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Who is he?
His name is Robert Paulson.
That's Voldemort, he's from Harry Potter.
>>680153345
His name is Robert Paulson.
A future disappointment just like any reveal in projects abandoned by JJ Abrams.
>>680153345
It's lord Snek
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>>680153345
It's Angela Merkel...
???
Thats Steve from accounting he brings in donuts every monday.
He is a Sith Lord from the last Star Wars movie. His name is Snorre. Also: He likes eat his poop.
pic: my delicious balls.
>>680153345
That guy from Harry Potter, Vol..something
>>680153501
/thread
>>680153936
Nice glasses, NERD
Jar jar binks
>>680154045
yes but would you take my balls in your mouth? (pls say yes therefore we could spend goood time)
>>680153345
Snorkel Vader, he is basically the nicest ring wraith of them all. Frodo gave no fucks
>>680153345
Rey's Dad
Rosita Juanita Chiquita Chihuahua
>>680153345
Since Snoke means to prowl or slink around--I'd say he's someone sneaky.
>>680153590
Suck a dick, salty kiddo
>>680153345
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dT34hGRdg
Adolf Hitler who got back in time in a galaxy far far away so he could let the 3 reich rise again on a interplanetary level
>>680155704
Its snuke, and it means that it has a nuclear weapon in its snatch
>>680154106
this
>>680155865
bingo
>>680153345
No one cares. the movie was shit
>inb4 bait
>>680155588
>>680155865
One of these t b h
>>680156461
Even singles don't lie sometimes
>>680153345
A guy who got out of the bacta tank a day or two too soon
>>680153345
Who cares?
>>680153345
Supreme Leader
>>680153345
he isn't
>>680155588
No, Luke is Rey's dad, idiot
>>680153345
The Watcher
Smeagol
>>680153501
Kek
>>680153561
His name whas Robert Paulson
>>680153345
Just a guy named Snoke. Does everybody in these movies have to be related to someone else or to be hiding their identities? His name is Snoke. That's it. Deal with it. Or I will deal with you.
>>680158409
His name is giant faggot so is yours. Deal with me faggot
>>680153345
Snoke people think it's sidious deadmmaster plagueis who was the greatest master in this force who could save others from death meaning resurrection sidious murdered him since he was taught everything off plaguies and fear the would lose his power
>>680158409
His name is Robert Paulson
>>680158715
Some people are morons
>>680157303
famed lifelong virgin luke skywalker whose only action in his entire life was a kiss with his sister? YEH TOTES
>>680158929
>some
>>680154045
>>680153936
Go back to 9gag and never come back.
>>680153501
Kek
>>680153345
Looks like that skinny freaky thing from Lord of the Rings
>>680158409
because it's a story with magic that ties everyone together. The galaxy it takes place in is literally dripping with narrativium so everyone is everyone else's nan's cousin. That isnt just annoying dumb fans, it's literally a function of the annoying dumb storyline.
>Handwavium Leviosa
>>680153345
Darth Vader of course.
>>680159300
You WISH you guys were as funny as 9gag
>>680159375
Incest Wars
You idiots thats Candleja-
>>680153345
I wanna see him training Kylo Ren by carrying him around on his back while pointing at things.
>>680155865
this is the only outcome that will restore my faith in Star Wars.
>Snoke is plageuis
>Plageuis is training Kylo Ren to be his next vessel
>ep 9 concludes in an epic force battle between grandmaster level Luke and arguably the most powerful sith in history.
Also they need to kill off that useless nigger.
>>680153345
A negro in disguise.
>>680159499
doubt anyone's gonna fall for this, the meme is too unknown here these days
>>680155946
You mean to tell me there's a snuke in his sniz?
>>680159655
Sorry to break the news bro, Luke is going to die in VIII.
That's derf vaydurr.
I still hope for Adolf Hitler
Right guys, I've seen this get to ridiculous scale with people claiming it to be Reys dad or some old sith from past lore.
WRONG
Can't say much or how I know but it's someone you never thought you would see again. They were in the prequels but only for a short time.
>inb4 Troll
>inb4 Faggot
>inb4 nigger
It's Darth Vader's real father
That's all you get guys
>>680160307
Watto.
>>680160108
I will never understand why people post images for ants.
>>680160307
Wait, you telling me plagemus used his dark space magic to midi chlorine Anakin into that desert lady's va-jay-jay?
Sheeeeeet, white people.
>>680160611
Nope it's not him, all I can say past this is the prequels will make alot more sense.
>>680160606
mostly for people like you to get extremely buttfrustrated about to entertain us
