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>be 10
>beat up dogs,snakes,crows what not
>grow chickens in you backpack
>buy frying pans for your girl
>pray
>save the world
>>680004714
It's a game where you burn japs with flamethrowers.
>>680004827
Literally every WWII game ever.
>>680004714
Some Harvest Moon game?
you have a gun, you kill people with the gun
>god dammit
>motherfucker
>fucking bullshit
>STOP KILLING ME, WHAT THE FUCK
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>680005282
Could be any roguelike, but I'm going with Dark Souls since it's popular now.
>>680004714
Satan wall with ponytail 90s fag for a brain shoots demons out of its forhead at you until you give it rocket brain surgery.
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>680004714
Love Hina
>>680005282
Dark Blood Monster Souls Borne Hunter
> Arrive at new city for one drug deal
> Family gets fucked up
> Stay in the city instead of going back like a normal human being would
>>680004714
>explore a giant map that has nothing in it
>explore giant map to look for your horse
>kill to save girl
>she's sleeping/in coma
>>680005282
Garry's Mod DarkRP.
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>680006446
Skyrim?
>>680006254
That fuckawful Kane and Lynch sequel?
>>680006545
Got em
>>680005419
Doom
>>680006600
Nein
>>680006254
>>680006600
No, it's GTA Vice City.
>>680006446
fuck off witcher is good :C
>>680006640
YASSS!
>>680006545 Nope
>>680006644 Nope
>>680006446
Shadow of the Colossus
>>680006446
Then it's clearly Ocarina of Time.
>>680006446
shadow of the collossus
> get gun
> shoot
> throw
> get knife
> throw
> fight period men
> distort space-time continuum
Be a fag that works for a company to as a security , shit Góes down and u almost die , turn into a cyborg and fight crime
>>680006787
Fail
>>680006446
Last line really gave it away, Shadow of the Colossus.
>>680006799
You also get a slice of Ukraine.
>>680006840
Quantum break?
>>680006840
SUPER. HOT.
>>680005076
wait i think i heard of that one before
>>680006972
Nopey Dopey
>captured.jpg
>get saved by rat
>go apeshit
>kill things
>unlock whole map
>unclear understanding of the plot synopsis
>Scientist fucks the world shit up with this one weird trick
>Breach, bang and clear
>>680006852
deus ex
Save the world by flushing various objects down the toilet.
>>680007342
Good job
>be angel n shit
>uh oh we fell nigga
>see fairy with fake tan
>ride train into space
>find glowing pears
>kicking the shit out of your best mate
>go to jail somewhere in there
>>680007335
SWAT 4
>be weak as fuck
>get strong
>kys in sequel
>released between 2014-2016
>>680007335
Rainbow six siege?
>>680006446
Witcher 3
Fuck you though it was great
>>680007459
Yip
>>680007620
It was Shadow of the Colossus.
>be hacker
>free girl from her restraints
>wake up 6 months later
>everything went to shit and she's a psycho
>you must kill her with your 1337 5k1LLz
>did we just get nuked?
>get raped at the end of the game
>>680007309
Rayman dos?
>>680006254
Gta vice city
>>680004714
In this game, you can supercharge your tesla and use nitro to make it go faster and win races.
Also, 0-500Mph in 2 seconds.
>>680007724
Nien.
>>680004714
>Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
>No, of course you don't.
Get into game , die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Get skin
Die
Die
Get hacks
Get banned
Die
>>680004714
Tits and boobs
http://www.streamboobs.com/clarisse__/
>>680007763
Need for speed: most wanted?
>>680007761
Done n dusted
Nobody's gonna get this one
>Be som military dude
>Go into mission into weird ass russian secret island labs
>find black hole gun
>fuck shit up with it
>kill boss with it
>>680007832
Dark souls.
>>680005282
COD
>>680007713
fear right?
>i'm keeping the baby
>>680007788
Skyrim(job)
>>680007840
No.
>>680007713
Call of duty 4.
>>680007832
Cs:go
>>680007698
Watch_dogs
>>680007698
System Shock
>it hurts when i pee from my six inch unmanned drone
>be a virgin
>kill other fags with characters with huge tits
>spend all your money in game
>be virgin again
>>680007832
csgo
>>680006852
Crackdown?
>>680007980
Yes
>go to school
>pass out
>on an island
>fat bastard gets murdered
>pheonix wright that shit
>lots more of the same thing happens
>some corperate cunts tell you youre not a you
>go super saiyan
>press some buttons
>>680008051
what is any mmo ever
>be military dude in future
>have a nigga buddy
>go into mission in Japan or China or some shit
>world is full on android cyborg humanlike bots
>kill bot
>Your cute asian gf is robot
>kill cute anime gf or kill ur boss
>kill moar rowboats in boss fight
>win (gf leaves or dies)
>>680004827
rising storm?
>>680007888
Singularity?
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>680008115
dangan ronpa 2
Nostalgic favs
> Captured.jpg by doggers
> Find dem treasure mapz in prison
> Atari Breakout
> Fight doggos n kittens to get dem stonez
> goto temple and fight final Kat.cr to get amulet
> Ahoy!
>>680008081
Yes
>>680008051
WoW
>>680008188
ding ding ding
>>680008175
Bravo sir!
>>680007449
Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
>you pew pew a lot
>you tips your fedora
>you actually look good in your fedora
>the old guy says hello to you
>too bad you both don't like each other anymore
>>680008121
It is a moba
>>680007897
Fear 2 but yeah
>kek
>u kill hitler
>>680008150
Some metal gear game
>>680008051
world of warcraft or any of those generic mmos
>Be me
>Super storm hits my town on a mountain
>Sleeping through it when mom freaks out and tells me we need to evacuate
>She grabs my parka and we start to go
>Dad ask if I need to grab anything before I go
>"Yes"
>2fukinbadm8
>Just keep running
>Holy fucking shit friends brother is in the river
>Get told to run to town for help with another friend of mine G
>Run to town and back with help
>Holy fucking shit a boulder came crashing down the mountain
>Holy fucking shit it just smacked right down on my friends J's house
>Little kid is gone
>People hurt
>Run back to get more help with G
>Find these two anime lookin muthfuckas
>Get 100-0 in one round
>Restart the game 4 times before I realize im supposed to go through the "end" credits to actually play the game.
>get off a boat
>steal everything that isnt nailed down
>maybe think about saving the world or whatever
>>680008269
yup
>blue, orange
(this is ridiculously obvious)
>>680008355
Sniper elite
>>680008315
>implying ther eis a difference except on the number of virgins on the map
>>680008416
potial
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>680008399
wat
>>680006446
>>680006928
She isn't sleeping/coma though. She's dead.
>>680008413
Assassins Creed black flag
>u talk to a fish
>fish has face
>fish is human
>fish is asshole
Wat game?
>>680008416
Half Life 3
>>680008448
never heard of that game before
>>680008413
Morrowind
>>680008413
goddamn I'm good, plus the space train was the fuckin best
>made of cloth
>fucking leg it from left to right
>slap all your friends
>crossdress
>>680007309
The bard
>>680008503
Se(a)men
>>680008416
Splatoon
>>680008380
No but it's a Gears of War clone. With voice commands.
>>680007832
Rust
>>680008553
top 2nd favourite game
>>680008537
yeah
>>680006840
Hotline miami 2
>the edge
>the memes
>>680008481
Nope, try again.
>live suks go kill yourself
>lel no go do shit we cant cuz of rules we made ourself
>wreck big snakefish and tap dat booty
>get rekt
>unrekt
>kill giant ginger
>stealy wheely automobily
>wake up
>le spooky man gives you shitty advice
>monsters and shit
>did
>rinse and repeat
>>680008666
Nos
>command troops
>get called a gardening puppy
>op britains rape teammate
>teammate says its your fault
>teammate leaves
>still win with bot
>>680008678
saints row
>happy people everywhere
>u know shits fucked up
>happy people kill you unless you take psycho pills
>kill happy people
>>680008269
Game is based.
>>680008704
God of war.
>>680008725
GTA.
>>680008783
Red alert
>>680008725
Grand Debt Auto
>>680008557
Lil big planet
>>680008399
Golden Sun.
>God tier
>>680008725
Happy wheels.
>>680008678
Hatred.
>>wake up
>>Cars
>>Desert
>>680008804
the fuck is this?
>spawn in as a small circle
>eat anything that is smaller than you
>naked people
>bears suck
>>680008888
>Quads as well
This fucker knows whats up.
>kill cow
>chop log
>burn log
>cook meat
>burned.jpeg
>run out of a forest
>steal gemstones from literally everything
>some bitch telling you to save everyone from
some big ginger
>split the fabric of reality
>>680008950
Mad Max
>>680008947
yeah hatred is full of memes
>>680008804
Awww fuck I know this but forget the name
> new threat to humanity emerges
> bugs everywhere
>meet girl
> new boss betrays girl
> no one can get their shit together
> get shit together
> tag team threat with your new ally
It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years!
> Be me
> mailman
> wake up
> old guy fix you
> halp town / fuck town
> FUCK! cars don't work
> Huge ass chameleon kills you
> Dessert.notfood
>>680009112
call of duty ghosts
>>680004714
fable ?
Be a 10 year old
Some fucking monsters live everywhere u go
U meet an old fuck who tells u what those monsters are
U go out and start killing all the monsters and maybe slave some of them for your entertainment
>>680009032
agar io... what are you 13 years old?
>>680008824
Noice
>>680008844
>>680008838
>>680008870
all correct
>>680009032
Spore
>>680009032
Agar.io
>>680009073
Kind of
>>680009180
>implying
>>680009167
Pokemon
>>680009062
neincraft
>wake up
>be naked black man with huge dick
>start hitting tree
>americansniper.gif
>wake up
>be naked black man with huge dick
>>680009180
>12 year old detected
>>680009101
It is, like that "My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do" meme.
>>680009032
Cosmos or sumpting
>>680009266
That was quick
>>680009254
> XDXDXD'!!!!11!!!!11!!
>>680009281
>my minds telling me no
>>680009112
SUPER HOT (FIYAAA!)
>>680009154
Fallout: New Vegas
>>680009112
Doom?
>>680009154
new vegas
>>680008804
we happy few
>meet some bitch with a staff
>some guy magicing rocks into the planet
>bitch gets cut up
>everyone in the world is sad
>chicken man kills Russians
>>680009062
Runescape
>>680009341
Bingo
>>680009281
rust/minecraft
>>680007763
f-zero
>>680009306
it is a meme? i dont know never heard of it.
>new in town
>steal shit
>go to shop, sell shit, get armor and weapon
>venture forth
>attack unarmed, unarmored woman
>iron armor + sword vs cloth + bare knuckles
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>fists come flying in
>go down
>can't get up
>die
>>680009414
hotline memeiami
>>680009414
Hotline Miami
>>680009414
Hotline miami
>be 10
>be autistic/OCD
>want play with friends but autism too strong
>want play game but too stoopid
>lonely
>desperate AF
>build house with a pedo
>let him chase you and shit
>kill spider
>>680009154
New Vegas
>>680008804
we happy few boiiis
>>680004714
>in a hotel
>shit gone weird
>looking for muh wife
>le noire
>be sekrit agent (l33t ©)
>lil bitch isaac lives in head
>isac u jew help me solve crime
>break wood fences with crowbar and shoot backwards walking zombies
>>680009345
>>680009369
all correct!
>>680009416
Winrar
>JAAAASON
>SHAAAAAAUN
>>680009388
Winrar
>Wake up on boat
>"I'm sure they'll let us go"
>"Certain sign..."
>Sedya Neen
>>680008302
anyone?
>>680009418
Jus asked the same a few minutes ago :D
>>680009558
Heavy Rain
>>680009558
heavy rain.
>get to end
>connection to host has been lost
>forces of darkness invade
>you're an evil assassin contracted by mistress who's working for a demon
>kill innocents
>kill soldiers
>kill mages
>kill dwarves
>kill the queen
>conquer the world
>your mistress betrays her master and commands you to kill him
>her master commands you to betray her and kill her
>betray her
>kill her
>betray demon
>kill him too
>every character of any significance is now dead
Ebin plot. But game was fun.
>"nigger"
>"hope u get cancer"
>shoot people
>>680009584
already been done, morrowind
>>680009510
bingo
>Fight in middle age street against moustache
>Barman happy
>Fight against thief to save grill
>Barman happy
>Travel from Glasgow to Jerusalem to deliver some cow.
>Town mayor happy.
>Get more peasant to serve me.
>Peasant transform into knight
>Decide to pledge allegeance to a big lord.
>Fight against ennemy of the lord
>Connetable happy
>Capture a castle and create my glorious nation of the battletits empire
>Everyone unhappy about that.
>Mfw the game really begin now, but already 150H of play.
The prophety say: thou who find this one shall be the glorious mighty leader of the dubs
>>680009459
Morrowind.
I got two for you guys
>miracle uncle is leader
>little boy scams you live on twitch
>bullets are basically everything
>nazis and commies fight over broken railroads
and
>96.5% more wub wub
>>680009657
vermintide
>>680009679
gta sa?
>>680009633
>>680009648
Winners
>>680008562
Nope.
>>680009679
Grand Debt Auto: San AndreAnus
>>680009679
Cs go
>>680009470
Minecraft.
>chill in cell
>dude comes to give you a mission
>go to mission
>blink
>die
SUKA BLYAD IDI NA B
>>680009722
mount and blade
check'd
>>680009722
Mount and Blade
>>680009459
Dwarf fortress?
>>680009768
nope
>pay $100 for inert pixels
>wait months
>loading
>loading
>loading
>turn twenty degrees
>black out
>>680009662
sounds like great fun i have no idea what it is. please tell if noboy finds
>>680009766
metro?
>>680009679
Any FPS.
>be an anything
>land of lil dicks
>five or six kingdom
>be a commander or a king
>taverns, taverns, taverns
>>680009901
>>680009910
Damn. You guys are good
>nuclear underground railways
>CYKA BLYAT
>>680009722
Mount and Blade checkdd
>be father
>grab family
>starve
>>680004827
World At War
> Kat captured.jpg by doggers
> Breakout and get gems
> join and get NEIN lives
>>680009748
you better believe it
>>680009913
no morrowind
>>680009891
this spc horror game
you will not into space today
>>680010027
metro
>>680009999
Quads god damn
Fable
>>680010055
Sexty seconds
>>680010027
Metro 2033 games ftw
>>680010055
60 seconds.
>be Tasmanian Tiger.
>boomerangs.jpg
>bad guy is a cassowary
>larry the liar bird
>>680010153
this
>>680009766
Is the second one Borderlands 2?
>>680010163
try again
>>680010099
yea you nig
>>680009167
pokemon
>on the terrorist team
>only thing you can hear is people yelling allahu ackbar in the voicechat
>>680006446
Last of us?
>>680010221
first is metro
>>680010191
>>be Tasmanian Tiger.
the game is literally called Ty: The Tasmanian Tiger.
you're not supposed to include the name you dingus
>>680009888
correct, also trips
>>680010336
cs go
>nigga we live in hole in ground get us moar water
>fuck ok
>u go look water
>u find water
>here water
>nigga green hulks and computer dude wants entire the planet
>wot?
>go kill computer dude and kill hulks
>lol random monty python joke here
>kill bad dudes blow the base
>go back to hole
>"go away nigga"
>aaaaw shiet
Press X to Shaun
>>680010425
fo 1
>Where's the bomb
>where's the bomb
>wheres the bomb
>>680010455
heavy rain
>>680010373
Somebody already got it. It was Shadow of the Colossus.
>>680009459
Morrowind
>>680010395
Fine I'll give you another one.
>be a bandicoot
>>680010508
fo nw
>be hipster girl
>have punk gf
>save world
>>680010508
csgo
>>680010577
Ding ding ding
>>680010574
life is tumblr
>>680010506
Nigga how??
>drive a taxi
>dude runs into your car and tells you to GOGO
>join mafia
>Be captain of a shitty ship
>Ship is slow as fuck
>Explore the sea while trying to make money
>Barely made any profit
>tons of written story
>Slow story progression
>You will never complete this game
>>680010659
magic
>>680007763
Moter storm?
>HE IS COMING FROM THE CLOUDS
>start game
>watch cutscenes
>afk 15 minutes
>you are winrar.
>>680010574
life is strange
>>680010637
Yes monica
>>680010728
farcry 4
>>680010692
Sid Meir's Piratez
>>680010692
red guard or pirates or ac4
>>680010336
insurgency
>>680010728
Far Cry 4.
>Mum ded
>climb mountain
>fucking badger
>pugun meen
>>680010727
Cuckout 3
>>680010544
i bet you think you're funny you little cunt
>be alien cat lookin thing
>robot
>robot as a backpack
>wrench
>be me
>at the peak of my athletic career
>swallowed by monster
>wake up a hundred years later
>join cute girl to battle monster
>defeat monster
>turns out you were ded all along
>Shot in head
> Buried alive
>Robot digs you up
>"Howdy"
>Story of revenge
>In the desert
>>680010840
winzip
>be stickman
>awesome fighting skills
>play game for an hour
>get bored
>install mods and ends up masturbating and never finish the game
easy mode
>>680010877
Ratchet and Clank.
>>680010877
Ratchet and clank
>>680009999
land of lil dicks... is that Kalradia?
M&B Warband?
>>680008490
The game wasn't really explained so it's hard to tell if she was asleep or dead
>>680010885
Failout: new vegASS
>>680004714
>gang of punks
>roll arround the city tagging
>dj
>good soundtrack
>>680010877
Ratchet and clank
>>680010921
Skyrim
>>680010921
Skyrim
>>680009982
It's Enclave.
Not very well known (which is why I went with a more accurate description).
It's old now (13 years), not sure how it's entertaining value holds nowadays.
Pretty much a singleplayer-only Rune with an OK plot.
It's fun if you don't mind gen 1 console graphics
Short, but there's 2 campaigns.
>>680010877
Racket and Clunk
>>680009986
>>680010221
Correct
Now they get a lil harder
>tryhard online
>friend joins game
>say fuck all
>go 2 kills - 40 deaths every match thereon
>become known as "the jeep guy"
>had a good launch
>WWII
>but the twist
>robo aliens
>build shitty transformers
>shoot many tv's
>be a hero
>get hit once, lose dignity
>get hit twice, lose life
>>680010877
Rachet and Clank
>>680010877
Jack or Jax or something. Ps2
>>680010921
skyRIMJOB
>kill chickin
>kill bug
>kill bigger bug
>kill goblin
>kill werewolf
>kill white werewolf
>kill friend
>kill mosty everyone in kingdom
>get best sword
>kill masked man
>>680010881
Ff10
>Gowipe
>constantly 2 starring
>MFW kicked out of group for missing one war attack
>best facebook comments section
>>680010915
One finger death punch.
>>680011010
Jet Set Radio
>>680010837
already done this shit go away (far cry4)
>>680010788
>>680010793
Nope, Here's a hint.
>Only a few places in the game where there is sunlight
>>680007713
F.E.A.R
>good one
>>680011086
Indeed
>>680011053
No that's jack and daxter. It's ratchet and clank
>>680011020
>>680011026
bonus for this guy >>680011063
>>680009999
damn boi
>>680010983
yes
>>680010692
Sunless Sea
>>680011045
Ghosts n goblins.
>>680011125
yes
>>680011045
d s?
>waifu is kill
>SHAWN!
>shawn gone bad nigga
>>680004714
Banjo Kazooie?
>>680011144
Naval Action
>>680011141
>Ding ding ding
yes
> be a ninja
> ppl wonder if its gay or gey
>shit game
>no story
>POS ending
>all online
>MFW roommate plays it all the time
>Tries to be a brit
>Dont sound like one
>Can't hit me, can't hit me, can't hit me,
>>680011232
righto. Thought people forgot about this hard as nobs game.
>>680010670
mafia
>be guitarist
>don't write any of your own music
>make it to the top by covering other popular songs.
>guitar duel the devil
>Work for some shit tier band
>die
>hot girl get
>become a god
>something something snakes
>at the jungle
>blyatland
>>680011224
correct
>G-G-Get it off! G-Get it off me!
>>680011371
Destiny
>>680011396
Gh3?
>>680011396
Guitar Queero
>be spaceman
>land on planet
>first guy you meet is traitor
>kill every creature on planet
>kill traitor
>>680011396
Ez guitar hero 3 legends of rock
>>680011460
Star Fucks?
>>680011464
Nice man
>>680011371
Destiny
>>680011396
Guitar Hero 3
>>680011371
Any MMO that exists
>Your Son, Prio 1
>Nah
>200 hours later find son
>furries
>space
>LET'S PLAY
>Basically Ocarina of Time
>NOPE THAT'S TOO LOW
>>680011431
Brutal legend?
>>680011380
God of war 3 when you fight Hermes.
> you lil guy
> fat nigga trains you
> fight stereotypes
nuff said
>>680011588
FNAF
>give me that apple!
>No!
>that is mine, not yours! I WANT THAT APPLE!
>antogonist kills his father
>>680011575
Fallout 4
>Not a Vampire
>Not a Vampire
>A.R.S.E Mines
>>680011353
Ninja Gay Dan obv
>heff goblins
>kontrol goblins
>win with goblins
>blins everywher
>>680005076
Fuck, this is a tough one
>coon steals shit
>orphan as fuck
>muh family treasures
>I'd cum in the fox's ass
>16 bit glory
>Shoot suction cups at dinos and cavemen
>flamthrower was bomb
>rescue bunnies
>toy story + LSD = X
>>680011629
You got it anon
>>680011454
Metal gear.
>>680011743
ding ding ding
>Attention: one of your ships is under attack
>President's End
Easy
>>680011380
that fps blizzard tries to make
>>680011806
ding ding ding
but which one?
>>680011762
Huehue sly cooper series
>>680011762
sly
>>680011760
god i forgot the name FUCK
>>680011454
mgs 3 snake beater
>>680011849
3 snake eater
>>680011849
third one
>>680011380
Overwatch
>Many Orcs
>Many Arrows
>Many Traps
>>680011868
>>680011888
Winner winner chicken dinner
>solve a bunch of problems
>"Hey God, are you human?"
>No?
>HEYYY CAAASIN!
>Bowling Simulator 2008
>>680011849
Phantom Penis?
>>680008806
> as usual, BGM is shit horrendous (metal slimes dungeons BGM for instance, fuckawful snoozefest)
> forgettable story, out of a children's storybook
> le cutesy pinky ganguro fairy helper (yup, childish shit)
the only great shit it had was the grinding part, which is exactly what makes DQ universe great, and DQIX has a fuckton of content, BUT the shitty BGM makes the repetitive gameplay a fucking hell to go through especially if one is a completionist gamer
>WOLOLO
>minecraft + kerbal
>>680011989
age of empires 2 nigga
>>680011973
Gta 4
>>680011973
Slav's adventure in America
>free to play
> future
> ninjas
>>680008399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6HU9UAUOv0
>>680011040
No one wants to try? Y'all are chumps
>>680012025
Space engineers
>>680008416
COD
>Big sword
>pale nigga shanks yo bitch with long sword
>you shank pale nigga with big sword
>also emo as fuck
>>680009391
final fantasy VII
> creators says the main antogonist is not your adopted kid.
>it is.
>the guy is dead. dead, dead, dead says gamemakers
>o shit its in yo mind
>>680011669
nope
>>680011639
It's more recent than that
Another one
>Yes
>No
>No, Jorji
>family throw each other off a cliff
>father and son get devil powers
>still defeated by capoeira chick
>fix drill
>breaks 3 seconds later
>repeat
>>680011989
Age of empires
>Awefull game
>'bout an insect guy
>>680012211
Tekken
>>680012166
FF7?
>>680011499
common guys this is easy
>>680012211
Tekken 4
>keep diying
>gets tricked by a slav squatter
>Nice chest ahead
>crash on planet
>shit they mad here
>throw fruit on the ground and grows to plant
>scary muhfuggas and four-armed niggers screaming oompotaa!
>stones being throw
>kill queenbitch
>back into space
>wait for part 2, wtf
>>680012156
yep
>>680011840
>>680011950
Must be
>>680012244
PAYDAY
>>680012283
Dingding
