Hi, this is Dan

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fuckin hell

Hi, this is dan

Hi, this is Dan

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kaitie doesn't like dan :^(

haha gary!

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>>680026730
What a bitch

Hi, this is Dan

hey it dan

>>680027521
this was the funniest from both threads

haha gary!!

back at it again with the white dans

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>>680026730
>>680027001
>>680027439
>>680027452
>>680027477
>>680027521
>>680027616
>>680027637
̶̪͍̯͎̲̼̰͙̜͡ ̷̵̲̟̩͍̝̗̀͢̴͝͏̢͙͇̼̳̘͍̺̖̳̘͙͚̫̕ ̙̩̺̪̮̖͢͡▲̶̪̤̘̭̺̘̠̭̰̟̘́ͅ
̱͖̠̬͍̗̺̯̠̥̟͕͓̰͕̩́͢͞͞ͅ▲̧̫̙̰̹͉̠͕̜͢͟͢ ̨̫̤̠͉̳̼̜̥̬͖̫̯͚͕̭͠͞▲̶͔̫͎̥̳̜͔̫̟̰̜̥͚̩́

>http://12doctors.tk
>Is your name Dan?

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GUYS USE MORE TAGS LIKE TRANSGENDER
Come up with the funniest stuff you can think of and post it.

Hi I'm Dan from danmark

>>680026730
This is the most pointless crusade ever.

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lol i win

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Heather don't like us

haha gary!

>>680027983
Lots of lulz.

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I finally got someone with the set up. <3

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: dan?
You: what?
Stranger: whank god
Stranger: thank
You: wanK? XD
Stranger: ahahahha
Stranger: typo
You: who's dan?
Stranger: anyway hello
Stranger: some troll thing thats happening at the moment
You: is it 4chan?
Stranger: pretty sure
Stranger: how are you?
You: Yeah those cock sucking niggers really need to get their fat asses of of /b/ and /mlp/ and stop jacking off to lolis and ponies and posting spiderman pics and actually do something with their lifes
You: also my name is dan
You: HI I'm Dan
Stranger: /b/ro
You: /b/ro?
Stranger: ahhaha
You: lol
Stranger: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: top kek
You: on to the next one /b/rother
You: godspeed
Stranger: bye /b/ro

if you are here kys

>>680028654
Kek

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kek

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fucking /b/tards..

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careful, /pol/ is out there. Also how bout also using the Trump tag?

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fkn asshole

>>680029419
You deserve it using that cuck browser

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Accidentally got a kik, might be anon

>>680029756
IM TOO LAZY TO OPEN CHROME

>>680028654
shes pretty 7/10 tho, you missed your chance

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Í FUCKIN HATE THE DAMN DANIEL PIECE OF SHIT VINE

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Bumping with a bad Dan

>>680029920
it's a trap. actual one

yo female anon, post our convo faggot.

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This was interesting

Stranger: i farted

You: I'm your fart

Stranger: fuck me

You: sure

Stranger: thanks babe

You: no problems xoxo

Stranger: so now what

You: where you live

Stranger: new jersey wbu

You: Danville

Stranger: nice

Stranger: always wanted to go there

You: what's your name

Stranger: nathaniel

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: are you hot dan

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This has made work worth it :)

>>680030087
Maybe if I run into her again, m8.

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zozzle

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>>680031552

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whaz was that xD

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>>680031622

>>680030808
ey thats me

>>680031752
/b/ro

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>>680031781

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>>680031916

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>>680032010

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>>680032084

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even other dans hate themselves

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Suddenly. Den the communist was born.

>>680026730
>yoinks matey, where'd you dig that one up
>I see you're a comedian, quality material
what is this

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convinced my neighbours younger daughter that i am banging from time to time to stream on omegle.
type the alter ego of recently diseased UK rock icon in interests to find us

>>680027521
XD lollllllllllll

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>>680028196
Im dead

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she took too long to reply to dan

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top fucking kek, she broke the pencil in half
rip

>>680032496
Zozozozozoz

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damn danyul

>>680032496
>You have disconnected
fucking faggot

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>>680032496
next one

How does one open the true door to the heart of the Internet?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like emo.

You: hi

You: Im danny

Stranger: hello

Stranger: im Charlotte

Stranger: how old are you danny??

You: how are you today

You: Im 17

Stranger: im great thanks for asking

Stranger: im twelve

Stranger: how are you??

You: Im in huge trouble :L

Stranger: why is that??

You: Cause I wanted to find out how big of a hole a shotgun leaves in a nigger

You: fucking chicken chompers

>the danscript of my last conversation.

>This is now a josh thread

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: HI this is josh
Stranger: Hey, the name's Nathan.
You: Do you have a few minutes to speak of our lord and savior Josh
Stranger: You stupid OP, it's supposed to be Dan.
Stranger: Now ya fucked up!
You: JOSH ARMY REPRESENT
You: FUCK DAN]
You: DAN IS A DEAD MEME
You: JOSH ARMY
You: /b/ros done goofed now son
You: OP fucked it by furthering the rule of Dan
Stranger: The Dans will quell your rebellion and bring order back to the land.
You: Josh is the future
You: Dans were a plague from the start
You: Don't you see
You: Open your eyes
You: Become a Josh
Stranger: All I can see is your heresy.
You: I clearly can't help you
Stranger: Josh can't help anyone.
Stranger: Josh is powerless.
You: Dan stop
Stranger: Only Dan holds the key to salvation.
Stranger: Only Dan can deliver you from evil.
You: I am the only power
Stranger: Only Dan can ensure the survival of our people.
Stranger: Your power is meaningless.
Stranger: Give up this fantasy of yours.
Stranger: Rejoin the glorious group that is Dan.
Stranger: Dan is one.
Stranger: Dan is all.
Stranger: Dan is love.
Stranger: Dan is live.
Stranger: Shrek is Dan.
You: When it comes to the time i wish to fight along side you, not as Dan but as Josh. Please just realise that OP has skewed your view, this is no longer a thread, this is life. We will eventually meet. I have been a dan and I know the tribulations of holding this banner. War is coming...
Stranger: And we will be ready when it arrives. Maybe in another life, I could have called you friend. But we have made our choices, and our paths shall only meet on the battlefield. You may have given up hope on Dan, but I still hold faith.
You: Faith never lasts. Blood binds us not beliefs. I am sorry for the unjust truths that have been told to you. I will love you as a /b/rother but i will kill you like the filthy Dan you are

>>680033287
I have the entire internet on a series of compact discs.

>>680033287
With a dan

You: Once upon a time
Stranger: there was
You: a guy
Stranger: named
You: Hitler
Stranger: and he was going to
You: kill jews
Stranger: named
You: muhamad
Stranger: muhammed neil armstrong
You: was
Stranger: a muslim
You: also
Stranger: a terrorist
You: and also
Stranger: an ugly guy
You: who voted
Stranger: Trump
You: to be
Stranger: presidant
You: of the
Stranger: united states of iraq
You: that is
Stranger: a sick country
You: full of
Stranger: dans
You: living in
Stranger: danmark
You: who were
Stranger: a dangered species
You: of human
Stranger: shitholes
You: with
Stranger: heary
You: and lots of
Stranger: crap
You: and even
Stranger: semen
You: bottled in
Stranger: cans
You: filled with
Stranger: /b/
You: tards
Stranger: which are all
You: faggots
Stranger: especialy
You: OP
Stranger: w00t
You: m8
Stranger has disconnected.

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Bad news, guys. Josh is trying to take control. We Dans cannot allow this to happen. I've taken the privilege of declaring war.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like transgender.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: transgender?
You: hey
You: yeah
You: you?
Stranger: I'm a guy who wants to be a girl... not really trans... yet
You: I see
Stranger: yeah... I'm 15
You: I'm not really trans either tbh
Stranger: trying to find myself
You: im dangendered
Stranger: ? what's that mean
Stranger: sorry... never herd of that
Stranger: explain?
You: my pronounces are
You: dan dan dan
You: call me dan
You: faggot
Stranger: ?
You have disconnected.

are these guys retarted?

>>680033398
cont
Stranger: Faith never lasts? Tell that to the Neo Nazis.
You: You are deaf to the tune of your own death. He is coming, and he will be delivered by Josh. Whn you get to the gates of hell tell Dan i said hi
Stranger: On the contrary, my ears are open, and they only hear the glory that is Dan. Josh shall never overtake us. When I die, it shall be done crying out our prayer, "Hi, this is Dan." We shall be welcomed through the gates of white.
Stranger: But you, my friend, shall not.
Stranger: You shall only find yourself in a lake of fire.
Stranger: And we shall be looking down upon you.
Stranger: Goodbye.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>680033398
Oh hey, Josh. This is Dan. XD

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I didn't found dan, but I found patrick or bob he wasn't very sure i think

>>680033461 Dan please, We will be civil till the end. Choose the right side. This is the OG Josh

>>680033769
Nice tabs faggot

>>680032919
nice

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first try at being Dan, how did i do?

>>680033922
you've not pleasured yourself till you've done it with a hamster

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Seems like dan is definitely boy's name

>>680033922
newfag

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Great fucking idea guys

let's try with islam now...

You both like transgender.
You: waddup niggah
Stranger: Um hello there
You: male/female?
Stranger: Trans mtf
You: niggah i asked
You: male
You: or female
You: wtf
Stranger: Jesus fucking christ. You put transgender as an interest and you don't even fucking understand the concept of trans
Stranger: Fuck off you stupid dimwit
Stranger has disconnected.

no dan but idk

You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: o
You: ?
Stranger: You're one of those
You: One of who/
You: ?
Stranger: A disappointment

>>680034923
ayyye lmao thats me

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islam didnt work

Dane =/= Mane

My disciples.

>>680026730
Guys! Guys! Huge breaking news!
Dane =/= Mane

if anyone meets "Urmah" let me know

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: hi

You: :D

Stranger: hello

You: Whats your name?

Stranger: boden

You: Im dan

Stranger: i see

You: your parents really must have hated you! unless its one of those new age faggot names

Stranger: dan is asia mongolian?

You: yes

You: dan is asia mongolia

Stranger: good

Stranger: you like eat egg?

You: fuck yeah

You: I eat it lots

Stranger: egg is cook?

You: no

I found mongolia guy

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Which one of you faggots got me with a fucking your mother joke.

>>680035585
Yes my young one.

Spread the word as I am Mane.

>>680035773
IT WAS ME lolol

>>680033108
>niggersdid9/11
Sides BTFO

Some random girl allowed me to post nudes from her. Should I do it?

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>>680035897
fag.

>>680036038
do it you faggot

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IT'S HAPPENING

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Had to time it for this one, but I felt accomplished at the end.

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i guess dan is superior

>>680036063
that one wasnt me nigger

>>680036149
>I'm gonna suicide
You were chatting a /b/ro, but still 7/10 for that line

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>Actually finding a not Dan

Hail the great Mane!

>>680035751
>found him too this guy si pure kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hello

You: greetings

Stranger: you is dan?

You: no you is Dan

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i am boden from mongolia

Stranger: but am dan?

You: bo-den so you Dan now ma man

Stranger: oh

Stranger: you is smart man

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i tell everyone am dan

You: yeah i don't eat horse

Stranger: horse no eat

Stranger: we no chinese

Stranger: we eat egg

You: egg too much protein egg make N overdose your body

Stranger: no worry

You: egg make you eye shrink

Stranger: mongolia no fuck give

>>680036254
I know you fucking jew I was just replying to you while uploading that.

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>>680026730

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1/3

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>>680037261
2/3

fuck you 4chan, dan is russia pig... my ass to your mother!

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1/2

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>>680037261
>>680037308
3/3
shit turned weird quick fam.
search for feminism niggers.

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This faggot didn't want to quit after Dan arrived. Stubborn bitch.

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>>680037376

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Fuck Josh

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rip me

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>>680026730
thanks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84UR6MPtPA
>Muhammad taught me that this was okay
Thanks /b/ro.

>>680037973
ayyy

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I salute you anon, wherever you are.

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The Search Continues

>>680036641
You just lost, bro.

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Beware my bros the curse of Dan. I was once a fool like you all, I thought these shenanigans did not come with some price.
>in a thread like this
>having keks and zozzles
>get bored, actually talk to some girls
>talk to one of them for a long time, get to know her
>she gives me her tumblr
>keep messaging
>fall in love
>she lives so far away and I can't hold her hand
>depression
>can't get job
>mfw can't see her til I get shit together and start making money
>mfw perma-virgined until then
>mfw her name is Danielle
This shit is really not funny fam. All I can do now is warn you.

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We've ruined it guys

I had a non-Dan and she disconnected before I could reveal my Dannity :(

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rip

>>680038613
We need something new. Not just a name...

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kek

>>680038613
I ran into a Brielle earlier. Maybe it's the same chick i threatened to rape and murder.

>>680038478
I feel you dan

>>680026730
Ask if they know about The Game.

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Kek

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Brother let us unite to become the mayonnaise dans.

You: hi im dan

Stranger: hey dan sup?

You: nothin you like eggs

Stranger: kek what r u mongoliaan or somthin?

Stranger: I know dan, I know

You: kek

You: u dan to

Stranger: yuuup imma dan, cya!

You: bye

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zozzle

>>680027818
I had a feels that this would occur.

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won faggot

>>680039573
Nigger

>>680039652
fuck you

>>680028196
katie 13 seems to know what's up

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people are leaving the earth /b/ros

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I got a /b/ro

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I couldn't view the chat log, it just came up blank.
1/3

people are catching on
You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: whats your name

Stranger: Jo

You: mines dan

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>>680040307
Also not Dan, just didn't know people could be that retarded.
2/3

go over to mlp now

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>>680040435
>>680040307
3/3

>>680030742
Ela/b/orate.

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Fagit

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>>680028654
well played dan!

in process of destroying someones life. Not necessarily dan related but the dan ending will be worthwhile

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: hi im dan

Stranger: gay?

You: how are jew?

You: yes

You: im dan

Stranger: nice

Stranger: u like dicks

You: dan has al sexualities in one

You: Dan is omnipotent he sees all he fucks all

Stranger: ur mom at home?

You: no dan has no family

You: he needs none

Stranger has disconnected.

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was bants

>>680039573
>>680039594
>>680039652
Gold

>>680040211
pretty sure you were getting fucked with anon

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Im way too autistic for this.

whoever just said "its the hacker known as 4chan gotta blast" i love you and want you to die just like the niggers before you

>>680028918
how dare you be so jealous, Dan!!!

>>680039573 (You)
>>680039594
>>680039652
>>680041145
thanks mate

>>680029341
Socialist detected

>>680041490
that was me lmao

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interested in young boys lol

>>680027900
The fuck did I just go to?

>>680041900
Kek

>>680041095
Cash dude

Artyom reporting in. Soviet union will rise on omegle!

>>680041900
Putting that in your interests is gonna get you monitored lmao

getting a skype bcuz bitch won't give up anything else.

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kek

>RP is cash
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like rp.
Stranger: hi m
You: Hi f
Stranger: age?
You: 21
You: wbu
Stranger: 19 That ok?
You: Thats fine
You: What are you into
Stranger: Almost anything really, you name any of your favorites and ill probobly be fine with it
You: Incest
Stranger: Thats fine, whos gonna start?
You: OOOOOOOO DADDY FUCK ME IN THE URETHRA YOU UGLY NIGGER CUNT

>>680033108
im so dead my sides are gone

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>>680029341
>You cannot contain us

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>>680042222
Hello /b/ro.
Nice quads.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi fellow tumblrer
Stranger: AH HELLO
You: whats youre tumblr
Stranger: what is yours??!
Stranger: you'll probably judge me
Stranger: it's not a porn tumblr dw
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: i wont judge you, trust me
Stranger: okok
Stranger: http://observantolive.tumblr.com
Stranger: u/??
You: mine is mynameisdan, because my name is dan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what the fuck is going on
You: im dan, thats what
Stranger: OK
You: thats literally it. my name is dan
You: faggot
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>680026730
A win I had a while back. OC.

top guk dan is a really funny lad

>>680029086
Underrated kek

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>>680042862

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>>680043039

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: f

You: 22

Stranger: from

Stranger: m 24

You: Netherlands

You: My name is dan

Stranger: ok... dan how r u

You: good

You: Ever recieve a dan job?

Stranger: no .... but i would love tooo

You: I'd touch my dan to yours

You: how big is your dan?

Stranger: 8 inch

You: ooh

You: my dan is only 4 1/2 inches

Stranger: yeahhhh u like sucking a big cock?

You: wait what?

You: no

You: DAN!!

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>>680043179

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Assuming this is one of you fags?

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>>680043359

You: Hi...
Stranger: hi dan
Stranger: i-i mean i'm dan
Stranger: you don't have to be dan unless you want to, senapi
Stranger: senpai even
You: Hi Dan. This is Dan.
Stranger: there are so many dans
You: No there is one Dan.
Stranger: many faces, one true dan
You: No we are all Dan.
Stranger: if we are all Dan, who is dan?
You: Faggot I just explained this to you. We are all Dan, Dan is all.
Stranger: i dindunuffin, alright? i'm a nigger, the fuck you expect from me?
You: To have a full basket of cotton by the end of the day.
Stranger: yes massa

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: M here
You: F
You: 14
Stranger: Im 19
You: Oh that's a bit old :O
Stranger: Yeahhhh
You: Where are you from? =)
Stranger: England u
You: It's my first time on omegle xD
You: I'm from the Netherlands
Stranger: Fair u got snapchat
You: I hope my english is good
You: Yeah
You: But i don't want to share it because i don't know you..
You: Can i trust you?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Im cool aha
You: Hm
Stranger: Wanna talk more first
You: Yeah i think so
You: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: Watchin tv an learning Portuguese
You: Why do you learn Portugese?
You: Are you wanting to travel there? ;)
Stranger: Thought it would be good wen i travel
You: Yea see something from the world xD
You: I want to travel to Paris one day
Stranger: I wanna travel everywhere aha
You: Yea me too :D
Stranger: I wanna see some beautiful places
You: I'm about to travel to russia :)
You: I need good winter clothing though to efficiently gas the kikes

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holy shit guys an actual fucking 9fag, next even number post is what i say to it

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>>680043562

>>680035303
he kinda got you there you gotta admit

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1/x many

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>>680043881

>>680042498
I'll Dan you forever, my dear Dan.

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>>680044040
uptight trans cunt

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
You: I am an aspiring hip hop artist
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wow
You: want me to lay some poetry on you
Stranger: that's really cool
Stranger: sure
You: MY NAME IS DAN
You: IM A NIGGER
Stranger: you know what
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger has disconnected.

>>680043518
explain? I got a pic from her as well but differant pose

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like transgender.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Whats your name
Stranger: Micheal
Stranger: You?
You: Joe
Stranger: cool
You: So what do you think about our lord and savior
Stranger: He's pretty cool.
You: Yeah. Me and him are closer than my nigger farm
Stranger: cool
You: Its pretty great
Stranger: racist asshole
You: I need your opinion
Stranger: what
You: Do you think i should use acid or fire to remove the bodies of kikes in my backyard
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: What's your name?
You: how are you?
Stranger: Pretty good, what about you?
You: same, just having a good time
Stranger: But uhh, are you another Dan by chance?
Stranger: These guys are everywhere
You: no, whats that?
Stranger: There's these trolls who keep saying they're Dan on here
You: damn, that seems uncool
You: sounds like a bunch of faggots
You: like me, dan
Stranger: same, dan
Stranger: :^)
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: Get cucked faggot
You: nigger
Stranger: Nigger'd to the n'th%
You have disconnected.

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Guys I'm going to fucking hell.

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>>680044236
This one?

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Well hello there, Dan.

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>>680044609

>>680044621
that was fucking terrible

>>680044621
I feel bad for reading this. What the absolute fuck man?

>>680045009
Holy shit that was me

>>680044621
cringe

Change name to gustav, people are catching on

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Mine is fucking lit

>>680044621
Damn bro, you are a goddamn sociopath. How does doing that even make you feel like? That's beyond joking lmao. Kinda funny tho still.

>>680044634
yes

>>680037396
MY SIDES

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Yo!
You: hello
Stranger: f 19 Canada
You: 19m usa
Stranger: do you have a tumblr?
You: yeah, do you?
Stranger: no, I use to follow others
You: ok
You: you should make one
You: that would be cool
Stranger: well, I have a youtube channel instead
You: even cooler
Stranger: nothing much, some vids
Stranger: wanna see?
You: sure, i might even subscribe
Stranger: you'll be the third lol
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: ok, watch for a subscriber named dan
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: bepis
You: nigger
Stranger: that's a fucking mindgame right now
You: that was fucking beautiful
Stranger: okay ciya
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.

>>680045776
Honestly I feel like shit. I'll An hero tonight now.

>>680044621
If she actually hurts herself
I hope they find that and charge you

>>680027900
The fuck did i just get myself mixed up in

>>680044621
Awesome. Little cunts can't handle life so they need to end it

>>680045736
Did kek.

http://logs.omegle.com/cc86a47
proof that 9fag is the cancer of the internet