>>680152319
Fuck country

>underage doggo
>parents made me sleep in the dog house when I was 3

>>680152822
Doggo aint real

>quitting engineering to go into film
>mainly fap to hentai

>>680153111
witnessed, and film is bullshit
(I'm with you there fam, that shits irresistible)

>Amazing girl waiting for me in bed this morning
>I have an large shwingus

>>680152319
bumpin

>>680153551
im going to say no to the shwingus

I like gurls
i got a small dick

> I'm a Russian refugee whos fluent in 4 languages.
> i occasionally watch sissy caption threads and finger myself

>>680152319
> I'm autistic and bipolar and I have been in the same relationship for 5 years
> I didn't fuck my mom

>I'm Batman
>OP is a fag

choose carefully

>>680153910
faggit

>>680154108
Hi bruce

>>680154032
what a coincidence, son

>>680152319
Blood turns me on

I eat raw meat.

>I'm a fucking loser
>I'm a faggot

-I have a rare genetic disorder called f.a.p.

-I quit drinking a few months ago.

>>680152319
>im not a faggot
?
>i am a faggot
?

>>680154294
German blood girl ?

>>680154346
Imma say quitting is the bullshit

>>680154312
You forgot one of them is supposed to be a lie

>>680154372
How the fuck did you know i am german?

>i spend much of my money on 40k
>got an ugly ass girl

>>680154492
I remember you , also adore and get turned on by blood :)

>>680154561
i also turn and adore on by blood :)

>>680154561
I think you are mistaking me for someone else.

>>680153910
Dick thing realtalk

Iam a good boy
I microwaved our pet bird when i was a kid

>>680154689
depends, if you're a female then not.

>>680154526
>40k
40k what

>I'm a 2003 originalfag
>I'm happily married

>>680154149
Faggot shithead

>>680154792
warhammer 40k

>>680154751
I am female, but i've never ever posted a picture of me in here.

>>680154792
Newfag

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>>680154803
> happy & married

Sure thing buddy

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>>680152319
>Not a virgin. 8" dick. 6'6". Straight.
>Virgin. 4" dick. 5'11". Bisexual.

>>680154803
gtfo kiddo

>>680152403
Fuck you

>>680154108
Good morning, Mr. Wayne

>>680154792
Warhammer 40k you fucking heretic

>Shot 100 dollars worth of slugs out of a shotgun and the barrel fell off
>Mom called me a bitch so I practically lapped her ass on a 11 mile marathon we ran together

>>680154880
Imma narrow it down even further, an ex boyfriend telling your parents about self harm etc.. ?

>i smoke crack
>i smoke meth

>>680154911
this ones not even hard (ba dum ts)

>Sometimes I go into a trans where think I'm a duck that's a sociology professor at the university of san Francisco advocating for duck rights
> I'm married

>>680153958
No one ?..

>>680152319
>I have never had sex with somebody from my own country but I am not a virgin.
>I lick windows but do not consider myself a window licker.

>>680152319
>I went to a swingers' party where everyone wore masks and ended up unknowingly fucking my sister
>I was once convinced I was watching the detonation of an atomic bomb from less than 2 miles away

>>680155035
you misspelled cock

>>680155153
>space between meme arrow and text
I don't speak Lurkmore, sorry.

>>680155153
Ovo je laz

>>680155140
Hello schizo

>I'm a femanon
>I make 4.000-5.000€ monthly by just tapping my keyboard at home

>>680155031
Nope not me. I guess german people are some sick fucks.

>>680154792
same anon

>>680154863
>>680154887
>>680154976
: ^)

>>680155324
a woman making money? pft

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>>680155211

I lie about everything
I tell the truth

>>680155338
nah man, i dont even play the imperium

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>>680154488

>>680155451
First is the truth

>>680153958
russia is a lie

>>680155562
Holy shit that's a paradox I think

>>680155415
>one of them is a lie

>>680155415
Women makes money, you faggot, did you ever pay for a whore job?

>>680154526
I'm gonna say you spend your money on 40k, because 40k players never have gurls. Even ugly ones.

>>680155592
it's the truth actually

>>680155177
First one...I guessing

>My biggest dream is to be abducted by aliens
>My biggest dream is to learn a cat human language

>>680155851
Pick one aint real

>>680155000
Come on gents...mah numbers

>>680155735
but russia is the bees knees, why flee motherland?

>>680155924
First one is the truth .
i know because it's mine too.

>>680155924
Second one....I'd love to be abducted to bro

>I named my dog Alastor
>I stabbed someone and left them for dead

>>680154749
This is erotic either way

>>680155924
both fag dreams tho

>>680155990
Persecuted by the army since age 18.

>20y/o

1.I'm going to be a pro gamer
2.I'm a virgin

>>680156065
thats like the most bitchin name ever

>I fuck bitches every night
>I browse /b/ every night

>>680156147
First one mate....

>>680156083
GTA doesnt count, faggot

>>680156083
traitor

>>680156204
First one m8....

>>680156254
sure thing basement dwelling cuck

>living in the first world country and shit is cash
>living in a second world country and cash is shit

>I'm Hitler reincarnated
>Stevie Wonder didn't see the punch coming

>han shot first
>greedo shot first

>>680156525
Hur dur let me answer this one!
>retarded edge fag one
Yeah Hitler wouldn't be browsing b

>I am still a virgin
>I have aids

>I regularly have sex with my mother
>I regularly have sex with my aunt

>>680152319
>I once walked through a wall
>I like tomatoes

>>680155933
>>680155000
No one?

>>680155781
Almost!
>In 1990 I was in the Gulf War with the FFL
>Suddenly there was a bright flash - training kicked in and we all threw ourselves down, feet towards the flash, and counted
>Shockwave hit us, we leapt up and began measuring the height of the mushroom cloud.
>25-30 kiloton blast, distance of about 2 miles
>s we start to radio in a nuclear detonation report hear emergency signal - the US had found a fuel and ammunition depot and hit it with a fuel-air bomb
>Get back in our vehicles, head on
1993
>Been out of the military and back home about 4 months
>FWB invited me to join her at a swingers' party, figure why not?
>everyone wears masks
>Rules are simple. One girl is really, really hot. 5' tall, about 90 lbs but with c cups
>Refuses to let me touch her, won't even speak to me
>Fine, I bang my friend and another girl, then we leave
>year later visiting my sister she gets drunk
>Tells me the girl I tried to fuck was her - she came with a friend
>She recognized my voice

>>680156808
First one mate...

>>680156808
stupid murrican paper walls

>>680152319
> I am a normie
> I love Shrek

>rap music is ok
>I am a billionaire

>Im a muslim who hates niggers

>Im a nigger who hates muslims

>>680156830
Respect, boht were true? If not Damn I bet that explosion was awesome

>>680157025
can i hab some cash?

>>680157027
First one mate....

>have rich parents that aren't snobby fucks

>I fight crime every night because shit city with shit cops

>>680152319
>I'm hetero
That one is the lie.

>i am a nigger
>i like jews

>>680157084
I did think I had been nuked
I *almost* fucked my sister

>>680152319
>I always lie
>I always tell the truth

>>680157241
Ah ok good, it was a lot and I haven't slept in a couple days. Damn I wish I could've seen that blast...

>Im a rocket scientist
>Im an actor

>I never missed a day of high school
>I'm a closet homosexual

>>680157425
nigga i never missed a day either!

>I masterbated in my 6th grade classroom to the girl that sat across from me.
>I look at girls hands to see how my dick would fit in their hands.

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>I'm interested in arts
>I'm interested in computer science

>>680156881
Yep, only once, never again. Most bizarre thing to ever happen to me. Two connecting rooms with a hallway between them, I was running and slipped and went through the wall. Turned around and the wall was solid behind me.

One minute in one room, the next minute in the other.

-Ive served for 2 army's as a mercenary
-I sucked Lemmy kilmisters dick back in 1990.

>>680157526
I got a trophy at graduation. It's also what I say when everyone has to go around the room and say "something interesting about yourself" on the first day of a new semester

>8 inch dick
>not a virgin

This one is fucking sad

>>680157197
First one is a lie, you like Jews because you are a Jew

>>680156775
first one is lie

>>680157722
i got nothing tho

> girl showed me titties irl just to see my bicep
> am a virgin

>>680157163
welcome batman

>>680152319
>me and gf are together because she accidently gave me herpes
>im a pretty big thief

>>680152319

>once got a whole hairbrush (bristles and all) within my anus
>I eat raw chillies all day which makes me scared to touch my pneus.

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>>680154935
>hic detected

>i have a foot fetish and gf is not into it
>i have an armpit fetish and no gf

Timothy Leary is my great-grandfather.

I have never been to Canada.

>>680157571
everyone does the hand thing dude

>>680158587
i dont, and i dont get the point

>>680158539

>my great grandfather is Harold Lloyd
>I have two great uncles who are still part of an IRA offshoot

>the thread is dead
>the thread is not dead

>>680158920
Second

>this thread is just the five of us
>there is less then five people here

>I am happy with how my life is going.

>I want to try to smoke so I can slowly die but I fail miserably every time i breath in the chemicals.

>have a huge schlong
>have a great amount of friends

>>680159452
both false

>graduated
>am 18 y/o

>>680158365
first is true?

>>680157809
i say 2nd is true

>>680160511
second is true

>>680159692
>HMMM LET ME GUESS

clear as fuck, not like the smoke you try to inhale

>>680156987
>4chan
>normie
2nd is true

>>680154372
Marry me

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>I post in /r9k/ prentending to be a poor NEET despite being an alpha with great inheritance
>I work in triple A game studio and post accurate information regardin the games we develop on /v/ & /vg/

>>680155177
Atom bomb is fake

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>>680154488

>>680154032
So... You fucked your Mum?

>>680156235
sadly you're wrong

>>680160576


2nd sadly. Bristles are a bitch.