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>>680264941
Mighty had to find razors nowa days and I don't trust my dexterity with a knife to keep myself looking presentable
Excuse me
checkem
>>680272197
>dammit my drawing skills are a joke
Enjoy the free smug I posted as OP.
>>680272703
>What's ganna happen big boy?
Yeah fuck em!
OKAY REQUESTS?!
taking requests
So what's your preferred way to prepare eggs? I like to fry mine, and make them into a filthy sandwich. Then, I make a huge fucking mess and want to kill myself when I'm done.
>>680273728
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Like, holy shit, are you literally, not just using that word for shits, LITERALLY, a fucking actual autist?
Do your parents love you?
Are you beaten daily?
Did Uncle Pete rape you at age 11?
You are mentally handicapped, and your opinion is fucking stupid. I actually had to take time out of my day to read this stupid fucking post.
I too, feel legitimately handicapped reading this poorly structured response. Like, shit, you are fucking so dumb, your parents probably regret having such a fucking failure of a chlid.
You need to kill yourself, the world cannot cope with someone of your stupidity.
I hate you, and you should hate you.
Now fuck off.
>>680273627
can I get a lewd skeleton with a penis please?
Can I get some opinions on this? I spent awhile on it and would like to know what you guys think of it
>>680272703
Er... the world may explode...?
That or we may summon some sort of long banished demon or something...
can do requests. literally anything.
>>680273983
fuck a duck
>>680273790
Let me list these answers here;
Yes
No
I beat my dick
Yes
True
Already killing myself with memes.
>>680273832
Looks like shit, keep trying
>>680274113
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Like, holy shit, are you literally, not just using that word for shits, LITERALLY, a fucking actual autist?
Do your parents love you?
Are you beaten daily?
Did Uncle Pete rape you at age 11?
You are mentally handicapped, and your opinion is fucking stupid. I actually had to take time out of my day to read this stupid fucking post.
I too, feel legitimately handicapped reading this poorly structured response. Like, shit, you are fucking so dumb, your parents probably regret having such a fucking failure of a chlid.
You need to kill yourself, the world cannot cope with someone of your stupidity.
I hate you, and you should hate you.
Now fuck off.
>>680273583
thank you
have Kenshiro in return
>>680274113
draw something
>>680273504
cool! ty
Draw Hitler 1989, a vision of what Hitler would look like in alt-1980's
>>680274263
What would you like drawn, dear anon?
Alright, time for me to go to bed
Good night thread, I love you <3
>>680274369
chicken scratch?
Night folks
Have a good one
>>680274275
Yeah man
>>680274369
Literally anything that's not your reposts, man
>>680274521
Okay then. Whoever finds a picture of Taiga from Toradora, +15 internets for you.
Who wants their OC drawn by me? I feel kinda bored.
Hello, I'm Snail-san. I'm very new to digital art, and honored to meet you all. Please be kind, for I am a smol snail
>>680274025
Why...
>>680274933
me please
>>680274933
Yo, can I get your rendition of my hooded asshole?
/r/ mr king
Swordbro really isn't a drawfag, is he?
>>680273883
Shush now... It's sleep time... I'm tired. I'm going to lurk now.
>>680275012
You are the best snail ever dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>680274521
This makes me smile
>>680274650
You wanna fight?
>>680275237
No he is
where's all the hot dcik
>>680274933
I've drawn you a few times before, perhaps I throw me in sometime.
>>680273627
Lewd that loli with dicks
>>680275319
Pls no
>>680273627
Requesting Midna the imp taking a big cock in the ass and begging for a creampie
>Request for all drawfags
Draw someone forcing you to smile.
>>680274933
Care to take a shot at sergal?
>>680273338
Back from Shopping Cart Escapades how's everyone?
>>680274933
I'd ask for me but it seems you've already accumulated a decent mass of recipients.
>>680275958
Please be merciful.
>>680275830
seconded
>>680275012
hi qt
>>680275177
>
Be nice if you give me your name..
>>680275184
Next.
>>680275250
I swear to god slime friend... one of these days...
(Night!)
>>680276525
Every kiss may begin with Kay, but Kay is too passive to go in for the kill.
>>680276315
dunno i haven't made a name yet
>>680276315
never draw on drugs kids, it melts people
Anyone have a request? They take about an hour.
>>680277033
Mr. Choke
>>680277118
Alright.
>>680276678
I put you as Kid. Or the kid.
>>680276839
Yeeeeah fixed it...sorta.
>>680275184
>
Put you as "Ha"
>>680276181
Next
>>680276315
My body is ready.
>>680276678
What about Spagool? I think it's a pretty dank name.
>>680275250
I legit smiled, thank you
>>680277286
also Shin Megami Tensei eyes
>>680277283
Thanks by the way, I like it.
>>680276221
Hello!
(Gonna do simple sketches for a lil bit, so I reply faster)
Oh shit, fucking magic ass eye shit. Fuck
>>680276607
(What a wuss right?)
>>680278719
Go to bed, Kay.
>>680278719
No... sleep is for the weak...
Fuck im not use to this. Anyone else?
>>680279161
Very nice, I like it.
>>680279251
damn that coat look awful, lemme go retouch that.
>>680279161
This shit seems pretty epic, like we're going to be in a shitty action film with half decent fights, and a really nice soundtrack.
This little snail is getting sleepy, goodnight everyone! Hope to see you again soon!
ain't feeling sleep right yet
i guess
requests?
>>680279161
looking good so far
>>680279476
have a sleepover with your best friend.
>>680279476
Mind giving me your rendition of this hooded asshole?
>>680276678
ya kinda look like an Ed to me
>>680279636
I miss ed
>>680279453
same with you friend
night people
>>680279686
i do too anon
i do too
>>680279578
my bes fren is a secret
tho
>>680279580
what's that at the bottom of the sweatshirt?
Fuck off Marc, go to bed.
>>680277118
Any more requests?
>>680279973
Oh, that's a pocket.
>>680280116
Yo, dawg. Wut up?
>>680279161
The sword
Sup thread?
Taking a request that I can spend maybe 20 or 30 mins on.
>>680279161
Hey Veng! Add me to that, if you will.
>>680279251
>Saved
>>680280315
Can I get this guy, but smoking a cigarette, and drinking a coffee. With intensity.
>>680279161
pls veng
>>680280535
Yeah, sure. Does he have a face?
>>680280464
these two in a loving embrace.
>>680280464
would you do one of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>680280464
Draw this cutie at the beach
>>680279346
better.(kinda)
>>680280464
Please don't.
I request combining two or more of your other requests.
>>680280576
Just a nose, and cigarettes. The rest of his face is like a black void or whatever black magic his shitty hoodie uses.
>>680280798
not again...
>>680280841
Alright.
NIght ma nigas i have to go
>>680280951
Shit wrong img oh well to lazy and sleepy to change it Good night fellas
requests?
>>680280464
kill me
>>680280320
>
here
>>680281008
night
>>680281105
Thanks bab
>>680280464
kk. Next.
>>680280554
Okay Eva.
>>680281251
hehehe <3
Requesting the left one getting fucked by niggers.
>>680281251
would you add irl models?
>>680281251
Can I get in on this...?
>>680281251
you can add me if you want forgot to turn off the pc im this fucker
>>680280951
up 2 you if you do hope i can see it later on now bye all good night/day
>>680281334
Wow dude this mad from /a/? Gonna cry?
>>680281407
Who wants to draw Johnny Test
>>680281594
What implied that I am mad? If anything I love the shit flinging I cause. Those stupid goyim don't even realise I'm constantly adding fuel to the flame.
>>680281808
if youd commission me id draw it
>>680280535
I N T E N S I T Y
>>680281251
If this was an action movie, this is the definitive title I'd go with.
>>680281961
Where's your art and how much?
>>680282020
Holy shit, my body was not ready.
>>680281334
She's cute
>>680281198
one cool dude
>>680281251
add me if you wouldn't mind
is milk~
>>680282228
oh milk, you got a color ref of your character?
>>680282089
https://www.patreon.com/christchan?ty=h
$15 pledge for a sketch commission
wait until may for your pledge to be processed and then I can proceed in fulfilling your req
>>680282144
Can you make even like, one straight line
DRAW FEMDOM
>>680282275
Believe me anon, it's harder than it seems at first. He'll get the hang of it when he practices.
Hi im Thavilla a floating head
>>680282354
Can you draw me a clothed girl, kissing a naked erect boy?
same
>>680282354
hello, disembodied talking head. this character concept is ~pretty spooky.~
>>680280535
Any more requests?
>>680282270
>Give me 15 for a sketch once on a monthly recurring payment
>Payment instantly taking from you on pledge
>No chance at refund or second thoughts
Fucking KEK
>>680282518
you can cancel the pledge anytime after youve paid once.
and yeah... no refunds lel, but you can trust me. Anyways, im only giving you an option, the commission is cheap for a reason dude.
>>680282349
Oh i know its hsard to learn stroke technique, but it doesnt even seem like he's trying, i mean, check out that foot, you can easily use just a single line but fuck me he goes for two squiggles that dont even flow into each other
Ace is in.
>>680281808
Try /h/
>>680282270
Tempting. But I'm afraid that whore isn't worth 15 dollars. May commission my waifu though.
>>680282738
I'm not the OR.
I'm laughing at your shitty patreon system for payments instead of doing something simpler.
Shitty system you're running, and they're not even guaranteed for something they actually like from you, but of course it sucks for them because you've already taken their money, and you can just say tough shit you fulfilled your pledge requirements.
>>680282769
The Faces of Dissapointed Men
Coming to theates Fall 2016
>>680282275
Boy, let me tell you. Straight lines are for nerds.
>>680282472
Can I get hooded asshole, just not handling a situation?
>>680282940
Sure.
>>680282894
You'll get lots of freebies on the patreon and if you maintain contact, i can do requests for you through email if im up for it.
You'll get lots of stuff for $15 dude.
>>680281594
From the way you're sperging over there looks like you want to cry. :^)
>>680280554
Next
>>680282936
Boom! IN YOUR FACE!
>>680283245
U DUN GOOFED.
Doot doot hey gang
>>680283245
Nice work.
>>680282894
15 dollars is worth the chaos it'd create
>>680281251
I guess I could try to get in on this??
>>680283245
I'd like to imagine the plot being somewhere around memes and significant others that barely put up with their relationships.
>>680282518
that sounds
...
kinda sketchy
BADUM TSSS
>>680282262
oh yeah almost forgot, thanks !
fuck i need sleep
im gonna head off foreals this time.. bye
>>680283148
I'll think about it.
>>680283382
Not so much chaos more like 5 or so replies
request?
>>680283629
Draw Ace or Veng.
>>680281251
>>680281251
oh yeah, name's nephilim btw, mr veng
>>680283712
alright
refs?
>>680283629
Can I get your rendition of my boy, who I should give a name at some point.
>>680280703
Hey I hope you're still here. I have a delivery for you sir.
..
>>680283245
Ah yes. Thanks Veng!
Maybe one more request?
requests?
>>680284010
refer to
>>680280464
or
>>680273583
>>680284039
>>680281105
gee gad your memory is short, friend
>>680284166
that'll do
i'll hang around for a bit since i cant sleep
>>680284086
Maybe now?
>>680280727
>>680284156
how about a shitty birthday but you realize that at least you've still got memes
Pervert >>680282401
>>680284352
For future referance, dont draw that request ever again.
>>680282940
Anyone else have a request?
>>680284306
okay. ill be back
>>680284212
You are not wrong, it's also like 3 in the morning. Now I feel like the shit. Feel free to ignore me.
>>680284298
K, 30 mins.
>>680284486
I'd like a drawing of a snowy mountain peak illuminated by moonlight, please.
>>680284486
Thanks dude, I like what you did with the nose.
>>680284752
Alright.
i guess there isn't much going on eh
>>680283205
>linking posts is sperging
What's it like to be so dedicated to hating a stranger you know nothing about?
>>680285005
nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
>>680285022
Calmed down? Need more tissues sweetie? It feels great famalimia. Like if i went out and pissed in a bums beggar cup.
>>680285203
That was the cringiest thing I've ever read on /b/
Sorry for my shitty drawings of everyone. I shall say that now because you will only be disappointed when you see them. Especially the girls.
Ok...whos next?
>>680285005
There's me, there's always me.
meh...requests?
>>680285271
Like I fucking care. Suck my asshole or fuck off.
>>680285439
we need jesus
>>680284306
other than the meme, this was my 8th birthday. yes my mother threw a watermelon
>>680285439
Draw buttrape
>>680285481
hes busy, he's hung up on some other work.
>>680285291
>>680283980
>>680283430
if you want~
>>680285520
also taking more requests
>>680285439
Trinket and Bane having a finger gun fight.
>>680285566
classic jesus
>>680285439
Yo, I know I've asked for this a million times by a million people, but can I get your rendition of this hooded asshole? I'm fascinated by seeing how people interpret my shitty drawings.
>>680285443
>Worship me or i will be UPSET
Uh oh spaghetti o's
>>680285151
why must u do this anon
>>680285291
D'AW SHUSH I LOVE IT
>>680285356
hello mr trash
>>680285602
>>680285439
Ignore spite requests
>>680285675
May I touch you butt with my butt?
>>680283380
Yo. what it do?
>doot doot
2spooky4me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDIWLRvc7gQ
< 29 > She hated me. She cheated on me. Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/sy3ptq5dk7myyns/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 I will remove it in a few minutes. Cheers I am out.
>>680284352
Oh thank you :o <3
>>680284437
She won't have to.
And fuck you.
>>680285670
I was more saying go ahead and say what you want you look just as if not more saltier than me for crying about.
>>680285692
>d-dont do that p-pls
Where's that gyaru backbone?
>>680285675
Are you patronizing me? I'd be mad if you're drawing wasn't cute.
>>680285866
Nigga i aint clickin that shit
>>680285520
wow sorry dude. what a waste of a melon
>>680285922
The fuck does gyaru even mean you autistic weeaboo
>>680285938
I used the wrong your/you're, fucking kill me
>>680286079
Thanks mate
>>680286152
Can you actually start drawing to reply and not just reposting and using other images?
Draw me, FEMDOM GURO
>>680286141
You know how you're using the web to use 4chan, and that you have the world's libraries at your finger tips even a bar to get started on the upper right corner of your browser. Use it faggot. Google it
>>680286035
thanks bro. heres a drawing of cool pants for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4
sharing more videos
>>680286265
These hands, what have they done. Please forgive me.
>>680286531
my life seems slightly less terrible with these fantastic pants
>>680285922
I find it pretty amusing you think these replies are salty, as if its some monumental effort to shitpost you
>>680284752
Scenery is pretty tough. Any more requests?
this is the coolest anon. if you jive with that, give me a kek
>>680285664
whats even going on? it that a hoodie with a nose?
>>680283980
>>680285581
Alright.
Who else?
>>680286915
Cross threading within minutes I posted, sounding like you're red in the face but try to remain cool. You're saltier than salt water I'd say.
You act like it's a tremendous effort to post "her fucked silly by blacks"
>>680280727
There you go~
>>680286743
Hi Trinket. How are you?
>>680287418
Nice! Thanks Ace
>>680287031
I like this, thank you.
>>680284166
not sure why but ace reminds me of this song and 80's pop culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
>>680287418
eh. fine. doing goblin stuff.
>>680273832
nice dude, here's one of mine
ech. how are we all this evening?
requests, maybe
>>680287239
Sure why not?
>>680287786
You down for chill? Trying to invade without finding a hacker for once
>>680286743
Trinket cheated. Banes gonna have to hide her dildos again for a week.
>>680287786
Fuck off
Happy 4/20, drawfags.
>>680286743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw
>>680287319
the trump
>>680287356
You do realize this is not all the same person right? I've replied to you twice, no cross threading, both were simple statements that you blasted your anal lining over
>>680287197
kek
>>680288094
DUDE
>>680288223
Leave him be, he thinks only the guy he's trying to spite is here or something like that. I simply called out an autistic crybaby spite request and he shit his pants.
>>680287889
k
>>680287923
I'm sorry someone pissed in your cereal anon.
>>680288094
pass the doobie, man
>>680287724
Oh good good. I've missed you.
>>680287724
Oh hey trinket how are you doing tonight
>doing goblin stuff.
Am I on that list of goblin stuff to do ;y
>>680285675
Hey eva what's hip haps
>>680288373
Hey mundy whats up
>>680288223
No one from here would know who you are or care. And only one person "aka Kirinofag, meaning you" would constantly try to defend yourself while also sayi g something along the lines of "why mad".
>>680288438
heh. maybe. i'm feeling sluggish at the moment.
but once I finish digesting maybe ill have the drive to draw lewdness.
anything else?
Welp ill continue the group pic tomorrow. I guess ill do normal shit now.
>>680287724
Oh snap its the green love machine.
>>680288438
Oh snap its the angel of spaghetti
>>680288607
Hey Murph. Hows your night going buddy?
>>680288672
Damn thats creepy.
>>680288515
Well actually quite a few people know me, sergal.png
Well time for me to go to bed. Here's one last shit drawing before I go through that door and into the bright white void. Night, nerds.
>>680288789
good night bitch tits
>>680288471
Ha, thinking both of these groups are mutually exclusive. At least 15 of your waifufags come here.
>>680288438
how about you tackle The male version of trinket?
>>680288958
And you care to back that claim how? That faggot sword erp dick loving degenerate started here, not /a/
Already morning D:
requests?
>>680288695
melancholy
and oddly sweet
like sleeping outside in the afternoon only to wake up to the cold, empty starry night
you feel so small and alone, you know?
but it's awe inspiring
how about you, friend?
>>680288373
Here ya go, fam.
>>680288213
Oh, sorry I missed this. Thanks dude. Glad I came back to lurk for a couple of minutes,
>>680289225
>knowing swordbro
So you're not new here at all, just a salty multi board fag.
>>680288438
my DICK.
Nah man not a lot, how you been, scraps?
>>680289547
I know he's not a waifufag and should get out of the wwd. And that he's also a greedy faggot shitting up other threads besides the general.
>>680289547
Also you're avoiding the question. Don't claim shit that you can't verify. You pulled that right out of your ass didnt you?
I want all the waifufag cancer to fucking leave back to their containment board or better yet just hang themselves. You are all creepy autistic faggots and I truly mean that, doubly so for swordfag.
Have ghey christian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T6yhOpWEV0
>>680289483
oh baby, a triple
>>680289705
How can you decide who is and isn't a waifufag? His autism is comparable to yours and it's all about one character. He's a waifufag and should stay on your shitty board.
>>680289932
At least he doesn't have a shrine
>>680290463
General consensus is that you love her for her, not adding dicks or making her a boy, etc. That's just a fapslut.>>
>>680290533
>>>
> Anonymous 04/20/16(Wed)04:24:52 No.680285271 â–¶>>680285443
>>>680285203
>That was the cringiest thing I've ever read on /b/
>>680290463
>>680289932
>>680289705
>>680289547
>>680289225
>even crossboard arguments turn into swordbro arguments
The guy requests pictures of a certain anime girl holy fuck guys grow up
Someone said i looked like Kisame. So here ya go!
>>680290646
>no one can include their fetish with their waifu
Even I know this is stupid and seeks only to exclude him.
>>680290648
He is just the most prominent cancer here, they all are at the end of the day. Autistic as fuck to a pathetic level.
/r/ something spherical
>>680290788
>most prominent cancer here
newfag
>>680290705
So would you call a guy who's fetish is getting cucked a waifufag? What about one who wants his waifu to fuck horses?
>>680290704
Noice!
>>680290872
If they have a love of a specific anime girl then yes, why split hairs when you're all in love and just want your personal kink involved. Your waifu would hopefully help you live out your kink with you because they love you too, faggot.
>>680290951
fuk u undermaymay
>>680290704
Forgot to responds
>>680289482
I get ya. Its hard to imagine how small we really are but the stars comfort me for some reason. I'm doing alright. Just drawing and feeling pretty confident with my drawings lately.
>>680290951
Oh look my long lost brother
>>680290909
Thanks friend!
NewThread:
>>680291084
>>680291084
>>680291084
>>680290940
Now tell that to the waifufags who really take it seriously. Go on. I'll wait.
>>680291110
Thank
>>680291121
Clearly you do if you're making rules and nice completely deflecting. Not able to stand when someone disagrees in a way that isn't just "no u"? That's what I thought. Rekt.
>>680280727
I got bored and made this, can't really do beaches though.
>>680291240
Thank you friend! Tiny lil cute!
>>680291121
Swordbro :^)
>>680291226
So changing the entirety of your "wife" who "loves you back" means she's more than fap bait? Becaise from what I recall he justs requests her with dicks and pokemon.
>>680291449
would them going on a huge adventure to capture every pokemon not sound like a great way to spend time with your waifu if you like that sort of shit?
>>680291449
He's also requested her
Doing cute things with his avatar
Wearing Dark Souls armor
With a penis (you listed this)
With pokemon (you listed this)
Enjoying a meal
Sleeping comfortably at night
Playing video games
Training
(insert a dozen other autistic things)
