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Gay test
"Boner you lose"
>>680213989
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Thank God that ended when it did. I was getting worried I was gonna get a boner
That's pretty cute.
im very gay yet i did not boner
kinda cute tho
>>680213989
>JUST A PRANK BRO
>>680213989
I failed. Source?
>>680213989
Lost :/ good thing I'm a faggot
Fuuuuck.i got a semi I guess im bi
Does anyone else want to post some gay webms? That's the only one I have
>>680213989
Good, no gay here
Whats source wanna beat my dick
>>680215188
here is one gif
>>680213989
my dick was semi hard now its very hard
>not gay though
I was more worried about one of them accidentally ripping the other guys dick off.
>>680213989
c: is he going for a hug?
I'm not gay.
But I admire their passion
u gay now
>>680215576
wut
4chan needs more threads like this
>>680215576
same dude, theres too much flopping going on
>>680215576
Fucking this
>>680213989
I boner, that was really cute
>>680216091
M...more
>>680216091
more
would anyone fuck me? i like camming but i keep getting banned
>>680216032
Yep
>>680218181
i'd fuck you
>>680213989
It could have been a man and a woman, and it would still be fucking gay! And I'm BI for fuck sake.
>>680218718
I'm highly aware. It's all good though I know when it's too far and It really doesn't matter. Worry about your problems and life. And I'm gonna mute the chat now cause I know if I leave I'll get invited back sooooo I don't want notifications. And idc what any of you think cause words don't phase me at all. And they don't mean anything and y'all are just assholes. So I shouldn't care what you all think. It's about the people who actually matter that I should care about. Goodbye you all. I'm fine. Keep talking shit that can't be backed up. Okay I'm not the hottest dude in the school. That's all you got? And my " porcupine " hair. Yeah that's all you got cmon? I'm muting the chat now and never coming back so goodbye! It's good
>>680213989
Failed the test, rock hard
>>680213989
>"Boner you lose"
So you mean if I boner, I fail to be gay?
>>680217626
I just can't help but think that could the early settlers have seen this, they might have decided on a no-slavery policy.
>>680218181
Yeah I'd fuck you senseless !!
more webm?
>>680213989
That's really cute
>>680213989
Not gonna pop a boner
>>680218181
I would fuck you senseless, and would love to cam toghether.
http://galactic
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Everything just made me sick and angry. So not only am I straight but I think I might be homophobic.
>>680213989
OP and his friend
>>680220973
http://galactic
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>>680220623
fffuck
>>680219000
You're misunderstanding me here, I didn't say I had a problem with you liking it, I just expressed my opinion, and even if I did have a problem, why do you care so much, that you have to make a speech like that? Drama queen?
Fuck off
All you faggots should die with anal cancer
>>680215393
>>680218181
Damnit
>>680215393
It's not gay if you can only see one dick and no faces!
>>680214634
This x_x
>>680222441
http://galactic
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>>680218181
What d'ya keep getting banned for?
>>680221950
guy needs to relax
>>680213989
I already wanked, OP! Try and make me get a boner now, fag.
>>680222677
>>680222907
http://galactic
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>>680215393
It's not gay because it's a sex doll
>>680222916
>can cum only once
>>680222907
thank mr skeltal
>>680216384
>letting a snake near your snake
god i'm cringing at the thought of it mistaking his cock for a rodent or egg or something
>>680213989
Sauce?
>>680220929
There's a fine line between love and hate/disgust bro. The opposite of want isn't hate, it's disinterest. Get your self-awareness up.
>>680223658
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>>680223389
Even though I walk
through the darkest valley,[a]
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
heh, wonder if he intended that as a double-entendre
>>680213989
almost a semi
it it kept going it would have been a full hard on
ffs
>not gay
>>680223901
http://galactic
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>>680223870
i'll give him a rod and a staff.
>>680223776
>That house
>Cute boy
>That reflection
>Picture taken by someone else
Sugar baby confirmed... lucky mf
>>680223463
Idk, snakes have a pretty nice texture to them. Might feel pretty good.
>>680223389
>bible verse on chest
>poses half-naked in underwear
Is religion now just a way to pick up chicks in the south? What is becoming of Christianity?
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>>680214724
this
>>680224201
lost very hard, who is it?
>>680224438
>>680224438
No idea :(
>tfw no emo twink bf to caress
>>680213989
Didn't even flinch until they started going for the balls. Gotta be careful with those fast grabs.
>>680213989
at least it looks like they're having fun
>>680223927
SAUCE NOW
>>680217781
>>680217626
No bestiality allowed on 4Chan faggit
>>680214634
i'm straight and also did not boner
these guys make a cuter couple than most straight couples though
>>680224547
i know the feel dude
>>680213989
little faggot couldn't be any more queer. I'm talking about OP. Fucking faggot. How do you do a mass shooting on one guy? Is that a mass shooting if by accident another person is shot?
I've done two. Not bragging but you bring some shit to take another man's life. Done it twice.
>>680223117
>>680223265
>>680223572
>>680224413
Cocks are okay in my books, but anuses?
>pic related
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>>680225197
Hanson
?
>>680223572
I'm pretty sure I know this guy
>>680225405
RIP Brazil Twink
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>>680213989
I consider myself straight, but that turned me into a fucking faggot mate
>>680216501
either hes a midget or thats the biggest downy bottle ive ever seen
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>>680222136
ey, das pretty hot
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>>680225695
the downy bottle is closer to the camera than the guy is...
>>680216091
I mean anyone can appreciate a good ass
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>>680225792
I'll have what the guy on the bottom is having, please.
>>680222369
>>680222454
Sauce please.
>>680226176
No idea, everything that I get is usually from 4chan
y'all faggots need Jesus
>>680213989
I'm gay but I didn't get hard to this. Still cute though
>>680222776
fffuck
>>680213989
I think im semi gay
Aight, try this one guys.
>>680226589
http://galactic
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>>680213989
this just made me feel lonely
>>680226644
full boner, moar
>>680216032
that kid is ugly as fuck
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No boner but definitely a twitch. Wat do,/b/?
welcome to cuck general
all hail our pro-lgbltdqa&w leader justin trudeau
>>680226885
you're wrong
>>680213989
not even semi-turgid. We burn faggots here.
>>680213989
Damn, already at half-mast.
>>680226885
Are you serious? I'm not even into those types of guys and I think he's beautiful.
>>680226948
It's only a matter of time until you are diagnosed with FULL BLOWN HOMOSEXUALITY
you should kill yourself
>>680226300
this thread
>>680226990
CURRENT YEAR
>>680227352
you think? to me he has kind of a rat face
>>680227195
he could sit on my face i dont even give a fuck hes a dude
>>680225197
I went to that site and I am sure I just watched cp
>>680226800
>>680215985
I've seen plenty of bearded women.
>>680227479
No way. Those piercing blue eyes, those full lips, that cute nose, those freckles, that sandy hair... Damn.
>>680218181
Where do you cam? I go on chat avenue to show my ass to daddies and don't get banned that much
>>680227940
yeah im not seeing it
>>680222537
it could always be a girls balls
>>680228280
>girls balls
kek
>>680228107
I hate MLP with a passion, but I would fuck the ever loving shit out of them. Not the middle guy though, he's not my type.
>>680226990
>>680228107
>>680227474
Christ, it's worse than I thought
>>680228107
That rainbow hair girl is really hot, lost
>>680228644
I don't think he's anyone's type.
Except Putin. Putin would make him squeal. Not in a fun way though, more in a dark, messed up, quasi-deliverance sort of way...
>Take off britches, comrade. You squeal now.
>>680228644
He's the fucking Prime Minister of Canada
>>680216501
underage
>>680228763
What's his tumblr?
does anybody have the picture of two twinks fucking and the one is bent over cumming into the tops hand?
>>680229122
My boner disagrees.
>>680229217
His Instagram is SpencerOfCats, and his tumblr is SpencerOfSpace.
Let me straighten you fags out
>>680229364
Your boner is retarded.
>>680228763
my dick is diamonds
>>680229412
She looks a little... young, doesn't she?
>>680227752
this got me hard
you just lost
>>680214373
>Tfw
I know what you mean
>>680221263
Every time I whiff poop smell in public I will assume gay bros just fucked nearby
>>680229870
>those fake boobs
Trannies are fucking disgusting
>>680213989
go back to israel faggots
>>680230415
B-b-but it's natural goy! There's nothing wrong with it
>>680217626
sauce ?
>>680218181
looossstttttt
>>680213989
I don't think Bi-sexuality is a mental illness. All other sexualities except hetero are though. Bi was practiced in ancient greece for peat sake. I'd fuck a femboy just sayin and I've only ever had chicks.
>>680231607
DISTURBIA
Any genuinely straight guys get a half chub at least? I'm bi so I don't know what it's like to not be attracted to a gender
>>680231848
>starts spiderman right before image cap
>>680213989
sweet, not even a twitch.
they both have a penis
>>680232211
spoopy ghost
>>680232007
well it instantly reminded me of my ex gf because i would do that to her all the time....and now i have an "i miss you" boner if that counts
>>680231653
>peat sake
went through most of thread, started with a half chub, ended almost flaccid, im safe
>>680216501
I have that bottle. Am I gay?
>>680232545
>lawnwork on the mind
>>680224201
Lost, im... holy god I'd destroy him and not have a second thought
>>680216032
10/10 would eat His cum
>>680213989
I just feel really uncomfortable... but I'm glad they're having fun, I guess?
>have had gay fantasies before
>enjoy anal ( girls though )
>never popped even a semi.
>definitely won't have gay fantasies anymore
Ty 4chan, I don't have to go to church now because of this nasty thread
>>680226473
Now fuck it
>>680232745
faggot
>>680226644
Who the hell is this hottie
>>680216384
wow..sauce?
>>680213989
>they are not boner
not gay?
>>680229712
She looks it! But shes not. called Myfairylove on mfc, but you can find her videos where ever
I hope when I leave for job corps the place i go is full of fuckboy twinks.
>>680220623
who is this???
>>680235303
I wish I knew
>>680227091
Who's "we", faggot; you got a turd in your pocket?
>>680221263
Looks like someone spilled hot glue all over the cabinets, what horrible workmanship.
>>680222136
It's a shame about the tattoos.
The worst part about Kindle Direct Publishing is that their censorship process is completely opaque. Their entire policy is a single sentence: "What we deem offensive is probably about what you would expect." In other words, there is no policy at all.
I posted a story titled "Martha Washington's Finger Blasting Who-dun-it". It was a story about our first first lady Martha Washington solving the mystery of who stole a valuable butter churn, with a lot of squirting scenes thrown in. There's a scene where Martha sprays down Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings to break up an lover's quarrel, and another where she prevents a barn from burning down. Great scenes. The story was accepted to KDP, no problem.
So I figured "Martha Washington's Cum Gargling Mystery" would also be accepted. But no, blocked. I changed it to "Martha Washington's Semen Swallowing Mystery." It was accepted. Now for some people this would be fine, but here's the thing: in the scene where Martha interrupts the first continental congress and turns it into a blowbang, she wasn't just swallowing this cum. She was gargling it. It fact, it was actually the loud sound of her gargling that prevented an indian attack. It's a crucial plot point, and now it's not reflected in the title.
Not only that but she never swallows cum in the story. She gargles then spits, even after solving the mystery of the missing loom. This was to build up anticipation for the next installment in the series, "Martha Washington's Piss Drinking Detective Team." But KDP ruined that for me.
Challenge Accepted
