What if you tie a c4 to a boomerang, will it be an amazing deadlly throw weapon?

I could never leave lol

>>680144393
It'd probably be too heavy.

>>680144189
I definetely stay with her and help her through that. She's my main reason to still believing in this rotten world.

Sorry for my shitty english

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>>680144393
Well considering boomerangs come back to you I see a new suicide attempt in your future.

>>680144621
answers both questions - +1

>>680144189
Marry her fast so I get her stuff once she kicks the bucket.

>>680144189
10/10 would not call

>>680144189
Damn... You're a real piece of shit aren't you? Just leave her. You've already proven you can't and won't be of any help for her.

>>680144966
But I would marry the girl...and take an aggressive life insurance policy out on her sadly...

Id stay with her, she the first person i have really connected with. Plus her family is loaded so theres that.

would you rather pee in your shower or shower in your pee

are we talking terminal cancer here, or we talking appendix cancer. Also is this waifu-GF or side-GF. We need details, man. The scope of this all changes.
>if waifu-gf then you stay no questions asks. If you wouldn't stay, then she is obviously not waifu material
>appendix cancer wtf

I would treat it exactly the same as if she didn't have cancer. So probably hang around for 6 months and then break up.

>>680144189
Do wives count? Mine was diagnosed 6 weeks ago. We have kids. Standing beside her was an incredibly easy decision. I took my vows. To those thinking about marrying to gain the life insurance they would get her to take, once diagnosed you're not gonna get any extra coverage. Sorry to disappoint.

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>>680144189

Current gf has bowel cancer, shit's been tough but she has been having treatment for the past year. I've had thoughts of straying away and I think any normal person would, it's not a nice thing to hear but shit happens and you've got to man up sometimes.

>>680145321
My friend died of cancer a few years ago, it started in his appendix

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What do we want to make you so wet for the paintball guns in my house? Nigger

I would tell her to get off /b/

>>680145715
What the fuck? Did you post in the wrong thread or...

>>680145056
sadly that negates your good intent

>>680144189
Am i the one paying all the mecial bills?
If yes,im bailing
If no, fuck her every day till shes chemo mode

>>680146073
Because that just kinda says that she's going to die...and that she will not make it...can't say gladly either....it's sad....very sad...

>>680144189
Yes you really love stay with that girl but yes you don't love and you these with she by sex leave her,simple.

Hearth 200% open OP.

>>680146073
But I would make her feel like a queen until she does pass...if she does...if not...holy Fuck that's 100 better

>>680145404
>bowels
>shits been tough
kek

>>680144189

I would have the tumor removed from my right hand.

>>680145520
didn't have money to get it removed or some shit? idk shit about anatomy, but im pretty sure appendix is used for fuck all.

>>680144189
>lost phone
>call us

wut

>>680144189
I would stay with her. I had cancer a few years ago and it's likely I'll get it again.

>>680146600
Nice dub dubs, also kek I was thinking the same thing

>>680146563
Appendix is assumed to have been used for some sort of filtering,similar to the liver.It has no use and has no function in any one

>>680146600
>use mothers phone

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>>680146503

>>680144189
id hustle walter white style
not meth, but anything, really
maybe stealy wheely auto mobiley

>>680146600
You call your own phone dickhead, that way you're verified as the owner.

I started dating this girl about 2 weeks ago. She has cancer. She is the best girlfriend I have ever had and I would do anything for her. She makes me so fucking happy and has changed everything for me.

Ask me anything, really. Not trolling.

>>680146687
ye that's my point. If it's used for fuck all, just get that shit surgically removed. So either what happened to
>>680145520
is either his friend didn't have money for treatment, or cancer spread before, and just happened to start in appendix.

>>680146801
and how would you call your phone when you have no phone? dipshit

>>680146886
>use your mothers phone

>>680146886
Payphone? Friends? Family? Landline? Idiot.

>>680145715

wat

>>680146600
>not having a landline at home

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this hurts muh feelings stay with that bitch

you guys are saying all this shit but I guarantee if it was the other way round you would be begging for them to stay and then crying when they leave calling them bitches and wondering how anyone could do this to someone

Stay with her until the end, maybe even marry her before she dies. She's the best person ever and would probably do the same for me.

>what would you do if you had unlimited money?

Too much for you? kill yourself

if you love her you will stay, if you leave you deserve the cancer

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>>680147233
>paying for a landline
>not saving all the money you can so you can spend it on more useless shit than a landline

>>680147367
>chemo guy at the bar.
>tell women story
>empethy takes over
>fucking orgy

>>680147400
invest it to get more

ITT:Beta men that will never get a women,so they have fantasies of women being superior so they turn submissive

I love how /b/ is always portrayed as hateful, racist and misoginistic but this thread pretty much proves we're really all loyal and loving people.

>>680144189
I'd propose to her

Hypothetical question: would you rather fuck your gf in your mother's body, or your mother in your gf's body?

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my foster mum had cancer when I was 14, was some pretty heart breaking shit seeing what it+the chemo was doing to her
that was the 3rd time she had it
she lived

>mfw theres people who die from cancer the first time

step your game up

>>680147827

mother in gf's body. As long as she doesn't say anything you can just pretend it's your girlfriend, plus your mom gets to enjoy a good ramming.

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I Have that Background pic saved

>>680148088
no fuckin way
what are the chances of someone having this EXACT hentai pic seeing this thread?

oh wait its /b/
100%

>>680148088
You Mother fucker.....

>>680144189
is this bait? would you be imprisoned?

All love ends in separation or death. As you age more people in your zone will die.

Your call in how much to emotionally invest, but you can't avoid the death.

Buddhists understand dukha and impermanence. So should the rest of us.

I'd be a dick to her until she makes me leave.

My family would be all like "why aren't you visiting your girlfriend anymore?" Then I'd say "she dumped me."

I would stay, I was pretty close to be paralysed due to a back injury and my fiancee stuck by me, made my life amazing during my darkest moment. As it is I am not paralysed but at the time we had no idea. Bitch is amazing no lie, aside from all the jokes and abuse a good women is worth keeping and respecting even the most. Alpha male isn't immortal and when u realise your not it can be fucking scary. Couldn't have made it without her, also she got big ol titties

>>680149682
>also she got big ol titties

thats all you needed to say anon

thats all you needed to say...

If we get back together we are taking taking break no I would stick beside her. I have a rare genetic disorder called f.a.p fsmilial adenomotous palyposis syndrome an develop cancer places mostly the digestive tract.

She got me threw mine I will help her threw anything she will let me. Right now she wants to learn to help herself tho so...

If we get back together we are taking taking break no I would stick beside her. I have a rare genetic disorder called f.a.p familial adenomotous palyposis syndrome an develop cancer places mostly the digestive tract. Also sometimes lungs and brain.

She got me threw mine I will help her threw anything she will let me. Right now she wants to learn to help herself tho so...

>>680150505

>threw

start reading books you moron

I'd temporally try to lower my sex drive with drugs and alcohol

>>680150737
Auto correct my bad b/ro on my phone.

>>680150505
>I have a rare genetic disorder called f.a.p

yeah I bet you do you fucking pervert

>>680150883
Lol I know it's Funny name right I did not find it funny at first took a long time to laugh about it.

>>680146600
underage, enjoy your ban

>>680144189

Go through it.

She is my girl, not some chick I'm fucking, and there's a reason for that.

For me, it'll be a period in my life that will one of the hardest ever. For her in means dignity and an easier death, and end to her life that doesn't need to be lonely.

Any other choice and the girl was wasted on you.

>>680151576
ban, enjoy your underage

>>680144189
Let me say this. If I was a girl in a loving relationship, and I found out I had cancer, I'd be devostated.
But if, on top of having cancer, my boyfriend left me BECAUSE i had cancer, that would be even fucking worse.

Obviously I would not leave her. I'd live through it with her and accompany her until either: she dies with me at her death bed, or she survives and we get married, and find out that we actually hate eachother, but we can't break up because we already have a kid, so I'm stuck with this person forever and my life is falling apart.

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>>680144189
There is no fucking way i'm loosing my girl over a stupid ass cancer. Not only would i stay, but i would kick that little cancer sorry ass in oblivion.

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>>680148088
chekd und kekd