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>>680024259

Her her you're looking for a more 'articulate' person.

>>680024259
post nubs

You can't, don't be a jerk.

>>680024259
u know the rules: timestamp or its bullshit

Explore foot fetish
Fag

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>>680024259
Tell everyone you didn't realise she was Spock.

Easy.

>>680024259
story. howd she loose her arms

>>680024486
Fucking kek'd

>>680024259
>without looking like the biggest dick on earth
Don't worry, you already are a dick so it won't come out as a shocker.

>>680024259
Yeah she will probably try and off herself

>>680024259
Its not like she can rant about it on facebook. Just do it.

>>680024259
What happened?

>not waiting for robot handjobs

>>680024259
Cut off both your arms in "freak accident", then leave her. That way it's even Steven.

>>680024259
And nothing of value was lost. Just do it. She's not losing anything valuable. The fact that you're leaving proves she didn't matter to you in the first place.

>>680024598
This

You don't. There is no way not to come off as a shitty person because you're actively planning to break up with someone for losing their arms. Unless it's for other reasons she won't buy. Hasn't she dealt with enough loss already?
Just kidding. This is clearly some bizzare fantasy.

>>680024259
High five!

Why not just say "who has two thumbs in this relationship and wants to break it off?"

"This guy"

Sorted $10 ples

You will look like the biggest dick on earth no matter what.

Ask for a handjob then get super mad when she won't do it and make it feel like it's her fault you're leaving

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>>680024686

Can't put a ring on a chicken wing

Find out if the sex is better at least. I hear that people who lose a limb have better orgasms.

>>680025131
Top fucking kek
>My sides are gone

>>680024950
keked

>>680024259
You hooked a good one op, dont be a nub. Also timestamp now

>>680025131
kekerino

"I really want this relationship to work out, but I am stumped. Besides, the shit I've bought for you already cost me an arm. I'll set you up with my good friend Sam, he is armless you'll be fine. And if you ever need me again, I'll be within arms reach."

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just drop her then tell her to get a grip

Ask for her hand in marriage OP

Wait op, don't be rash

Think of all the kinky sex you can guilt her into for be with her

You basically own her now, at least wait for a month before to test the waters

>>680024259


how did it happen op?

>>680024591
She's driving me fucking nuts. I feel for her, but shit... I'm not built to put up with this shit. She's always been needy but now it's just too much and she has a legitimate reason, but I can't take it anymore. I'm young, I don't want to spend my life caring for her and all that.

>>680024702
>>680024957
She electrocuted herself on a voltage box in an old house.

>>680024259
Want to drop her? tell her you are joining the army

Tell her u got the clap

ITT retards have the bait in their stomachs

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>>680024259
Buddy, there is no way to get out of this without moving away. Plain and simple, you can't really break up with this girl and stay in the same area as her without it being extremely uncomfortable.

Become withdrawn in about 2 months and stay that way for a good month, intermittently showing elevated levels of anger and reduced patience. Once you feel that the people around you are sufficiently concerned and on the verge of calling you out on it, come out of the closet.

Tell everyone that you're gay and you can't fight your feelings anymore.

Move as far away as you can and start fresh.

You can't see the shit that happened to your gf coming beforehand, but it is some shit and you have to deal with it. Be it through supporting your gf, or leaving her, these drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.

You are going to have to sacrifice something no matter what choice you make so really think about this one.

>>680025899
oh this is precious
have you told her any of this?

Semi-clever yet very predictable puns in this thread.

>>680025899
Just say your relationship was shocking

>>680025899
She´s got no arms and she is also a retard who electrocuted herself.

Unplug her or some shit anon.

>>680024777
lucky trips of truth

>>680024259

No more handjobs? Don't worry, with enough practice her footjobs will be just as good

OP, you are a big faggot.
There are times in life when you must be with your loved one.
You are a jerk.
Show some respect to your woman, you fucking cunt!!
Love her

>>680026094
I'm legitimately thinking about moving at this point. Seems like me best option to prevent everyone from hating me.

>>680026158
Me and her parents have been trying to gradually ease her into challenging herself but she's not receptive. tbh I'm afraid if I leave she'd kill herself.

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just start dating other girls and show her you do not love her anymore. she will want you to leave

>>680024979

THIS

>>680024259
How long have you been together?

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>>680026158
This made me lol so fucking hard, and I don't know why.

>>680025899
She lost her hands.. she didn't develop MS lol. With the prostheticss the way they are these days it might as well be an upgrade. tell her to stop being a bitch or your out! I broke both third metacarpals in both right and left hand at the same time. I was pretty mush usless from the lebow down for a couple of months. It was a pain but I used my nubs and mostley my toes to get around the house and shit lol. You make due.

>>680025899
Why don't you just tell her what you tell us? Tell her she was always a needy person and now she is much more needy and you don't want to take care of her your entire life.

>>680026605
>tbh I'm afraid if I leave she'd kill herself.

how? Bite a chord from a voltage box?

If you give her some boxing gloves in birthday present, maybe she will break up with you?

Let her break up with you. Women are like that. She'll understand. Her life is fucked. She knows it. Any person in her condition would ask the person they're with to leave. It's normal. It's how people deal with tragedies. She knows you'll be more happy without having to deal with her troubled time ahead. All the break downs, suicide attempts, hysteria. She will rather you didn't deal with all of that more than you staying to be her nurse.

There is no way to do this without looking like a dick. Do it quick and painlessly or just stop talking to her all together.

>>680024979
TOP KEK

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>>680026605
>I'm legitimately thinking about moving at this point. Seems like me best option to prevent everyone from hating me.

Have you considered joining the army?

>>680026667
nice off-by-ones

>>680026777
>With the prostheticss the way they are these days it might as well be an upgrade

Yeh but it would be like getting a handjob from the fucking terminator

>>680025131
Every once in awhile you come across something golden on 4chin. Nice job.

>>680024259
just be a dick to her until she breaks up with you

>>680024561
>kek

Tell her that u need to find u r self and travel far away

>>680024259
Well, as I see it, you can't. No matter how you do it, you're a colossal dick.

>>680026987
what is fleshlight attachment, Bob.

Ever heard of fake hands/arms OP? Give it afew years and she will litterly become IRON MAN and wank your sht with 200horse power.

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>>680026987

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>>680024486
fucking kek

>>680026907
This. All the 12 y/o boys in here don't get it.

>>680026605
how would she kill herself?
you're in the clear queer atmosphere

>>680025386
Underrated post my man

>>680024259
"Babe, I don't see a future where I am going to put a ring on your finger. Don't get all up in arms. Get a grip. No man should go through life without a woman's gentle touch. A bird in hand is better than two withered burnt stumps. The devil makes use of idle hands so don't bit the hand that feeds you. I may be getting my hands dirty but you clearly have the upper hand here. Hands down this is the best for both us. I just have to throw my hands up and put you in better hands. "

Why don't you become science and build her new arms

>>680027160
wore my wife's fitbit on my jerk arm once. Is 5000+ steps/strokes too much for one sitting?

OP, are you a beta male?

>>680025383

My sides...in orbit

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>>680024259

You gotta one up her OP.

You've gotta cut off your arms and legs, that way when you break up with her every one will say "Hey you can't critcize anon, how would you feel if you were a disembodied torso?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lESp7ns5NGI

You would be so you cant

Join the army or something, at least it gives you a noble excuse to leave town

>>680027306
If I lost both my arms you can damn well bet I'd run on the interstate in front of a big rig doing 80mph.

Fake and gay

>>680024259
dont be a dick anon wait at least 2 years until you break up, its not like if you don't break up right now you'll have to stay for ever with her

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Pro-tip: You can't get out of this shit without looking like a dickhead.
In fact, if you lie to her and confuse her you'll be an even bigger dick.
Grow a fucking pair you two faced faggot.

Plus you two match. She got no arms and you got no balls.

>>680027440
>Army

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>>680026887
Holy fucking kek

Reminds me of this

>>680024259
Stay with her as long she needs you, stay the best friend/confident/aid you can be for her. Also easy cunnilingus training she looks hot.

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>>680027384
made me kek so hard dude, almost crying

Start calling her captain hook

The only solution is to make her break up with you. Be demanding. Tell her you want to so stuff that she will never agree to do. Drive her fucking nuts with the nastiest shit ever. She will drop you, and you get to skip merrily away. Free as a goddamn free fucking bird.

>>680024259
Go on like everything is fine for some weeks. Then tell her she changed. She will of course say it is because of her arms, so you tell her it is not because of her arms, since you could have left her earlier, but because of her change, which may be korrelated to her arms.

>>680027798
thats stupid m8, nobody would ever believe this shit

>>680024259
Break up by text

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OP you're a flaming cockmongler piece of shit.

She can definately get prostethics that work just as well as normal hands, you are just a shit person who didnt love her from the start.

Go jump off a cliff you fucking turd

>>680026605
Frame her for cheating on you before the accident and use it as an excuse to break up. Or catfish her with a fake profile and act distant until you confront her on it, altho I imagine it'll be hard to text her considering..

>>680027713
actually laughed

>>680024259

here's what you do.


give her prosthetic with flashlights attached to each end

enjoy your literal sex toy gf

get bored

sell her out to porn

dump her while she's distracted by all the cocks and self loathing

>>680026777
>She lost her hands.. she didn't develop MS
old trips o' truth

Keep her.

You can Fuck her whenever.

She's totally dependant on you.
Keep her around and Fuck other women.

>>680027798
this way you keep your dignity (what is this shit with make her dump you ?!) and while breaking up with her you will somehow agree with her, but the cause will still be attributet differently, that´s good

>>680024259
tickle her feet

>>680027958

This

>>680024793
That'd be hard to do with no arms.

>>680027384

trying hard, but still funny

>>680027440
The ARMy

>>680027958

No she can't you stupid Fuck.

Hands are complicated AF

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>>680024259
>
I don't see the problem, now she can't stop you from groping/fucking her whenever you want.

... PS what type of retard is your gf to electrocute her arms off on a voltage box?

>>680027384
my sides

This is simple.... plenty of freaks are into what your gf has become. Find one, allow them to become friends and let him steal her away from you. She'll fall for him as he doats in her and youll be in the clear.

>>680024259
You've struck gold mate! She's going to need to get creative with those nubs man... only a matter of time before she nubs your ass. Lucky bastard.

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>>680024259

>no more hands
>still horny as fuck
>develope foot fetish
>enjoy unlimited footjobs for life
>?????
>profit

>>680028211

There are things called nerves.

Skip biology classes much?

>>680028266
In fact, tell me where you live. I want her. We'll start off as friends and ill convince her im the better man. Then imm make her the personal sex slave for me once ive lied into her and her families hearts

In any situation things could be worse.

Imagine if she were deaf too, how fucked would she be then?

>>680028320

Not everybody has a foot fetish, you dip

>>680024259
if you don't leave now you have to care for her for her entire life
are you ready for this?

We're do you live so I can come knock you the fuck out. There is a difference between being a troll/dick on the Internet and just being a fucking looser who needs to be put in there place. Honestly man, joke post or not yout in for some big karma. Maybe not now but in the future your probably gonna tear youe Achilles' tendon.

>>680024259
Don't know man. Maybe you should wait until after the first nub job. Might be pretty good.

>>680027384
saved in my best of 4chan folder

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>>680028373

No. I skipped English class.

I'm a microbiologist by trade.

You just can't make prosthetic hands that work as well as real hands.

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>>680024259
Ask her for a hadjob (an old fashion).

>>680024259

Say you didn't want anything serious, you just wanted some 'Armless' fun

Tell her you stuck around because you were hoping she was Piccolo.

>>680024259
How'd she lose her arms. Need deets.

Anyway, if I were you. I'd keep it very quiet and start looking for new girls while she is convalescing. You don't need to dump her while she's in her time of need. That's a dick move but you don't need to deprive yourself of what you know you need elsewhere while someone who is probably going through the worst time of their lives right in front you.

Just be there. Play the part. Throw her a few fucks and make her feel beautiful then when it seems like she is finally back on her feet. Tell her that you need to take a break and then tip toe out of her life entirely.

>>680028320
Do it OP, what have you got to lose?

POst pic of her boobs and we will decide of what you must do.

>>680028985
this is the perfect plan.

The replys on this thread are killing me hahah

>>680028754

No you can't, but real microbiologists can.

You ever see a little show called STAR WARS?? Lars Skycopter has his hand cut and he has a new one and it looks exactly like a real hand with match skin colour.

>>680029091
Not his girlfriend's hand jobs

>>680024777
Triple 7s do not lie.

> Throw her a few fucks and make her feel beautiful then when it seems like she is finally back on her feet. Tell her that you need to take a break and then tip toe out of her life entirely.

I keked hard.

Very sensitive...
That will probably secure insta suicide

>>680027619
Whyyyy the wheelchair too?????

>>680024259
> I'm young
> dont want to take care of her for the rest of my life
thats such a fucking stupid reason to leave someone, how does it matter if you start taking care of a woman while you are still 'young' or if you do it when you're older thats bullshit m8 and you know it

>>680028063
till she dies.

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OP, how beta are you?
Think twice.

You must make her belive that your relationship doesn't work anymore. I won't ask about your sexual life, I... I just don't wanna find out, okay? So, fake it 'till you make it. You must become an actor, OP.

> Let's say that about a week you will become the worst beta male ever. Become depressive, lie about something that hurts your feelings, something that doesn't have any business with her. Become sadder day by day. Fuck up things in your house, like forget to bay a bill, buy the wrong groceries, things like this. Act like a chromosome is growing in your body.(week 1)

> Now you will act like a stupid person. No drugs, no alcohol. Buy her flowers 6 days in a row. Same flowers. On the seventh day you will see how she reacts. Of course, become more useless in your home. Fuck up some things, like a dishwash or a microwave, dunno; then try to "fix" what you ruined and literally fuck those objects. Act like you can't repair them and you won't need them anymore. She will become angry and will have the idea to call a repair man. Don't let her do this, no matter what. Don't forget about flowers.(week 2)

> Now is your time to shine. Do something stupid, really stupid like being fired, or getting really drunk with your friends, or something like this. Became a FAILURE! She will notice how beta, stupid and fool are you. She will become mad day by day. Just wait, my friend. (half of week 3)

> "ENOUGH!" she will say. She will break up with you.

> You can start a new life, get mad at her, tell things like "I WAS ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE". Take your stuff, move to another city, find another job, dunno. Get really upset and SAD. Make her belive she thinks about herself.
Or you can live a happy life with her.
Please, don't leave her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJI-Sx-GDo

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>>680024259
'Look your hand jobs were great, the best in fact. That was actually the only reason I didnt break it off sooner. Look if you really want you can still be my side doll'

>>680025733
>get a grip

maxKEK

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How much fun would it be to strap her to one of these? You wouldn't have to bind her arms, lol

>>680029833
Wat

OK Whiteknight - YOU look after Katie Cripple for him.
You can be retards together.

>>680024259
Tell her you want a handjob, When she says no, say fuck you then bitch I wanna break up.

>>680024561
LOL

>>680025733
I lost my shit bro

>>680024259
I feel sorry for her for having a spineless turd as a bf

>>680029833
You ass hat, of course it matters.

Who the fuck wants to waste their life taking care of an self-abusive, suicidal, depressive maniac?

Nobody wants to be guilttripped into sticking around with someone, simply because of their disability.

And being young makes it even worse. If the OP doesnt love her, then why should be stick around and cuck himself like that?

anon, u so crazy ..

>>680027937
Underrated

>>680029944
Why the hair pulling?
It's not like she's gonna run off is it.

>>680026987
>getting a handjob from a fucking terminator.
Sounds interesting. I would go for it.

>>680029905
>long greentext

based on the size of your GF's ear she doesnt look like youll be losing a looker

>>680025033
dubs tells truth

>>680024259

Dear faggy bitch OP, stop thinking so highly of yourself. You arent worth some cripple sluts life. Get over yorself and fuck right off like you want to. She'll get over you

>>680024259
Wait till she's out of the hospital for a while, you might get over it. If you don't, start getting distant and uninterested. After a few months of this break it off saying that you feel like you're holding her back or some stupid shit. Take all the blame and reassure her that it's not because of her arms

>>680024259

Tell her you believe in the right to bear arms and that she obviously differs from you ideologically so it's best to part ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhDA-U9JfVY

>>680029944
Not into amputee pr0n but i like this. Sauce on this living fleshlight?

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>>680027368
Kek Clearly underrated

>>680028094
she could basejump

>>680026987
Some people would pay top dollar for this experience...

>>680030291
Agreed.

>>680024259
Yeah that's rough. If she didn't have her legs either it would be better because at that point she's so dependent that you could just keep her on the side to fuck while you pursue a relationship with someone else worth marrying.

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>>680027958
>She can definately get prostethics that work just as well as normal hands
>prostethics that work just as well as normal hands
>as well as normal hands

>>680024259
>>680030546

LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>680024259
ask her to fuck you with her stumps and she'll break up with you

>>680026605
>kill herself
not without those arms she wont, and yes I am well aware that the 3 replies before me probably have this kind of joke, I dont care faggots

Be strong OP.
She needs you, she needs someone outside her family that stands with her, someone how could give her a hand. You can't breakup with her.

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>>680024259
Noone forces you to do shit. Just break up

Get into fisting or... arming, whatever you want to call it.

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>>680024259
Fuck the katawa

>>680031095
If you have thoughts that its bad then you will be redeemed. Dump the shit out of her and get the fuck away from this shit dude. Enjoy your life

Tell her you were attracted to her hands.

>>680028320
OP didnt specify that he was a faggot, so I think its safe to assume he isnt into your "fetish"

who am I kidding, of course he is

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>>680031592
Also post more photos of your gf.
But only the armless ones.

>>680029944
shopped and gay

>>680025682
Top kek

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>>680024259
So what's the problem

>>680024259
Do something really gay and make her ''accidentaly'' see it. Shoulden't be too hard considering all the cock you have taken anyway.

>>680024259
You can't.

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>>680024950
Savage

>>680027958
Not sure if trolling or fucking retarded

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Hook her up with my buddy

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>>680031989
/ksg/ takeover

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>>680025131

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He's already got an umbrella guy so she wouldn't have to worry about that

>>680024259
Ever since the accident I fell as if you're keeping me at arms lenght. She'll break up with you.

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>>680032227

>>680025899
"This might come as a bit of shock babe, but I just can't handle it anymore."

>>680024259
she never give you a HANDjob

so left her now

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>>680032567

>>680032007
Not a bad plan tbh, have a gay relationship for 6 months and say that you being gay is the reason for break up

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Your girlfriend is now best girl

"I just can't live in relationship without hugs"
Or
"Who ever doesn't want to break up, raise your hands."

>>680026777
>typing like a mal-coord
Are your fingers still broken?

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Show her this pic

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>>680033180
>"I just can't live in relationship without hugs"

>>680025899
Dude, tell her strait up. But you will probably have to break all ties with her and the people she knows

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The cripplefuckers are here.

>>680031226
Until she agrees and beta OP is literally fucked . . . . in the ass!

>>680027160
hahahaah omfg. kekd so hard

>>680030767
photo shopped mate. however, the internet exists, 4chan exists, I'm sure that human fleshlights will exist

>>680033728
I used to have more pics, but they seem to be gone now

>>680024259
Just break up. You're overthinking it. Your family will see why you did this. Your friends will stick, too.
Fuck the people who say otherwise. It's always easy to say something like "wow what an asshole, he broke up right after her injuries", but guess what she would do with the roles reversed. She wouldn't even go through the effort of talking to someone about whether or not to break up with you, yet alone making a thread on a board with other people discussing it, she would just plain and simple leave you without giving. one. single. fuck.

>>680024259
Go the whole hog and chop her legs off as well.
Fleshlite that bitch!

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>>680026529
OP here its hard to love a nugget

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>>680024259
is she even hot? I think u owe us some pics to verify

>>680032698
hahahahah

Tell her: "HJ's or GTFO!!!"

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>>680026529

>>680025899
Fake your own death and escape.

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just run away

>>680024259
gonna be serious, first things first; watch the film rust and bone (treat her like a human being, and not a fucking special, disabled, amputee) Second, why not try to help her. you were obviously into her when she had arms. whats changed? fair enough her personality will have changed but why not course correct her. show her how great life can be. try to support her and help her fight her depression. I might just be one fucked up individual but as long as the amputee is some what healthy and fit I could give a fuck... I'd date them. If it doesnt work out then it doesnt work out but really try to get her back to normal.

>>680034060
Now for my cynical side. This guy fucking gets it sort of. she wouldnt do the same as you. shed fuck your buddies because of how repulsive your ass has become and then dump you. she wouldnt give a fuck. she would even care enough to go to some shitty forum or talk to friends shed just call you a lazy fuck and leave you. shed probably mock you and really take you to the point of suicide. Obviously you havent described her thoroughly but generally all woman are the same; they expected unconditional love then spout undeserving hate.

>I'm bipolar

also, how did she lose arms

>>680024259
It really matters what you look like at this point?

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>>680035857
According to OP she lost them when she touched a bad fuse box(?) and lost her hands.

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Lets go, third-best girl

>>680024259
You motherfucker! Don't fucking leave her this is the time she needed you most, why don't you put yourself in her shoes? you're the one that who loses the arm and then she freaking leaves you? what the hell would you feel?! Hope you die soon, CUNT!

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tell her she's the only one who can now stump the trump

>>680026605
'one Mario Kart lost away from drinking bleach?' - if so dibs

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Imagine you could wipe her ass after taco tuesdays, replacing her blood soaked tampons, there is plenty of fun you are planning to give up on

>>680036224
leave the shoes to her. he can put himself in her gloves without feeling guilty now

>>680025899
then dont, help her to fend for her self
>feminism
>female independence

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>>680036357
>replacing her blood soaked tampons

>>680036175
So she's a fucking nigger and/or a thief. Dump her.

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>>680036495

"Everyone who things we should continue with this relationship raise your hand."

"No raised hand? I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'll respect your wishes, good bye."

All The Fucking feels in this ,
/b/.... what happended?
I Recall A Time were we would have made fun and memes, not defended the Bitch..

>>680024259
you can't

>>680036224
Read the damn thread niggah, she did it to herself, she a suicidal, self-hurting, needy depressive.

Let's ruin ourself with other peoples shit; because life really is too short not to bog yourself down, with a hopeless case.

She fucked electricuted herself on a voltage box in a old house. Even if it wasnt by design, doing that warrants a bloody Darwin award.

>>680036690
My sides holy fuck

>>680024259
Is she hot? If so WTF man... Bionic Handjobs! Actually, send her my way!

feels.
someone get tumblr,

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>>680037072

>>680024561
under-rated post.

>>680029905
TL;DR You're a huge faggot, OP.

>>680024259

Just keep her at arm's length.

>>680036754
It doesn't matter. She's suicidal because she has a problem instead of leaving her help her cope and fix the problem so this whole suicidal thing won't happen again. It's better she didn't lose her life only her arm

>>680024259
OK OP

You're only solution is to come out as gay - then you can help her still, and slowly fade away and then "Ohh i guess i was Bi all along"