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uggos need not apply
>>680347775
>i think i am in the middle.
>>680348174
lavished with cute boys by being the middle, omg
>>680348219
you are not too tall right
not that I know
>>680347775
I don't know, maybe it's irrational, but the idea of "it'd look better if we put a BLACK person there or a WOMAN even if they're not ideal" seems stupid to me
like affirmative action taken too far
but I am presuming that harriet tubman is not the ideal person to be on the 20 which I realize is dumb and wrong
>>680348174
what is an uggo
>>680348348
179 cm
not too tall, not too short either
>>680348348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqQ59i4PmGE
uggo = ugly person
oh
>>680348686
hi daddy
>>680348461
there is a wide range that defines valid candidacy, and she's undoubtedly in there. i think it's either inconsequential or beneficial that they selected her partially due to her skin color and sex.
>>680348574
haven't i linked you this? i adore this album. i listened to it a few days ago.
>>680348537
your head will fit perfectly under my chin
>>680348348
You can brush my mane while badj and freklz rub my back with oils.
>>680348798
i am an expert mane brusher, you have made the correct choice
>>680348906
>>680348780
God damn you. I was just showing what an uggo was. You've made my day even worse now.
>>680349249
oh i see
and that that was one uggo doggo if i do say so myself
even worse? what made it so bad to begin with
c-can I rub your feet instead
>>680348783
I dunno, I am just being dumb
lily just linked it to me, surprisingly
although she said she didn't like it
>>680349153
i will be tempted to press my body tightly against yours, snuggling under your embrace
i guess i'm getting legal weed next spring
>>680349483
be happy all the bills dont have aristocratic white fucks on them anymore
who is lily?
>>680349490
i am a Vicious Snuggler
>>680349619
fuck you pennsylvania
>>680349619
that actually sounds pretty awesome
>>680349681
excellent
>>680349681
my e-gf
>>680349619
I'll legal your weed.
>>680349814
why did she link you terry riley if she doesn't like terry riley
>>680349801
you will be subdued and probably reached around by nibi
>>680349410
Stop doggo shaming.
Headache from breathing in methanol and acetone all day. My nostrils are probably super inflammable at the moment.
wait is this e-gf or ex-gf
>>680350013
12:11 PM - Danger Cat: I'm listneing to an avant-garde minimalist album called Persian Surgery Dervishes
12:12 PM - You're killing me, Buster.: that sounds great
12:12 PM - Danger Cat: According to the description, it's a live electric organ concert.
12:12 PM - You're killing me, Buster.: cool
12:13 PM - Danger Cat: It's really bad
12:13 PM - Danger Cat: I mean he plays well but the music is really bad
12:13 PM - You're killing me, Buster.: give link
12:13 PM - Danger Cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqQ59i4PmGE
12:13 PM - Danger Cat: Oh god there's more of this
12:13 PM - Danger Cat: fuck
>>680350127
the first one
>>680350100
you started it
why were you huffing mathanol and acetone chet
the music is not bad, it is very steve reich. also reminds me of the moodiness of sun ra.
>>680350271
is this a new gf or have things been mended
I can taste blood
>>680349681
rip
>>680349801
yeah it does
>>680349848
are you a part of parliament?
>>680350476
it is the same one as always
I linked her steve reich in reaction but I don't think she listened to it
she discovered robert rich somehow and then I linked her cbl but she didn't like that
she is very picky and specific when it comes to music
I cannot rely on heuristics with her, I just have to throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks
>>680350724
>>680350786
i still think that picture is adorable and endearing
>tfw no qt bf to sexually bully you and tell you your average sized penis is tiny and pathetic and train you to be his premature quickshot faggot fuccboi
ugh
>>680350465
Yes I did and you know I am a terrible example for you. Shame on you.
I spend a lot of time around volatile, inflammable liquids. They were in little watch glasses because I needed them for cleaning.
Wasn't me
>>680350786
it'll come around to me eventually...
>>680350831
but she liked robert rich? it's strange, usually if someone likes one ambient musician they'll like a load of them.
i'm trying very hard not to be personally offended at her dislike of cbl.
>>680350900
I guess Susan B Anthony is cool in her own way, but you have to ask yourself- Is she "casually beat the shit out of a would-be assassin with a cane," cool?
morning sunshines
>>680351242
oh my
that is a long tongue
>nef
>using a trip
>>680351242
eventually
one can dream
what if andrew jackson was the donald trump of the early 1800s
>>680351242
she is strange in that regard
I do not really understand it either
>>680350953
ugh
>>680350974
i need a good role model i am still a child
did you use those volatile, inflammable liquids to make hamburgers at mcdonalds?
>>680351734
Stop biting me
Shower time now. BBL
>>680351356
You should get put on a note based on the number of assassinations you foil.
>>680351734
Ain't that the truth. I can't and won't fulfil that role though.
Maybe.
>>680351481
It happens
>>680351702
No, Andrew Jackson was effective
>>680351356
did Harriet T do such a thing
>>680351428
lick
>>680351576
well i'm like a state away from pennsylvania so
>>680351702
at least i can understand more with terry riley, but cbl is so approachable.
>>680352012
maybe donald trump would be effective
I am sure he would effect awful and stupid things but effect them he would
>>680352069
approachable has nothing to do with it
>>680351914
k
tell me what ughs you
>>680351994
b-but chet, i want to be a PhD like you someday
>>680351702
Well that just kinda was politics in those days. I'm just miffed because they chose like the single most "American" guy to boot out. What's next? Knocking Teddy out of Mt. Rushmore to be replaced by Shaun King?
>>680352069
wow so secretive
>>680352487
There's not enough time
>>680352448
she was BORED by them? then why does she not like terry riley?
>>680352561
how is that secretive
>>680352622
not disclosing your location
what, you trying to hide something from the allmighty government?
>>680352069
She did not.
>>680352448
>would
at the rate it's going, you should have said "will"
>>680352518
>I'm just miffed because they chose like the single most "American" guy to boot out
What happened? He get taken off a note or something because the PC Brigade got mad about the injuns?
>>680352703
it's not like i care, but now i won't be due to your heinous implications that i do
>>680352774
she fended off the white devil with her justice cane, metaphorically
>>680352603
Time to explain or just time in general
>>680352487
What in?
>>680352937
The latter
>>680352622
like I said, I don't understand her thought processes
her tastes are inscrutable
>>680352844
I actually typed that out at first but I replaced it to make it sound more optimistic
>>680352518
hey, change is good, right?
>>680352844
Apparently Andrew Jackson is getting taken off the twenty dollar bill in favor of Harriet Tubman, black lady abolitionist. I just heard about it but it REALLY screams a move made under pressure of progressive types.
>>680350694
I can taste acetone
>>680353140
arbitrary.
>>680353191
what is the problem, exactly?
>>680352882
the NSA loves you
>>680353291
the nsa does not give a shit about me
>>680352985
being a cool dude
i wanna be doctor cool and prescribe my patients how to be chill like me
>>680353040
aww eisen
are you feeling the stress of finals?
>>680353191
>I just heard about it but it REALLY screams a move made under pressure of progressive types.
Oh, definitely. People have had it in for Jackson for ages, and people who've been dead a century can't fight back.
Hell, some schools in Australia have changed it so that teachers can't say the english colonized Australia. They have to say the english invaded it.
>>680353464
yes
help
that's because they did.
you two are gross.
>>680353690
thanks.
>>680352882
Metaphors r gay.
>>680353140
If you're changing to a high lift cam with beehive valve springs and a shiny new Holley to match, then yeah- But if these threads are any evidence to go by, change is most certainly not simply "good."
>>680353140
Abandon all hope
>>680353274
I suppose, but not in a bad way
>>680353781
no, trust us, you'll love it
>>680354016
I wonder how long it'd take to move to canada
I'm clean as benzene.
Harriet Tubman abolished black ladies?
>>680353464
That's not a STEM subject PhD. Get out of my sight. Besides I'd be a way cooler doctor than you, point-dexter.
>>680354187
That name has a familiar ring to it.
>>680354136
Well, considering the amount of people who are swearing they'll do the same, Canada will probably close their borders to you.
>>680353646
it's okay, you'll be alright. just don't think too hard about it, all the classes only test you on the essential, elementary, details of the class. you're a smartypants i believe in you
When do your finals start? I don't have finals week until tuesday the 26th
and i thought you liked feeling the stress and being busy
>>680354267
i used to think STEM was specifically about stem cell research so i was like WOW A LOT OF CLASSES ARE ABOUT STEM CELL SHIT COOL
well i mean
nobody would be a more funner doctor
>>680354545
They start in two weeks and a lot of them are final projects, not exams, so it's not that easy
And I do like being busy when I know what I'm doing
>>680354455
It's the famous hexagon you see in a lot of organic molecular structures. Though of course, benzene exists by itself as just a nice little ring of 6 carbon atoms, each carrying a hydrogen atom.
poindexter
>>680354499
gotta escape before the apocalypse then
>>680353274
A slow and clawing pussification of great icons that were a product of their time and paid their debt in their time not being allowed to ascend into the halls of legend without being flogged by sensibilities of a morality that is both fleeting and inconsistent even in its own time- Yeah, Jackson was a slaveowner, slavery was bad, anyone with a brain knows that. Does that mean we should just burn his effigy at the stake, good and ill? It's like throwing out "To Kill a Mockingbird" because they say nigger in it.
hejsan
>>680354892
freklz you're too lazy to make canned soup
there is no way in hell you'll actually leave the country.
>>680353537
Yeesh, that's rough- But not entirely unexpected of Australia. I balk to think the state of Canada.
>>680355182
there's a girl though
>>680354777
STEM is the coolest. Only cool people can apply so I'm not surprised you were unfamiliar.
Yes, nobody would be "funner" than me. I would pull sick pranks on people like poisoning their lunch or splicing the mice and flies together.
>>680354850
Yes I know, that was the joke.
>>680354949
you don't actually believe any of that, do you?
Is it poindexter? It's a word I've only heard on The Simpsons.
>>680354136
I have ample evidence that suggests otherwise- And as Hank Jr. said, "I'm a dinosaur."
>>680355275
>But not entirely unexpected of Australia
Eh, not really. It's actually had backlash from the public.
You forget Australia's unofficial motto is "Fuck off, we're full".
>>680355295
Oh
Well done.
>>680348056
fan-fucking tastic the avatar shit posters are back.
>>680354802
Oh I seeeeeee. I had a couple final projects last semester and they were all a huge drag.
Shucks man, that does not sound eisey at all. But at least you got two weeks, have you been able to get started on them yet?
>>680355329
Good, make sure you remember to draw the double bonds, otherwise you're drawing cyclohexane.
>>680355017
Hej, allt väl?
>>680355651
>that does not sound eisey at all.
I will forgive this because you posted the honk picture
I am very slowly starting each
>>680355329
;_;
wow that sounds really unprofessional chet nobody will hire you if you do that stuff/
>>680355560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZASr6Chpey8
no free-thinking
>>680355587
you knew that I was e-dating izzy though
Australia teaches their kids that the English invaded it?
It's not like the abbos had a government in place
>>680355756
Inte helt
Ja hatar varenda människa här och jag tänker på att dräpa mig själv varje sekund
Du då?
oh god the sound quality in this video is abhorrent
>>680355417
I was a liberal arts major, once upon a time- I got to hear straight from the horse's mouth what "culturally critical" minds think of US history and idealized individualism found in people like Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, Smokey Yunick or Chuck Yeager and the rest- I doubt it's as insidious as I cracked it out to be, see Hanlon's Razor, but a lot of the crap I see flying around doesn't lend credence to make me think otherwise.
what would you call showing up where someone lives and imposing your lifestyle and culture
>>680355769
yay
and you smiled at that pun don't lie
well that's good, you have plenty of time to focus on each of them i think. just keep chipping a bit off when you can and you'll be finished in no time.
don't be stressed eisenn~ you can do itt
>>680356312
enlightening
>>680356007
No I didn't
No one ever tells me these things
It is the same IRL. I avoid asking people about their significant others because half the time they broke up weeks ago and no one bothered to fucking say anything to me.
>>680356312
Being American
>>680356312
it's not like they were sitting around smoking pot and chilling with kangaroos or some shit
>>680356299
what did you hear from the horse's mouth?
what is wrong with putting harriet tubman on the 20?
>>680356572
manifest destiny
>>680356599
being australian, too.
but really it's all the crown's fault.
>>680355587
When is the bogan revolution gonna take place? I'd want a piece of Australia after that. Enthusiastic people, everyone's willing to bum you a ciggy, they enjoy a proper V8 and are snappy, independent dressers to boot. Yeah, gimme a piece of Boganstralia and the still beating heart of Mel Gibson and then I'd be down with your prison island.
>>680355687
Yes, I know this too.
>>680355867
Well I'm safe for the next 4 years as long as nobody knows it's me. I plan on creating a small group of flice and letting them loose into the British countryside.
>>680356571
I did not
I'm happy to have my own personal cheerleader tho
>>680352069
i am envious, intrigued and a little scared all at the same time
also i should acquire more asriel pics
>>680356130
Jag trodde det var normalt att hata alla människor.
Hade lite tråkigt så jag tänkte att man kanske kunde överdosa lite på alvedon, tog 3 paket och drack starköl till det, men inte mycket hände... bara lite hjärtklappning :-/
>>680356599
oh
almost a year and a half it's been
but I suppose I don't talk about it much
>>680356755
i only have like 400
>>680356007
>/mu/core
>laughing outlaws.jpg
>>680356751
Careful now, Mengele
>>680356858
So do you send her skirt pics?
Also tell her I said hi, it's been ages.
>>680356745
>When is the bogan revolution gonna take place?
Unfortunately the bogan's source of income, mining, has collapsed. It will be a while.
>>680356894
refer to the pic of>>680348219
also i will want/need to go to bed now as i will wake up more if i stay up
>>680356376
Hey fuckface
>>680356815
:/
>>680356751
>flice
is that flies + mice?
shit chet, when did you become a bad movie villain
>>680356754
well fug.
Kek, totally dude. I'm here in your corner. skirt, pom-poms, and all.
+g'night all
>>680357292
food night
>>680357355
of course you have a skirt you fag
>>680356894
>filename
Did you really watch G Gundam?
>>680357012
what? king crimson was like one of the most popular prog-rock band after rush, up there with genesis and yes and emerson lake & palmer
>>680357255
I do not
don't think she'd be into those
I have told her but I think she went to sleep
>>680357043
That was my joke and I don't get how it fits in right now.
>>680357355
It's mice+flies you ignorant pleb.
Is it villainous to create life and give it freedom?
>>680357481
nope. watched mobile suit gundam wing as a kid though.
>>680357835
dallas hates music and minorities, do not bother.
>>680357835
>don't think she'd be into those
That is a pity
>I have told her but I think she went to sleep
Foiled again
>>680357982
I am disappointed
>>680357449
how dare you make such heinous accusations after I tried to comfort and console you in your time of need.
also
>i'm the fag
says the boy who has other "cute" boys asking for his bedsheets.
>>680357529
...go away
>>680358159
i considered lying, to shelter your feelings, but i knew i wouldn't be able to maintain the facade. i'm so sorry.
>>680357930
SAME THING YOU SHIT
Or rather, Shet.
With your intentions of mischief in the office, I think the choice is clear.
>>680358179
he asked to borrow some DRYER SHEETS
>>680357982
I can't help trying
>>680358101
she will see it when she wakes up probably
maybe she'd be into it, I dunno
I haven't brought it up
>>680358230
Will you do it? For me?
It's really funny to watch, honestly I loved it
>>680358433
yeah and those sheets weren't very dry after you two finished rolling in them were they.
the fuck is this, nigga?
>>680358659
gross
>>680358458
>maybe she'd be into it, I dunno
>I haven't brought it up
I am messing with you
Anything else new?
>>680358458
the endeavor leaves me feeling horrible. i just want them to be nice, gay, non-egotistical, non-traditionalists, with an open taste in music and an open mind for social issues.
>>680358547
G Gundam? can i find free mirrors of it online
>>680358425
It's not. It's in-depth biology we're talking here so you wouldn't understand.
This is discrimination tbh. I only wanted to bring joy to those around me.
>>680358809
They have to exist, somewhere.
I might look around but idk if I want to rewatch the whole series
>>680358720
~
>>680358992
IT'S A DIFFERENT ORDERING OF TWO THINGS
IT WOULDN'T ALTER ITS GENETIC MAKEUP IN ANY WAY
well i mean
that kind of sounds like your problem
avery where can i watch anime free online without downloading viruses
>>680359105
i'll ask darwin or avery or someone
>>680358764
not really, just workin all day
took an exam earlier, could have gone better, could have gone worse
>>680358809
I like a little conflict sometimes
exercises the brain
>>680359190
crunchyroll if you like ads or kissanime if you like buffering
those might be outdated, I usually just torrent shows I want to watch
>>680356711
A complete disregard for any neutrality regarding western history or ideals and general disdain for things like individual freedom. Here's the thing, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it were it done for wholly innocuous reasons- A lot of our money has been dicked around with and redesigned on so many years in circulation. This is blatantly lip service to the forward thinking types who are stamping their feet loudest and have political sway. You didn't see Robert E. Lee taking his rotation on the 50 last year in commemoration of the friends and family he sought to defend for the Civil War's 150th anniversary. But strip away all the political griping and bullshit and this is also another waste of taxpayer money for something wholly immaterial and unimportant. I'll have probably even died enough inside by then to totally gloss over it and I'll probably be one of the last.
>>680357835
And Merle Haggard was the single most renowned country music stars but I bet you didn't even know he kicked the bucket the sixth of this month. Two way street.
>>680357982
I am a minority you gay.
>>680359741
didn't know he died but at I've at least heard of him and acknowledge his fame
>>680359138
I'm sorry, how many flice have you produced thus far?
Yes and my problem is called "Demos".
>>680359865
And I acknowledged that King Crimson exists and /mu/ is all over them like white on rice. See?
>>680359404
>not really, just workin all day
I know the feeling too well
I can't wait to die in my sleep so I can laugh at work for having to cover for my absence.
>>680360156
I dunno anything about /mu/ so it's hard to argue
>>680360207
CAN'T LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE DEAD NEFEL
surprisingly, i did hear about haggard's death.
>>680359404
you don't need polemics to have engaging discussion.
i will just torrent them, probably.
>>680359407
how are the reasons not innocuous? it's not like this has anything to do with yale kids demanding the death of all white men, it's putting a historically and culturally significant person on currency. Like I said to avery, there's a continuum of valid candidacy, and she falls within it. Would you be less upset if it was a split between MLK and Susan B Anthony on separate bills?
You're opposed to it because she's black and a woman, not because of what she did, because somehow those two things invalidate her actions or make her less deserving of a place on a bill? I'm simply not understanding.
>>680359850
self-loathing.
>>680360435
It will be in my will
I will make a video of me laughing
and send it to my gaming shift manager.
still haven't listened to king crimson because their discography doesn't exist on youtube, google music, or spotify
>>680360698
just torrent it
new bread so i can post more gayyyy?
here's a lindybeige video for you dallas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Rc0OfEkRE you'll like it because he's in accordance with you
>>680360918
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>680360628
excellent idea
>>680360698
you're not missing much
>>680360698
if you want to torrent it I can send you a link to their discography, want lossless or lossy version?
>>680361117
only music player i have installed is vlc, haven't used one in years, and i am languorous
>>680361269
i think i am. it is good to look into musical roots.
>>680361345
320kb or lossless
>>680361461
foobar2k
>>680360140
none becuase i'm not a nerd
Excuse me, but who wouldn't want Demos to be their problem?
king crimson is great though
>>680361461
depends on the music really. I like music influenced by it but i couldn't get into King Crimson at all
avery want to play league instead of doing your essay
>>680361513
i've used a multiplicity of music programs. if i felt like redownloading one, i would.
>>680361744
even if i don't like a group, i enjoy experiencing their part in musical progression. like, i don't really listen to the moody blues because their orchestral sound is pretty hollywood, but i'm still glad to have listened to them, and i still like days of future passed.
>>680361625
Then you clearly don't know what you're talking about. Leave the flicing to the expert.
Me.
no I want to finish this essay
>>680360596
Replace race/woman with anything and I'd still be opposed to it. It could be the reptillians trying to get Lord Xenu on the twenty because Jackson pissed at them years ago, it's ulterior motive and external pressure. Look at the press articles reporting on it, not even trying to pitch it like "hey, Jackson had his time in the sun, let's put this other historically (less) significant figure on there." No, they're going straight for the throat with "slave owner" this and "native americans" that.
And ohhhhh, I'm just the wrong KIND of minority.
how much progress have you made?
>>680361978
i wouldn't know what that is all I listen to is black people music
>>680361461
http:// s000.tinyupload .com /?file_id=26059954227857724811
remove spaces, system marked it as spam...
it's a lot of files, so just pick the ones you want
