>>680123586
Literally not bait, please fucking help

Are you ware that you're limiting your own possibilities of getting help when you write nonsense like that? No one will understand what you want if you can't compute comprehensive sentences bruh..

>>680124612
I care

mate i just want a fucking solution to this mess

>>680122826
Miscarriage

>>680125075
I pray kek to deliver the dubs of abortion or misscarriage

>>680124777
alright guy I'll bite anyways
because I like u aussies.

Don't go to Burgertown, you will be traced there and will probably have to pay.

Go to Mexico, then go somewhere else.
It's impossible to track you from Mexico, unless you leave clues yourself.

>>680122826
Is she in Sydney? I'll kick her stomach if you want.

>>680125264
Thanks a fuckton, is work easy to find in mexico? do they speak english? will i be killed for looking at someone the wrong way?

>>680125311
Brisbane, but if you mean it ill tell you were she lives

>>680125458
For shizzle, Mexico is crazy town.
So as I said, just go somewhere from there.
I'd recommend a Caribbean island/Cuba.
Buy a new identity and find some chill work
(my plan would be to build a bar at the beach and tend it myself).

>>680125637
Sounds fun to be honest, if sanders gets elected i can just move up then too

>>680125458

big cities in mexico are americanized as fuck. might as well live in california.

>>680125458

No, not really, and probably.

>>680125793
not really as in jobs pay sweet fuck all, or not really as in jobs are fucking hard to get

>>680125943
As in
>jobs are real hard to find
>tacos don't speak english, they speak taco
>and you are probably going to get stabbed or shot for being a gringo.

>>680123797
Go to canada

>>680126052
Arent the cities americanised like other anon said?
>>680126165
did >TheCurrentYear make immigration easy?

>>680122826
How is she's getting to America?
Fuck it let her leave!

>>680126236
its me who's trying to go there, she wants my money, what little of it i have

>>680126236
It's OP that's running to burgerland, not the bitch. She obviously wants to tie him down or something.

>>680126165
Too goddamn cold!
Go Caribbean!

>>680126508
Also, paternity test?
Could be a ruse, women are devilish

Love,
Norway

>>680126508
You could try Thailand, Philippines or Indonesia too. People there like whities like you and take bribes and shit. Go to more rural areas and it'll be hard to track you down.

>>680126673
that sounds great, but isnt it stupidly hard to find work there as a foreigner?

>>680126879
If you have a decent degree and a suit larger companies would be happy to have you. White men and other foreigners are treated very differently because of the way they spend money in those places.

>>680126879
You could just start up your own shop or bar. A dollar in straya takes you an incredibly long way in those places because they aren't developed yet.

>>680127074
i have a certificate 2 in business and can buy a suit, is that enough?

>>680127238
i like this plan, whats the startup costs?

>>680127292
I don't live in those places so I don't know, but before you worry about that find a local friend otherwise you might get swindled. This also applies if you decide to go to Mexico instead. Have an insider looking out for your interests instead of their countrymens'.

>>680127671
I dont have freinds like this, but w/e, if someone here does have some kind of experience with south east asia, i'd really like to hear what they say about this

Fly to darwin in the NT. Get a ticket too bali
can normally get one for a couple of hundred.

>>680128035
Go on forums and ask if there are any other Australians or whiteys in general based in any of those places and see if they can't give you a hand. Getting a local will be best but since you're trying to go incognito it's best if you can establish a bit of a foundation with people more likely to help you before you go in balls deep.

>>680128049
Thanks a bunch!!

Now all i need to do is find out how cheap it is to buy a bar or something

>>680128181
what forums would you suggest?

>>680122826
HAHA, start becoming a doctor ASAP bitch. It takes at least 15 years to become a citizen here unlike your shitty country, it would be cheaper to start on getting your ass a lawyer assuming you're not trolling. Spoiler: you are

>>680128035
>SEA
>stay the fuck away from singapore, laws all up in here like a bitch. You'll get tracked down faster than if you were in the US
>Malaysia might be all right but don't go to Johor Bahru, it's too close to Singapore and they're more strict than the rest of Malaysia. Depending on how anti-mudslime you are this may not be a good choice because of their Islamic government.
>Thailand is cheap and white-friendly, but you need to be able to pay people to fully reap the benefits. There are tons of white people who moved over there and have their own businesses so you could ask them, but be prepared to pay bribes for silly things
>Indonesia is the place I'm least familiar with but Bali's a big tourist attraction with white people. Go there and start a white people bar and you're golden, but I'm not sure about rent and costs.

>>680128376
Don't know any forums for shit like that because I'm not running from jack shit. See if /int/ is willing to help I guess, but try not to go to forums with a named account because you're leaving a trail.

>>680128418
Thank fuck, i thought /b/ had become the home of quality posts for a moment there

>>680128535
Not too anti mudslime, just will be wierd not being able to tell them to go back home

indonesia seems like the place to be at the moment, bali could make this whole fiasco an opportunity

>>680128779
Honestly Indonesia and Thailand aren't too different from each other other than the languages they speak. Getting documentation shouldn't be too hard if you're willing to pay because they forge documents there like it's going out of fashion over there. Might need TOR for that if you're going that far though.

>>680122826
Got any money? You can live at my house.

>>680128906
got tor, silk road died though didnt it, where should i go?

>fucked me in my sleep
Take the bitch to court for rape and emotional damages. Don't flee the country straya's a nice place and TONNES of places have extradition,

-Sincerely, Melbourne

>>680129113
That's something you have to figure out yourself, m8. Sorry but I can't help you any further because I don't know where to find all that.

>>680129266
rip, its fine, you've helped a lot

>>680129235
Women always win these kinds of cases

>>680129378
The tide is shifting, lots of anti-feminost sentiment over here, jurers don't wanna look sexist.

>>680129454
And i should risk 20 years of my life on "Changing sentiment"

i love Australia too, but i need to take the
least risky option

>>680128779
All for you, bitch. Go fuck a kangaroo

>>680129669
Join the ADF

>>680130693
Tried that

Entrance quiz scored 100% and left 5 minutes early, but i dont even have a year ten certificate so that got shot out

NEET lyf yo

>>680130871
All you need is year 10 English, my dad dropped out of school in year 10 and ended up joining. It was easier for me, finishing school, but its not impossible

Come over to NZ boi, fuck Australia

>>680131087
yeah but that takes an age doesnt it?

besides, that doesnt solve my dissapearing problem

>>680122826
You must be trolling. So what if she's pregnant now? She's in America, you're in Australia. No one gives a fuck.

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>>680122826
Get her charged with rape. It will solve your problem and make you a meninist hero. Go public with it. Create a press-release. Unleash a storm.

>>680131570
Then lose the fucking fight because feminists are an actual movement

>>680131561
>I don't know how to read
The man wants to fuck off to America.

>>680122826
So what? Just ask her to abort it or some shit.

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>>680131959
Gee, that sure sounds like it will work

>>680131959
>girl fucks guy in his sleep for the express purpose of getting herself pregnant
>asking her to abort is going to work

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>>680122826
this was how i was born and my parents have been togeather 26 years....wished i was joking but hey, you can make it work.

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Dear OP, I once was in your situation. Now I have a son and really like him. Actually its a good feeling
Yours sincerely
A friend

>>680131675
Sweden takes male rape seriously

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>>680132460
I dont want to make it work

i want an enjoyable unfucked life in which i end up making money and enjoying myself

i do not want to be someones fucking slave for 20 years

>>680132594
Be glad your father hasnt thought so...

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>>680132656
My father ran off before i was born......

>>680132903
Oh I see
Then thats what you learned..
You might regret that choice when its too late, but its your life.
I recommend you embrace your fate.

>>680133076
>I got raped
>I have to be someones bitch now

I dont care enough to not tell you to fuck off

my rape baby can die for all i care, tbh, i just think that its funny, how there might be a genetic component to this

>>680133076
>embrace being made into a parent for a child he never wanted and risk being left because the bitch only did it to get child support
Not fucking likely if I was in his shoes.

>>680133193
Problem is no one buys the rape story.

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>>680133656
Mate, i never asked you to, i asked you to help me find a way out of the country

>>680133807
become rapefugee
flee to europe

>>680125263
Roll for gods work

>>680122826
Just bash her over the head and feed her to the dingos, you clod. I know you aussies dont have shame so just do what must be done.

>>680122826
join the foreign legion. they'll give you a brand new identity.

>>680134181
good idea...
get killed somewhere in Africa without anyone knowing your name

>>680134181
Good idea, +1

this is op talking too, so its an option

>>680134592
It's hard, and minimum 5 years, plus they'll fuck you up for the rest of your life

>>680126879
Yeah man, go Phil, they have like 7500 islands.

>>680135469
You're assuming im not already fucked up

when i was three my caregiver tried to cook me alive

i think fighting in some shitshow will be a piece of piss honestly

>>680135631
Haha, you won't be fighting most likely, just having a good chance of being killed in training, also you have to learn French, and nowadays they have Background checks

>>680135764
Shouldent be too hard, pronouncing it in a way that wont bother croissants on the other hand...

plus when i retire ill have enough money to buy a nice old chateau, good plan is good

>>680135894
Haha, you don't have to buy one, they let you live in one with other veterans in S.France, also you need to be able to get to Paris

>>680136154
Getting to paris is easier than other tasks

i can drive there, technically, or i can take a train, iirc trains go through that whole region

its effort, but its easier than burgerstan

>>680137041
I thought you said you lived in QLD?

>>680137166
I do, take a motorbike on a dingy, sail for se asia (after aquiring visas of course) and go hard

go to Ukraine. shitty police and nobody would think of you escaping to ukraine.

>>680137244
Got money to fly?

>>680137449
To europe? hell no, but im nothing if not imaginative, so i know i can get there, might have to go through russia though, fucking cold, but at least it doesnt explode when you drive there

>>680122826
Just say you were raped anon.

It really sounds like you got raped.

>>680137619
My final word, you belong in the FFL.

>>680132108
>>680132147
>>680132300

The abortion thing is really just a thing to make the slut know that OP is not going to raise and/or pay for the little shit that the slut will shit out in 9 months.

>>680139067
The slut doesn't care. As far as she's concerned he's legally obligated to do so whether he likes it or not. Crying rape also isn't likely to fix the problem because all she has to do is accuse him of trying to push the blame onto her, and with no hard evidence that she did rape him it isn't likely the court would side with OP on the matter.

>>680122826
Sorry OP, but your options are;
>Kill her and your unborn child.
>Kill yourself.
>Go to prison when she accuses you of rape because you wont pay.
>Live as a slave for the rest of your natural life because modern society is a bad joke.
>Become an alcoholic and an antisocial basketcase so you can plead insanity when you finally murder your 'family'.

There is no happy ending. Enjoy hell.

>>680139364
OP has established that he's going to run off to Paris to join the foreign legion.