Story time /b/
>be me
>be in prison
>have no family or friends
>prison has store
>awwshitfrostedcinnabuns.webm
>need outside source to send money for store tickets
>fuckme.png
>cell mate is raging fag lord, but he's cool
>also his mommy and daddy are rich as fuck
>feeling really sad I can't get a frosted cinnabun
>flame king cell buddy feels bad
>"hey anon, don't cry, I'll give you one of my tickets"
>hooooly shit queers are fucking gangsta nigga
>give him a NON GAY HUG!!!
>I'm not gay
>joyfully skip across Gen pop, everyone is cheering me on as I get closer to that sweet cinnabun
Continue?
>>680147388
yes please
supprised he was so good to you :O
hope it gonna be a happy story :')
>>680147388
Bring on the gay
>>680147388
Cont.
>tears in my eyes
>I haven't been this happy in a long time
>clean crisp prison air flowing through my hair
>I can see the store counter
>"CAN I HAVE ONE CINNABUN PLEASE" I roared in joy
>cop fag hands me my prize
>happiness get
>on my way back to Gen pop
>as I'm opening the treat I wheep in joy
>"hey faggot"!
>ohshitisthatwhoithinkits.png
>yep, big nig tim
>this is one jacked nigger and I heard he raped a guy once
>"wtf do you want big nig Tim"?!
>>680147814
:O
sheeiit
what do?
>>680147814
I really hope he gets to eat his cinnabon
Niggers ruin everything
You can't keep us hanging like this, dinosaur walker.
>>680147814
Cont.
>big nig Tim glares at me "I heard you got your frosty cum cake"
>"yeah I finally did it, I'm so happy"
>big nig Tim smiles at me "give it to me"
>fuckoffnigger.jpg
>I turn to run
I'm not bitch, just fuck that guy you would run too
>grabs me by the back of my collar
>God damn niggers and their black speed
>I get thrown to the found backwards
>the cinnabun falls
>I can't believe it, I didn't even take one bite
>big nig Tim whips out his monster cock and fucking PISSES on the cinnabun
>the fucking porch monkey didn't even want it
>I am so filled with rage, but I'm not about to get my butt filled with chocolate semen, so I stay quiet
>"I'll cya round bitch ass nigga, show more respect next time punkass
>wailing in rage
>sick of this nigger I got to get back to cupcake lord back at the cell
>>680148261
Cont.
>I get up filled with rage
>I sprint back to my cell
>flamemaster 5000 asks me where the cinnabun is
>"big nig Tim fucking pissed on it"!
>rainbow blaster can't even comprehend how that was even a thing that happened
>of course there was only one way to handle this
>we have to murder big nig tim
>faggot cell mate agrees that's the most logical solution,that jungle bunny pissed on my fucking cinnabun
>we need a team, a team that won't get raped by monster nigger dick
>thingishugeman.jpg
>faggot runs around blowing some guys to convince them to join us
>team of 4 assembled
>"I thought you sucked off half of Gen pop"!!
>fucking faggot roommate replies with semen breath "I did, these were the only 2 that agreed, you didn't say I can't suck people who said no"
>let me tell ya fucking gays are absolutely useless
>come up with genius plan to inject the nigger with drain all
>flame lord sucks some more dick and gets supplies
>we have to get him in the shower, the guys huge he will slip easy and we will get our life cure in him
>>680148431
>you didn't say I can't suck people who said no
>>680148431
bell air inc
so. fucking. sad
>>680148431
Cont.
>the day has finally come
>big nig Tim will die today
>I will finally taste a cinnabun piss free
>guards hate the nigger and heard about our plan, offer me cinnabun if mission complete
>awwwwwwyeee.jpg
>enter shower
>people everywhere
>spot the beast
>itsgotimeladies.gif
>all 4 of us sprint at him from behind
>we crash him into the wall face first
>he's still standing
>I forgot niggers don't use soap he didn't slip
>everyone runs out of the shower room including 2 recruits
>fucking queers
>look to cell mate
>forearm grab and nod
>"I love you anon"
>"I love you too man"
>battle cry engage!
>big nig Tim swipes us both to the side with one movement of his mighty nigger arms
>both hit our heads
>flameking is knocked out cold
>pleasedontrapeme.jpg
>we weren't even close
>I never got that cinnabun
>big nig Tim kneels next to my head
>nigger dick next to my face
>mfw I knew I was about to become gay
>mfw he runs his fingers through my hair
>mfw he whispers in my ear, "I'm Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
>>680148649
bump
omg omg omg omg
>>680148649
did you get a cinnabun?
>>680149156
You could say that
>>680148649
meh.
bump
>>680148649
A bait and switch doesn't work if nobody believes your story in the first place.
You dumb nigger.
>>680150171
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.