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Are the rumours true, /b/?
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>>680131478
probably, for that kind of money you can do anything you want.
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>>680131478
Yes
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>>680131478
yes
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About Dan hold em tighter she's a fighter Schneider
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>>680131559
About Dan the Man? Or about The Ghost?
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>>680131662

Directed by Dan "Get in the van" Schneider.
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Dan "the quick hand" Schneider
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>>680131849
Wait, what ghost?
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>>680132370
Miranda "The Ghost of USC" Cosgrove. Word is she is a coked out nympho at college parties. Any proof though.
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>>680131962
kek
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>>680131962
Dan "make me a man" Schneider
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>>680131478
Cutie. Shame Dan happens.
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Dan the "I've had tighter" Schneider
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>>680131478
what happened /b/ what did i miss
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Dan "the pedophile" Schneider
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>>680133246
nvm i just googled it that sucks
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Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
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Came inside her Schneider
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>Imagine being Jeanette or Miranda and just having to lay there in shock as this old dude fucks you so you can get a role on a show
>imagine him having a fat large cock that hits all of your sweet spots and while you curse and yell at him to hurry up, he grins at your body shaking in his greasy hands with each thrust he takes
>imagine him ducking either one in their prime

no wonder they look dead inside
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>>680133593
the sodomizer schneider
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Dan " If you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
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>>680131478

you know, im not a parent, but letting this faggot fuck my daughter for millions of dollars and financial security for life?...

it doesnt seem as bad as it probably is.
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>>680133672
Kek
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Dan "I'mma ride her" Schneider
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>>680133711
yeah you are not a parent.
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>>680133247
No shortage of effort for this one, eh?
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>>680133711
>$180,000 per icarly episode
>100 episodes
You are right. What wise girl/mother wouldn't jump at that chance? She and her family are set for life thanks to Dan "don't call me that" Schneider loli obsession.
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Dan "run while you can" Schneider
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Dan "if her age is on the clock, she can get the cock" Schneider
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Is Dan "Guess the brand of the van" Schneider back at it again?
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Dan "you want to be a star dont you" Schneider
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>>680131833
witnessed
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>>680133711
>You are watching a football game at you house while your lovely daughter is drugged and raped by a gang of fat, repulsive Hollywood men three or four times her age.

Sounds lovely, fag.
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Dan "the little kids man" Schneider
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Dan "Underage pussy finder" Schneider?
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>>680134569
I'd be watching it on my 4k 70 inch 3D VR tv with surround sound though, cunt.
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>>680134112
>>$180,000 per icarly episode
>>100 episodes

1.8 million to fuck my daughter? No thanks.

Maybe for 2... maybe.
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Dan "the casting couch man"
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Dan " no audition required" schneider
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>>680134931
Good one
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Did he rape somebody?
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>>680134845
>180,000 x 100 = 1.8 million
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Dan "I'm only ten you'll break my hymen" Schneider
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Dan "just drink the cider" Schneider
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Dan "the last one ran" schneider
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>>680134845
Actually, it's around 20 millions. Probably more with merchandising and residuals. Not bad at all.
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>>680134845
No, not 1.8 million.... 18 million.
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Any insider here?
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Dan "backstage with a fan" schneider
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>>680134712
That's edgy...
What do you think her parents think when they see scenes like that?
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>>680135664
Fuckin dan
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ITT: jealous faggots.
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>>680136262
ITT: i fukd ur mum
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>>680131478
Miranda, when are you going to have your fueled molly breakdown and tell all.
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>>680136262
Dan the man fucked your mom
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>>680136567
>>680136690
hahaha
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>>680135664
god fucking Dan
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>>680131662

I don't have a foot fetish, but if I did, I'd be fapping.
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>>680135664
She gives great footjob.
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>>680131478
god damn he's one creepy looking fuck
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Dan "spread 'em wider" Schneider
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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>680135220

Best one ITT
lold irl
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Dan the fat man who fucks your daughter Schneider
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Dan "Slide it inside her" Schneider
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Dan ''it's just a prank'' Schneider
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>>680131478
you mean about Dan "is the man every daughter wants inside her" Scheider?
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>>680140140
topkek
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Dan "the virgin finder" schneider?
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ole "stretch it wider" schneider
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dan "lick her toes on the recliner" schneider?
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bump for interest
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>>680134112
>>680134845

don't forget she was in most drake & josh episodes as well, so she's probably got even more
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>>680138747
Nice copy and paste faggot
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>>680138747
^ underrated truth
Gillian Anderson
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>>680143395
Yeah, being Dan Schneider's sex slave since she was 10 was worthy. She is insanely rich at least.
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>>680131478

What rumor ? I don't care enough about Nickelodeon's shit child stars to follow their personal lives. Some kind anon care to elaborate?
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>>680144235
I think if you took the time to read a little bit supposedly she was fucked to have a TV show I guess
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>>680133676
Kekington
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>>680138747
I bet you Lindsey Lohan was passed around the Hollywood pedo's. That's why she's all fucked up.
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You guys realize Dan is gay, right?
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>>680131662
Man i love her feet, especially in socks.
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I hope she's a biter Schneider
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Dan, calm down.
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>>680144873
Have you seen her new show? Is there any good?
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>>680144644
most gays are pedophiles in disguise
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>>680144078
>Gillian Anderson
elaborate
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>>680145159
IDK, I troll the internet sometimes looking for celebritys in socks that i like. I wonder if theres any i havent seen. Man im weird but i love it.
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>>680145567
time to fap
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>>680146015
:)
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does anyone have the Ghost of USC stories?
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>>680146497
Ive seen a few good fakes of her
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Dan "my name" Scheider
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>>680146636
>her nickname is "the Ghost" cuz she's always covered in USC team players cum.
>The football team ran a train on her mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick.
>If you're not huge, she can fit your balls inside her mouth too.
>Her biggest sex toys are a huge dragon dildo called "Sam" and a foot long dildo called "Dan". She uses both at least once a week with some guy or girlfriend help.
>One guy overheard her telling a professor "If you give me an A, I'll give you mine"
>she ran out of holes to fill at a party so she tried to shove a cock in her navel
>the Race Race where she competed with her girlfriends who could sleep with the most ethnic men. Even though she lost she scored 3 points at once, two points at her pussy and one at her ass.
>she went through an entire class with a vibrator in her pussy for a bet
>she fools around with her girlfriends as well

enjoy
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>>680131478
Dan "fuck her harder if she's a challenger" Schneider
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>>680146894
any nudes?
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>>680147641
No good gifs i guess. I wish people would fake cum on her feet.
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>>680147904
>I wish people would fake cum on her feet.
Dan?
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>>680147641
>>680147678

somewhat here & likely fake pic
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>>680144078
You have moar?
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>>680147992
legit?
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>>680147678
oh man i love jeanettte mcurdy's feet too
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>>680147416
MUH DICK
moar?
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>>680144151
No amount of money will evee delete the memories of dan's cock destroying your inocence
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