Also, I've posted this same story to Robot 9001, so you know.... repost. I guess. Thought you folks might appreciate it too.

Continuing with the story:
>Grab kid's leg, both arms, both legs.
>He tries to squirm away, but can't. Two arms and two legs are just hard to pry off.
>I bite the tendon behind his knee as he flexes, manage to mangle it enough he can't stand anymore.
>He screams and flops onto the ground.
>He can crawl, but he can't stand up.
>Other kid's hand is mangled from the punch, so we box a little now. We're both shit, but he's extra shitty with one hand, so he runs off to get adult help.
>I drag cripple-bro back to ant nest.
>He fights like a mad beast, but he's only got one good leg right now, and whenever he tries to get up, I just kick him back down.
>Ants are riled up, starting biting him.
>He can't get away, can't crawl (I drag him back) can't fight (can't stand)
>Go on for about a half hour, one of the neighborhood parents comes back.
>They freak the hell out.
>Parents are rich AF remember?
>Get me some good defense. Get suspended for fighting, but the whole "assaulted with ants" is hard to prove.
>Everyone scared to death of me for the rest of my school career (even high school)
>Don't give a shit.

And that's the basics of the tale. Kid needed surgery to get his leg un-fucked, and had some sort of mega allergic reaction to all the ant bites, almost died. His parents tried to sue mine, but my parents technically only have a networth of like 1,500 dollars, the rest of it is locked up on a trust, and can't be taken, even by lawsuits. Other parents gave up and sued the distrct. Don't know if they won.

Go on, OP!

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>>680351204
You have my attention

Come on folks, I told my tale. Keep this thread alive. I know for a fact this board is full of people who were the weird kid growing up, surely you got some good tales of standing up for yourself. Yes?

Not as dramatic, but I was the bug girl at my elementary school.
My favorite were the sugar ants that mainly hung out by the biggest tree at the back of the playground.
I'd let them crawl on my hand right before we would go back inside.
Nobody noticed this, so I'd let them crawl everywhere during class.

One day my teacher is fed up with me for not paying attention and grabs both of my arms, pulling me out of my chair and getting about a dozen ants on her arms.
She looked at her arms, looked at me, and sent me to the office to have the ants removed.

>>680353231
tits or GTFO

weird kid thread?

you may have hit jackpot with me. who wants to hear my tales?

>>680353644
yes

>>680351478
Top kek
enjoyed reading

>>680353481
doesn't matter faggot

>>680353749
a'ight.
so first thing you should know about me: an aspy since childhood. I'm now 15, but still a bit goofy. so, should i dump all stories at once or should i let you guys pick which ones you want to hear first?

>>680353933

Dat smell... That smelly smell

>>680353933

>I'm now 15

>>680354176
I know, I know. just giving context.

>>680354264

Come on, pick an introductory story.

>>680353481
Kys

>>680353933
Underage b&

>>680354475
allright. We'll lead with thee chronicles of Tristan-boy.
>be me, about five years old
>get batman costume
>sweetfruitcakechrist.jpg
>immediately discard all of costume except for mask
>dress up in nothing but batman mask, underpants, and makeshift cape
>stride proudly out into the middle of my front lawn, take a deep breath,
>and scream "I'M TRISTAN-BOY!!" at the top of my lungs, for Tristan is my name-o
>run around in circles screaming my head off
I did this, like, every single day. even when we had company. ESPECIALLY when we had company.

moar?

>had a group of friends in elementary school
>all girls, including me
>called ourselves the Giblets (???)
>we were all fat rejects no one liked
>had spitting contests (we were girls so everyone thought we were fucked up)
>bigger girls used to throw kickballs at us, make fun of us, thought they were cool bc they had Tweety bird shirts and JC Penney overalls
>pushed us one by one off the big play thing that should have been illegal because all the kids had broken a limb on it at one point
>I would get detention and have to stay in at recess, read the dictionary for fun
>I also threw up in class one time and everyone called me barf girl
>when someone fucked with me inused to give them my autistic-like angry face and that just made people fuck with me more

>>680355176
I'm a girl, too, was fucked with alot in school
>when I was little I used to be obsessed with fairies
>would spend my recesses out in the grass gathering twigs and blades of grass and making little fairy huts
>boys would push me around, fuck with my uniform and crush my fairy huts
>I also carried around a CD walkman and walked around the field all autistic like with my big book of CDs and my walkman
>when I got my first cell phone (in elementary school, Nokia) I would pretend to talk to celebrities

>>680355176
>>680355577
oh boy
>inb4 tits or gtfo
get ready for the shit storm

Well here's something that happened 3 years ago

>be me in the 11th grade in highschool
>ask this one chick in my class on a date
>7/10 nothing special
>she tells me her parents are out for the week
>implies that we do the nasty instead of going out for coffee
>FUCKING GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT
>she gives me her address to meet at her place after school
>yousonofabitch.jpg
>she lives on the other side of town
>get real pissed off cuz I gotta transit bus there
>didnt bring money
>starts panhandling my friends for bus money
>school almost coming to an end and still no luck
>probably might cancel cuz no money for bus
>poverty.wmv
>nopussyfortonight.exe
>just when all hope was lost
>my legit austistic friend heard about my problem
>says he has a handful of bus tickets cuz retard benefits
>took 5
>school ends and I walk to the bus stop
>start dicking around with phone to kill time
>bus arrives
>walks in and gives ticket to bus driver
>"excuse me, do you have a disability?"
>*checks bus ticket*
>ticket literally reads
>admission for special needs student
>SHEEEIIIIT
>start stuttering like a dumbass to play it off
>"I h-h-have a s-speech imp-p-pediment"
>bitch doesnt buy it and tells me to get off
>gotta wait for next bus
>Tell myself I gotta go full retard if I want to get pussy

Cont..

>starts phone-ing around with my dick to kill time
>next bus arrives
>at this point I just sorta lost all respect for myself
>hop on bus with a retarded limp
>start doing the whole hand hitting shoulder mannerism
>TIMMEH!!.png
>drop the ticket on floor and act like im throwing a full on retard temper tantrum
>bus guy picks it up and literally ushers me to a seat
>MFW I was given the retard seat with straps and everything
>MFW the bus driver strapped me on and a bunch of people were staring
>at this point if I didnt get pussy I woulda killed someone
>after 35 minutes of agonizing retard mannerisms I arrive
>start yelling and shit to get the bus driver to let me off
>bus driver unbuckles me from the contraption and gives me this empathetic smile
>walk out the bus like I had a stick up my ass and head twitch bullshit
>well pretty much just got to her place and ate pizza pockets and fucked for abit
>it was pretty worth it

>>680353481
being girl only used because grammar-->tits or GTFO not relevant

>>680355936
>>680355987
My sides have left this dimension

>>680355096
cont. pls

>>680351204
lel you're that fucking weird bug guy from Naruto

>>680355096
lets get another one plz

no more wierdos here on /b/?

>>680356853
sure thing. next is the story of the time I blew up an outlet in social studies

>be me, about 11 years old
>in social studies class, 5th grade
>surprise surprise we have a guest speaker that does nothing but drone on and on for infinity
>bored out of my skull
.fiddling with a paperclip and one of those eraser caps that you put on you pencil
>start eyeing the outlet I'm sitting next to
>fuck it
>twist paperclip into two prongs, and use eraser to grab it so i don't get zapped
>gingerly insert it into outlet
>sparks for a second, THEN FUCKING EXPLODES
>fall out of my chair backwards, the entire class staring at me and the smoldering outlet
managed to play it off as an accident. I still don't know how they bought it, and the scorch mark is still on that outlet today, 4 years later

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>>680357824
smooth moves

>>680358096
oh, that's nothing compared to the time I just randomly spontaneously threw up in that same classroom. got to go home, though, so that's a silver lining.

>>680357824
>4 years later
>4+11=15
Underage
MODS MODS MODS

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>>680351204
Mein fucking neger! You aight in my book, Ant Man!

>>680358583
astonishing math skills. but due to my aforementioned asperger's and some other stuff, I'm intellectually a few years ahead.

still have the personality of a happy-go-lucky 5 year old, though.

>>680358306
hell i do that to go home from work early
>get bs work
>grab a gallon of milk from the gas station on break
>chug it
>lookslikesomeoneisgoinghomeearly.exe
>throw up in front of plant manager
>go home

>>680358892
everyone here is intellectually 5 years old

>>680358900
fascinating. In my case though, it was just totally random. Like, "Oh golly fucking gosh time to throw up for no reason yaaayyy!"

>be 15
>be angry at my dad
>decide to get revenge by coming in the mayo he uses for his work sandwiches
>wait until he's out with my mom, do the deed
>later that evening I hear my mom call me down for dinner
>she's made cold pasta salad with mayo
>seriously?
>tell her I don't feel good, no appetite
>my dad tells me to stop being an asshole and sit at the damn table
>we all end up sitting around eating pasta with my spunky mayo in it
>I'm not allowed to leave the table until I finish my plate
>feelsbadman

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>>680359101
gotcha

>>680359259
my sides, man. personally, my favorite revenge prank is to put baking powder in the toilet tank and vinegar in the toilet bowl. it makes the toilet turn into a horrifying shit-geyser when you flush.

>>680353933
kill yourself fucking underage

I programmed my schools computers to jumpscare people in tha name or cristy kraker. The schools ghost. Btw I was at a boarding school. I have some really fucked up violent stories I can tell if u want me to. I got expelled for that shit

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>>680359617
I'd rather not, cause then my dogs would be sad. and my cats. and my lizard. and the chickens. and my family, friends and acquaintances.


...which is more than can be said for the likes of you, who spends their time hunched over a keyboard encouraging people to kill themselves.

>>680360153
>I have some really fucked up violent stories I can tell if u want me to. I got expelled for that shit

be careful with that edge, faglord

>>680358892
You're intellectually retarded.

>>680360153
hell yeah. oh, and a quick computer story from me:
we were at a school assembly and the computer hooked up to the projector went asleep and someone had changed the screensaver to a bunch of dead baby jokes. all the teachers in the school couldn't restore order.

>>680360221
Kill yourself underage faggot

>>680360277
What's wrong u too soft

>>680360286
>>680360444
sorry man, but my trips don't lie

heehee I win ice cream is good

>>680360552
why do you talk like an inbred Brit? Is that what you are, faglord?

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>>680360486
>>680360693
>>680360552
gentlemen, please! are we not men of science?

Who wants to hear my young eliot roger story?

>>680360444
Something happened with ours too except with nazism that I leaked into it. Nice trips. And yes ill start my stories now