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Happy 4/20 /b/ros!

I'm in a great mood and remembered a time I was down on my luck and asked /b/ for help. A kind anon ordered a pizza to my house and I appreciated it so much. Well since I can't give back to that anon I will give to all of you. I have here $30. You decided what I do with it. Post a suggestion and reply to the best one, whoever gets the most I spend $30 on. I don't care what it is and I will deliver.

will post with further proof if you want.

TL;DR The post ITT with the most replies gets $30 thrown at it.
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>>680355869
Shove the bills up butthole. Cant roll them either, has to be crumpled up and shoved in
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Put it into your credit card then go to betonline com and you go to blackjack betting $1 and $5 hands until you reach $50-$80 then $10 hands and so on....

>goal is $1,000
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>>680355869
order me a pizza
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>>680356762
order him a pizza
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>>680356384
well this sounds fun
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>>680356762
get this man a pizza
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>>680356246
This, and if someone rolls trips on my reply ill do something equally awesome
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>>680356246
this

>captcha was trip 7s
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>>680356762
For heavens sakes he needs a fucking pizza
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>>680356762
I would like to but I don't know anything about you, although that didn't stop the anon that ordered me that pizza. I literally posted a dummy paypal and asked for donations and a pizza showed up to my house...
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>>680355869
Shit I think I was there!
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Order me a pizza....
>pic related, it's me
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Order weed to my house pls
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>>680356762
Get this anon a pizza not a shit one either
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>>680356762
order this nigger right herr a pizza
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>>680356762
get this nigga a pizza op
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>>680358386
Actually u could order both of us a pizza:)
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>>680356762
PIZZAAA RIGHT HERE BOYS

[LOUD AUTISM]
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>>680356880
>>680357457
>>680357957

guys wtf am I going to do if this wins? I will order a pizza to someone but I need details as to who >>680356762 is.

>>680357507
>>680357713

yeah I fingered "shove it up your ass" was where this thread would go
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>>680356762
>>680356880
>>680357457
>>680357957
>>680358420
>>680358596
>>680358656
>>680358695
Quit samefagging to get urself a pizza....u really think this many ppl care if u get a pizza????
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>>680358386
Order her a pizza if she posts "pizza" with timestamp across tits. She will have earned it.
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>>680359037
Fuck off nigger
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>>680359095
this
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>>680359037
I care you fucking cuck
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Is OP even still here??? I ain't wasting my time timestamping and writing pizza on my body for nothing:P
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>>680358346
really? did I go to ur hs?

>>680358407
you're dry on 4/20?

>>680358420
>>680358596
>>680358656
>>680358677
>>680358695
well I gotta say I did not see this coming... how the fuck can I deliver on this?
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>>680359095
underrated post
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>>680359095
lets get this anon the tits and pizza
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>>680359095
i like this idea
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>>680359438
Go online to Domino's.
Order pizza.
???
Have it delivered to anon's house.
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>>680355869
Nice work anon, if this was a week or 2 ago I think I was part of that thread. Good to see it being paid back in kind.
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>>680356762
Pizza this fgt
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>>680359274
>Order this
http://m.ebay.com/itm/30-Dog-Crate-2-Door-w-Divide-w-Tray-Fold-Metal-Pet-Cage-Kennel-House-for-Animal-/400758292347?nav=SEARCH

>Get inside
>save remaining cash for pizza
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>>680359803
Was it the one with a bunch of water jugs and a drunk meth head?
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Just been down on my luck lately. Spent the last of my money on a hotel for the night. Will return to the streets tomorrow. I could use a pizza OP. All i can promise you is that when my luck turns around I'll do the same for an anon.
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>>680359037
like I've been saying, this would be fruitless because I have no idea who this anon is or where to send their pizza that they are winning right now.

>>680359095
there are no women on the internet

>>680359196
noice

>>680359274
double noice

>>680359402
sorry busy sucking cocks
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>>680360068
Yes it was. Pretty good thread, did get off topic a bit with the drunk meth head but restored my faith in humanity
>feels
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>>680356762
Pizza this nigger up
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>>680355869
take down to your bank put in account walk to atm withdraw go back to bank same cashier deposit in account walk to atm withdraw go back to bank to same cashier repeat all day
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>>680360252
Yup, it was great.
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>>680356762
Hes hungry get him a PIZZA
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>>680360415
This.
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Tits, timestamp, and pizza written on em:)
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>>680360576
Nice tits....
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>>680360677
Lets see that ass
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>>680360677

bamp
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>>680360677
Nice dubs:)
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>>680360576
Nice.
Sharpie in pooper for pizza
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donate $30 to bernie sanders, set internet explorer to default browser for a year, write cuck on forehead, and post proof of all.
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>>680356762
Get this anon a pizza.
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$70 total
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>>680360576
give that woman a pizza
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>>680360929
Oh, come on, LoL, I used the Sharpie to write on myself and show my tits to a bunch of ramdoms....I feel I've earned my pizza...or at least a place in the thread:)
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>>680358736
I am the guy you owe a pizza to, my address is 301 Mather St, Green Bay, WI 54303. I'll take whatever toppings you decide. Thanks /b/ro!
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>>680360576
Order her 70 dollars in breadsticks.
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>>680360576
I assume this anon ^ is not
this anon >>680356762
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>>680360576
Girl has earned her pizza, OP deliver with extra sausage
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>>680359748
why didn't I think of that?

>>680359803
nope about a year ago, but glad to hear people are still being excellent to eachother

>>680359912
wtf? do you sell these? is this a fetish of yours?

>>680360068
definitely not I have a gf with a kid and we were starving on a thursday night before I got paid on friday

>>680360082
would love to help mate but your about 10 replies down

>>680360252
damn sad I missed this

>>680360415
ok this is some oldfag shit and I love it. would deliver.

>>680360576
no the post with the most replies gets the $30. nobody fucking cares about your saggy tits
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>>680361203
women don't belong here
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>>680361288
Whatever, they're pretty good too:P
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>>680360576

meh old rules say sharpie in pooper
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>>680360576
OP is really a fag, you forgot?
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>>680356762
The fuck is wrong with you guys, get this man a damn pizza.
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>>680361277
Dubs have spoken, send these niggers some pizza.
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>>680361203
Not what OP asked for....

Most replies = pizza
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buy me this op
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gamecube-Controller-Panasonic-Q-Version-Nintendo-Japan-LOOSE-/281531846042?hash=item418c9b0d9a:g:r9kAAOSwnDxUj~lK
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>>680361676
And this thread proves it....don't know how I let it slip my mind:P
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>>680361691
That's a muahfuckin homeless shelter, probably really some nigs.. Better order it with anchovies and pineapple
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>>680361381
Don't sell them. Just searched $30 on eBay. Ha
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Happy 4:20 from Vancouver Island. High as fuuuck
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>>680356762
Nobody cares about some nasty saggy tits, pizza this man.. Fuck hoes
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>>680356762
order him a pizza
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Where is pizza going?
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>>680362326
LACES OUT
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>>680361745
Oh yeah, cause /b/ is full of white knight rule followers nowadays, I forgot
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Holy shit..../b/ really has turned into the biggest group of faggots on the web
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>>680356762
get him a pizza asap plz
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>>680361381
Wow, very heartwarming to know anon helped you guys out.
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>>680356762
***ATTENTION***ATTENTION*** PLZ GET THIS MAN A PIZZA PLZ
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>>680356762
llevar a este hombre una pizza por favor
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>>680356762
Did anyone get him that pizza yet?
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Did OP deliver?
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>>680356246
If this was old /b/ this would've won, but with the huge amount of underage faggots nowadays some 12yr old is gonna get pizza. Thank u faggot OP for being the cancer that keeps /b/ alive
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Update OP?
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>>680363323

Clearly samefaging for pizza.
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>>680359095
>newfag detected
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>>680356246
Classic. Contestants should timestamp.
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>>680363323
>mad because his uncreative one got no replies.

good job buddy. you sure are more 4chan than 4chan. go along and play now, the big boys are talking
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>>680363683
>just a basic faggot detected
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>>680360972
oh god which is worst? hope I don't have to deliver on this shit.

>>680360985
still have no idea what to do with this

>>680361277
screencap replies to both this post and your original with (you) next to it. and I will send a pizza to whoever's house that is.

>>680361380
iseewatudidther.png

>>680361058
>>680361528
make your own thread

>>680361745
this guy gets it.

>>680361785
probably not gonna happen, looks like its between OC pizza grabber and tits mcstealameme to who is getting a pizza...

>>680361860
kek

>>680361861
ha

>>680361928
Cheers mate me too!

>>680362147
>>680362277
see
>>680362326
I don't know kid, I don't know
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>>680363741
U must be a quick one....I didn't write that, fucking inbred....just thought it was a legitimately better idea than ordering someone a pizza
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>>680355869
Donate to charity of your choice.
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>>680356762
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA A MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA MY NIGGA
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Buy ads on 4chan and let dubs decide what to advertise
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>>680363951

> make your own thread

or what?
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>>680357957
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>>680364638
Or an hero
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>>680364716
Kek
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>>680356762
This nigger needs some fucking pizza!
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>>680355869

I'm gonna smoke some Maui wowie purple urkle then get a hold of even more weed I also got a mixed joint for when I sneak out of my class to smoke for the exact time plus it's Hitler's birthday
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>>680364850
Fuck off you're not getting any pizza you fat fuck
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>>680365044
The dubs of truth have spoken
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>>680361277
Op has given you the way to get your pizza.
See >>680356762
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>>680363951
Fuck that other guy, get me a pizza
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>>680362609
turned?

>>680362731
yeah, believe there is good in the world

>>680362754
>>680362619
>>680363066

>>680363257
no

>>680362896
usaste el traductor de google para esto?

>>680363323
inorite

>>680363361
update

>>680363461
he's not getting a pizza he's just toying with my emotions

>>680363734
i would rather than send a pizza to some anon. fuck am I going to have to backtrace this muthafucka?

>>680364252
how sweet.

>>680364095
>>680363741
guys stop fighting over me

>>680364496
i love it

>>680364638
nothing just make your own thread faggott

>>680364750
good one

>>680364915
I'm stoned too /b/udddy

>>680364850
then tell him to tell me where to send the fucking thing too
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Burn it
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>>680361277
OP has offered way to get your pizza
See >>680356762
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>>680365594
Give the money to the next person who gets dubs
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>>680361277
You still alive faggot?
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Order me some Chinese food!
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Buy bitcoins
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>>680366204
If not, send to 108 East 116th St, New York, NY, apt 3A
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>>680364750

Hey $40 more for me.

I'm out.
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>>680366635
Ay ay ay, lemme get a pizza pie
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>>680366635
Fair play
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>>680365044
probably accurate, still I have to deliver

>>680365449
i think you mean
>>680363951

>>680365566
get the replies, though dubdubs do tempt me
also now you have to prove that you posted that and post an address or other means for me to get a fucking pizza to you.

>>680365620
b-but that's illegal...

>>680365894
still need the replies

>>680366204
no

>>680366223
sweet oc

>>680366313
no

ok so since "order me a pizza"-reply-to-op guy is probably going to win this how about just giving me some suggestions on how to deliver for that?
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>>680366965
>ok so since "order me a pizza"-reply-to-op guy is probably going to win this how about just giving me some suggestions on how to deliver for that?
Bring it to him in person
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>>680366965
108 East 116th St, New York, NY, apt 3A
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>>680366965
To deliver to 'op get me a pizza' anon, anon needs to post screen cap with (you) on that 1st post with his address for delivery or alternatively the pizza place he wants the order for collection made to.
You've done as much as you can do its now upto other anon to post and get pizza.
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>>680366965
get em
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Bitch wrote pizza on her tits and that's the only pizza she'll get
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OP do you have snapchat or soemthing dude? ittl be cool to talk after all this cuz you seems like a cool dude
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>>680366965
i ordered a pizza for an anon a while ago. does your email start with mace?
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>>680356762
this is op of "order me a pizza"
do i get a pizza yet?
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>>680368353
Screen cap for proof anon
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>>680366593
If not, send to 108 East 116th St, New York, NY, apt 3A

high price to pay for begging for a pizza faggott

>>680366697
da fuq this nigga on about?

>>680366635
clearly not op

>>680367289
I'll send it to this address UNLESS this post gets more replies than any other post ITT

>>680367557
tried that
>>680363951

>>680367579
wut?

>>680367908
true wisdom

>>680367974
I do but anon, you know? thanks though /b/ro.

tell you what if you post a contact I'll send you oc of my notepad.

>>680368060
no, that's really nice of you though /b/ro

>>680368353
yes you just have to screencap a reply to your original post and then post an address or contact for me to send a pizza to
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>>680368060
answer this OP i have to know
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dammit. i was hoping it was you
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Drive to a local sex shop and buy a large dildo, all while profusely licking your lips and keeping direct eye contact with the employee at the counter.
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>>680368353
did he/
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>>680369178
Trips get
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Awesome dude! Send the pic of ur notepad to the snapchat user: dickbrains

Reply to this comment first so IK that youre sending it! Thanks /b/ro!
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>>680368483
this guy gets it

>>680368662
sorry just slow with the timestamp and current state of stonedocity

>>680368755
it's a big world, but I can tell you I know how amazing it was for that pizza to show up for me and I wish I could thank that anon. So in a wayward fashion thank you for the pizza /b/ro, we genuinely needed it.

>>680369027
for fucks sake I want to get you the pizza but I don't know where to send it
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>>680369027
Wut?
All these anons want you to get a pizza, just needs proof via screen cap and method for OP to deliver
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>>680369537
He can't deliver because he's a fag
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*dickbrains is the username with an s my bad.
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>>680369666
OP I got satanic trips, can I had pizza now, I'm the only person who posted screen capture proof so far
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>>680356762
Clearly doesn't want pizza bad enough to screen cap.
>an hero
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9 Wesleyan St, Fort Fairfield, ME 04742
That's my church.
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>>680370215
Doesn't want everyone to see he answered his own post over & over to "win"
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>>680370411
kek
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>>680369178
would deliver

>>680369400
god this really doesn't seem like it will be worth it to make a dummy sc just so I can be friends with 4chan user "dickbrains." Maybe an email or do you only spam to sc?

>>680369666
praise dio

>>680369781
what screencap?
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>>680370411
Dubs of truth
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>>680356762
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>>680370538
See >>680367289
I'm that guy
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>>680370302
>giving out the address of "your church" on /b/
>all these idiots posting their addresses just to hopefully get a fucking pizza
Bunch of broke ass sorry motherfuckers around here
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>>680368655
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/152052477017?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
Trying to finish my best friends EDH deck and this is his commander. He died on easter and i lost my job shortly after. I promised him i would help him make a great deck. I'm sticking to it.
155 lucas lane grass valley CA 95945
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>>680370795
not OP but delivered. See the grass.
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>>680371216
*church
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>>680358736
>yeah I fingered "shove it up your ass" was where this thread would go.
>I fingered

KEK
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>>680370215
nah he just left the thread

>>680370302
551 Beville Rd, Daytona Beach, FL 32119
That's my barbershop

>>680370411
he'd still win though

>>680370704
wtf? now you fucked up. where's the fucking address? you love this shit, don't you? sadist.

>>680370716
yeah I told you, you might get a pizza too.

>>680370795
rite?

>>680370833
damn man, what was your friends name?
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>>680355869
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>680356762
order large pepperoni pizza with some garlic knots for pickup from john from 3157778877
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>>680371686
Church guy here, you're right.
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>>680370833
U and ur dubs deserve to win more than the faggot pizza kid, but apparently white knight OP sticks to his special rules
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Not sure anons ITT know the meaning of 'white knight'
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>>680372077
>72077▶
>>>680370833
Dub luck
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>>680372349
The dubs have spoken then....dude who's living out his /b/ro's wishes deserves the help
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>>680372644
Are you kidding me? Another dubs!
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>>680371413
freudian slip

>>680370704
your pizza is going to
>>680370716
this guy problem solved

>>680371817
I would love to spend $30 on this

>>680371904
post that with prove it was you who posted it and it's yours

>>680372077
you don't know me

>>680372193
hot damn i think we got it... fuck me silly

what pizza chain is that?

still gotta keep most replies though

>>680367289
sorry

>>680372346
what does it mean?
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