>>680024080
What happened

>>680024080
sure i can help you, ive got a basement you can chill in. it actually is chilly down there, so i have a nice fur trimmed raver outfit for you to wear, nice big fur boots and a cute fluffy skirt. as long as you let me do your makeup every day and glue neon pink hair extensions on you, youll be safe. no one will ever know where you went. we will dance all night

>>680024293
He just said it fucking newfag
>not knowing what cheddary pies are

>>680024293
Got in an argument with someone I trusted and they reported me to the police. If there's enough bumps, I'll greentext.

>>680024443
Nigger I'm asking how he got caught and what happened in that regard.

>>680024443
when did we rename cheese pizza?

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OP here, gotta do some pretyping. Keep bumping.

>>680024080
You can come to Olympia Wa and be my boi pussy.

>>680024703
Hell, I call it Corduroy Pants. And no, I ain't givin' a pedo a place to live. I don't want pedossociation

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PLES

Bumpareedoo

Can't you just get rid of the snitch?

bitmap

Lurking, bump

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>>680024961
>pedossociation

Nice

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>>680025128
This OP

i am from spokane, op

>>680024080
No joke OP I'd kill yourself asap. If you can't get out the country immediately that's your only option. The only thing worse than going to prison, is going to prison labelled a pedo. They won't care if you have never had any interest in actually touching a kid and just like feeding the geese to some chedar photos. You'll be the C Block cum depository.

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Come on OP type faster. The more time you spend typing, the more time they have to find your ass.

>>680025332
Thank The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theater for that one

Come on you sick perv!!

Another FBI trap.

This is my first successful thread, so sorry for shit

>see some CP kik chat thread
>whatcouldgowrong.gif
>enter, see magic, download
>get some hookups, get Dropbox links
>furiously fap
>few days later in class
>don't ban, I'm 18 a senior
>show a buddy of mine the little girl in bath
>he keks
>teacher briskly walks over
>swiftly turn off phone
>sneakysnake.webm
>he says nothing about it for the next few days
>I am confident
>my 17yo girlfriend and I exchange nudes a lot, that's CP too
>ff one week
>texting friend, he claims a certain girl asked him out
>mention it to girl
>she says she never asked him out, he's lying
>she tells him
>he gets super mad
>I have no idea why
>ff two more days
>get called into office, policeman and principal there
>"anon, an anonymous source has made allegations towards you"

People who ask "cont?" Are retarded niggers, I'll keep going

What the fuck is cheddary pies?

>>680024080
Remember, first day in prison - kick the shit out of a guard. You'll be in solitary within an hour. Only way your anus will survive this.

>>680026019
CP
Lurk more faggot

>>680025971
cont?

>>680024080
Enjoy Walla Walla Prison. Gonna need to get PC because of the PC though.

>>680026019
Cheese pizza, you autistic faggot

>>680026019
>2016
>not knowing what cheddary pies is
I really hope this is bait faggot

>>680024080

aiding and abetting a criminal = felony

>>680025971
>people who ask cont? are Fags. I'll keep going

At least you make good decisions some of the time.

>>680024080
>cheddary pies

>CP

you're fucked

>>680025971
They don't have probable cause. Hope for Christ sake you burned the phone.

>>680026322

Found the rocket scientist.

you can already prove he is a liar with the fact that girl he never asked out. Use her as a character witness and say he's a lying fuck.

Or go to prison for being a pedophile like you deserve and get fucked

>>680026469
Tell them that you haven't done anything you numbnuts.

>>680026469
Probable cause is easy to get. The cops can go to the cell carrier for the logs. And a prosecuting attorney can get a felony conviction on a ham sandwich.

TL;DR OP is fucked. Enjoy life as a sex offender

Switch phones with him and then he'll get raped to death in prison! It's the perfect crime!

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If you're stupid enough to get caught, you deserve all that's coming. Pedos are the scum of the earth.

Time to purchase that dragon dildo to loosen up that shit pipe.

Yes, I accounted for the fact that it's aiding and abetting a criminal, but come on guys, I'm in need of help.

>"m-m-me?"
>smooth guy, right
>turns out the asshole who told them wasn't totally specific
>I claimed it was all nudes from my girlfriend
>they call my dad who I live with
>tell him to get my phone
>ask me where it is
>twophones.png
>give directions to phone with no pizza, just maybe one or two nudes
>dad comes in furious
>they look through phone
>suspend me, tell me to go home until they check everything I've ever had on there or deleted
>dad drives home in silence, probably plotting my death
>screams in my face for 1 hour
>slaps me
>sends me to my room
>here I am now, waiting for them to call and tell me how fucked I am

Please help, I will also answer questions

Ooooooh Hahahaha now i get it, god dammit why is everybody so butt hurt here -_-

>>680027003

you'll be fine OP

>>680025971
If he's the only other person to have seen it then your fine OP. Just smash the phone into pieces and toss it into a river, they can't touch you without evidence. A single high-school aged male alleging his friend had CP on his phone and showed him would never stand alone in court. You'll be fine faggot. Just never view the chedar pies again, at the very least they may survey you for a while after.

>>680027003
Wait, so all they fucking got is a couple pics from your 1 year younger gf?
Nigga you're off the hook. Microwave and burn your other phone. Maybe you'll get a fine or whatever, but they don't imprison people because a girl sent them noods.

OP here, I just need to get out of here, I'd rather put off killing myself to live with one of you. That's how desperate I am.

Come to Tri cities bro

>>680027003
>>680027261

Like I said do this any you'll be fine. The most you'll get for nudes of your underage gf is a slap on this wrist. Literally every teenager is sharing nudes. But seriously, that other phone has to go.

>>680027270
But if they find that phone somehow connected to my current one (which I'm borrowing) then I'm fucked in the anus, this record will stay with me the rest of my life.

>>680027362
No for real you need to hide the other phone to a point where nobody could ever randomly find it. Make it beyond repair. Blender microwave fires everything find somewhere to put that shit and never ever ever let it be found. You will get put on probation for the pic but the worst part is the friend might say that's not what he saw. Your word vs his nothing will happen but you might get a reputation finish high school and move legally and you will be fine for the rest of your life

>>680027530
I could man, but I have to bike Bc no money no car
My kik is: what.tho so text me there for inquiries

You wanna fly to florida and live with me, I got you bro.

Don't have much but you're welcome to share it.

>>680027362
Faggot, just admit you got noods from your bitch gf and deal with it.
If you run they might poke around and find some real shit.
They can't do shit with 2 legit nudes.

>>680027003
Ya dun goofed son!

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yeah just fucking kill your phone or else youre fucked for life. why wouldnt you want to do it? dont get it

>>680027753
I ain't got the cash for that, but thank you for offering

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Just burn it! Everything! Leave no life left for them to destroy!

>>680027543
Dude, incinerate the other phone and play dumb.
Who's gonna give you jail time for getting nudes from your gf? Your principal?
They all know whats fucking going on.

OP here, the cp phone is borrowed, if it is kill, then the person I'm borrowing it from will have an aneurysm and call more police

Kik: what.tho

Cruise to Ohio and be a bum with me, OP, I gotchya. Punk rock ftw

>>680028031
They're gonna call the police because you misplaces their phone?
The fuck outta here nigger.

OP again, only have bicycle so unless you want to give me a discreet car ride, I need someone close by

Op you're screwed. You just admitted to something on the internet and i have reported you.

You're a sick mother fucker and i hope you fry

>>680028208

Just take a cab to one of these anons offering to give you shelter and then bail on the cabby.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
OP is either legally fucking retarded or making shit up as an excuse to go murder a /b/ tard.
This scenario is so full of holes.

Lol OP consider yourself done

Fucking an hero

>>680028031
Borrowed from who? Just delete the image and give it back to whoever, and then that's it.

Burn the phone.
Burn the house down.
BURN THEM ALL

>>680028443
You don't know how technology works do you?

I have 8 dollars and 87 cents to my name right now, and no knowledge when it comes to selling old iPods and shit.

Fire seems like the way to go here, OP. Just fucking burn something.

>>680025971
cont?
just kidding, i are retarded niggers

>>680028666
Satan suggests I burn something.

>>680028553
Wtf you mean?! When you delete a picture from a phone, it's gone forever... How hard can that be?

>>680027717
What race are you and what is your gpa?

>>680028926
Do it, and timestamp it too, faggot

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>>680028666
Trips don't lie! Fire cleanses all!

If this thread dies, I'll update throughout the night.

>>680028932
Lol, no. They can still find out. Nothing you delete is ever permanently deleted.

>>680028031
>holy shit bro, I'm sorry as fuck but I lost the phone you loaned me. i know, I'm a fucking retard, i'm really sorry. I swear I'll buy you a new one, I just gotta come up with the cash.

>>680029001
Race: white
GPA: 1.5

>>680028932
Top tier bait

>>680029148
This

>>680029112
Welp, then he might as well destroy that phone or his whole life is fucked. Good luck OP.

>>680028932
Sadly that isn't how digital storage works, anon.

>>680029177
What?!?! That's a nigger GPA. Get your shit together Tyrone.

>>680028666
All hail the trips of satan. Now go young padawan and cleanse them with hellfire...

OP here, I also have a history, one time I punched a hole in a ceiling, one time I was caught sneaking into the school through a window, one time I accidentally threw a rock through a window

Kik: what.tho

>>680028031
>>680028159
lol OP is willing to run away and possibly become a sex slave in a /b/tards basement but cant bring himself to lose a cellphone.

>>680029396
>none of which related to chedar pies or sexual assault. All related to being a teenager.

>>680029396
Then you better get to buttering your asshole because prisons gonna assrape ya.

>>680029491
OP here, I suck dick very well thank you

>>680029396
quite the delinquent

>>680029608
The bait is strong with this one

>>680026078
No. Then the guards will make things VERY difficult for you. Like, unlock your cell and a big, violent prison rapists cell at the same time at night "on accident" kind of difficult. Don't start jack shit with anyone, fight back hard when someone starts a fight with you, cooperate with the guards and be civil to everyone. Source: I did time in Huntsville and managed to never get raped or beaten, even though I'm a shorter than average, babyfaced, blond hair blue eyed whitey.

>Dad gets mad enough to slap you
>For having a 17 year old girlfriend
Slap him fucking back you retard

>>680024080
running away just prolongs the misery , kill yourself faggot.

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>>680024080
Wow shit sorry for samefagging

>>680024567
kill that fucker, get underground afterwards, enjoy cheddar and smoke weed everyday.

>living the dream

C'mon /b/, I have no where to go, please help

Kik: what.tho
Kik: what.tho
Kik: what.tho

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Time to grab your 8 bucks and slip out the window. Just start walking. Just keep going. Your new name is Jim.

It's a brave new wprld, Jim. Gotta get used to it.

>>680029177
Kek just go to jail. You have a better chance at something successful in there

>>680030260
Hey faggot, ever think that nobody lives near you?

Can someone tell me wtf cheddary pies means?

>>680030628
Nice b8 m8

>>680030563
I really want to but what if I die or get pulled by the cops and if you hit me up on kik I'll tell you the clincher
@what.tho

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At least you had one last good bread b4 your life ended

>inb4 the police in your room
>inb4 you're in a cell
>inb4 bubbas dick in your shittter

>>680030260
How about you fucking man up?

Destroy the CP phone, tell your dad to go fuck himself and that you'll keep fucking your bitch all you want and then if the principle/police want to start shit tell them to fuck off too.

As far as these dumb cunts are concerned all you've done is fucked a girl 1 year younger than you and had some nudez of her, they can eat a fat dick.

so op is dumb enough to tell everyone that he possesed cp?
that's a pretty good instruction how to get in trouble.

>>680027003
consequences will never be the same.

>>680030628
nobody knows. we're just pretending and going along with it. that's what we do here.

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>>680030918
Or you could tell us the clincher here. You're getting really aggressive with this kik profile.

>>680031312
no am avoid v&

>>680031307
Cp you retarded nigger

>>680031312
>inb4 fbi

>>680031462
copy paste? chesse pizza? I DUNNO KNOW WHAT IT COULD MEAN, tell me faggot.

>>680029712
Don't listen to this guy - shank a guard on arrival

>>680031748
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>>680031748
Fucking cp dumbass, that's what it means

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>>680031468
Ah! Yes! Thats exactly how to screen strangers! Do you have a kik profile? Because the FBI doesnt have fake kik profiles! Just as much chance getting v&

>>680029177
jesus thats a low gpa

Do any of you comprehend how a smart phone works?

Shh... listen to the bitstreams... don't wake up... don't think...

>>680031890
cp, like ceepee?? damn this riddle, c'mon, a /b/ro

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Don't die on me!

For those of you who want to know, let me agressively promote kik once more

Kik: what.tho

>>680032352
it is an acronym for illegal shit

>>680032419
know what?

>>680032419
Or for my PC users, my email

[email protected]

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>>680032578
The reason why I'm totally and utterly fucked

>>680032578
Right!? This guys like a camwhore! Keeps suggesting the private chat

>>680032614
ahahah wtf is that email?
please tell me you just made that for this event?

>>680025658
this, and say you were raped as a kid so you're just fucked up from it

>>680032517
I knew it! fucking junkies and their drugs.
cp means also crystal posession?

>>680032714
It's because I don't want to be b&

>>680032767
for sexting his 17 yo gf?

No one will like to have a pedo in their basement, that make them also guilty.
Man up, kill yourself or steal enough money for a week and get out of city.
Faggot

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>>680032709
Just tell us OP

>>680032747
I did indeed, don't want to get raped because all my other emails are attached to the phone that was already taken

>>680024080
So what kind of cheddar pie was it?? Siberian Mouse, Jessi Slaughter, Stickam camwhores from long ago??

>>680032924
Said I don't want b&

>>680032939
just say it on here OP, as long as you don't post nudes tbh

>>680032343
Explain

Just tell us OP!

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>>680032841
I'm sure your ban will be up by the time you're out of prison. Tell us!

>>680032709
and why are you fucked? are you a faggot? it's thats why your father beat the shit out of you? never be homosexual dude, thats not cool.

>>680032841
I hope your behind 7 proxxys. cause there monitoring right now this thread and your pc

>>680033106
>>680033079
>>680033097
>>680032924
>>680032714
The secret is that I am a minor, can't get money or car, I'm fucked. Whatever happens, I have to deal with it the rest of my life, unless I leave and start over

You're a fucking idiot for having Cheese Pizza on your phone in the first place you fucking jew

>>680024080
You would would take it in the ass from me man, sure. I'm 5'3, fat and have this crazy neck beard thing going on.

>>680027003
Your dad is a pussy. Don't let him slap you around, faggot

>>680032352
forrrrrrrre foook sayke

how can you no comprendee fuckin cp


cheese pizza , fuckin cheese pizza , whats the letters mean to you when ops talking about naked pictures of his underaged girl , cheeeeeeese pizza

fuck me /b/ gets smarterer by the day

What kind of tasteless savage puts cheddar on a pizza?

>>680033359
>I am a minor
Idk how it works in the US but if you're a minor and so is your GF then you're fine

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>>680024080
Well, hello Paul. You sick fuck. 5-7 year olds? Someone will find you.

>>680033573
In the US it's illegal as fuck

>>680024080
Important question : was it worth the fap to get CP or was it just another joyless masturbation?

the fuck had cheese pizza to do with uneraged girls?

drugs, cheese pizza and now girls?

I really start to believe you're bait as shit.

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>>680033359
You're a minor!? You dumb magnificent /b/astard! They'll let you off real light, and records will be sealed when you're 18!

>>680033666
Then GG OP

>>680032995

jessi has a minge like a donor kebab , if he had that vile puss hole then he deserves better cp rather than getting raped in the shower at his local jail

>>680033666
I wish my first satanic trips weren't under these circumstances.

>>680026868
Pretty sure the carrier isn't gonna have logs of the shit he d/l from kik

>>680033359
>minor

Yeaaa you'll be fine since you're both minors. If you were legal and exchanging nudes with a minor, it would be a whole different story. Hope you learned your lesson dumb ass.

>>680033666
He already ignored Satan trips telling him to burn shit.

>>680033760
can you hear dink dink dink , thats the sound of my head on the screen

first time on the net ? wordie isnt it

>>680024080
Burn your phone, no chicken potpie left, unless they already found it. Fuck running away, pretty sure age of consent in WA is 16 anyway.

>>680024726
that lizard is stressed as fuck

>>680033870
I'm just trying to get this faggot to tell what he's got. Slaughter did have the roast beef though.

Well everyone, I'm going to let the thread die. I'll update when I get more info. Again, my kik is what.tho and my email is [email protected]

I love each and every one of you, whether you like it or not.

Kek op just go on a rampage. You're already screwed.

>>680024080
Ooohhhh... You mean C.heeze P.izza. Yeah your life is over.

>>680024080
http://www.legalmatch com/law-library/article/washington-age-of-consent-lawyers.html

>>680027644
This guy knows

>>680032882
Nah, if he gets caught with the the cheesier pizza

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>>680034306
We'll miss you OP. Go with God.

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>>680033748

dude thats creep as fuck

>>680024080
Bubba always accepts new cellmates

If OP isn't a faggot and this is real:
fucking light the phone with Pizza on fire, smash it with a hammer, fucking obliterate it and pray that the phone they took doesn't have any Cheese

>>680034183
no wonder you'rethis retarded, when your father beat you cause of your homosexuality and you now bash your head against the screen.

you should seek mental help

>>680024080
Say hi to Jared the subway guy when you get there.

>>680030951
This guy fucking gets it

>>680030628
Hard candy. Ring a bell?

>>680033359
if you yourself are a minor than charges for Cheese Pizza are fucknig nothing but a slap on the wrist dumbass nigger

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>>680034947
who mad ?


he mad
cpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcp

>>680026868
>cell logs
It's kik, not text. The provider doesn't known shit except he was communicating with kik servers at some point

>>680027003
>abetting

>>680025971
Idk if im joining this thread too late but I've had encounters with the police and with lawyers whove given me advice. Best thing to do is say nothing. Heresay is not enough for them to go through your phone. Lawyer up if you have to. Better to be embarrassed but not fucked for life with these charges. Tell the school/cop you have no idea what hes talking about and you dont have anything else to say about it. "I have nothing else to say, if you are charging me I will call a lawyer, otherwise please stop disturbing me"

The state police were showing up at my house and calling me regularly over a misunderstanding of some sort, but I refused to come in for questioning, I said if you suspect me of a crime, press charges and I will get a lawyer then we can talk, until then please don't bother/harass me.


It worked. They went away, never heard about it again. Good luck anon, the dumbest thing you can ever do is talk to police. And I like police and believe they do good for society, but if you are suspect the ONLY thing to do is not talk to them and reach out to a lawyer. You can even call and get a free consultation.

>>680035679
that's what they want you to believe.

>>680035679
The files can still be pulled from Kik's server I'm pretty sure. Same for snapchat.

>>680035679
Are you retarded or just lacking in knowledge? You de realise that kik has a database accessible under order from the supreme court or DoJ? All the police have to do is ask that kik give their records to use as evidence.

>>680027003
>they look through phone
You let them look through your phone? Are you retarded? How hard would it have been to pull a simple "uhhh, I forgot my password". Wait, let me guess. Your phone doesn't even have a lock on it, does it. Fucking dumbass

>>680036032
b-but muh freedom!

>>680033590
Look at this post. He's no fucking minor. He was just busted in Spoko days ago.

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Post every last cheddary pie you got in here right now and you can crash with me.

I (>>680035810) just read >>680036123 , you should not have let them look through your phone. but 2 phones? sounds like youre okay mate. your family will get over it. sounds like you avoided anyone finding pizza so youre good

>>680028031
>Option 1: Return phone and go to prison to have your rectum resized on the daily
>Option 2: Tell friend you lost the phone and offer to buy a new one

Yeah fuck, this is a real dilemma

>>680036200
That doesn't even make sense you dense faggot. You have no freedom and any freedom that you think you have is a lie. If you want freedom go live in a swamp somewhere and eat onions. It is a sad but definite truth that privacy is a lie and any freedoms we may still have will be gone in the following years.

>>680036123
>forgot my password
yeah, try it and see how they get access without your permission in 1-2 days while you sit in custody for restraining orders.

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>>680027003
First off, your dad is a cunt, getting mad about nudes? Jesus fucking christ. What a cock.
Secondly, you're fine. They shouldn't have suspended you. And you also shouldn't let them see your phone.

>>680036574
>A real dilemma
No it's fucking not just burn the phone with the Cheese Pizza on it..

>>680036743
This anon is unfortunately right. You must have read about the recent debate between the FBI and apple. Even if you don't have an iphone you're still fucked. The FBI and indeed the DoJ can and will unlock your phone to get evidence.

>>680036868
age of consent had nothing to do with anything.
but yeah, they shouldn't have suspended him but I've been suspended for less

>>680036732
there is even no place on earth where you can have even this kind of onioneating swamp freedom, cause everybit of our world belongs to someone

>>680030628
It's a type of worm carcass that produces a highly illegal poison through the process of decomposition. Even having a picture is considered malice of forethought in most states, Washington included

>>680036868

dads pissed as he didnt get to see the pics before the cops got hold of the phone

>>680034306
Scared you didn't I, Paul.

>>680032517
Stop feeding the newfags

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>>680026261
Underrated post

>>680037341
not op here seeing as you can do your research you should know that... but why did you have to go and scare him off... it was fun seeing all the holes in his story...

>>680032614
I'm glad you did this! I was gonna suggest that the first thing you should do is start creating emails explicitly denoting your crimes, but you beat me to it! Your intelligence is unwavering yet

I live about 30 minutes away. I need pics of you before I can make my decision

>>680028072
You're a punk in OH? I'm sorry man. I'm in Cincy and the punk scene here is basically dead. The people are all crusties and hippie trash.

>>680037517
He'll be back. This place is all he's got at the moment...

>>680024726
Bump

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>>680024993
I'd watch the shit out of that war.

>>680035845
>>680036032
Yes, that's why I was responding to the post about going to the cell carrier. You fuckers are so trigger happy to argue with someone you can't even think through the post before you reply.

>>680036743
>>680037029
That only applies to iPhone models before the 5s. Any models after this were specifically designed so that Apple can't even unlock it, exactly for this reason. And good luck cracking that encryption

>>680026019
child porn.

>>680036913
Holy fuck are you that stupid? It was obviously sarcasm you dumb shit

>>680037678
not samefag, I'm actually in Ohio too. punk city in Cleveland, more specifically Lakewood, is thriving

http://m.kxly.com/news/former-deadliest-catch-cast-member-headed-to-court-on-child-porn-charges/39031408

>cops knock on door
>answers door with boner
>kek

>>680038067
Yes and that's why we're saying kik also has a record of every conversation OP has had. Either way he's fucked so why don't you sit down and watch the fireworks. I do have suspicions that OP is a massive faggot and this is b8 but will remain until 404.

>>680036913
>not getting sarcasm
Fuck off to tumblr

>>680038548
holy shit, never heard of this

>>680038570
So the cops are gonna go the cell carrier, see that he's been using a shit ton of apps, subpoena every single app that might have dirt on him, and then bring down the swift hammer of justice? Not saying OP isn't a fucking a retard, but they aren't gonna go to all that trouble for some teenage kid who had a pic of his naked gf. He'll get one after school detention and nobody will ever speak of it again. If anything his social status will increase

>>680038834
Just happened a few days ago.

>>680038355
oh anon, it's just a matter of time, nothing more.
they will hold all evidence till limitation.
someday all backdoors will be installed and all providers corrupted.

only a matter of time.

>>680027974
The "smash into a thousand pieces" method is my personal favorite for sensitive situations.

>>680038982
That's the rub. He's full of shit about being a teen. See above link.

>>680039083
I doubt it. It's not just a matter of ideology for Apple (although that's a part of it), it's the fact that it's annoying and wastes their time having to constantly hand shit over to the government. By creating their technology such that it is impossible for them to do so, the government has no choice but to leave them alone and that's what they want. So unless legislation passes that demands all tech companies are able to access their customers' devices, not gonna happen. And corporate lobbyists will make sure such legislation will take decades, especially since most people are fed up with this Patriot Act horse shit

>>680038644
Sarcasm is hard to understand on the internet stop invading my safe space faggot

>>680038355
>muh asymetric 128 bit encryption
anon-kun, it's so kawaii how you pretend to be silly

>>680027543
Destroy that phone, seriously microwave it and smash it with a hammer and throw it in a fire.

If they only saw the other phone you're golden

>>680024567
Bumpin for story time

>>680039768
Yeah, that's why the government is taking all this time to subpoena Apple instead of just cracking the encryption. Dumbass

>>680040015
Late to the party anon.

Story is already posted.

>>680039702
>the goverment has no choice but to leave them alone

sheepnoises.m4a

>>68003235
Fucking shit Google it. 4Chan isn't the only website in the world

>>680040015
Always that one faggot who bumps after he's only read 2% of the thread

We'll find out if OP is telling the truth. Keep an eye on Spokane newspapers because their police are aware of and are probably watching this thread as we type.

>>680024080
My suggestion: start working out and get strong. If you get jailed, fight your way to the throne or die trying. Don't be afraid and keep on fighting.

>>680040240
But in the end they cracked it without help from apple.

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What a bait.

First he says he is 18 then he is minor.

Meeeh.

>>680040727
Yeah, solid advice. Also break a limb, that way you can't go to prison. If they say you're good to go, ask to go to the bathroom. You'll be escorted, but no-one can prevent you from slamming the stall door against your hand.

That's a proven method BTW

>>680040399
Is the only way you can make a technological argument is by listing filenames you think are clever? Is this how your interviews go:
>Hey Anon, welcome to the firm, we're glad to have this opportunity to meet
>thankyou.jpg
>Uh... Right. So anyway, we'll go ahead and get started. What's your take on how Apple handles its encryption methods?
>lolsheeps.png
>I'm sorry, what?
>muhcryption.wav
>Okay I think we've heard enough

>>680040778
Yeah, because it was an iPhone 5c and not a later model

>>680041021
my first comment today and I triggered a faggot, I'm not even sure what you fags debatting about.
>lives good

>>680040962
awfully fishy if ya ask me

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>>680025332
OC here, i had some of those too