Can we get a rekt thread going?
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Can we get a rekt thread going?
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Are these real? They're disturbing.
>>680361371
Sadly they are....
>>680360866
you spin me right round baby right round....
Poor doggy gets destroyed
>>680361371
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>680361827
is that glasgow
>>680361827
I hope they survived the attack
>>680361333
>>680361962
Whoo so glad these were false alarms. Can't take it when animals get hurt.
>>680360866
that guys reaction looks about then thinks fuck it hahaha
>>680361827
WWZ was pretty gud
>>680361782
Sick motherfucker
>>680360363
From the catalog I thought that was a burrito
>>680362162
your welcome
>>680362112
Same lol, I'm out of this thread, I know what is to be posted next. Hate that shit, people getting chopped up is fine tho
>>680362131
Goddamn sharks in pools!
>>680360363
That's it.
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>680362288
At least I don't have a picture of men sleeping together on my computer
>>680362406
That was pretty cool. Sauce?
>>680362472
Like clockwork. It's fine though, I'm not even going to open this gif.
>>680362472
Awww you fucking cunt
>>680360363
from the thumbnail in catalog I thought at first this was a paper bag of groceries.
>>680362406
>Malaysia Airlines.webm
>Air Force 1
You have to try harder than that nigger
>>680362443
Welcome to 4chan.
>>680362762
>Welcome to 4chan.
Welcome to 4chan.
>>680362443
You know, if people were better acquainted with the inevitability of death and understood how common and how many die around them every day, sometimes just by viewing that it does happen in real life, then these images would be far less shocking
>>680362443
can we go one thread without this stale ass pasta?
>>680362858
Made me throw up
>>680362443
Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.
Could you all just kill yourselves
>>680362820
Welcome to 4chan.
>>680362762
welcome stranger not seen you here before your new to these parts aintcha
>>680362806
>FACES OF DEATH
>>680363070
come on now ..they just hanged him faggot
>>680361333
fucking brutal mate, you are as sick as your trips.
>>680362820
kek
>>680361827
why the shark's penile weiner is stucked in a boot ?
>>680361333
Checked
>>680363070
man I'm not into animal abuse but that was just a hanging
u littl fag get out of /b/
>>680361333
stupid motherfucker petting a carrier of rabies...
>>680363088
You're* I haven't*
2 weeks into this shithole
>>680362734
got the rest?
>>680363414
oh my
>>680363080
You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool,
It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born.
You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.
Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior.
>>680363510
No sorry :/
>>680363247
You son of a bitch
>>680363443
Just shoot it if you're going to do anything. No reason to hang it.
>>680361333
So sad hes dead :(
>>680363486
Yeah that fox totally looked and acted like it was rabid...
anyone have some crab abuse/rekt? i dont like crabs
>>680362594
i know you wont believe me but open the gif linked to your comment
>>680363584
You did what I calculate Fuck just about sex, it was mainly women? I cut a confirmation from more than 300, and I will take part in the attack on the secret of many Al-Qaeda. Do you know, he graduated at the top of my class in the Navy seals I have. I am, I was out of the U.S. military sniper and top-trained gorilla war in the fog. You have no goals for me. I have not seen you before on this earth, to be exact, which destroyed celebrate sexual love these words of chi me. How do you think you can get away with talking chi me on the internet you? I think that guy again. At this time, since I was in contact with the secret spy network between my IP and the United States, we say hell is better to be prepared for worms. Storm delete poor thing called life. Your death, the crap kids. I can be any where, any time I can kill you in more ways than one hundred and seven, but this is just hand it to them. Besides, I have very extensive training in combat without weapons, I am a little chi in the figure of the continent, and you have access to guns in general, U.S. Marine Corps catastrophic wipe your butt, you will use it to strengthen it. If you only can it was revenge or was a bit ridiculous comment "smart" is coming down, you think language can chi. However, you pay the price fool you rustr white guy, and now can not, but you did not. I was angry chi for you, you are addicted to it. You, you lose.
>>680362406
fake and gay
>>680363247
i am glad i opened this
>>680362734
I've never seen a .gif version of this. Now I can set it as a media profile pic!
>>680363084
>Welcome to 4chan.
Welcome to 4chan.
>Welcome to 4chan.
Welcome to 4chan.
>>680363247
Pleasant surprise.
>>680363877
Thanks.
>>680363584
Faggot detected
>>680363996
thanks
>>680362406
The Malaysian Airlines flight was not shot down
The pilot was suffering from tiny asian penis shame and committed suicide and took every one with him
>>680364201
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU CUNT
>>680360866
Beyblade
>>680362443
That's it, I don't know where to begin! What the fuck is wrong with you? Every time someone gets a rekt thread going, you copy paste this same bullshit! You sick fuck, doing this does nothing. People will still post this shit, and just ignore you. Let me tell you, you are a weak shit that believes his morals should stand in front of everyone. You are weak, and doing this shows your incapability to work with others and accept them. You will never make it in this world, if at every moment you most copy and paste your same exact opinion into everything that doesn't accept your ideals. Why do people like you exist? Your kind are the ones who create religions just so you have a reason to argue. I bet you don't even know that everyone has had hardships in life and making it the more important to laugh at others misfortune and desensitize ourselves to the point where if this were to happen, we could take it head on and not go on the Internet to convey our bullshit opinions, that no one cares for. What do you get out of this? How do you find this post so humorous that you post it everyday? I'm so angry that I might look at a loser on the Internet punch his computer screen, because I'm not stupid enough to do it myself! Stupid fucks, when will you get your nose out of that bible and realize that the dead are dead so who the fuck cares? Just keep posting this everyday and pollute the Internet, you sick fuck!
>>680364079
NOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAMA, DON'T LET THEM TAKE MY MANHOOD!!!! MAMA!!!! PLEASE DON'T LET THEMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>680363414
i don't think that's kosher
>>680363996
wtf
why would you have saw like that underwater?
>>680364201
hahaha you had me for a second :3 that was a gamble touche to you my friend touche
>>680364316
What the fuck did they shoot it with to make it turn into a blood fountain
>>680360363
This is a terrible YLYL
>>680363819
you know rabid can show symptoms only several month after infection, right?
>>680360363
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "o rly?" and "Manchester united!".
Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!
>>680364875
How come everything made in Asia is cheap as fuck? Piece of shit chinks.
>>680364875
you know if his friend never grabbed him he would have been on the elevator
>>680362806
Haha het volgende beeld is verscheurebd
>>680364522
ther is sharks. becaus kids.
>>680364643
the bullet was causing blood to leak into its throat/sinuses it was exhaling and spraying blood mist.
mmmmm
>>680362443
REEEEEE FUCKING NORMEEE GET OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEE REEEEEEE
>>680364201
In SOVIET RUSSIA dog shovels human!
>>680360363
I literally thought that was a sausage roll at first.
>>680364720
Says the person who went out of his way to put is fat ass in his computer chair, go on 4-chan, get "triggered," and type shit about other people you don't know by writing a paragraph while breathing intensely, that no one gives a shit about. Have you ever thought maybe you are the cancer, not all the people that have nothing to do with your miserable life?
>>680365395
>spilled the beans.gif
>>680365331
in asia... nothing makes sense.
>>680365037
Ya wanna know how i got these scars??
>>680361827
so what the fuck is actually going on in this gif?
>>680365189
Sick fuck
>>680365395
>how to roll a burrito
>>680364694
the can only do this one time
>>680365782
How in the hell is that possible
>>680363819
Acttually it does behave exactly like in an early stage of rabies
>>680361333
>>680365528
360 stone-scoped my dudes.
Gole slike klinki iz srbije
>>680364058
le edge xd
>>680365528
the fucking 360 gets me every time
>>680365795
HE DINDUNUFFIN PHYSICS, HE GOOD BOI, PHYSICS TEY RASIS
>>680365932
vaginas are stretchy and so are urethras
>>680364715
That fox in particular is domesticated and caged, it's not gonna have rabies.
>>680362443
Welcome to 4chan! Where people, unlike you, don't pretend to give a fuck
>>680366309
*let me change my cap to battlemode*
>>680366309
You have any more urethras getting stretched
>>680364316
holy fuck
>>680360363
Kek I thought that was like a messy ham sammich made from a whole loaf of bread
>>680366212
this is all white cis male suremacy's fault, blacks and whites should have the same ramps, xe broke his/her leg just for being black.
>>680366609
you sick fuck
reported
>>680364058
you sir, have balls
>>680360363
No better rekt then the holocaust, Happy birthday Hitler, ma nigga
>>680367149
>nervegas.gif
>>680367149
Goddamn nerve gas works quick
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>680364079
All rats should have this done to them.
>>680362269
Kek
>>680365296
Kushner approves
>>680367730
filename made me lose it
>>680365273
nice meme
>>680360363
Anyone for a kebab?
>>680363996
Just some "underwater construction workers" having some fun
>>680364067
>paradox
>>680364732
If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a car
>>680367149
poor cunt manages to get up only to stumble onto the electrified bar
how come this is different to the webm version?
>>680368253
Fucking piece of shit
>>680363857
Is there a story behind this? I'd like to know
>>680363879
kek.
what is this
>>680364944
This gif is perfect, the way it pauses just before the good part so we can take it all in. Good post anon
>>680362806
thats fucked up
>>680363414
I like when my bacon sizzles
>>680367730
>not "lord give me a sign"
Pleb
>>680368253
Wow, I didn't know arrows had that much penetration power. Kinda reminds me of this guy.
>>680365782
I don't get it
>>680360866
ridin' spinnaz.mp3
>>680364694
Y tho???
u just sad cuz u have millimeter peter?
>>680368788
Kill yourself.
>>680363857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwNVM1-ozo
>>680363247
we used to open what looks like tits and found something like 2 girls one cup and shovel dog and now it is reversed nice
>>680368464
not really but there's something about their faces that makes me want to see them suffer. it kinda started with the crab getting cut pic.
>>680362443
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Not for the weak stomach, view at your own risk
>>680368652
Heres some bacon.
Its weird bacon.
Too soon for a remembrance, while people are still missing? facebook is flooded with these, twitter overloaded. man.
>>680362112
I don't think you realize what you've done or how fucking stupid you are
>>680368954
Not for the weak stomach, view at your own risk
>>680362443
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
>>680364715
>>680365961
As a PhD in zoology I can tell you you're wring and stupid.
>>680368954
Made me laugh
>>680369019
Not for kids***
>>680368816
he's shagging her piss hole not her vag
>>680368928
Holy fuck
>>680368934
so now there's a pasta that replies other pasta?
>>680369137
You're not ready for this**
>>680363414
fucking canucks
>>680360363
Jesus fucking christ...
>>680363247
>>680363698
>>680363965
>>680364122
dude, thats cp
>>680369234
>>680369234
Okay, I'm done. You cancerous wannabe edge lord teenagers who think "whoever says the most outrageous thing wins", have infiltrated our board. You've come in your drones because you saw a subreddit, or a YouTube video, or a newspaper article and thought by destroying threads with "lmao faggot", "kys faggot" and consistently derailing any thread that isn't rekt or ylyl with your puerile, inane, mindless comments. Your desperation to seem hard is so transparent and you don't even realise it. You fucklords are like a plague. You boast to your friends about how cool "4chanz is" then they come too. You then speak to each other on social media such as Facebook and Twitter and make references to /b/ and use expressions and terminology found here. You're a living, breathing, walking cringe thread. You're not cool, you're an embarrassment. You're akin to the children who troll on PSN or XBL. You have destroyed something great, however in an unusual way, you'll see that as an achievement, because it's the only recognisable thing you'll ever do in your life. You find YouTubers like Leafy intellectually stimulating and the pinnacle of good humour. Your family members hate you but would never admit to it; you're almost certainly the black sheep amongst every group - but you enjoy it. You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
Why don't you just fuck back off to where you came to and take your fucking faggot friends with you
>>680369239
Ever wonder what it's like to curb stomp a baby tortoise?
***Not for kids***
>>680368989
Well, I suppose that is, in fact, bacon. hmm
>>680369182
Alright, I know I'm not the only one that laughed.
real men help the crippled
>>680369391
Not for kids**
>>680364079
I am amazed at the degree of psychopathy that he has, all the work to tie the mouse to a wood with holes for small wires , all to castrate the animal, is a dangerous person and should not be allowed to continue breathing
>>680364944
someone please teach us how to make gifs like this
>>680369362
No it's not that girl is 20 and has implants.
>>680369436
Kill yourself you edgy piece of fuck.
>>680369452
Nice
>>680369508
he did not do anything illegal
>>680365755
Eating pussy?
>>680364694
2016 and not using a sharp Wustoff...
>>680369502
how does a turtle get an eggshell stuck on its shell?
>>680366097
pa produzi jebote
>>680368928
OMG
>>680368816
>Found virgin
The hole that you see at the bottom is the hole you put your dick in. Did you know that vagina has 2 holes? Can you guess what the other one is for?
>>680369508
Just look at his fingers, he's a confirmed shitskin, shouldn't be surprised. Not to say that whites wouldn't do something like this as well.
>>680368905
It's a rekt thread you fucking cum farter
>>680362443
nice b8 m8
>>680361333
Aww
>>680369502
WTF, that little cheating piece of shit. You only get one shell, ya fucking cheater.
>>680363247
Fucking Bastard
>>680365782
UTI guarantee
>>680364201
Fucking glorious
>>680362274
How does one notice this?
>>680370288
this is what 2 nukes and tentacle porn do to your brain.
>>680368557
Better with sound and context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4NKtpbRBc
>>680368926
who will clean dat shit ?
>>680370432
With a very special skill called 'autism'
>>680369812
dead?
>>680364201
Jesus Christ, just stop you faggot
>>680369812
no way
>>680361371
Watch more, youll get used to it. When you do, you'll be grateful you were born here and Not over there. One dude thinks crazy for looking at it, but it just really induces gratitude for my own shitty life. It's far superior then someone's life in some shitty country.
>>680364875
Why's the dude start tweaking?
>>680369061
rabies can make animals act more placid than normal. Quit lying about your accomplishments.
>>680369879
>I am a newfag
gif is literally a decade old
>>680360363
Kanye West Fan's are fucking rekt lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSzUYI88V8
>>680370536
>Slaps a cop
>Gets slapped
>Cry.
>>680363777
>giphy (7)
More disgusting than anything else posted tbh
>>680362443
Fuck
>>680362806
oh snap!
>>680366097
more?
>>680370529
Actually, sir, that's just typical millennial thinking at work right there.
>>680370814
I was talking about the blade. But sorry I forget that not everyone has a 1000 dollar knife block in their home.
>>680368934
The cringe is strong with this one
>>680371176
I hate to say it but you're right.
>>680363247
Not even mad
>>680369880
It's his own fucking egg, you idiot, it just hatched.
>>680371176
dude that snow is fucking aiming the man, like a triple combo hit
Wasn't going to post because too much gore, but ya'll might be able to handle.
I know the sister of a cousin who's friend's dad's brother this happened to, sad story.
>>680370690
reported!
>>680371432
kek officer jose saw nothing
>>680370084
Even in death the father beats him
>>680369137
This is a fucking rekt thread, you goddamn nigger! Stop shitposting, you retard motherfucker! What the fuck is this shit? Do you think you're fucking clever posting youtube shit in a rekt thread? You fucking imbecile.
>>680371642
His friends are terrible fucking spotters
>>680369700
Soo?, i dont care i never say anithing about legal or illegal
>>680371590
I've been here a while and recognize the thumbnail enough to not even click it. Also, just a heads up - last time I posted that, I got banned.
>>680371984
please tell me the chickens are alive when they throw them there
>>680371642
Anyone got the one of the guy skating down the hill right before a camaro runs him over???
>>680368928
Damn mind-controlling nerve gas.
>>680371048
Why didn't they keep driving forward? Fuckin idiots.
>>680369452
I laughed my motherfucking ass off, dude. This shit is hilarious! I'm chocking and spitting.
>>680365758
The Filming of the movie world war Z
>>680372180
Bump for this
>>680371839
Oh my bad, this is some crazy beaver/otter, whatever the fuck it is called graphic shit. If you are a child I advise you not to watch.
>>680368928
FAKE
>>680372166
Doesn't look like considering the head has been cut off. You fucking retard.
>>680371984
please entire video, from when they put in the alive'n'kickin' chicken
>>680369804
those aren't rabbits but ok
>>680372166
Thjey were dipped in boiling water first. to remove the large feathers. the video is removed from youytube
>>680369880
It got a discount shell transplant because it had bone cancer in its shell.
>>680372210
It was probably a woman driver
>>680372271
Probably the funniest gif in this thread.
>>680360363
> He get departed??
>>680366980
This is a good example of how NOT to attack a defended position.
>>680372210
Probably stalled the engine then panicked.
Most likely a woman and/or noob driver.
>>680365273
*sigh* newfag trying to deny his nature
>>680369008
>April 29, 2016
>>680362162
gtfo faggot
>>680372757
Anyone have the full webm? She collapsed about 100 feet away and died. Poor blonde bitch.
>>680372321
Killing a cat by sticking a rod down it's wind pipe. Crazy shit
>>680372335
Thanks. This makes up for it.
>>680372866
Good webm
Gay filename
>>680364720
o rly?
>>680362049
Yeah. The first attack in WWZ was filmed there.
Enjoy new meme
>>680372902
That's a fucking awesome move and I will do this with all my drunk friends.
>>680372210
rear wheel drive? retarded? asian? women? pick one
>>680362443
Death is part of Life you just saw something that dont fits in your pink bubble you live in...fgt
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how to triforce?
>>680368337
I think his cock is missing
>>680368557
In the US, the cop could have slammed her to the floor and knocked her teeth out and dragged her out unconscious and he would have been following procedure.
Seeing this mild response from the police takes me aback. It's like a whole different world. in US, the police know the rules and the limits, and they wait until you cross and then they relish hurting you.
>>680373004
Crazy bitch puts her mouse up her pooper. Poor guy dies from her orgasm butt-hole swells.
>>680373153
It was a retarded asian woman driver. She bought her license.
>>680373039
>changes filename into
fucking dog ruins my day
>>680373076
That's some gore ass shit!
>>680373185
Like this:
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>>680373153
Very few cars are real wheel drive these days, and certainly none of them small city cars like this one.
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>>680370084
God damn nerve gas
>>680373310
Not for kids!
>>680373310
Squeeze to hard and the eyes pop out
>>680373185
Like this
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