ITT: characters that are literally you.

you should literally go back to tumblr

>>680134429
i dont think you know what that word means

>>680133998
and I think you should drink bleach

>>680134698
whoa there steady on

Threads like this should be called "characters that you really wish you were and think you are but will never be because you're a beta fag"

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Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

>>680134698
I'm Sherlock do you really think I'd be so imbeciled to do such a thing?

>>680133998
what's that guys name again?

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Hva så!!!

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>>680133998
You wish.

Oh and pic related is literally what my face looks like right now

>>680134898
thats tom the guy who made facebook

>bait thread for newfags

>>680134853
>edgy teenage fag detected

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Dubs time bitches

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>>680133998
Betas

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>>680135053

What that anon said

also, I'm literally pick related.
fight me

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>>680135079
>newfags detected

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literally me ask my friends

>>680135022
well your fat and bald so im lmaoing at your life

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I'm so much like pic related, it isn't even funny!

>>680135360
So you're a retarded aussie who jumps out of windows and beats up scientistis? Makes sense

>>680135360
I don't believe you

>>680135577
your taking it too literally. i might be literally crash bandicoot but i dont literally do all that stuff.

>>680135760
>forgetting what literal means

You're literally driving me up the fucking wall.

>>680136253
look im literary crash bandicoot if you met me youd realize /b/ro

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>680136476
He's my fav pokemon!

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RETARD ALERT

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>>680133998

>characters that are literally you
>Sherlock

I bet you are a Paladin and a level 85 virgin too.

>>680136635
are you a little girl?

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Heil me

Bent Pumpanickel

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>>680136635

U the next Baryshnikov?

>>680136973
Leap!
LEAP!
LEAP LIKE YOU'VE NEVER LEPT BEFORE!

>>680136801
I'm majestic, misunderstood and wildly talented. What about you, fatty?

>>680136790
Im not interested in sexual relations they are far too simplified for me i need complex thoughts in my mind map and stuff.

>>680137255
Sex is very complex. You're too scared. Pussy

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>>680134883
All you need, is an incentive.

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Precisely this version of Woody

>>680138112
pics or nah

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>>680136161
you got a 15 inche dick anon ?

>>680138913
yes but im not black

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Lelouch: Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor

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actually me

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THE ONLY CHARACTER YOU NIGGERS ARE, ARE FUCKING NIGGERS

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me

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>>680139251
The question still remains, which nigger are YOU?

>>680134791
Truth

>>680133998
Not even an understatement. I relate to Sherlock Holmes reasoning so much I wonder why I dint try deductive reasoning more often

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literary me

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Friends tell me I remind them of this guy and Ron Swanson from that other show.
I guess I'm an asshole.

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JUST REMINDER TO REST OF YOU, YOUR ALL NEGGERS, SMAKING NEGGS WITH ONIONS AND OJ
HOW WANT THEM?!?!?!1111
I'M RETARD CHAR IN REAL!!!111

IS THIS A FUCKING BETA THREAD?

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>>680139971
Of course. You're in it.

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I volunteer at a haunted house every October and act as ticket caller and as the Host of the Haunted house. I channel my best Vincent Price impersonation every year, even copied his iconic look like the bowtie and cape and gray 2 tone hair.

For the other 11 month out of the year I am simply known as Tim...

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BETA AND NEGGES? LAWD KILL YOURSELFVES?!?!?!

>>680140466
The fuck is a negge?

>>680140466
Well yeah, it's a beta and negge thread, you're here.
Nigger.
Also learn to spell, retard.

>>680140705
I DNOT NEEED SPEELLLLLLLLLLL1!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
STOOPED NEGGHOLE
WANT O PLAY SPECIAL WITH BUTTHOLE RETAR NEGGO FAGGO :D :D :D ?!?!??!!?

>>680140550
NEGGLEWAFFLE LOOK INT TE MIRRUR!

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>>680141161
Thank you for the extremely insightful posts. I feel like turning my life around now, just so I can become as successful in life as you surely are

>>680133998
you wish OP

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NO NO NO NO NO NON ON NO
YOU ARE RATARD MAKE VERY STOOPITD
COCK NIGGER SHIT CUNTCOCK
I'M A RETARD AOEAOEAOEAOEEOEOEOE!!!111?!???????
:D :D :D :D

>>680141613
Most believable one this whole thread

>>680141613
JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW
LE'S MAKE JEW JOKES, CAUSE GOOD PEOPEL MAKE GOOD POOPLE!

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I wish

>>680142750
What's was Hitler's most hated drink?
ǝɔᴉnſ

Is this entire thread bait?