Need to kill myself /b/
I'm thinking of "charcoal-burning suicide"
burning charcoal in a confined area and dying from monoxide poisoning
There isn't too much information on the internet about it does anyone know what kind of charcoal I use and any other tips?
anyone?
>>680145594
That sounds like somebody is trolling you.
Wouldn't the coals need some O2 to keep burning?
>>680145594
Well, any kind will do, but if you want to go out with traditional class and a price that can't be beat; l suggest Kingsford Brand charcoal briquettes. Slow burning for an even heat, just breathe it in and fall asleep. Or.... you could not be a bitch and face your problems utilizing the living supercomputer between your ears. Doesn't matter to me either way.
>>680145594
You could fuck up and end up in some weird veggie coma for the next 50 years. Don't do it. Plus, you could burn down your house and kill everyone else. Think.
>>680147593
I was gonna do it in my car
disposable barbecues on the back seats
>>680147675
Go to an emergency room and tell them you are suicidal and have a plan. They will help you.
>>680148224
I don't want to be helped, I want to be dead
Guys how does the charcoal actually give off the CO? Do I just need to get it smouldering? and then close myself in and go to sleep?
>>680148333
it givess it off by burning duh
Coal burns by combustion, using up O2 and converting it into CO. When all of the oxygen in the room is used ,theoretically it will all be replaced with carbon monoxide, the coal will stop burning and you will slip into a forever sleep. The end.
>>680148627
Sounds perfect
I was going to use my car but upon reflection I don't think it will be air tight enough
any suggestions?
You dont have to wait for all the O2 to be replaced. CO is toxic because it replaces O2 in your blood and O2 can't replace it back so even if there is O2 in the room it doesn't help you. CO sticks to your blood cells until the cells are replaced which takes up to 4 months.
>>680148907
so a car will work? doesn't need to be airtight?
>>680148804
why not use car exhaust... why kill yourself?
>>680149003
I heard that isn't reliable with any cars newer than like the 80's, my car is from 2002
Are you bipolar op?
>>680149003
And as for why I'm mentally ill and I don't want to deal with it any more
Or you could go out a legend and skull some bleach like a fucking an hero. Or get a tank of helium inhale that shit and pass out
connect a hose or something from the exhaust pipe to the inside of the car, clase all the windows sit back and relax
>>680149060
Borderline personality disorder, it's ruined my life dude
Don't have a future worth seeing out
Hey op, what about helium? Just inhale and faint.
>>680148224
Don't do this unless you want to be owned by the state.
how about getting so fucking wasted with drugs and alcohol you get a stroke or some shit
>>680149126
Or just don't do it fam, 100% sure someone cares and there is no "future worth seeing out" it's what you make it man, you can make it worth seeing out, don't be a bitch boy
>>680149283
I've read a lot of things about that not working
Charcoal seems peaceful.
I'm going to get some charcoal smouldering in a disposable grill or maybe 2
sit them on the back seats of my car, and then listen to some music and fade away
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIEES
OP FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY DON'T LISTEN TO THESE FAGGOTS TELLING YOU NOT TO.
>>680149579
You are an evolutionary failure.
>>680145594
post visa front and back if youre legit gonna do it
>>680149649
*tips fedora*
>>680145594
If you're serious about suicide just purchase some cyanide from an online jewlers and eat it. You'll be dead in minutes. No turning back, buy, receive, eat, sit, die.
Make sure you really wanna die tho
>>680146770
the O2 in the confined space is slowly running out and being replaced with carbon monoxide
>>680149878
"LOL this kid values human life, what a faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDD" fucking settle down you edgy cunt
>>680145594
>There isn't too much information on the internet about it does anyone know what kind of charcoal I use and any other tips?
Leave a note on the bathroom door. Don't burn the fucking house down. As in use a cast iron hibachi or something. And light the coals OUTDOORS, asshole. Bring in a live one when it's lit. Disable any CO alarms.
Now, lemme ask you, little Anon... why precisely do you want to kill yourself? Are you 90 years old? With pancreatic cancer? Or are you some butthurt heartbroken teenager feeling sorry for yourself WHEN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS IN FRONT OF YOU?
Waah. I feel sad. I'll kill myself. Well, come on, make a fucking effort. Seriously. You want a hug?
>>680150007
How can you buy cyanide from a jeweler?
>>680145594
you just get a brazier and light a legit fire. then put it out and put it in a closed room and go to sleep.
Poor people die doing this trying to stay warm
>>680146770
a person will suffocate before hot embers do...
>>680145594
>born as a burger
>die like a burger
I love this country