Your point?

no way brisbane is the sickest

3000 checking in. I see a lot of foreigners!

Except we have Malcolm Cuckbull

>>680135597
>melbourne
>good
pick one

>>680136102
Brisbane is possibly the worst city in the entire world.

>>680135597
Newy

>>680137770
>not liking Melbourne
>liking yourself
pick one

>>680135597
But we are being invaded by 3rd world trash

What do we do about slowly losing our identity and the welfare bogan epidemic?

sorry ausfags but you pussies are scared of Left 4 Dead, not that great a country.

Because they make NZ look good when we beat you in the world cup ;) #stilltoosoon?

>>680138753
left for dead is your life? Living in a shit country so you can play a game in a more gory setting.
i hope you are trolling.

>>680138613
Yeah, not really. Exaggerated political football. That's what happens when you live in a lucky country, politicians create bogeymen to get angry about. You probably believed that Abbot 'stopped the boats' too.

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Yeahhhhh bro go New Zealand!

>>680138729
see my post---->>>680138960

>>680135597
Melbourne's shit mate no one recognises your most liveable city 4 years running cock splash

Need Bob Hawke, Sir Donald Bradman and Ned Kelly riding around on Phar Lap to fix this place

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>>680139040
Not OP.
I've lived in Brisbane, Sydney, Perth and Melbourne, as well as several regional cities/towns, and Melbourne outstrips them all in ease, affordability, culture, aesthetics, social-life. Melbourne is THE best city in Australia and certainly one of the nicest places to live in the world. This is objectively true.

>>680139355
I kekked.

>>680139355
'In a city like Sydney, a $185,000 family income is not especially high, certainly it's not going to give you a particularly lavish life by any means,' Mr Abbott said.

Is this correct?

Hey is it Centrelink day tomorrow? Can one of you put my form in for me?

>>680138903
I haven't touched Left 4 Dead in years, it's an alright game. That wasn't the point. The game isn't even gory. And if that is enough to get BANNED in your country then you all just look retarded

>>680138442
Yep, its a shithole.

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checkos meine dubbos gringo
also sydney is a shithole
i cant fucking stand the place

>>680139668
You can own a nice townhouse in Queens, New York for the price of a shitty suburban cottage in the extreme west of Sydney. If Sydney was in any other country, nobody would live there.

I cant stand british and Australian accent

>>680140645
I may have to move to Sydney for work which is why I was wondering

>>680137098
But surely this didn't come as a surprise to you when you moved into the middle of Melbourne.

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>>680139668
me and my wife bring in about $140,000
we live in a shitty house out in the extreme west of sydney, an hours drive to anything worth going to. We can afford holidays every year and live comfortably but only because we live in cheapish housing. $185,000 might mean a slightly nicer house in a litlle bit nicer suburb but nothing more.

also chek'um!

>>680135597

Ausfags shitposting again........

>>680138532
how does it feel to be the bleeding heart capital Melfag?

>>680140645
Friend just sold his house in Fairfield for 1.6 and one in St Clair for 800+ and moved to southern France lol

>>680140772
so sorry to hear that, honestly i am so fucking sorry how can we ever make it up to you cunt?

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>>680140929
Amerifag offering his "opinions" again

>>680141172

I live in Melbourne dumbass

>>680140826
Ok, I am in a position to negotiate salary. What do you think I should aim for to have a good quality of life in sydney?

>>680138960
You're right, 25000 people have landed within our shores over the last 3 years and there is a giant conspiracy covering up the billions it costs taxpayers that both sides of the govt agree to not disclose. Also, vaccines are created by 'big pharma' to keep us all poor and sick.

>>680135597
>1. Melbourne is the world's most livable city 4 consecutive years in a row.
>2. Melbourne is the sports capital of the world, more top level sporting events than anywhere else
Melbourne is a city ya dumb cunt.
fuck off back to bed with ya sis.

>>680141269
I think the median house price is 900k these days?
I lived in Canada for years and got a fucking shock at how spendy Aus is when I came back

>>680140484
Sydney is even worse than Brisbane

>>680135597
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/melbourne-loses-the-worlds-best-gong/story-fni0fit3-1226886922225

http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/london-remains-sporting-capital-world

fuck ya
faggot

>>680137473
I fucking hate the cunt for no real reason. I just feel that deep down he's a black hearted, piece of clit

>>680140969
Is that supposed to be question, is it?
First of all I don't live in Melbourne.
How does it feel to identify with the political cliches of the place you live in, instead of just living there?

>>680139476
Night life is at it's peak over there as well. I head down from Syd once a year for a piss up with the cuzziez

Aussies are cunts

>>680141298
You seem confused. But that's a redundant point.

>>680141435
We're all rich motherfuckers

>>680141975
Be interesting to know what cunt of a place you come from cunt

>>680142013
Yeah, we're so rich that there's no incentive to start a business because nobody has any disposable income to be your customer.

>>680142198
My guess is he comes from Australia.

>>680142013
Yeah no worries if you have some skills and get off your ass, I worked in the Yukon now Im at a mine in NSW called Cadia, I go ok

>>680142322
True it takes a cunt to know a cunt i guess

>>680140793
Melbfag here. My main office is in Sydney and I fly there twice a week for work. Won't live there simply because the real estate prices are beyond fucking stupid.

IT'S HAPPENING

THE DARK LORD HAS UPLOADED A NEW VIRAL VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHNBuVGR3E

>>680142625
You can stick both your fkn airports up your arse Melbfag

>>680138442
fucking lol

>>680142815
Fly to Avalon they say....

>>680142625
yeah, looked at a few houses north of the bay (whatever its called) and ones that compared to what I live in now were like $2.5 - $3m. fuck

>>680142967
What a cunt hole of a middle of fucking nowhere f airport fucking Avalon is.. Might as well drive to Canberra and fly from there.

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>>680143158
how much would you like?
I just transferred $50, is that enough or do you want more?

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>>680143158
Not your reverse nypa

>>680135597
Melbourne is a total shit hole. It's full of hipsters and overgrown emo/scene kids in the mid to late twenties.
While we do have very low greenhouse emissions compared to the rest of the world, per person we have one of the largest carbon footprints.

>>680143350
At least it's not just bogan shit cunts like Brisbane

>>680143427
I've only ever been to Brisbane once and I didn't really understand all the hype around it. It sucked so much but there was a few nice restaurants.

>>680143427
Also,
>Frankston.

>>680143350
>Muh carbon planet rape
>Too many hipsters in that city

Get your head str8 m8

>>680143671
Highest carbon footprint per person.
Every other country signed the Kyoto protocol before us bar the US.
Australia just started growing pot for cash under the 'it's legal somewhere else and. It will make us money..

Fkn australia

>>680143671
Is that seriously the best reply you could come up with?
Per person we are a very dirty country, that's fact.
Melbourne is well known to be the hipster Hotspot of Australia. Just look at how many faggy cafes are around.
Why do you have to get so much sand in your vagina when someone disagrees with you? Did mummy give you too much attention?

>>680143539
>>680143577
Melbourne is still an actually city at least.
Brisbane is so small it is ridiculous, maybe that's what people like about it but not me. Even I know about Frankston, we might not have anything that bad but there is Woodridge, Kingston also the Gold Coast is near by, don't even get me started on that.

>>680144086
What do you care how many cafes and hipsters are around? Live your life. Hipsters will grow out of it (hopefully) and cafes are places to get coffee in a free market that apparently likes coffee. You're the one with sand in the crack.

>>680144015
And this carbon footprint means?

>>680144417
All I did was point out the fact that Melbourne has a lot of hipsters, nothing more. You're the one that decided to take issue with an observation.

>>680144316
I have never been to the Gold Coast and don't plan on going there either.
I hate cities in general. I grew up in the country but I'm stuck in Canberra at the moment due to Uni.

its a fucking hole. dont come here.

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>>680135597

Best country: ITALY

1. no limits on alcohol - as a 7 year old I was sent at 9pm to local supermarket to buy a scotch whisky bottle for my father's birthday. No one complained.

2. sports: on Sunday afternoons, you can go on your balcony and shout "ARRRRRGGHHH!! GOAAAAL!!!!" like an obsessed on acids, and no one would call cops. Maybe someone replies shouting "FAGGOOOOOTTT!", and someother shouts "GOOAAALLLL!!! GROWWWWLLL!" as well.

3. when answering the phone, you can use NSFW words: "hey, retard, how do you do? does your gay butthole still hurt after you heard about yesterday's third goal?" - not even grandma would have to complain.

4. trains: if you're late, you'll catch it anyway. Nuff' said.

5. people love to laugh at anything. If someone is coming to beat the shit out of you, you may escape your fate shouting something like: "hey, if you deposit a turd on that shitcolored car, no one would notice".

6. while on fb and tv people show themselves as SJW animal-friendly feminazi anti-racist, you can kick the shit out of your dog while shouting "hey, fat niggadog gaydog jewdog, stop asking me for more violence!" - people would stop by to watch you, then positively comment and even applause.

7. smoking is prohibited almost everywhere, but noone will ever enforce it. Ever. Anyways, if someone sees you smoking, be fastquickready to answer "sorry, I have no more cigarettes, this was the last one".

8. people rarely feel insulted by anything. If you actually want to insult someone, tell him "hey, fanboi, your iPhone is a shitty last-year turd".

9. no matter how furious your enemy is - if you tell him "hey, that's a bar, let's have a coffee" you will be in peace with him until two mins after sipping those Italian strong coffees.

10. everyone thinks that McDonalds, Chinese restaurants and similar shit is a gay thing for retarded faggots. If you want to have a real dinner, you'll find pizzerias and trattorias and osterias every 100 meters in every city.

>>680144777
Despite your trips you are wrong. Consult your nearest psychiatrist as soon as possible.

>>680144983
Is Canberra as bad as everyone says? Personally I'd live in either Brisbane or Melbourne. I live about 45min away from the city so the isolation kind of gets to me sometimes, that might be why I like cities. Fuck Sydney, the people are horrible and it's a bad city.

>>680136102
>brisvegas
>sickest

literally the shittest. Your city has nothing to offer compared to based sydney.

>>680145153
So basically Italy is nice because you can act like a drugged fuckwit 24/7 and nobody cares.

Aussies have a word for those people: Aboriginals.

>>680145238
as a sydneysider I'd like to say fuck you too cunt

>>680145238
It's not as bad as everyone says, but that sort of depends on what you want from your city.
Remember it's the gubernment city, most professionals there are in politics or public sector. Not a spectacular place to live but it has it's advantages.

>>680145238
canberra is a boring shithole.

There is literally NOTHING there at all and is a complete waste of time. There is a reason why the ACT is the government capital.

>>680145456
Cheers cunt

Iraqi bombing terrorists video:

https://youtu.be/6TJyq63suLA

>>680145456
Have mumy and daddy almost finished paying off your morgage yet?

Adelaide is the place to be.
Mildura is a shit hole.
Woga Woga not to bad
Melb shit driving conditions

>>680145710
Bullshit there is nothing. You either came here for a school excursion in year 5 or are a resident shut in. What are you into anon and I'll tell you what's here that you'd enjoy.

>>680145703
Fair enough

>>680135597
The whole world is a shit hole of you aren't a millionaire

>>680146136
I'm into the beach and the snow. Both of things canberra does not have.

>>680135597
>Gun laws that make some actual sense.

Mandatory confiscation, mate! Yeah!

>>680146240
So stop wingeing you cunt, Australia made your family prosperous even though you did nothing to deserve it.

gc for life

>>680146576
yeah i dont like it here, i wanna buy a house where i can moore my yacht. Sydney is too expensive to do that so thinking of moving to the gold coast.

>>680145351
sydney is raped by asians and lebs.
I'd be willing to give Melbourne the benefit of the doubt if i knew it wasn't a shit hole

>>680146136
Generally you have to pick one OR the other to live close to. You're an hour from the snow and 2 from the beach. Is that the best you can manage?

>>680138495
yesh cunt

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>>680146852
dont forget the indians

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>680138442
No lebs or asians here. I think sydney takes that award.

>>680146240
So you admit mummy and daddy pay your mortgage then buy 2 properties as investments and call tenants 'idiots' should they contribute to the repayments? You're digging yourself into a deeper hole niglet.

>>680146980
so?
maybe she had an injury or was pregnant
what the fuck, you racist or something you fucking bogan

>>680135597
Melbourne is where poor people live until they make money, become conservative because now taxation affects them and move to Sydney.

>>680147088
nice dubs
how am i digging myself into a hole cunt?

>>680147129

could have still been respectful and put down the phone.

>>680147383
maybe she was moved by the anthem and wanted to record it
what, now you have xray laser vision?
fucking racist bogan cunt kys asap

>>680145710
just got to know the places to go

>>680147535
what ever helps you sleep at night mate

>>680147028
No Asians in Brissy? are you fucking retarded? Sunnybank...

Sydney is better

>>680145219
I need a psychiatrist why exactly?

>>680135597
2449 checking in. Based aus is the promised land.

>>680145238
I really like Canberra, I mean it's a far cry from the country but it's better than Melbourne or Sydney in my opinion.
It's very spread out and I very rarely feel like I'm actually in a major city.

>>680139007
you guys are basically an extra state of aus lets be real.

>>680148049
Yeah I agree

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>>680135597
Austrailia: A country full of British Texans

>>680148203
Without the guns.

fight me m8, ill rek ya

>>680147028
>no Asians
>brisbane
Nigga you fucked up royally have you ever stepped foot in brisbane? Sunnybank/upper mount gravatt area is 80% Asians. I work in the city, and it's half asians.

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The Australian government is corrupt as fuck.

>>680147234
Referring to tenants as idiots for helping you build wealth is like a small business owner calling his employees idiots for working to make him money instead of opening their own business. They catch on you're gonna be finding turds in your oven and cum in your sink holes.

>>680147905
Only if you never leave your house after dark.

I love how clueless and idiotic Strayans are. Fuck your culture that pumps out morons.

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>>680148903
110% better than any american I've ever seen.

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>>680145153

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>>680146454
Not giving assholes guns seems to work.

>>680138753NZ is our fucking Mexico

>>680135597

We actually dicked around on the Kyoto protocol- We signed it but didn't 'ratify' it- which means we said, yeah we agree... but we aren't going to actually do anything about how much we pollute- even if we did, we export brown coal to China to fuel them- kind of like, we just export our pollution to be made somewhere else.

>>680137098

you like asians? you'll love the cbd- even been near Melbourne central after 3:30?

I'm from Australia and our gun laws are shit. I can still get what ever semi auto firearm I want on the streets but firearm license holders can use semi auto other than a pistol at the range.

Australia. One giant fucking desert. Full if the worst niggers ever. Fuck that backwards ass pile.

>>680150286
What are suicide rates for other methods other than a gun?

>>680135597
>Kyoto protocol
Australia was the last country to ratify the kyoto treaty, with the US the only country not to do so
>1.5% of global greenhouse emissions
we have 0.326% of the world's population, that's 5 times the worlds average per capita.
Also our Healthcare system isn't the best. It's decent, but there's still better systems out there

I'm a fellow ausfag and love this country, but if you're gonna go on about it at least have a decent argument.

>>680144417

no body has ever actually defined what i hipster is- I just hate cunts with beards and spectacles who trade on having a beard and spectacles... In all, yeah, Melb is a cool place, and with that come people who want to be around cool things- yes, many are Vapid cunts, but it's also cool to have people who make good coffee, make music and generally do creative things. A lot of others just want to consume the good parts. As long as they don't ponce around acting in some superior way, kinda fine with everyone here- cunts come in all shapes and sizes, just if it is what defines someone, you should clap thier heads between two bricks.

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>>680151270
Homicide and Suicide are two different things.

Op you forgot 1 thing. Aussie government is so sjw and politically correct they cant spot an invasion happening. Australia will be an islamic state within the next 20 years.

>>680135597
China

>>680151531
>we have 0.326% of the world's population, that's 5 times the worlds average per capita.
>Also our Healthcare system isn't the best. It's decent, but there's still better systems out there


With you. Also, our housing crisis with 30K homeless and 50K unoccupied houses in Melb alone, 250K 'unemployed in Vic too- Also, when the government declared anyone working over 12 hrs a week is actually 'employed' because the job stats looked so bad. our Under employment is almost 35%- the economic boom make the Aus dollar go up, so manufacturing jobs went over seas because they lost financial viability here- NOTHING filled that void. We do okay, but its complacent. we could do WAY better- instead baby boomer property speculators are on thier 10th home so nobody can afford to enter the market other than with a 30 year mortgage for some place far from where you need it to be or inheritance- greedy 'less taxes means more money for me fuck the rest' boomers fucked it all up-

>>680151891
>Op you forgot 1 thing. Aussie government is so sjw and politically correct they cant spot an invasion happening. Australia will be an islamic state within the next 20 years.

Nah, we are far too inherently racist. THey will assimilate or Cronulla beaches everywhere-

>>680152419
Dude its already happening. One example is KFC are pulling bacon from the burgers on the menu because a few muslims got offended