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>>680136825
Don't you ever get bored?

Is it just one person making these threads? Holy fucking shit that is some dedication

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Woah nice! Another one of these threads!

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How interesting...

>>680137126
Like a dedication to ignoring half of a book you claim to live by?

>>680136825
I don't believe in fairy tales, is all.

>>680136825
Is it the same fag posting it everyday?
Because that's some dedication.

>>680137269
Ignoring something doesn't take dedication you ding dong

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>>680136825
eh there are alot of agnostics, and atheists that were deeply religious who find themselves not believing in a religion or a high power

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>>680136825
YOU POSTED THE UGLY CHILD AGAIN THUNDERCUNT.
I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A MINESHAFT AND DIE.

>>680137408
Yeah good point

wack ass phrasing like "nourish yourself on the truth of this book" is probably one of the reasons people think you're deluded

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YOU ARE ALL NIGGERS

I've read it. Cover to cover. Still an atheist. It was shit. Apart from Proverbs 17:12 which advises not to bother arguing with religious people.

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>>680137696

>>680136825
>Would you complain about the food at a restaurant you've never been to?
Probably, given the right circumstances.

Like, if the restaurant was uttery filthy. And the menu was like "crocodile testicles in mustard jelly" and shit. And everyone who ate there said it sucked.

Then I'd probably not feel compelled to "try it myself".

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It is not all shit. It's kind of an interesting book. Especially the ending, but there's some other nifty parts in there too.

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NEGGERS, FRIED NEGGERS WITH WAFFLES AND OJ

Why do all of these atheist bait threads use the same image? Don't you think you'll get more replies if people don't know it's bait before they even get to the thread

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That girl has suck a fucking smackable, irritating face though.

As soon as you see her face it brings the "annoyed" level of the thread right to 10.

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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEGGS?!?!?!?!?!
WITH NIGGER CHEESE AN oNOINS?!?!?!?!?!

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>>680136825
Come on, stop your fucking bait neckbeard atheist

That cancer guy is trying to make the people think ill of the christians by pretending to be on and be boring as fuck

Seriously get a life dipshit

Jesus was created after 70AD to pacify rebellious messianic Jews. The Gospels are a typological satire of events as recorded by Josephus in his "Wars of the Jews." Over 25 parallel events between the Gospels and Wars, with characters that share the same names, happening in the same geographical locations, that all occur IN SEQUENCE in both narratives. The events in the gospels always being a joke of what Josephus records in "wars." The combination of these typological events prove the gospels and Wars had combined authorship. The fact the gospels are a satire of events from "Wars" proves the events of the gospels were created after those described in "Wars," they also prove Jesus was a fictional creation.

Example:
Jesus, at the beginning of his ministry, at the sea of Galilee, tells men to follow him, and they'll be made "fishers of men"

Titus, during his first military command, at the sea of Galilee, after defeating rebels led by a Jesus, orders his men to follow him, and spear defeated Jews floating in the lake, thus turning his men into literal "fishers of men."

Another example:
Jesus, the son of Mary, at passover, in Jerusalem, orders his followers to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood. A sacrificial lamb for gentiles.

Mary, at passover, in a besieged Jerusalem, slays her son in the manner of a sacrificial lamb, roasts him and consumes him as her passover sacrifice. A "byword to the world" as she puts it, part of a speech she gives much more appropriate for Jesus than the plight of her son.

Following that, Acts and Paul's epistles combined with Tacitus' "annals" provides ANOTHER 25 parallels between the holy spirit and Domitian Flavius.

In addition, the early history of Christianity is intimately linked to the Flavians in a number of ways. The first recorded pope was a Flavian, as are most of the first non-biblical saints. The oldest Christian cemetery in the world bears the name of a Flavian. Constantine also had the Flavius family name.

>>680136825
Fucking topkek
Guaranteed more atheists have read more of the Bible than Christians.

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NEGGERS NEEDS TO STFU!
ARE BE TO THE RIGHT INTO MOOSE WITH HAPPY BANANA!!!!111

>>680136825
Arr fuck you're killing me

>>680137696
Mom said that I'm not a nigger

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>>680136825
I have it on good authority, as well as my own research, that the bible is not the 5 star restaurant you claim it to be :^)

Listen, I have no choice but to reject the bible.
I tried to attend church, but the moment I walk under a cross all I can hear is some ear-piercing screech with what almost sounds like human screams, it persists until I leave.

So I tried reading a bible, but every bible I've ever held very quickly gets too hot to touch and I don't know why but regardless of which language I try to read it in, I always see indechipherable tekst in sharp, angular glyphs.

Any help as to why this all is?

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No seafood, no figs, wine tastes like water. 4 thumbs down

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REALLY THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID WHEN I WAS FUCKING HER BRAINS OUT IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!

>>680139227
>wine tastes like water
Topkek

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Has someone got their cranky pants on today?

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THEY TOO TIHT FOR BALLS, BUT PENIS NOT EVEN FEEL PANTOS!!!!!!111

>>680140116
That's a shame, i hate it when my penis not even feel pantos as well.

>>680140386
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME?!?!?! BITCH NEGGORUS?!?!! I HAVE YOU KNOW AUTIST AND CAPS AT TOP CLASS. HAVE 300 CONFIRMED NEGGERS AND SMELL MY FINJER NEGG????
MY PANTOS SMELL MORE THAN YOU!!!!1111

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Kek

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ALL OF YOU R PENOR IN PANTOS, NICHT ES GO TOUCHEN IN MEINE HOSEN!!!!11

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Nice reference though

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>implying other peoples' opinions and reviews of something are invalid and only your own view on something matters

Fucking theists.