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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:42:50 Post No. 680387335 [Report]
Joke thread faggots, get your asses in here.

Rules: anything goes. Funny shit only. Dark, racist, puns, riddles, or normal jokes, anything. Offer a joke before you comment on anything.

I'll go first:
>What do you get if you cross Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, and Kurt Cobain?


>A whole cranium.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:43:49 Post No.680387464
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:43:49 Post No.680387464 [Report]
No.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:44:38 Post No.680387559
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:44:38 Post No.680387559 [Report]
I WAS BORN FOR THIS!
>Why is it bad to black and jewish?
>You have to sit in the back of the showers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:46:11 Post No.680387775
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:46:11 Post No.680387775 [Report]
>>680387559
OP here, kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:46:43 Post No.680387842
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:46:43 Post No.680387842 [Report]
how long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? i dont know i close my eyes when i fap.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:50:20 Post No.680388331
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:50:20 Post No.680388331 [Report]
BUMP.

>What's green, big, heavy, has four legs, and will kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
>A pool table.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:50:49 Post No.680388388
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>>680387559
Nice dude
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:52:10 Post No.680388562
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 00:52:10 Post No.680388562 [Report]
whats black and white and rolls down the boardwalk?
>nigger and a seagul fighting over a french fry
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:02:06 Post No.680389795
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:02:06 Post No.680389795 [Report]
BUMP

>What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?


>You can't move a bowling ball by stabbing it with a pitchfork.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:02:21 Post No.680389822
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:02:21 Post No.680389822 [Report]
Got another.
>Why is there not an Anne Frank video game?
>If you jump you lose.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:09:44 Post No.680390667
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:09:44 Post No.680390667 [Report]
>what's red and sits in the corner?
>Baby with a razorblade.

>What's blue and sits in the corner?
>Baby in a baggie.

>What's black and sits in the corner?
>Baby with hand in a socket.

>what's green and sits in the corner?
>All babies, 2 weeks later.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:17:04 Post No.680391572
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:17:04 Post No.680391572 [Report]
i saw a black guy carrying a tv down the street yesterday and i thought wait a minute that looks like mine.
Then i remembered mines at home polishing my shoes
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:20:35 Post No.680392025
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:20:35 Post No.680392025 [Report]
>>680391572
Racistdog.jpeg
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:23:34 Post No.680392387
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:23:34 Post No.680392387 [Report]
please can we no have any jokes about the holocaust guys, my grandpa died in Auschwitz

>He fell off the guard tower
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:24:46 Post No.680392548
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:24:46 Post No.680392548 [Report]
Kids are buckets of diseases that live in your house
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:27:51 Post No.680392977
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:27:51 Post No.680392977 [Report]
hemorroids should be called assteroids
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:28:50 Post No.680393108
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:28:50 Post No.680393108 [Report]
>>680391572
lol pretty good man
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:31:33 Post No.680393486
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:31:33 Post No.680393486 [Report]
>>680392387
don't
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:31:42 Post No.680393506
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>>680391572
Good one
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:33:04 Post No.680393698
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:33:04 Post No.680393698 [Report]
>What is a group of niggers in a shed called?

>Antique farming equipment
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:33:53 Post No.680393815
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:33:53 Post No.680393815 [Report]
>>680388562
that was so stupid I actually laughed
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:36:42 Post No.680394222
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:36:42 Post No.680394222 [Report]
>>680393698
>What is a group of niggers in a shed called?

>Alabama
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:38:16 Post No.680394439
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:38:16 Post No.680394439 [Report]
>>680389795

Are you fucking retarded? Of course you could. It would roll, jackass.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:40:25 Post No.680394757
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>>680391572
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:42:15 Post No.680395041
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:42:15 Post No.680395041 [Report]
why are black people so tall?

because their knee grows
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:43:25 Post No.680395228
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Wanna hear a joke? The black lives matter movement
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:44:33 Post No.680395387
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:44:33 Post No.680395387 [Report]
A black thug holds up a South-Asian-owned bakery and steals some of its inventory.

As he's trying to make his getaway, though, a policeman sees him and shoots him dead.

There's the usual liberal outrage over this. Reporters interview the thug's mother and ask her if her son has ever stolen anything.

She says: "Hindu muffins."
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:45:40 Post No.680395545
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:45:40 Post No.680395545 [Report]
>>680394439
Prof. Anon.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:46:36 Post No.680395692
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:46:36 Post No.680395692 [Report]
>>680392387
hahahahaha
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:48:08 Post No.680395917
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:48:08 Post No.680395917 [Report]
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Her hips.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:48:53 Post No.680396019
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:48:53 Post No.680396019 [Report]
What would the Flintstones have been called if they were black?

>niggers!!!
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:49:38 Post No.680396133
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>>680395387
Amazing
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:50:22 Post No.680396219
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:50:22 Post No.680396219 [Report]
Where did princess diana stay in paris?

Anywhere she could crash.
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:50:34 Post No.680396254
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:50:34 Post No.680396254 [Report]
What does an Olympic silver medalist and a priest have in common?

>they both came in a little behind
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Ok guys, OC joke I came up with recently

>what pizza a dog would order?
>a pupperoni
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:59:21 Post No.680397545
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Anonymous 2016-04-21 01:59:21 Post No.680397545 [Report]
How many niggers does it take to start a riot?

-1
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