>>680009691
19 czeckin in

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>>680009911
Lol

I happen to be 19 but i guarantee the 85% of /b/tards browsing right now are ages 11-17

>>680010090
What's what i'm seeking for

>>680010243
Thats what i'm seeking for* fml

>>680010415
>newfags can't greentext.

25
Why am I still here?

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>>680009691
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>>680010588
>I
>can
>you
>fag

25

>>680010588
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

28

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>>680010645

>>680010588
>sup

>>680011642
this

20

>>680010588
>>680009911
>>680011722
winrar

>>680010588
<faggot

I am 50 years old. No shit, 50.

>>680009691
27. Tried the normie life for a while. Wasn't for me but I got left behind in the exodus.

>>680011863
Bait
No one is THAT stupid

I'm 25

>>680009691
Older than 99% of you faggots

>>680009691
Hello mr moderator

>>680009691
30 in numbers

26

41 and a half.

>>680009691
35

Yes i am that pathetic

>>680009691
almost 17

>>680012359
MODS

>>680012339
Hey me too

>>680012339
36 here. Not pathetic, just bored.

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Twenty 5
I punch people for a living

24, and been on and off here for about one month, none lurker i always having something too post.

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19 in a month

It depends on how old the girl is

>>680009691
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>>680009691
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>>680009691
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>>680012549
You are officially an oldfag
Congrats

20. Next month 21.

>>680011768
minor reported

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>>680012745

>>680012171
Fuck off you bad troll

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>>680011768
>>680011981
>>680012171
>>680012359
If you're retarded enough to think this is good bait you deserve the ban.

>>680012171
If you perchance are serious, kill yourself.

>>680009691
Old enough to be your father(s).
>JOE 32
>RON 33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgh7WCgb6M

>>680009691


42. Bored, not ashamed.
Where should I be anyway?

21 I think OR 22, I forget

>>680013201
Nigger thefuck do you not know your age

>>680013368
it's quite easy when you lose track of time

23, I have a problem with normality so I am a jack of all trades and master of none. Always come back here because why the fuck not.

>>680012444
witnessed
>00

>>680013731
How tf do you lose track of time you autistic faggot?!

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23.5

>>680012444
Observed
>11

>>680014097
Having no life. I agree with this faggot though. Knowing your age is practically useless.

>>680013368
Kept track until this last week n sorta forgot. I think I turned 21 last birthday but honestly cant remember. Plus I lie about my age n Started smoking weed so thats probably why I forgot

>>680014097
when you spiral out into severe depression you tend to not do anything but sleep, then eventually you forget what day it is and so on

>>680009691
9 omgf jk im akctualy 18

19 turning 40

>>680010606

Because we never leave, /b/rother.

>>680013180
You shouldn't. This is the digital age and this is a social hangout.

>>680009691
22 from few weeks.
God, I'm pathetic. I've never had a gf, still virgin and there's nothing seem to change that.

>>680014558
Gtfo Ur not old enough to use 4chek

>>680014558
reported, gtfo

>>680009691

38 with the mind of a 16 year old

>>680009691
21

>>680009691
17

>>680014742
You probably forgot where you are, but we're all virgins here friend

>>680014383
Ever hear of ketamine /b/ro? I need to get some every few months to keep the depression away, and it completely reverses everything.

>>680010090
wow we have a big boy here guys,
you too are a kid faggot

>>680014742
Strip club, pay money to use the back room and fuck. I did it once to see what the experience was like for women, you know, to put things in perspective if I ever have children and a little girl.

>>680014908
Love me some special K

>>680014915
Wow we have a big boi heer guis, wacth as I insert my domininants on 4chek

>>680014843
banned

>>680015004
what.. kinda strip club did you go to??

>what state

>>680009691
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>>680015136
Florida, the Pot o Gold or something that is right outside Space, that house music nightclub.

78 Female

>>680015371
Picd?

>>680015136
>>680015262
I must say the stripper was really nice. She offered me a xanax and I kindly declined as I said I had plenty. I was rolling that night to get the full emotional experience.

18

>>680010588
>legit can't type a smaller than sign

>>680015136
I also haggled her down from 250 to 150. I am quite happy about my hustling skills that night.

I am 23. Let me sum up my experience:
Dear fellas, I can't believe how crazy things are on the internet. I saw a meme once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The internet went and got itself in a big damn shithole. The image board got me into this halfway home called /b/ and some pichtures to fap to. It's hard not getting b& and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time, due to massive masturbation to traps. I don't think the mods likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to /b/ and feed the newfags. I keep thinking m00t might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams likeall my loved memes and reaction pictures suddently have a 9gag watermark on them. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while browsing /b/ to remember what i am. Maybe I should get me a girlfriend and get some friends so i would stop being a fat autistic weebo. I could use Facebook while I try to socialise, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I really like it here. I'm tired of seeing roll and steam beg threads on here. I've decided to stay, but I doubt they'll stop being Newfags. Not for an oldfag like me. P.S: Tell Asian m00t I'm sorry I didnt deliver in my thread in 2006. No hard feelings.

>>680009691
18 :D

>>680015661
> :D
faggot

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21. Not a day of my life do I regret coming here when I was 15.

>>680009691
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>>680015136
Most low quality strip clubs you can at least get a blowjob. I usually don't bother asking at the fancy ones.

Just ask if there are any special services in the back room. Then she'll either say no (usually not in a rude or offended way) or more likely give you a list of prices.

If she stops after "blowjob" just say "How much to fuck?" Or ask for a half and half (half blowjob half fuck).

They do technically work in the sex industry. Most expect this as long as you are just businessy about it. But you can be flirty too. Just try not to be a supercreep. Shave your unabrow.

>>680015929
You should only give your business to the first women that tries to earn that dollar. That is how I did it and that is how you will get the most out of it.

I turned 19 yesterday

>>680015929
Samefag.

My first time going to a fancy strip club I was like "So what's a guy gotta do to get his dick sucked?" Then I got laughed at by a girl named Cinnamon.

It was hilarious. It was my birthday and I was fucking destroyed. After that she basically jacked me off through my pants with her ass. There were cameras in the back rooms so no sex shit.

Nice girl though.

kek, 33 and married. I started browsing 4chan around 2004 so that's a long time ago...

>>680016026
I've never thought about it, but I think you're right. I've always enjoyed myself most with the first to approach. Good advice.

>>680016548
Another way of putting this is to go after the most proactive female that you come across.

25

I am seventy-three years of age! :-)

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old enough to fuck ur mum xDD

34. really wish i never found this place.

>>680011965
I turn 50 next month.
Sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who isn't younger than 20 on here! Especially in the last couple years.

-4.0199999999999999

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>>680015371
Alright, I guess I'll have to be the one who says it:
Post your tits great grandma!

You are -4.019 bared old?

Churyhciio

>>680017486
50 also here.

almost 30

i was born in 1996, almost 45 years ago

>>680009691
20 y/o

Too old

>>680018752
If she posts tits I am getting the fuck out!

15 fags, youngest so far

>>680018561
lmfaooo

Im 15, but you wouldn t know of i didnt mention it. we are mostly mature, we are basically adults. so banning and hate people (like me) for my age (which is just a num ber and does not repressent my maturity) is stupid. suck cocks faggots

>>680019888
Trips speaks Truth!

>>680020023

>teenager
>basically adults
>pick one

enjoy your ban faggot :^)

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You fucking kids think you own the internet... you have no idea what it took to get here....

I connected to Delphi on my Apple IIe for the first time in 1984.... played chess against someone that same year.... downloaded my first image in 1988.... ran my own BBS in 1992.... played my first morpg in 1995 .... etc....

4chan is interesting, but it too shall pass

>>680020023
Trust me, we know it without you having to tell us!
I remember how mature I thought I was at 15 too!

>>680020139
No one gets banned anymore. Where did snacks head off to?

>>680020023
>suck cocks faggots
real mature you little shithead

>>680009691
Im not shitting you 18

>>680020409

Got banned a few weeks back for "doxing". People get banned all the time.

>>680018752
You would not want to see them. It is something you can't unsee.

I've been going on this site since I saw my grandson's laptop was on it. I get some good laughs, and there always seems to be somebody near where breaking news is happening. I've gotten more information here than most news agencies.

25

>>680020533
How would the mods know that you are pinging the shit out of some random website?

16

>>680020745
u dum

>>680020023
this.
>oldfags being this butthurt

ur era is over. It was YOU guys who made 4chan racist, sexist and xenophobic. this is very problematic.

As the new generation, WE will make 4chan a better place.
expect us

barely legal ;^)

>>680020023
You're right about what you said, but you're not one of them. Immature shit.
''The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.''
The fact that you were even talking about a ban shows what a dumbshit you are.

>>680020745

I don't know what pinging anything has to do with doxing. Posted some info of a girl who was fucking around on my buddy.

White knight reported my posts I guess, got a two week ban.

>>680021041
I don't know what that means

>>680021129

What rule violating did you get cited for?

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>>680009813
From Czech republic? I'll be there about mid July, what should I see?

>>680009691
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>>680021268
Which enterprise is that?

27, started coming here at 21 maybe 22. I should really do something with my life.

12 motherfucker!!!! Let's see some tits!

>>680021233

Fuck if I know. I think global rule 4.

I can barely remember what I did two days ago, let alone two weeks ago.

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>>680021396
Enterprise J. It appeared in the "Enterprise" series when Archer was catapulted into the future.

>>680020630
Respect.
You're the same age as my mom (which should tell you my approximate age), and my mom is not near open-minded enough to handle 4chan! I also have been here since 2005 and have gotten a lot of juicy news tidbits here. But it is a lot like swimming through a sea of shit looking for that one occasional gem!
Keep doing what you do! Good to know there are '/b/ros' like you on here! I've also seen a lot of things I can't unsee on /b/, so feel free to post your tits! I can always GTFO!

>>680021504
Oh. Never watched that series.

>>680021159
yeah exactly.?

>>680009691
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>>680021619
It's the series I like the least.

53. God dammit

>>680015872
K

>>680021722
tng>tos>ds9>voyager>enterprise?

>>680020023
At 15 I was sure that i am as mature as one can be. I was a little fag like you, nothing more

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>>680021867
Er....

VOY> DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT

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Depends what year it is

>>680010588
[greentext]Then take this faggot[/greentext]

42. But I look and act much younger.
My gf is 19.

>>680012871
what were the 3 deleted ones ?

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>>680022105

>>680019529:
everyone, neo /b/..
Atleast use a fucking calculator if you can't use your head. This is what happens when you let <13 kids on here. Pure faggotry. -.-!

>>680009691
am i the only 14 here ?

>>680022237
>responds to bait

>>680022128
>But I look and act much younger
S'pose that ain't rare on /b/ !

to 680022345:

14 yo here :p
Youre not the only one

>>680022345
let's hope so

>>680022237
Are you saying that poster was neo?
It's not.
I am though.

>>680022471
what daycare u go to anon?

>>680009691
I'm 19 now but I browsed /b/ the most when I was 14-15

21. Lurking since I was 13

>>680009691
30/ m oregon usa

>>680022471
to link a post, click on the ID

to 680022563:

'daycare'
loool i cant even

44 not the oldest one here..Hail Satan

>>680022237
Having a little trouble with math?
You're getting senile in your old age!

>>680010588
>REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEE

78 lurking since 12 years old

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>>680011965
>>680013180
>>680014807
>>680015145
>>680017172
>>680017486
>>680017299
>>680019356
>>680021741
>>680022128
hey kiddies..im 61 now go away you all bother me

>>680011965
Need proof
ID and face. Obv censor your main shit. Just need birthday.

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>>680021665
obscure memes

>>680014908
Just be careful of the k hole, that can cause more damage than good.

>>680022730
stop being such a fucking newfag

>>680020919
>>680020919
>>680020919

> MODS

>>680022940
it's not that uncommon for someone who's 40+ to browse 4chan
Advice: Lurk moar

to >>680022729
thanks man

to>>680022934
i dont think 4chan was there when you were 12 lol maybe only google. busted.

I'm 4 you niggets

>>680023047
You want the mods to ban like 1/5th of the community?

>>680009691

I'm sucking a harble.

2006 here.

27,m

>>680023194
u are like 12" steel plate dense
totally a complement

>>680010606
26 here...

>>680014318
Does anyone find this believable?

>>680009691
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>>680020023
This made me tear up from laughter

>>680009691
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> yes 32

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>>680023121
I lurk all the time. And I know it's not uncommon but it's definitely more common for younger people to be on here. I just want proof cuz literally anyone can claim a certain age. Like im 61.

>>680023225
yes please. like we need 14yo kids posting bananas and spongebob maymays

>>680018561
Mods

>>680023503
If he was brought up in another country in an orphanage or in the system in the usa.

21 turning 22 in September

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>>680010090
Wow, 19?

I'm 31 and the realisation that I'm still browsing 4chan at this age is horrifying.

You're still a little faggot though.

>>680023225
Underage detected.

>>680009691
22
I've been here since 2009

>>680015752
You do realize you just made his face have awesome eyebrows, right?

28 kissless virgin small cock chronic fapper living at my parents.

>>680009691
18. Turned it in march. But ive browsed here when I was 17.

>>680023828
Thats the 4chan's dream

>>680023737
I'm 25 and have been here since 2003, back when it was still .net. Beyond all the cp and gore, 4chan is funny. It's the reason that we are still here.

>>680021061
Kill Yourself

>>680023225
Yes

>>680023608
Then ban those fags, don't ban someone based on age. And it's not like banana and spongebob maymays ruin threads, it's you who's being such a butthurt bitch about it ruining it for yourself by letting it bother you.

>>680009691
I'm 36. I wish I were younger.

eighteen but i've been on this site since i've been fucking twelve

i am a fucking meme

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>>680020189
...a/s/l?

Just kidding, I am you and I still think you're a faggot.

>>680009691
>23
>browsing since 2009
>had stopped coming to /b/ all last year
>had to come back
>you /b/ros are alright

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>>680023608
This.
Please have ALL the underage actually b&!

hi guys

-xDavz

>4chan

This fucking thread is cancer, I'm gonna go throw my fucking computer in a river.

>>680009691
31 manchild here

>>680024021
Kinda true. If people didn't cry about it so much, the faggots posting their shit wouldn't be encouraged to do it as much cuz they wouldn't be getting a reaction. Literally ignore the faggots. But still, ban underage fucknuts and niggers posting shit memes.

>>680024239
dont
i live there

>>680023662
Read the rests of his posts, retard. That's not the case.

>>680024239
I can't tell if most or none of this shit is bait.

>>680009691
20 and im the coolest kid in the world

>>680024112
Damn, son...

>>680024321
yeah, I can see what you mean though.

>>680024412
>river
>bait
ROTFL i get it

>>680024328
Okay, wouldn't want you snooping through my hard drive.

19

>>680024535
kek'd

>>680009691
25 britbong

>>680024095
A shit one like that fucking banana

>>680009691
35
Tried this socially acceptable reddit thing, wasn't for me

<be me
< hey guys I'm totally eighteen
<<. This is really rare I LeRk a lot
<<<< but all you old grandpa fags need to get a life
:to post 6481019474

This thread

I'm 30. Old newfag reporting. Been here since 2011. Suck it

>>680016140

Old enough to swallow dick, amirite?

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yaah fuccc boisss
my birth days was 10 days ago