Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbando post
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
BUSH DID 9/11. FUCK ALL YOU GREEDY JEWS WHO TRY TO SILENCE THE TRUTH. HE SET THE CITY OF NEW YORK ABLAZE LIKE A FUCKING FIRECRACKER AS A PATHETIC EXCUSE TO KILL SAND NIGGERS FOR OIL.
1st claim
akiko claim
>>680135380
<3
>>680135429
Sorry...
Claiming bb's
>>680135289
Back with the spicy claim
>>680134816
I waited so long, collecting so many 1 cent coins just to do this. Like I said, my motto in life is
>Fuck that, I ain't quitting until I win
>>680135289
Yo Karen can we get a copy of that greentext once you're done with it? I'd love to have a memorial
Or should I compile it?
>>680135561
<3 I'm glad you're here..
Megumin claimed!
mandatory cc claim
just woke up
how is you's?
>>680135770
I wish I could be here longer...
How have you been?
>>680135784
Still lurking I see
>>680135849
Well I'm glad to have you here, how's your day going?
Alright cuties, I gotta go to bed, have a wonderful night/day everyone! :)
>>680135965
It's been fun, have a good night
>>680135713
Yep. I'm lurking in the uni now but I'll post it when I'm done.
-Karen
>>680135926
I only woke up like 20 minutes ago, so it's pretty nothing so far.
>>680135965
Goodnight Koko.
Sleep well.
Miho claimed
>>680135622
Bills of course
Off to bed. Night all!
>Hopefully my stomach gets better soon
>tfw you don't have any tabacco left
>>680136109
Too many people leaving
Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WyZ2GcdmCM
anyone like a harder limp bizkit?
>>680135965
Aww.. Goodnight! see ya tomorrow!
>>680135849
I wish you could too... :(
I've been good though! Had a really fun day today and I'm just relaxing now. I have to go sooner than you though >~< talk to me on the messenger app okay??
Goodnight everyone! See you all later n_n
>>680136079
Shieeeeeet hey Mugi
Ok guys
NEW SURVEY: Most disgusting/repulsive thing you have to deal with?
>flushing button on public urinals
No one washes their hands before pushing the flushing buttons, fucking disgusting
motion sensors ftw
>>680135926
I usually am around this time
Late claw claim
>>680135035
Only a little tipsy tbh. And I havent seen the guy for 2 years, thankfully.
>>680135429
Negative
Rory-sama claimed
>>680136109
Goodnight.
Get well soon.
>>680136194
What if I didn't like Limp Bizkit to begin with?
>>680136258
Bye Megumin!
>I'll message you soon
>>680136483
u at work?
no wait, i remember something about having a week off
i know im off for a week but i forget if you are aswell
>>680136327
My own fistula. Not going to describe or link.
>>680136194
I like when Fred did All In The Family with Korn tbh. Better days.
>>680136610
you get some ac/dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M
>>680136640
I had a day off, not the whole week
>>680136327
the mirror
>Karen
>>680136704
oh yea, that was fun
shame we dont get stuff like that anymore
>>680136738
aw
would of been fun with you for a week
>>680136327
reality
>>680136715
Better.
>>680136858
>>680136981
fuck, I didn't need feels
>>680136327
Needles
>>680137155
Seriously? Daily? If you read my greentext you'd know how mortified I am of needles
How the fuck can you stay sane like that? What is your job?
>>680136952
Well, my job is like free time so i guess it still counts
>>680136327
Cleaning animal cages.
>>680135289
Who on OP image?
>>680136952
Been listening to a lot of old Korn recently. Good stuff.
>>680137228
I give myself a needle once a fortnight. I panic when I don't know when the needle punctures my skin.
>>680137234
>tfw i have stuff planned for the week
>tfw when i wont be active in the threads
>>680137404
talking about semi old stuff
my roomate listens to alot of older bmth
i think he's trying to get me into them
>its working
>>680137357
What animals? If it's rodents then I could deal with it but have you ever cleaned out a turtle cage? Fuck
>>680137404
Holy shit I feel for you bro. I think if I had a disease that required regular injections I'd just die
>>680137228
Not daily. Just whenever anyone says anything with needles or I see needles I lose my shit.
Just going to get a flu shot makes me get super worried and stuff.
>what is your job
I don't have one kek
Going into lurk mode for a bit. Gotta pay attention here for a sec
>>680137614
>mfw Haven't had any shots in at least 7 years
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Good morning.
hello is tomoko here?
>>680137412
Damn
Well i guess i also got some reports to do this week
>>680137604
Ferrets cages are rank.
And I bet its not a fear of the needle itself, just the pain it represents. Ive fought that through lots of needles. None illegal though.
>>680137863
Morning Homu.
>>680137809
>tfw I'm forced to get shots
>>680137604
I have a snake, a spider, a gecko, and a bearded dragon. All of them except for the spider are really messy.
>gecko shit is easily one of the worst things you can smell, and snake shit comes pretty close
>>680137820
ayyyyyyyy
>>680137896
which one you looking for
Quick
Burgers or pizza
>>680137983
>snek
>lil buddy spider
Wish I had the money for pets like that.
>>680137966
Dubs of truth. Thanks Gardie-san!>>680138044
Insufficient dubs, sorry. Need 77 or higher.
>>680138091
Burgers.
>>680138079
>>680138079
whichever one has that picture from spongebob that's like "who shitposts at this time in the morning" and then it's tomoko waking up?????
>>680138079
I still don't have fresh pasta.
Got a bit going on...
fml
I will get there tho.
>>680138091
pizza
>>680138143
not me then
>>680138169
take your time
>>680138091
Hmm
That's really hard. If it's pizza from Dominos or Papa Johns then pizza > burger, but if it's burgers from Wendy's then burgers > pizza
>>680138244
oh woop sorry about that mister
Tuesday's can suck the big one.
Fuck it, pizza it is
>>680138124
They aren't particularly expensive as long as you don't have too many.
>>680138091
Pizza.
>>680138336
ill be gone soon enough so no problem
I have to go to work now, I'll be here occasionally.
Bye guys.
>>680138559
Bye Galko!
Satsuki CLAIMED.
>>680138628
>not even going to do it himself.
Slow clap for the autist.
>>680138681
Welcome!
Just popping in to say good morning to everyone. Hope everyone has a good day and I'll be here later!
>hugs for all
>>680138517
Im only doing this for you
>and because i got quick break
>>680138750
You have a good day too, strange doggo person!
>>680138777
Checked
>Usual claim
>>680138844
>strange doggo person
Thanks pal
>>680138931
Sorry, still not entirely familiar with names.
>>680138898
Welcome back
>>680139018
>she lurks
>>680138777
thnx man
pizza master-race
>>680139079
>Dat captcha though
>>680138750
>hugs
also sachi claim
>>680139079
Nah that's fine dude. I thought it was kinda funny. It's Prinz.
Alright cya all later
>>680139240
Cya Prinz!
Nyanpasu
I'm way too tired for this shit
How's everyone doing this morning?
>>680139425
>shamefur dispray
>>680139079
Ahoy, just set up some coffee, plan on going out today and perhaps visit the ocean.
What's everyone up to, anyway?
>>680139455
It's night time here. Just been out having beers, ready for bed.
>>680139529
Hopefully sleeping soon, reading the Darkblade novels till I do.
>>680139455
Staying home again
>>680137946
Good morning smug queen, anything going on?
>>680138091
I will go with burgers, probably because I eat less of them but I think they have more potential to be unique.
>>680138411
Sup Ruri.
>>680139018
Good to see you're still alive, did you sleep well?
>>680139455
Doing fine, but I woke up way too late and went straight for lunch instead of breakfast.
>>680139794
Trying to sleep, really. Probably going to pass out like normal.
Here we go
>>680139934
Good night then, just incase you randomly fall asleep. How can you browse 4chin when trying to sleep tho?
>>680139997
Enjoy!
>>680139794
you know it, I even wrote a great greentext earlier, but Karen is working on that
I'm bored. What should i do? Gaming or just read a book?
>>680139997
looks yummy
>>680139628
>
>>680140138
What they said. /waifu/ is an addiction, trying to get something important done with this tab open is about impossible.
>>680140138
Mobile. I use Clover.
>>680139997
Basic pizza is best pizza. Enjoy the meal!
>>680140186
Reading a book should be the superior activity, but what book is it and what games are you willing to play?
>>680140178
Orly? I will be waiting for it then. How many hours long was your streak? I was feeling kinda bad because I couldn't tell you goodbye or gratz or something before you left.
>>680140301
I can confirm that very well. Its literally impossible for me to study with waifu open, i end up alt tabbing every 15 secs or so.
I wonder what makes it so addictive, is it the hugbox releasing endorphin in our brain?
>>680140468
I hit the 28 hours of unbroken posting before I started hallucinating and getting muscle cramps
I was awake for 36 hours at that moment
>>680139717
Are you skipping classes or what?
>>680140335
If you really want to fall asleep you should turn it off asap. Staring at your phone screen before sleeping is terrible for your brain. On the other side I appreciate your company but don't want any harm for you.
Well that was great
What is everyone else up to?
>>680140845
Kind of
I'm a little sick still but it's not so bad I can't go
>>680140468
The biggest appeal is that people can be themselves here and literally post and talk about NEARLY anything, usually without fear of somebody bashing them. It's a sort of camaraderie amongst anons, who share a mutual love for waifu all around, but can also come here as a sort of freedom, an escape from the world that tries to put them down and make them feel like shit.
TL;DR people can be themselves and for some that is huge.
Shiro ftw
>>680140639
Jesus, congratulations on your shitposting session, you will be reminded for your record.
>and I will smack you if you try to beat it yourself
>>680141010
>
>>680140845
I tend to lower the brightness a heap and not to stare at the screen, just check it every now and then.
>>680141084
Both my friend groups are nearly polar opposites in how I have to be, and work has young impressionable ladies, so this is a release for me to be who I am.
>>680139800
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>>680141340
>Polar opposites
Aye, I have a few good, close friends but even they wouldn't understand what it's like not being able to easily relate to and understand people.
>Impressionable young ladies
Kek, sounds like a schoolteacher or something.
Upvote
>>680141776
>off by one
>>680141709
>
>>680141773
Cook at a uni cafe. Most of the wait staff are 20 year olds.
>>680141834
Mugi?
>>680141051
That means you're also healthy enough to enjoy the day off! Just don't be stupid like me, I used to have an excel to keep track of how many times I skipped classes and how many times I had left to skip.
>>680141084
>The biggest appeal is that people can be themselves here and literally post and talk about NEARLY anything
That makes sense, even if outside /waifu/ the board gives you better anonymity you don't get the sense of community.
>usually without fear of somebody bashing them
Social anxiety curses us all. I also like how theres people from all around the world here with all kinds of tastes. For example, I discussed about music tastes (harsh noise) here that IRL I know literally no one who would consider such thing music.
>TL;DR people can be themselves and for some that is huge.
Thats a big plus for me for many reasons, I also have a hard time expressing my feelings when im surrounded by people, here I just have to type them so its much easier.
>>680142037
Reblog
>>680141340
Thats better than staring with regular brightness, but its still hard for you to reach dreamland if your brain is constantly wondering if there is any update on /waifu/ for you to check.
>>680142037
We need to build a fucking wall.
>>680142177
Retweet
>>680142037
pretty good/10
>>680142267
Whatever they did on MySpace.
>>680142267
Share to reddit
>>680142429
Pin
>>680142403
That would be "Rawr"
Particularly at your girlfriend.
>>680142403
>>680142429
Added to favorites
>>680142247
Well, eyes are starting to close up, Im off for the night.
>my waifu never sleeps, always watching
>>680142580
Have a good night Rory!
>>680142485
watching you
>>680142580
night
>>680141838
Must be fun dealing with milennials, kek. I couldn't put up with that, I have a hard time dealing with the shitters who work under me constantly destroying my warehouse.
>>680142063
Yes, the fact that it's so easy to jump in and communicate with like minded individuals is almost therapeutic for some.
>Music taste
One of the most interesting things about that is that there's almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
>Expressing emotions
I'm sort of devoid of advanced emotion, can't feel anything for... well, anything. Coming here is nice though, I can engage in friendly banter and not be bashed for what I enjoy, though I try not to get too wrapped up in the hugbox here.
>It's why I lurk nearly 24/7
>>680142527
>>680142514
Email to my mom
>>680142858
Subscribed
>>680143022
Hey fam
>>680143015
Bepzinki
>>680142764
>Yes, the fact that it's so easy to jump in and communicate with like minded individuals is almost therapeutic for some.
Couldn't describe it better, I said it before and I will say it again, the sheer existence of this community amazes me, considering how 4chan works and the average content on /b/
>almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
Yus its awesome, you can even find out more music here... or try different genres that you didn't know that existed. And this applies to every taste and not just music, like you found other Juri fans here.
>though I try not to get too wrapped up in the hugbox here.
I hope you don't, nothing great comes out of it, if you're "devoid of advanced emotion" like you say you are it shouldn't be a problem but I got hurt for things that happened here. Its a bit hard for me to admit since its so stupid but its true, at least I know I was not the only case and some anons even left the community because of this.
>>680142764
>One of the most interesting things about that is that there's almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
This is actually the only thing I haven't gone into because I'm embarassed about my own taste in music
>>680143401
Why would it make you embarassed? Now im curious... and as Juri said no one will bite you for having a different taste.
The moon always rises
>>680143764
The sun always falls :^)
Claim
>>680143554
Because I'm a youngfag I haven't picked like one certain genre. I kinda listen to everything and I basically like every genre from country to poison metal to classical to epic. However I have a preference for electro, drumstep and those kinds of feelgood music
>favorite album is still Gorillaz plastic beach
I'm kind of weird in my music taste
>>680143894
Call my grandma and try to explain it to her.
Early bake
>>680144006
>>680144068
FUCK
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