Waifu claiming thread.Back from the dead editionThe rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread.
Back from the dead edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
Catalog a shit
EVERYONE WHO IS JEWISH REPORT IN.
>>680108871
first for cool things that go chop chop soi soi soi soi
madomado
>>680108871
So what mangas are yall reading?
I am trying to finish up sailor moon
>>680108871
claimed!!!
>>680108921
hell yeah, green platoon is pretty tough though, you do some cool shit though
Claimaroony
People
yakui claimed as my pill popping waifu
Claiming from previous thread.
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Haruhi claimed.
>>680108879
You're not wrong Anon, that's why I'm involved in the business. I know where all my shit comes from and who gets it.
>>680109038
None tbh
I'm just saying, there's still a risk when you're fucking with hard drugs no matter how responsible you think you are.
Claimed.
>>680109038
the last one i read was the lucky star one lol, in 2007 or something like that
Milinda claim
Meme Queen is best faunus.
Time travelling alien chick that's stronger and prettier than Goku claimed
Claiming this beautiful wonder of the universe.
>>680108964
>>680109050
>>680109105
>>680109108
>>680109205
Good to see y'all didn't die while I was asleep
How is everyone doing?
>>680108028
Oh, I've smoked pot once and I couldn't enjoy it because I was super paranoid
>>680108185
It's going good, just drank me three cups of water. You?
>Hamakaze claimed
Okay, so to compliment Canaan's post and to refute the whole "responsibility" thing, you can enjoy certain drugs responsibly, however it is a very very short list.
There is no such thing as responsibility when it comes to meth and heroin and the like.
>>680109361
pretty okay akiko anon, how was your sleep??
>>680109038
Boku Girl. I'm like 30 chapters behind though.
>>680109014
What's good, anon?
>>680109205
>>680109254
Well fuck
Claimin before I hit the showers
>>680109038
Last one I finished was Monster Musume
Right now I'm trying to finish Noragami
>>680109212
risks can and are minimized
every thing in life is full of deadly risks
these risks just end up getting you high
>>680109361
Good. Just hope I didn't fuck thread up
>>680109459
Hello!
>>680109537
Don't slip, and if you do dont try to grab the water like my dumbass self did once..
>>680109459
alright, im gonna go to bed, good night! i hope everyone has a great rest of the night/day
>>680109459
good night tsuzu, i hope i'll see you tomorrow!!! sleep tight and well
>>680109038
Waiting for chapters 41 and 42 of Monmusu to get translated, the scanning team are a bunch of lazy retards though. Also waiting for Miura to stop FUCKING PLAYING IDOL MASTER ALL DAY AND DO HIS FUCKING JOB AND FINISH BERSERK SOMETIME BEFORE I DIE, LET ALONE HIS OLD ASS
Does money count as 2D?
Booty
>>680109050
oh i got a question. if you had deployed would be in the chopper while it was transporting people or something would you only have an m9?
>>680109038
Need internet that isnt my mobile, but reading GATE.
Rory-sama claimed
>>680109416
>>680109417
>>680109459
>>680109537
Welcome to my thread guys
>>680109440
I think I died and was reborn, I feel so rested now. Only thing is now I have circles under my eyes that can compete with Tomoko
>>680109558
Thread was already fucked up, you can't help that
>>680109745
>barry
you homos need to stop stealing waifus, you rob us straight people of our potential waifu pool
>>680109658
I'll be joining you shortly.
This time I'll make sure you sleep well...
I'm used to this anyways.. it's perfectly safe.
>>680109636
Hello Hamakaze!
>>680109892
ummm, flight crewmembers get m9's, but the maintainers get m-4's
>>680109361
Same! I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
>>680109333
Nice trips! Who is she?
>>680109416
>three cups of water
Woah don't get too crazy on me now! lol
Ruby fag reporting back in
>>680109962
oh!!! well ill see you soon then....i look forward to it~
>>680109958
Excuse you fuckface but I've been posting Miia for close to a year, so uh, no.
So what have you guys been watching or reading recently? I've been watching Erased and rewatching Shirobako.
>>680109038
tomo-chan and i was reading teppu but i havent looked at it in a while. I'm waiting to find an anime i like. I was watching gate and konosub and grimgar.
>>680110038
oh neat. does the helicopter have bail out equipment like planes do?
>>680109026
We need some love for the MH-6/AH-6 Little Bird too.
>>680110182
im rewatching ghost stories
>>680109644
>pill popping waifu
>shinoa has pills
Time to pop a molly then sweat
>>680109784
Booty you say?
>>680109913
Oh. Well shit
>>680110182
Nothing sadly. A&P is keeping me away from anime
>>680109417
Exactly. I don't care if you're smoking weed or whatever, that shit's fine. MDMA, Meth, Heroin, and pretty much every other hard drug you can get from a dealer on the streets is just not fucking worth throwing your life away for.
>>680109552
And yet it's so not worth it in the end once that high is gone and you're back to the reality that seems so much more shit in comparison.
>>680110172
>just one year
It's been out since 2012 Bazza you're a little late
You need to hop directly onto the waifu train, like me
>>680110290
mmmmm, naw, you go down with it....as far as safety stuff goes, it only has jettisonable doors, and you can cut the cargo load on the hooks...
>>680110160
Sleepy well, sweety.
>>680110483
>Sleepy well, sweety.
Okay I'm officiall too tired now..
Get on my level.
>>680110182
Re-read Evangelion, reading My Hero Acadamia
Watching: Space Patrol Luluco and My Hero Acadamia. PLUS ULTRA
>>680110375
>Time to pop a molly then sweat
lets do drugs ironically together
>>680110438
>you're back to the reality that seems so much more shit in comparison.
i think your basing your entire perception of drug use on run down cliches and media portrayal
not everyone is trying to escape reality
>>680110080
I like to live on th edge~
>>680109962
How you doin friend?
>>680110456
Nef is that you? If it is, go back in your ball and chain aussie shithole and fuck right off please, I'm trying to get away from you faggots over in the fur threads, don't need you retards following me.
>>680110438
Yuuuup.
>>680110291
it's my favorite helicopter, i posted a bunch of pictures of them in the last thread. its the most operator heli. there is a really cool video of the view of an apache pilot watching and commenting on a soar pilot doing a crazy full speed airbrake coming to rest hovering directly over a target building and dropping operators.
>>680110461
nah i mean't like if you survived the crash but you are in the middle of fucking nowhere and you have to do some SERE shit.
Oh who am I fucking kidding, I'm gonna die of a heart attack from all of the coffee and energy drinks I consume on a daily basis.
Probably won't make it to 30 at this rate.
>>680110182
I just started the first ep. of koihime Musou
>>680110742
>I'm trying to get away from you faggots over in the fur threads
i think your problem is entering a fur thread in the first place
>>680110892
youre all good, the human body is resilient
youll atleast make it to 40
>>680110672
Dont hurt yourself, I heard that water stuff can be dangerous in excess
>>680111037
waifu printed acid sheets are what i live for
Claim
>>680110916
Eh, it's where I started nameposting and avataring bout 3 years ago. Made a couple good friends there, but the atmosphere is starting to wear on me, mainly due to the fact that there are more porn posters now than ever and the shit is driving me up a wall.
>>680109784
K-K-K-K-KAREN
>>680110080
I just had the most satisfying nap of my life
But the call of the waifu is too stronk so I'm back
>>680111195
i just cant accpet furrys
its the one fetish i cant live with
as a person with a blood gore and necro fetish i cannot tolerate furrys
hello again lovelies
>>680111158
Wow that's pretty tight shit you got there
>>680111195
>posts Miia
>complains about porn posters
something seems off here but I get what you mean. Shit, 3 years? I need to get on your level
>>680111315
>as a person with a [...] I cannot tolerate furries
um
>>680110892
I actually quit drinking caffeine because of this, now i'm scared to even drink it because it makes me freak out haredcore
>>680111158
Yo that'll be some crazy shit
>>680111339
Hello
>>680110672
Basically a zombie now.
It's a good thing you could work things out with Yuu..
>>680111201
Oh fuck I love naps, get the timing right so you get enough rest but not too much so you don't wake up tired its amazing. And I feel you with the call of waifu
>>680110117
>Not heiling to the Meme Dream?
>>680111315
I approve this message
>>680111339
Welcome back lurking loli
>>680111201
I think that's brazil karen akibro, I'm lebo karen
I was claiming muffet but I realized there isn't enough art of her to fill a folder
will claim celeste instead
I'm really glad you woke up from that sleep though
>canned peaches
how's everyone?
>>680111508
look i keep my fetish within closed doors with consenting individuals
furrys have conventions, wear costumes in public, wear them for halloween, and do shit like try to talk to your 6 year old niece when you know damn well they have a full blown erection under that damn suit
i cant respect furries
>>680111494
>Wow that's pretty tight shit you got there
thanks man i try
>>680111494
Oh I have ludicrous amounts of Miia lewds, but I mean, we're not supposed to post overly lewd stuff here right? I've only been in a handful of these threads before so I'm trying to not immediately break things. And eh, I've known posters who've been avataring since like '10, it's kinda insane.
>>680110780
That sounds really based actually do you have sauce on that by any chance?
>>680111151
Yeah, I hear it can drown you or something...
>>680111542
Yeah I'm also glad and I'm kinda fading from reality because I'm tired (even though I slept all afternoon)
>>680111784
That's uh, that's looking into it very shallowly, but alright. Just gonna say those are all stereotypes, and about 90% of furs don't suit or go to cons.
>>680111824
it was posted on /k/ a while ago its on live leak i tried looking for it but i can't find it. ill look again.
>>680111930
unfortunatley when the minority of a group is the most easily recognized and public demographic the summation of the group is judged accordingly
fuck im high
im gonna go take a bath, peace everyone
>>680110780
Damn I wanna see that
>>680111925
Nah thats just a rumor, but I heard if you drink too many cups that your body turns to jello
goodbye everyone
i need a bath
>>680111784
well said
>>680111925
There is water poisoning too
>>680112209
Goodnight! Have a nice batho :)
>>680112026
It's fine I could probably find it with the right tags.
>>680111583
Pure heresy
Okay everyone question of the thread: what was your first drinking experience? You can greentext it or just type it out. If you haven't drink, post a pic with her quote
>>680112209
Peace for now bro
AND OF COURSE MY FUCKING APPCHAN POST FIELD STOPS WORKING
Fuck me
>>680111020
Not really my point, but whatever
>>680111195
Never cared for the fur lot. I posted there a few times back when my usual threads started to get deleted and banned and such. The whole furry fetish itself is what kept me from coming back.
>>680111519
Being a full time student while working part time to cover half of the rent fucking blows. Only reason I consume so fucking much.
>>680111777
fuck, well good to see you're still around
Did they tell you about my selfless heroic feats like I told them to?
>canned peaches
>>680111805
No one really minds lewds but you will get called out on it when you cross the line
>>680112614
>mfw no celeste ohayou
I haven't been on since you went to sleep. What have you done?
Also check those double trips
>>680111824
>>680112180
>>680112426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGbsXj6p4is
this is part of the video but it's got some lame faggot talking over the pilots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zSoAODQ9do
this one is also fucking insane.
riding on the side of an mh-6 in full kit is one of the deepest needs of my soul.
Nee-san claimed
What goes on in these threads? I always see them and write you guys off as weabfags
>>680112180
Spoopy
>>680112335
Please dont scare me with these myths.
>>680112612
Most of the namefags there are actually animu posters from back in the day, so there's a lot of familiar faces if you were a part of that crowd.
>>680112614
Ah, gotcha.
>>680112814
Who is she, fellow anon?
And I'm back
>>680112971
Welcome back yunon
Claimed
Im feeling small breast hentai tonight
What are yall fapping to?
>>680112747
>>680111777
>double trips
clearly I just woke up
Basically I set the record for longest unbroken lukring/posting streak on waifu threads at 28 hours
I tried to stay awake till you got back but I figure that would've probably killed me since I was already awake for 36 hours at that time
>>680113085
Whats gud my man?
>>680113119
You're a horny one, arent you
>>680112919
I was, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people hated me back then, or at the very least thought of me as an annoying little faggot.
Not gonna lie, I was a dumb little faggot back then and I'm not proud of it.
>>680113119
Dude, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack if I fap right now not gonna lie.
>>680113119
Do I still qualify?
>>680113261
And going back those days, I forget to upload a pic... Brilliant.
>>680112971
Welcome back. Seems that everyone just passed by my question. Maybe next thread you can ask them?
>>680113121
>28 hours
the world will remember this day and the legend of canned peaches kek
how long did you sleep
seems like I just missed kagami
>>680113261
Sounds like me back when I first started posting in gfur, right on. A lot of people over there can't stand me for whatever reason, so I'm posting less and less these days.
>>680112576
>be 16
>in the mendocino redwoods, family owns some land up there
>It starts to rain on the party, never really rains that time of year and it was pouring
>Everybody leaves to go secure their tents/go to bed
>My dad decides fuck it, not gonna let the rain end it
>Me, my dad, and my cousin start drinking in the rain
>I get drunk
>rain stops
>family comes back out and starts drinking
>give me more drinks because they didn't know I was already drunk
>Get way more drunk
>stumble down some trailer stairs and shoulder check a redwood tree, twisting my ankle in the process
>pass out in a closet with my feet sticking out
>mom didn't find out until 3 days later when my sister snitched
>>680113216
Makin up for lost time
>>680113261
Dont we all want to die?
>>680113295
Seems disrespectful to fap to someone elses waifu
>>680113414
Will do broski
>>680113648
Fapping is never time lost
>>680113451
from 23 to 7.30 so that's a good 8 and a half hours
Kagami left us half an hour ago, I think she was on a pretty long streak herself
>mfw just threw my empty can away
>mfw blue bag has like 30 cans of canned peaches in it
>>680112799
Fuck, those are kickass
>>680112814
Who she?
>>680112913
SPOOKED
>>680112971
Ayo, whatsup?
>>680113119
Nice, I dunno, probably gonna browse until something catches my eye
