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>>680332123
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>680332214
I am only describing my personal experience to touching your hair. It is quite lovely.
>tfw guybutt
>>680332248
Totally is.
At least I can suck myself, who needs buttsecks when you can do that?
>>680332582
Mhm.
Some people need more, some people need less. If you can be happy without exploring and experimenting, good for you.
>>680332388
L-lovely like a Persian prince?
>>680332699
I think it is.
>>680332720
>If you can be happy without exploring and experimenting, good for you.
Rude
>>680332582
Man, you accomplish what most men can only dream.
>>680332838
I think you are.
badj
>>680332813
I imagine this is what it would feel like, so yes.
>>680332838
How is wishing you well rude?
>>680333097
>>680333206
happy 420
>>680333206
Dom said that, so that is what I am.
Get in my harem.
>>680333350
thanks, you too
>tfw your country marks dates in day/month/year order
>tfw you will never actually celebrate 420
>>680333402
You have a harem? I wasn't aware. What about the plane tickets?
>>680333609
Oh yeah, I forgot the rest of the world does dates wrong.
Sup?
>>680333749
*in a logical order from smallest to largest amount of time
Not much. Played a game of league, tried the new Taric. It was fab.
>>680333609
That will be arranged. Also make sure to shave and bring your favorite oils.
You aren't allergic to incense are you?
lay down
laaay down
>>680334194
Make me.
>>680334165
I'll see what I can do.
No, I'm not.
>>680334400
It will be great, you can rub oil on my butt.
>>680334854
T-that's pretty lewd.
>tfw no bf to treat you like trash
>>680334081
Sounds enjoyable, I did not know they reworked him.
I will be doing some math homework and going to school, that's my day.
>>680334947
Excuse me, Im rushing! You can start with rubbing oil on my tummy.
>>680335251
The rework news has been out for several weeks now.
>I forgot to ask you how you were and you already answered it
That sounds like an ok day to be honest. Not too fun, but not too terrible either.
>>680335397
O-ok...
nibi wth you're like 8 different people
>>680335527
Oh gosh!
>>680335705
I dont even know WHO YOU ARE
>>680336149
Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous.
lurkylurk
>>680336149
You probably don't remember me, but I post porn in these threads
>>680336231
Y-yeah me too, ive never been with a guy before.
>>680336711
.////.
S-should we wait for dom?
>>680336820
Who needs Dom, though?
bums
>>680336894
He's nice though.
How goes it?
>>680336992
oh
>>680336820
Well it IS a harem, the festivities cannot being without all our men.
>>680337022
So are many others.
I'm alright. How about you?
>>680337022
ho
>>680336894
heyo
what's up
>>680337188
Not much. Just playing some hearthstone right now.
You?
>>680337286
being exhausted
trying to get my brain into video game time but i'm too tired
>>680337080
I am trembling.
>>680337130
True.
Not bad, a little tired, but fine.
>>680337188
rude
>>680335527
Yeah, it's not too bad. I'm a bit hungry though I should find some food.
>>680337493
I'm hungry too, but I have no food again.
>>680337418
you like it
>>680337938
s-shh...
>>680337613
I hear that buying and eating food is generally a good thing and comes highly recommended.
>>680338332
Hey Rabbie.
Someone stole my package :|
>>680338425
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>680338553
My nexus 6p
>>680337418
Dont worry, one of the other harem boys or myself can hold you.
>>680338559
I was greeting you.
>>680338594
Half expected dragon dildos.
>>680338807
How remarkably edgy.
>>680338553
I love Peritian's work so much.
Always hot.
so edgy lemmings could jump off of it
>>680338807
robert get off of 4chan
>>680339096
lol k
>>680339186
good
>>680338123
mhm
>>680338287
Oh shit, I hadn't even thought of that.
>>680338455
WHAT!?
>>680338662
>>680339505
It's a good job that I'm here to remind you of the value of food.
>>680339733
I really don't know what I'd do without you sometimes.
>>680339632
aah
>>680340547
thank you
>>680340662
yes
>>680340706
snuggles would be nice
Not gay enough, as always.
>>680340801
thats my picture
Are you here to gay it up?
>>680340970
I don't see your name on it.
>>680340801
Keyword here is would.
>>680341237
>Are you here to gay it up?
I thought that was my job.
>>680341237
That's what I was made for.
>>680341237
you win this time
>>680341297
>no snuggles
so sad right now
>>680341310
Well, to be fair, Para is more proficient at it.
>>680341327
It's your calling, you have a natural talent for it.
>>680341522
What do I get?
That is a cute cat, by the way. I would totally pet it alot.
>>680341655
Lies and slander.
>>680341310
It's time for you to retire.
>>680341655
Faaaabulous.
>>680341779
I think not.
>>680341655
you get to keep the picture but thats about it
>>680341736
They might well be the truest words I've spoken in a year.
>>680341779
Yes, you are, though Nibi's hair is more fabulous.
>>680341959
That is acceptable.
>>680341655
>Cant find anyone willing to snuggle.
>Too nervous to just randomly ask because gay.
>>680341852
Step aside, please.
>>680342038
Can't really argue with that.
>>680342297
I am so tired.
>>680342433
An arctic fox!
>>680342473
Me too, but I'm going to take a shower which should alleviate that.
>>680342662
A shower sounds like an excellent idea right about now. Think I'll take one about half an hour from now so I can go to sleep right after.
>>680342662
Where?
>>680342842
Going to sleep earlier? How often do you try to fix your sleep schedule?
>>680342999
Riiight there. Also, checked.
>>680343125
Whenever I manage to wake up at a reasonable time in the morning. Then I crap it right up again. Living the dream.
>>680342062
Come cuddle..
>>680343268
Greeaaat.
>>680343445
innit tho
the fact that the junk mail advertisements I get in my mailbox are half in chinese really speaks volumes about the number of foreign students at my school
>>680344390
Chinese students are everywhere here as well
>>680343435
I unno who you are, and you could have AIDS.
Awesome. Also hi.
hai badj
>>680344573
well the universe is 30% asian after all
>>680344884
Oh dear
I came here for gay boys, not avatarfags.
>>680344390
The future will be Chinese.
>>680344992
sounds like you made a mistake, then
>>680345045
hopefully not until after I die
>>680344979
I agree
>>680344616
I didn't know AIDS could be passed through spooning...
I don't have AIDS :|
>>680345126
The only mistake here was my birth, pal.
>>680345363
a mistake, surely, but definitely not the only one
>>680344992
you might want to leave then
>>680345126
The world will be 99% chinese in about 5 years. If you arent chinese already they will turn you chinese.
>>680345337
It CAN
>>680344884
I would want to play League, but I'm tired.
>>680346027
seems a bit accelerated
>>680346088
I can't anyway, I have to pretend to write this paper
>>680346183
Pretend to write?
>>680346099
Itl be okay, you'l be Chinese.
>>680346572
you know, sit here with the document and textbook open and shitpost instead
>>680346679
seems unlikely
>>680346027
Fine then no cuddles for you >:(
>>680346747
That's better than what I do, at least, which is not even bother to start pretending to write.
i will cuddle you nibbler
also, harriet tubman is going to be on the 20$ bill
>>680346747
Sush, you will be chinese and like it.
>>680346880
Hah, I dont even need you!
>>680347004
Would you touch my butt when we are cuddling?
>>680346183
Procrastination is best.
>>680347004
what about me?
I'm now going to go take a showah
>>680347004
wow, black and a woman, hitting all the right demographics
>>680347000
I like to have it open on the off chance I say "fuck it" and start actually getting work done
>>680347151
never
>>680347151
wait am i big spoon?
>>680347162
ask nibbler, you might have to be teaspoon
>>680347243
i think it is very cool.
>also, harriet tubman is going to be on the 20$ bill
WE
Wuz 20s n sheit
>>680347287
that fits me just fine
>>680347243
But what will you do when all your friends are chinese?
>>680347287
No, you will reach around and grab a handful.
>>680347287
I would think it was cool if the fact that she was a black woman did not weigh into the decision
