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ITT
Anon terribly describes a game, other anons guess I'll start
>be 10
>beat up dogs,snakes,crows what not
>grow chickens in you backpack
>buy frying pans for your girl
>pray
>save the world
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>>680004714
It's a game where you burn japs with flamethrowers.
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>>680004827

Literally every WWII game ever.


>>680004714
Some Harvest Moon game?
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you have a gun, you kill people with the gun
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>god dammit
>motherfucker
>fucking bullshit
>STOP KILLING ME, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>680004714
Earthbound
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>>680005282
Could be any roguelike, but I'm going with Dark Souls since it's popular now.
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>>680004714
Satan wall with ponytail 90s fag for a brain shoots demons out of its forhead at you until you give it rocket brain surgery.
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>>680004714
Earthbound
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>>680004714
Love Hina
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>>680005282

Dark Blood Monster Souls Borne Hunter
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> Arrive at new city for one drug deal
> Family gets fucked up
> Stay in the city instead of going back like a normal human being would
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>>680004714
>explore a giant map that has nothing in it
>explore giant map to look for your horse
>kill to save girl
>she's sleeping/in coma
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>>680005282
Garry's Mod DarkRP.
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>>680004714
Earthbound
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>>680006446
Skyrim?
>>
>>680006254
That fuckawful Kane and Lynch sequel?
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>>680006545
Got em
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>>680005419
Doom
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>>680006600
Nein
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>>680006254
>>680006600
No, it's GTA Vice City.
>>
>>680006446
fuck off witcher is good :C
>>
>>680006640
YASSS!
>>
>>680006545 Nope
>>680006644 Nope
>>
>>680006446
Shadow of the Colossus
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>>680006446
Then it's clearly Ocarina of Time.
>>
>>680006446
shadow of the collossus
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>>680006752
YES!
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> get gun
> shoot
> throw
> get knife
> throw
> fight period men
> distort space-time continuum
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Be a fag that works for a company to as a security , shit Góes down and u almost die , turn into a cyborg and fight crime
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>>680006787
Fail
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>>680006446
Last line really gave it away, Shadow of the Colossus.
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>>680006799
You also get a slice of Ukraine.
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>>680006840
Quantum break?
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>>680006840
SUPER. HOT.
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>>680005076
wait i think i heard of that one before
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>>680006972
Nopey Dopey
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>>680006982
YASS!
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>captured.jpg
>get saved by rat
>go apeshit
>kill things
>unlock whole map
>unclear understanding of the plot synopsis
>>
>Scientist fucks the world shit up with this one weird trick
>>
>Breach, bang and clear
>>
>>680006852
deus ex
>>
Save the world by flushing various objects down the toilet.
>>
>>680007342
Good job
>>
>be angel n shit
>uh oh we fell nigga
>see fairy with fake tan
>ride train into space
>find glowing pears
>kicking the shit out of your best mate
>go to jail somewhere in there
>>
>>680007335
SWAT 4
>>
>be weak as fuck
>get strong
>kys in sequel
>released between 2014-2016
>>
>>680007335
Rainbow six siege?
>>
>>680006446
Witcher 3
Fuck you though it was great
>>
>>680007459

Yip
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>>680007620
It was Shadow of the Colossus.
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>be hacker
>free girl from her restraints
>wake up 6 months later
>everything went to shit and she's a psycho
>you must kill her with your 1337 5k1LLz
>>
>did we just get nuked?
>get raped at the end of the game
>>
>>680007309
Rayman dos?
>>
>>680006254
Gta vice city
>>
>>680004714

In this game, you can supercharge your tesla and use nitro to make it go faster and win races.

Also, 0-500Mph in 2 seconds.
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>>680007724
Nien.
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>>680004714
>Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
>No, of course you don't.
>>
Get into game , die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Get skin
Die
Die
Get hacks
Get banned
Die
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>>680004714
Tits and boobs
http://www.streamboobs.com/clarisse__/
>>
>>680007763
Need for speed: most wanted?
>>
>>680007761
Done n dusted
>>
Nobody's gonna get this one
>Be som military dude
>Go into mission into weird ass russian secret island labs
>find black hole gun
>fuck shit up with it
>kill boss with it
>>
>>680007832
Dark souls.
>>
>>680005282
COD
>>
>>680007713
fear right?
>i'm keeping the baby
>>
>>680007788
Skyrim(job)
>>
>>680007840

No.
>>
>>680007713
Call of duty 4.
>>
>>680007832

Cs:go
>>
>>680007698
Watch_dogs
>>
>>680007698
System Shock
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>it hurts when i pee from my six inch unmanned drone
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>be a virgin
>kill other fags with characters with huge tits
>spend all your money in game
>be virgin again
>>
>>680008018
yes
>>680008015
no
>>
>>680007832

csgo
>>
>>680006852
Crackdown?
>>
>>680007980
Yes
>>
>go to school
>pass out
>on an island
>fat bastard gets murdered
>pheonix wright that shit
>lots more of the same thing happens
>some corperate cunts tell you youre not a you
>go super saiyan
>press some buttons
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>>680008051
what is any mmo ever
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>be military dude in future
>have a nigga buddy
>go into mission in Japan or China or some shit
>world is full on android cyborg humanlike bots
>kill bot
>Your cute asian gf is robot
>kill cute anime gf or kill ur boss
>kill moar rowboats in boss fight
>win (gf leaves or dies)
>>
>>680004827
rising storm?
>>
>>680007888
Singularity?
>>
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>
>>680008115
dangan ronpa 2
>>
Nostalgic favs

> Captured.jpg by doggers
> Find dem treasure mapz in prison
> Atari Breakout
> Fight doggos n kittens to get dem stonez
> goto temple and fight final Kat.cr to get amulet
> Ahoy!
>>
>>680008081
Yes
>>
>>680008051
WoW
>>
>>680008188
ding ding ding
>>
>>680008175
Bravo sir!
>>
>>680007449
Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
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>you pew pew a lot
>you tips your fedora
>you actually look good in your fedora
>the old guy says hello to you
>too bad you both don't like each other anymore
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>>680008121
It is a moba
>>
>>680007897
Fear 2 but yeah
>kek
>>
>u kill hitler
>>
>>680008150
Some metal gear game
>>
>>680008051
world of warcraft or any of those generic mmos
>>
>Be me
>Super storm hits my town on a mountain
>Sleeping through it when mom freaks out and tells me we need to evacuate
>She grabs my parka and we start to go
>Dad ask if I need to grab anything before I go
>"Yes"
>2fukinbadm8
>Just keep running
>Holy fucking shit friends brother is in the river
>Get told to run to town for help with another friend of mine G
>Run to town and back with help
>Holy fucking shit a boulder came crashing down the mountain
>Holy fucking shit it just smacked right down on my friends J's house
>Little kid is gone
>People hurt
>Run back to get more help with G
>Find these two anime lookin muthfuckas
>Get 100-0 in one round
>Restart the game 4 times before I realize im supposed to go through the "end" credits to actually play the game.
>>
>get off a boat
>steal everything that isnt nailed down
>maybe think about saving the world or whatever

>>680008269
yup
>>
>blue, orange
(this is ridiculously obvious)
>>
>>680008355
Sniper elite
>>
>>680008315
>implying ther eis a difference except on the number of virgins on the map
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>>680008416
potial
>>
>>680004714
Earthbound
>>
>>680008399
wat
>>
>>680006446
>>680006928
She isn't sleeping/coma though. She's dead.
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>>680008413
Assassins Creed black flag
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>u talk to a fish
>fish has face
>fish is human
>fish is asshole
Wat game?
>>
>>680008416
Half Life 3
>>
>>680008448
never heard of that game before
>>
>>680008413
Morrowind
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>>680008413
goddamn I'm good, plus the space train was the fuckin best
>>
>made of cloth
>fucking leg it from left to right
>slap all your friends
>crossdress
>>
>>680007309
The bard
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>>680008503
Se(a)men
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>>680008500
no
>>
>>680008416
Splatoon
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>>680008380
No but it's a Gears of War clone. With voice commands.
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>>680007832
Rust
>>
>>680008553
top 2nd favourite game

>>680008537
yeah
>>
>>680006840
Hotline miami 2
>>
>the edge
>the memes
>>
>>680008481
Nope, try again.
>>
>live suks go kill yourself
>lel no go do shit we cant cuz of rules we made ourself
>wreck big snakefish and tap dat booty
>get rekt
>unrekt
>kill giant ginger
>>
>stealy wheely automobily
>>
>wake up
>le spooky man gives you shitty advice
>monsters and shit
>did
>rinse and repeat
>>
>>680008666
Nos
>>
>command troops
>get called a gardening puppy
>op britains rape teammate
>teammate says its your fault
>teammate leaves
>still win with bot
>>
>>680008678
saints row
>>
>happy people everywhere
>u know shits fucked up
>happy people kill you unless you take psycho pills
>kill happy people
>>
>>680008269
Game is based.
>>
>>680008704
God of war.
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>>680008725
GTA.
>>680008783
Red alert
>>
>>680008725
Grand Debt Auto
>>
>>680008557
Lil big planet
>>
>>680008399
Golden Sun.

>God tier
>>
>>680008725
Happy wheels.
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>>680008678
Hatred.
>>
>>wake up
>>Cars
>>Desert
>>
>>680008804
the fuck is this?
>>
>spawn in as a small circle
>eat anything that is smaller than you
>>
>naked people
>bears suck
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>>680008888
>>
>>680008888
>Quads as well

This fucker knows whats up.
>>
>kill cow
>chop log
>burn log
>cook meat
>burned.jpeg
>>
>run out of a forest
>steal gemstones from literally everything
>some bitch telling you to save everyone from
some big ginger
>split the fabric of reality
>>
>>680008950
Mad Max
>>
>>680008947
yeah hatred is full of memes
>>
>>680008804
Awww fuck I know this but forget the name
>>
> new threat to humanity emerges
> bugs everywhere
>meet girl
> new boss betrays girl
> no one can get their shit together
> get shit together
> tag team threat with your new ally
>>
It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years!
>>
> Be me
> mailman
> wake up
> old guy fix you
> halp town / fuck town
> FUCK! cars don't work
> Huge ass chameleon kills you
> Dessert.notfood
>>
>>680009112
call of duty ghosts
>>
>>680004714
fable ?
>>
Be a 10 year old
Some fucking monsters live everywhere u go
U meet an old fuck who tells u what those monsters are
U go out and start killing all the monsters and maybe slave some of them for your entertainment
>>
>>680009032
agar io... what are you 13 years old?
>>
>>680008824

Noice
>>
>>680008844
>>680008838
>>680008870
all correct
>>
>>680009032
Spore
>>
>>680009032
Agar.io
>>
>>680009073
Kind of
>>
>>680009180
>implying
>>
>>680009167
Pokemon
>>
>>680009062
neincraft
>>
>wake up
>be naked black man with huge dick
>start hitting tree
>americansniper.gif
>wake up
>be naked black man with huge dick
>>
>>680008795
>>680008947
nein
>>
>>680009180
>12 year old detected
>>
>>680009101
It is, like that "My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do" meme.
>>
>>680009032

Cosmos or sumpting
>>
>>680009266
That was quick
>>
>>680009254
> XDXDXD'!!!!11!!!!11!!
>>
>>680009281
>my minds telling me no
>>
>>680009112
SUPER HOT (FIYAAA!)
>>
>>680009154
Fallout: New Vegas
>>
>>680009112
Doom?
>>
>>680009154
new vegas
>>
>>680008804
we happy few
>>
>meet some bitch with a staff
>some guy magicing rocks into the planet
>bitch gets cut up
>everyone in the world is sad
>>
>chicken man kills Russians
>>
>>680009062
Runescape
>>
>>680009341
Bingo
>>
>>680009281
rust/minecraft
>>
>>680007763
f-zero
>>
>>680009281
>>680009040
Rust
>>
>>680009306
it is a meme? i dont know never heard of it.
>>
>new in town
>steal shit
>go to shop, sell shit, get armor and weapon
>venture forth
>attack unarmed, unarmored woman
>iron armor + sword vs cloth + bare knuckles
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>fists come flying in
>go down
>can't get up
>die
>>
>>680009414
hotline memeiami
>>
>>680009414
Hotline Miami
>>
>>680009414
Hotline miami
>>
>be 10
>be autistic/OCD
>want play with friends but autism too strong
>want play game but too stoopid
>lonely
>desperate AF
>build house with a pedo
>let him chase you and shit
>kill spider
>>
>>680009154
New Vegas
>>
>>680008804
we happy few boiiis
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>>680004714
>in a hotel
>shit gone weird
>looking for muh wife
>>
>le noire
>be sekrit agent (l33t ©)
>lil bitch isaac lives in head
>isac u jew help me solve crime
>break wood fences with crowbar and shoot backwards walking zombies
>>
>>680009345
>>680009369
all correct!
>>
>>680009460
>>680009465
>>680009468
lel
>>
>>680009416
Winrar
>>
>JAAAASON
>SHAAAAAAUN
>>
>>680009388
Winrar
>>
>Wake up on boat
>"I'm sure they'll let us go"
>"Certain sign..."
>Sedya Neen
>>
>>680008302
anyone?
>>
>>680009418
Jus asked the same a few minutes ago :D
>>
>>680009558
Heavy Rain
>>
>>680009558
heavy rain.
>>
>get to end
>connection to host has been lost
>>
>forces of darkness invade
>you're an evil assassin contracted by mistress who's working for a demon
>kill innocents
>kill soldiers
>kill mages
>kill dwarves
>kill the queen
>conquer the world
>your mistress betrays her master and commands you to kill him
>her master commands you to betray her and kill her
>betray her
>kill her
>betray demon
>kill him too
>every character of any significance is now dead
Ebin plot. But game was fun.
>>
>"nigger"
>"hope u get cancer"
>shoot people
>>
>>680009584
already been done, morrowind
>>
>>680009510
bingo
>>
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>Fight in middle age street against moustache
>Barman happy
>Fight against thief to save grill
>Barman happy
>Travel from Glasgow to Jerusalem to deliver some cow.
>Town mayor happy.
>Get more peasant to serve me.
>Peasant transform into knight
>Decide to pledge allegeance to a big lord.
>Fight against ennemy of the lord
>Connetable happy
>Capture a castle and create my glorious nation of the battletits empire
>Everyone unhappy about that.
>Mfw the game really begin now, but already 150H of play.

The prophety say: thou who find this one shall be the glorious mighty leader of the dubs
>>
>>680009459
Morrowind.
>>
I got two for you guys
>miracle uncle is leader
>little boy scams you live on twitch
>bullets are basically everything
>nazis and commies fight over broken railroads
and
>96.5% more wub wub
>>
>>680009657
vermintide
>>
>>680009679
gta sa?
>>
>>680009633
>>680009648
Winners
>>
>>680008562
Nope.
>>
>>680009679
Grand Debt Auto: San AndreAnus
>>
>>680009679

Cs go
>>
>>680009470
Minecraft.
>>
>chill in cell
>dude comes to give you a mission
>go to mission
>blink
>die
>>
SUKA BLYAD IDI NA B
>>
>>680009722
mount and blade

check'd
>>
>>680009722
Mount and Blade
>>
>>680009459
Dwarf fortress?
>>
>>680009768
nope
>>
>pay $100 for inert pixels
>wait months
>loading
>loading
>loading
>turn twenty degrees
>black out
>>
>>680009662

sounds like great fun i have no idea what it is. please tell if noboy finds
>>
>>680009766
metro?
>>
>>680009679
Any FPS.
>>
>be an anything
>land of lil dicks
>five or six kingdom
>be a commander or a king
>taverns, taverns, taverns
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>>680009901
>>680009910

Damn. You guys are good
>>
>nuclear underground railways
>CYKA BLYAT
>>
>>680009722
Mount and Blade checkdd
>>
>be father
>grab family
>starve
>>
>>680004827
World At War
>>
> Kat captured.jpg by doggers
> Breakout and get gems
> join and get NEIN lives
>>
>>680009748
you better believe it
>>680009913
no morrowind
>>
>>680009891
this spc horror game
>>
you will not into space today
>>
>>680010027
metro
>>
>>680009999
Quads god damn

Fable
>>
>>680010055
Sexty seconds
>>
>>680010027
Metro 2033 games ftw
>>
>>680010055
60 seconds.
>>
>be Tasmanian Tiger.
>boomerangs.jpg
>bad guy is a cassowary
>larry the liar bird
>>
>>680010153
this
>>
>>680009766
Is the second one Borderlands 2?
>>
>>680010163
try again
>>
>>680010099
yea you nig
>>
>>680010191
Ty
>>
>>680009167
pokemon
>>
>on the terrorist team
>only thing you can hear is people yelling allahu ackbar in the voicechat
>>
>>680006446
Last of us?
>>
>>680010221
first is metro
>>
>>680010191

>>be Tasmanian Tiger.

the game is literally called Ty: The Tasmanian Tiger.

you're not supposed to include the name you dingus
>>
>>680009888
correct, also trips
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