move away from that shit box you call home

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cancer sticks for brains

>>680392034
So what it's 4/20 mind your own business faggot

invite her in and seduce her

>>680399430
You

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>>680395958
Right in the pussy?

>>680400973
looks like crack pipe

throw eggs on her

>>680401466
ofc cuz she's a nigger

>>680391583
rawlin... 28 says to stick your finger in her crack and give yourself a dirty sanchez...

>>680399430
You

>>680397101
probably a college town in the north. it's similar to what i paid.

>>680399430
You

>>680401955
suburb of nignog chicago i should note. might be that the surrounding areas were so crime free that prices skyrocket.

WHY THE FUCK I AM STILL HERE IM FUCKING WAITING FUCKING OP KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF!!!!! GIVE ME MY WET CRACKWHORE!!

>>680401964
>>680401954
>>680401184
>>680400226
>>680399930
>>680399511
i really hope you guys are being ironic....

>>680399430
>>680402673
You

>>680401466
Keen eyes

this bitch is gunna be dead by the time anyone gets 28, we need new thread requirements.

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>>680395958