Sup /b/,
Just found out i have pinworms, which explains the insane itch on my asshole. Almost started doubting my sexualty...
Hows your day been?
>>680369883
why were you doubting your sexuality?
>>680370025
Cause i couldnt stop thinking about sticking sonething up my ass to stop the itch
>>680370310
We've all had them bro, whether people like admitting it or not. Approximately 1/3 of all people are infected with them at any given moment, or at least according to my parasitology professor
As you probably know its one pill and they're gone
>>680369883
I had pinworms like 6 years ago for a while. They just went away after a few months. Guess I got lucky
>>680370561
Already took one, so right now im smiling as those little fuckers are dying inside my body
>>680369883
that's how you know you're a fag, itchy ass hole ...oh wait, no, what you just said makes you a gross dumb ass hole
>>680370755
Ive had them for a while now aswell, today just was the first day i saw one of them
>>680370937
Gotta admit, i do feel kinda disgusting knowing there have been worms in my asshole, so i agree with you on that one
>>680370755
>>680370767
In almost all cases they go on their own if you just following basic hygeine procedures and dont itch your ass. For example, pregnant women cant take the required medication because its teratogenic, instead they are just advised to stay clean
today i made a ghetto mount for my nvg
me happy
>>680371180
w-wrong thread bro
this thread is about ass worms
lol
>>680371180
That's pretty rad
>>680369883
Do a study on the flourishing fauna, that is your asshole
I'm hella baked.
What are you lads up to?
>>680371180
That looks pretty dope bro, not a gunfag myself however.
>>680369883
I had them for months. I couldn't get rid of them.
Wash your hands man.
>>680371459
Currently performing genocide inside of my asshole
Well at least you don't have these in your ass like I do, OP.
>>680371326
b-but OP asked how was my day
>Hows your day been?
>>680371614
Those look kinda friendly
>>680371149
Admitting to being gross and dumb.. No wonder you have worms like a dog
>>680371180
Using guns is wrong. You're a part of the problem.
>>680371808
Balantidium zygonaughts. Very deadly.
>>680371710
I guess I was so engrossed by the work discussion I hadn't noticed
They're easy to get rid of without medication. You just have to be extremely clean. I caught them my last trip in India.
What I did was wear biker shorts every night I went to bed so that I couldn't scratch my butthole directly in my sleep. Then I showered twice a day and used a fresh towel every day. I did lots of laundry
It took 2 weeks but they went away on their own. Just don't scratch your butt man.
>>680372079
worm
>>680372116
>trip to India
I have bad news for you buddy, they wern't pin worms
>>680372116
Already took a pill... its 2016, i use pills for everything
>>680370561
so i'm not a faggot after all ?
>>680372345
mebendazole?
>>680372467
nope
>>680372514
Yep
>>680372803
cool, btw, wait until the queen makes her way out..
>>680372273
I go to India all the time for work and to visit friends. I got the pinworms from my friends chef. My friends (a couple) live like royalty with two drivers, two chefs, and multiple house staff, and yet the staff and their children have worms and Luce and who knows what else and spread it to the non-poors in the house.
>>680369883
For all who have thoses, or micro-organism like that, the best things to do is just fast for 5 day, only drink water, rest as much as you want/can, stay clean (regular shower) and they'll die. (you probably get some belly pain (might be pretty big one tho), espectially around the 3rd day, its normal, its just the dying parasite strugling)
I remember I got them doing Airsoft on a local farm/woods. Got itense feelings of needing to shitand my arsehole itched like hell. Took the magic pil and all my problems were gone.
Pretty sure I'm getting them again though.
>>680373013
Both interesting and revolting
>>680373002
Just had to google that lol, fuck you>>680373013
>>680373222
Or you know, you coud just take one cheap pill without starving yourself for 5 days
>>680372563
I guess it's time to dump my boyfriend then :(
>>680373433
top kook
>>680373501
This goddamn imposter
I bet you are white. White people are filthy.
>>680373443
Pill wont work on all kind. and fasting isnt that hard, after bearing the hypoglycemia peak, it's nothing.
"Pinworm (Enterobius vermicularis) infections are the most common worm infection in America. Although any individual may develop a case of pinworms, the infection occurs most frequently in school children between 5 to 10 years of age. Pinworm infections occur in all socioeconomic groups; however, human-to-human spread is favored by close, crowded living conditions. Spread among family members is common. Animals do not harbor pinworms - humans are the only natural host for this parasite.
The most common symptom of pinworms is an itchy rectal area. Symptoms are worse at night when the female worms are most active and crawl out of the anus to deposit their eggs. Although pinworm infections can be annoying, they rarely cause serious health problems and are usually not dangerous"
> the infection occurs most frequently in school children between 5 to 10 years of age
also, I have never had butt buddies
>>680373835
Extremely white, but pretty sure indians are worse
>>680373842
What do you mean by "all kind?"
>>680373914
Never said i wasnt in that age group
>>680373914
You almost certainly have, however, 1/3 of people are asymptomatic. That means they could have been living in your bowels squirming around without you know about it, possibly throughout your whole life
>>680374152
Nah man, I have not.
>>680374344
Did you not just read what I just said?
People who have not experienced pin worm symptoms atleast once in their life are most likely asymptomatic hosts. So you probablly do have a pin worm infestation.
Sorry you had to find out this way bro
>>680373985
Some like the hydatidose or the
liver fluke wont get away easily with pill only
>>680374867
No but it does go away with a combination course of anti helminthics
>>680375154
Not for everyone unfortunatly