So I sit next to this rlly fucking hot girl in anatomy class and now I want to fuck her.
How should I proceed to do so?
Forcefully
>>680351514
Do not under any circumstances come off to her as just a friend
Spike the formeldehyde
>>680351719
Too late for faggot OP
>>680351514
>insert penis into vagina
>????
>profit
tell her you're gayer than rainbow concentrate, that gets chick sloppy wet real quick like.
>>680351514
Don't fuck college girls. You WILL get expelled/arrested/accused/name dragged through the mud.
That said, get to know her, take her out somewhere fun with booze, get drunk, get her drunk, go back to your/her place. If you're not a total loser it'll happen.
NEVER give her the "you know, I always fo-" talk. Don't talk much at all except to make her laugh and laugh at whatever stupid shit she has to say. You're obviously too stupid to say anything impressive or you wouldn't be here asking this question, so just shut up and go fucking do it.
>>680353060
>the "you know, I always fo-" talk
dude wat
>>680351514
Should probably start by talking to her
Exes? Bee seen to be an improvement on them, tell jokes, do you do sports? Start doing an obscure sport like rowing or idk archery, not like bland football.
It gets a bit stalkey here
Be somewhere like a bar were she is with her friends, with your friends wave and smile, it just so happens you go to the bar at the same time, talk about class boring teacher etc. Ice broken... idk I just made that up in my head just wing it like everyone else
she probably already has a boyfriend
>>680353060
That turned pretty quickly
>>680353164
Idk either man
>>680351514
does she look anything like Aubrey Plaza?
Cuz if she does, I wanna fuck her too.
Mostly because Aubrey looks a whole lot like my daughter.
And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter!
>inb4 post pics of daughter
>nope.jpg
>she has too many /b/tard friends
>>680353867
>and I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter
Approach from many angles, don't give her too much, maybe let her catch you looking good at her then snap your gaze away and wander off.
You sit next to her in class that alone has won it for me several times.
>>680353867
>And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter!
that's an odd and unhealthy urge to have, anon.
>>680351514
>take dick out
>show her
>she lets you fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSzUYI88V8
>>680351514
Strike up a conversation about 4chan, bitches love 4chan.
>>680354120
>Approach from many angles
SHINOBI STYLE TRENCHCOAT AND KATANA THE WAY OF THE SPINNING FEDORA
durrr
>>680351514
This is Aubrey Plaza, an actress from the TV show 'Welcome to Sweden'. Please kill yourself, OP. As for everyone else, enjoy the fap.
>>680353867
>And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter.
The shit we find on /b/ board
>>680353867
>really wanna fuck your daughter
>looks like plaza
is that because she is?
>>680353867
Second does she look like Aubrey Plaza?
>>680354232
>odd and unhealthy
>doesn't realize he's on /b/
>>680353867
>wants to fuck daughter
This is a "what the fuck kind" of moment
>>680351514
>tumblr
MAN THE HARPOONS, OP OFF THE PORT BOW!
>>680354464
Um... I just said Aubrey looks a lot like my daughter.
So it only stands to reason that my daughter looks a lot like Aubrey.
Q.E.D.
>>680354622
>>680354372
Everyone thinks you're the weird ones here
>>680354032
>>680354232
pfff peasants
>>680354527
>doesn't realize he's on /b/
I perfectly aware that I'm on /b/, which is an odd an unhealthy place to be.
anything else profoundly obvious you wish to add?
>>680351514
Hey, sorry, I wasn't paying attention in class much, but could tell me where I should stick my penis?
>>680353867
Dude if Aubrey Plaza was my daughter id drain all my blood and replace it with cow blood and then fuck her so it wouldnt be so incestful
>>680354871
>summer fags
newfag detected
>>680353867
You triggered the new arrivals from reddit
>>680354032
>>680354232
>>680354372
>>680354622
>>680353867
How old is your Aubrey Plaza look-alike daughter?
>>680354903
Thats actually not a bad line
>>680354934
but... but... incest is the whole point!!!
>>680354986
They talk like reddit people
>>680354880
You're under 18, have mild autism and try too hard in social settings
I think that's everything
>>680351514
It's anatomy class, just say that you want to invite her round for a new kind of 'project' on the human body...
>>680353867
>And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter!
Dafuq
>>680353867
You ever talk about that with your wife? Like during sex or whatever talk about your kids?
>>680353867
And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter!
>>680354880
>14 year old who discovered 4chan yesterday
>>680354032
>>680354232
>>680354372
>>680354622
>>680354232
>>680355291
das so deep and meaningful brahirrim pls såk muh kåk
>>680351514
Roofies.
Bitches love them some roofies
>>680355686
I know that you are, newfriend. I know.
>>680355709
lol buttmad
>>680353867
>incest
Nothing more fucked up than that
>>680353867
You should fuck your daughter like this
>>680355373
Tell her you'd like to palpate her genitalia, you know.. for science reasons.
>>680354862
I guess it's summer already mate
>>680354962
5/7
>>680355999
>palpate her genitalia
you have a way with words, anon. You sure do.
>>680354032
>>680353867
>>680353867
>And I REALLY wanna fuck my daughter!
>>680354032
>>680354232
>>680354372
>>680354622
>>680355375
>>680355609
WTF has happened to /b/? Holy hell, a little daddy-daughter incest used to be about the tamest fetish you could find here! Can't believe all the "wtf" and "dute, wat" comments just because I want a little wincest tail!
>>680355057
She's 23.
>>680355463
Divorced a few years ago. But yeah, we've shared "fantasy only" conversation about me/daughter and her/son, but not anything serious.
>>680355979
Would love to!
>>680353164
>I always forget what I faggot I am
>>680356022
>>680356152
only the most crescent fresh newfags use the term summerfag, which they gleaned from the rectum of 9gag.
pls gtfo
>>680356196
zomg guiz an axchual oldfart appeared!
>>680356374
... summer never ends, poor poor nefag, bet you can't even tri-force
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>>680355884
>>680356196
Ah that is hot as fuck, the idea of women who are into their daughters is like the hottest thing ever. You ever sniff your daughters panties? with your wife? I've been looking for porn forever of a couple talking dirty about their kids or using their underwear or w/e. There is one vid of a women masturbating with her 6 year old daughters panties that is hot as fuck, but all i have found.
I'm not into young people at all, but for some reason women who are into them is really hot. super weird fetish cause i have no interest in kids whatsoever,
actually do something, not just beta the fuck out of there every time she talks or looks in your direction.
>>680354370
It has the gq watermark, so it's safe to say that the pic is not related.
>>680356196
>WTF has happened to /b/?
wrong question, bro. What the hell happened to you? I'll tell you, you 8 the b8 and got trolled.
and that's about it.
.. the latest fashion round here, is pretending to a newfag, tumblrite/redditor getting triggered, in order to trigger wannabe-oldfags into raving and ranting about the glory days of old /b/
TLDR;
you're the buttend of a lame joke.
>>680356267
seems legit, thanks.
>>680356796
>>680356748
>>680356998
See:
>>680356796
You may want to rethink that whole statement, pal.
>>680357287
I'm not your pal, friend.
>>680357443
I'm not your friend ,guy
>>680357514
I'm not your guy, buddy.
>>680357594
you called?
>>680357594
Im not your buddy, faggot