are you cheating on me?

7010, Tasfag here

Australia is full of racists

>>679984474
aboriginal detected

>>679984298
I'm convinced tassy doesn't even exist m8, stop living in a fantasy world

The crack den of Vic 3219

>>679984474
Petrol sniffer

4815

fukin coons here driving me nuts

>>679983896
> Aussie thread
Are ya'll just gonna post your postcodes here?

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>>679983896
>>Do not reply to shitposters

>>679985364
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/qut-student-faces-200000-bill-in-facebook-post-racism-row-20160415-go7951.html

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5606 checking in.

Grab a tin cunts

6061 represent

>>679985853
>http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/qut-student-faces-200000-bill-in-facebook-post-racism-row-20160415-go7951.html
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>>679983896
Boogie Down Brisburn reporting in for general skullduggery

4051, still have an outhouse

>>679985393
Yes cunt, any other dumb questions?

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6071 reporting in

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>>679985892
Neato, for the location.
5700 here. Just finished a 750ml bottle of Dare.

>>679986570
why does Australia have street names that sound like someone just rolled their face on a keyboard.

4869 ya fuckheads

>>679986681
Portagudda bruz! Whats it actual like living there? It looks like a desert compared to lincoln but you cunts have HJ's

>>679986754
Bcuz abbos.
You ever heard them talk? Hard to believe it's a language.

>>679986754
That's Wales cunt, Australia has normal street names and fucked up town names

>>679986570
Nah. I will leave you to glorious manifestations of unimaginative retardedness.

>>679987044
About the best place to have an army base, really.
It's built up enough for houses and shit, but so many businesses keep closing. Fuckin' power plants were sold to some asian and they're getting shut down next month. Fuck me, what'll be left of this place will be like, Mad Max junker town soon enough.

What exactly is the strayan accent? Is it some kind of further degenerated cockney mixed with other Victorian era nonsense?

>>679987109
Nah mate I've definitely seen some fucked up street names when walking my dogs

>>679987121
>8th grader detected

>>679987285
Gonna turn into whyalla

>5010

>>679987446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2umhtV5aC

>>679987446
Basically simplified english cross bred with slang

>>679987689
Why do I feel like if I play this it's going to be nothing but a string of insults?

>>679987626
Worse, we don't even have a steelworks here. At best, we have the trains run through town, but they rarely even stop here.

>>679987758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13sgHTS1hOW

anyone from the eastern suburbs of sydney?

>>679987458
I've only ever seen a few weird ones, but I've been to a lot of towns that either have weird as fuck English names or native names. Bald Knob and Woodenbong are two of my favourites. Any town in the NSW Tablelands that ends in -bri can get cunted the fuck right out of the faggotsphere.

>>679986372
>>679986150

Solid cunts. 4000 Petrie Terrace reporting in.

>>679987758
Kek, it wasn't

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Used to hear this a lot

>>679986372
surprised it hasn't been blown away with all the storms you've had in the last 5 years

>>679987880
Fuckin' eshay lad, Beenleigh Line up in here

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>>679983896

4005 New Farm wanker reporting.

>>679987878

There's a place called Humpybong near Logan-by-the-Sea aka Redcliffe here in SE Qld

>>679988001
caboolture line represent

0820
Any NT /b/ros?

>>679987982
Lost roof awhile back. Housemates left cause top floor kept flooding

>>679988001

Deadly. How dirty south are you? Beenleigh line runs through some good places ie Fairfield.

3153 checking in
took me nearly 2 hours to get home from the city tonight, fucking metro

>>679988173

Born & bred in Rapid Creek lad. Went to Anula Primary, then we fucked off to QLD.

>>679988001
Never been to beenleigh is it alright, will I get shanked at night?

>>679988072
Cunt I know Humpybong, I used to live in Woodridgecliffe, place is fucked up. Are you from around there?
>>679988130
Fuckin' word, best line I ever chased panels on
>>679988204
Moorooka, I used to live just up the hill from Fairfield Station

>>679983896
>>679984298
>>679985364
>>679985994
>>679986372
>>679986581
>>679986681
>>679986978
>>679988173
>>679988252

Ew poor people,
2000

>>679988072
There's a place called Cockburn in Australia.

>>679988421

Nah fuck that, I've spent all my Qld years pretty close to the city. Just moved from Turner Ave, Fairfield kinda opposite end of the street from the TS. Pretty nice part of town, Moorooka too now they have kicked most of the jungle bunnies out.

>>679985844
Nice dubs.
Yeah, I know I'm reaching, but if you don't try, right?

>>679988421

I used to live just up from Yeerongpilly traino, did you go to YSHS?

>>679988577
you can also buy it too
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_383430/cockburn-s-special-reserve-port

>>679988072
>>679988421
bogan populations in that area have been slowly dwindling over the last few years, though i reckon they might come back when the moreton bay rail link to kippa-ring is up and running

>>679988498
lives in sydney
how have you not necked yourself

>>679988646
I used to run around there haha. I went to Yeronga so most of the jungle bunnies were bros, it was when Moorooka suddenly magically filled with junkies that it got bad, but they're all gone now thankfully. To be replaced by much more productive methheads

>>679988498
fuck off cunt, like I give a shit what you pooftas think

>>679986581
made me laugh
>you cunt

>>679988918
>>679988768
Sure did, you too?

>>679989030

Yeah man, graduated 06. Avoca house kek.

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>>679983896
Fuck you japmoot

Yeah na yeah na fiddy bucks

>>679989106
Haha '09 for me, we might know each other... Kadumba, not that I showed up on sports days

>>679988252
3153?
3169 here what sub is that

>>679987838
OP here. Have all my keks.

>>679988790

I reckon the house prices will keep them out, fuck you can't get anything decent under 400k in a shithole like Bracken Ridge FFS.

>>679988918

True, meth heads are fucking everywhere these days, especially nice areas like Paddo or New Farm. Scumbags, it should be legal to flog them.

>>679989176
If it aint for spare change, it's for a fucking cigarette. I don't even smoke, but of course nobody believes a non-smoker.

>>679987878
NSW tablelands towns have the worst abo names between Dubbo and Coonabarabran.
The town I used to live in was called Dunedoo which was apparently abo for black swan.

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4564 master race checking in

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>>679988987
Thank you sir. This was in the newspaper a few months back.

>>679989362
Oh man, speaking of which- there's a 'Done clinic in Spring Hill, I swear any time I drive past some fucking crabby junkies waiting for the 6am opening time try and fight me. Makes my blood boil, but meth is fucking everywhere too now

any of you cunts from sunshine/st albans area?

>>679989425

I am thinking of taking a packet (I don't smoke) out on a Saturday night & selling them for $2 each, given cunts are too lazy / scummy to BYO. Bro got $10 for 3 durries the other night off some polesmoker who CBF crossing the street.

>>679989480
I've been to all those towns, I was born in fucking Tamworth... Well, Kootingal to be specific..

>>679989362
yep, it's the same going even further north

and if you build new, it's a 200m² house on a 350m² block, what the fuuuuck

4300 reporting in

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Sunshine coast
Mudjimba master race faggots

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>>679983896

>>679989778
>Don't have enough for a packet
>Still overpay a passerby for a single smoke
How do these people live?

>>679990000
TRIP QUADS! HE'S THE REAL DEAL!

>>679989808
The worst part about it is that Coonabarabran though basically a loose version of an abo word for shit, what the fuck where the colonials thinking?

>>679983896
>Do not reply to shitposters
>Aussie thread

>>679990000
Trips/quads confirms this, noosa here

>>679990145
were actually all Yanks role playing as Aussies m8

>>679990139
They knew it was gonna be a shithole haha

>>679989295
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=3153
fuckin Baysie mate

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>>679990130
Better fucking believe it peasant cunt

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cant...CONTROL...THE....UNCO!!!!!!!!

>>679990224
Yeah buddy sunny coast master race

2122 here, anyone else ready to off themselves cos of Sydney rent prices?

>>679990478
I miss the Sunny Coast, best place for a general crime spree

>>679990825
Best place for anything really
Hahah

>>679990643
Paying $240 a week is killing my shit.
2135 reporting in.

>>679991128
Lockout laws, opal cards, fuckin trains bein shit. Holt didn't die for this

Amerifag here. I am fascinated by your people, could you tell me what all your slang words mean, so I can better understand what the hell you people are saying half the time

>>679991576
Cunt= hello
Yeah na = yes

>>679991576
>>679991725
yeah nah = no
nah yeah = yes

>>679991576
Bunnings sossy sizzle = formal ball

>>679991725
Let me try it out, tell me if I'm doing it right:
" oi u cunt, I butt fucked a kangaroo last night"

>>679990246
Lol

>>679991725
"Yeah, nah" is more for "No".
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NjjFVWb5LY

>>679991725
Yeahnah means no you flaming drongo. Nahyeah means yes

>>679991576
Call your mates cunt and call cunts mate, that'll clarify most situations

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I'm traveling to NZ from Canada soon to ski all winter. Any /b/ros wanna give me advice? Starting in auckland, moving down to Wanaka before the snow flys.

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>>679991864
Same same

>>679991576
Barbie: posh dinner outing

>>679991965
Makes sense

>>679991915
You can't fuck a Kangaroo, unless it's a chick one that you got drunk first. But when that happens, you find yourself beaten up by her mates later that week.

>>679991725

are you even aussie? ..yeah nah is no

>>679992051
Get out of here you goddamn Yankee

>>679992051
Wrong country fag

>>679991965
And what the hell is a drogo

>>679985137
Frankston??? Lmao

>>679991915
More like gday cunt, last night i smash some roo box
Cunt was fuck ay, looked like a half sucked mango when i was finished
Ya dumb dawg

>>679992117
yeah nah, it's not

>>679992154
Kangaroos have mates.


Wait a minute how do you know this much about fucking kangaroos?

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>>679988498

>2000
>More likely to be a Chinese student than a rich person.

2011 reporting in.

>>679992166
Yeah i am just a ciggy butt brain mang

>>679991576
In some of our more backwards regions you might be referred to as a "Seppo." This is derived from the rhyming slang "septic tank" which replaces Yank/Yankee

>>679992288
What the fuck, how is that even English. Not even American niggers speak that horribly

>>679992200
>drong-go
it means dropkick

>>679992420
oi gis ya lighta

>>679988577
Its pronounced coburn though isn't?

>>679992184

Fuck sorry thought op meant NZ not a new thread. Time to fucking blow my brains

>>679986372
>4051
Brisbane bro. The Gap reppin

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>>679991576
Here's some translations

>>679992429
You guys have knowledge of what a septic track is?

2165 bitches. Probs the only cunt from south west sydney on here lmao

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5011 checking in cunts.

>>679992051

thats like an Australian asking you for tips on traveling to the US, coz you should know all about being in the same place on the planet and all ...stop being fag

>>679992494
So a flaming dropkick is an insult?

>>679992534
Nah cunt, we leave that for plumbers. We just shit in 'em

>>679992420

oh, well thats ok then - see ya at centerlink tomorrow aye

>>679992598
yeah, nah...

>>679992684
I eat sometimes at Outback steak house.

>>679992562
>probably a Wanderers fan

>>679992598
>>679992742
I've been called a flaming dropkick before

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>>679992562

Nah cuz I'm 2170

inshallah

>>679983896
Im also in 2480

>>679992598

fucken oath ya dropkick

>>679992742
That means yes, right? Fuck.

>>679992598
term of endearment, really

like calling someone a fuckin gumnut

2113 reporting in, anyone up for a sesh?

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>>679992051
You have to be able to drink a man and do the dance

>>679992887
nah yeah, you're catching on

>>679992880
What? I can't put that shit in Google translate, there's no option for Australian

>>679992856
lekk haaaaa

>>679992522
>kangwallafox

I'm in tears

>>679992888
A fuckin wat?

>>679992887
yeah, nah I meant nah, but nah, yeah I 'spose it could be

>>679992930
Fuckin mean gabber eshay

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>>679991576

>>679992942
I am successfully integrating into the culture

>>679985892
5606??? Me too!!!
Tuna ftw

>>679992735
Wheres mi centerlink payment

>>679987880
4005 checkin in

>>679993105
What the fuck, cunt really is a term of endearment.

FUCK AUSTRALIA. Land thieves. Criminal descendants. Mongrels. Jew sympathizers.

>>679992986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFC0t-dS5aE

>>679992986

fucken oath = definite yes

>>679993257
only australians can understand this scene

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2770

>>679993254
Your kidding you're self m9

4301 here, surrounded my refugees.

Any cunts reppin HSP

can we get a sausage sizzle outside of centy going?

>>679993267
How??? How is this English?

3350 cunts. How yas doin?

>>679993254

and still better than you cunt

>>679993230
Same in Ireland. We use cunt a lot for friends

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3160 master race checkin in, get a billy up ya cunts!

>>679993410

fuck of, its crowed enough without having more cunts showing up for free snags

oi i'm keen for some cheeky nandos

>>679993482
I should make that a thing in the US

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>>679993410
how about a bunnings snag?

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>>679983896

6230 get on my level

>>679993254
Alright, first and foremost mate- we didn't steal the land, the British did. They also sent us here under criminal charges, often trumped up or false as a form of population control. Yes we're mongrels, humans are a mongrel species. Finally, fuck the Zionists and fuck you ya fucken drongo cock-eyed fucken potadaheaded shitcunt. Go finish another Caesar's Legion playthrough ya fucken gayboy

>>679993568
Fuckkkkkk anymore like this

>>679993568
What? What the actual fuck are you saying?

>>679985892
What part of Lincoln are ya from mate?

>>679993619
what year is it there?

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>have a few beers at local RSL
>mind my own business drinking and playing the pinball machine
>some young cunts get cheeky (non members)
>all of 18 act and dress like niggers
>literal white niggers
>speak to the barman
>little faggots get told to leave by security
>goodbye faggots

>>679993653
Hold up, I'm the US guy trying to learn your language, what do those insults mean? I understood dropkick but that was it

>>679993568
all bunnings look the same, so I have no idea if this is the one I go to

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>>679993254
Settle pettle

>>679983896
Tits?
http://www.streamboobs.com/allissonhotbb/

>>679993747
What's a RSL?

>>679993438
Fucking= Most versatile word in the English language. Used here as an emphasis

Oath= A sworn and bound statement that cannot be broken

Fucken oath mate, we got the language locked like a warden

>>679993670
something to mung on while we buy a new dunny and some leccy tape?

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>>679993105
Cunt do you even know how to ciggy butt you dumb dawg
This is my land suck me off

>>679993852
A pub, originally for soldiers or some shit

>>679993747
Dude is that the fucking Doylo?

>>679993856
And I'm still confused on the term drongo, or dropkick

Any cunt wanna tell some dream time stories

>>679993438

it's based on english ..its cultural linguistics.

when somone says "fuckin oath" or "my oath" they are swearing (like a oath) that what they are talking about is true and definite. For instance.

>Oi pete, I heard you and shazza rooted last night..
>Fuckin oath we did!

>>679993852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Returned_and_Services_League_of_Australia

>>679993911
What???

>>679993915
What?

>>679994005
mate you've gotta be some sort of dipshit to still be confused

>>679993619
Good to see another WA barfly

>>679983896
6031 here you cunts

>>679993952
What's a Doylo?

>>679994029
Rooted?

>>679993789

>Cock-eyed
Same as cross-eyed
>Shitcunt
Jive turkey
>Potadahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uExyiKvSf_o

^That being mentioned, The Big Lez Show will teach you all you need to know

I've never actually realised how lost Americans would be just in general conversation with anyone from Australia

>>679993789

now we are moving into advanced insults

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>>679993789

just come sydney and ride the train between central and campbelltown non-stop

guarantee you'll pick up everything in 1-2 weeks

>>679994112
I can't call you cunt. You like that apparently.

>>679993670
I think Bunnings is the store behind her and snag means slut

>>679993568
>>679993911
>>679994050

bunnings is a hardware chain that famously does a sausage sizzle most weekends (snag = sausage sizzle). it's a barbequed sausage on a piece of bread with onions and sauce, basically our national dish.

mung on = eat, dunny = toilet, leccy tape = electrical/electrician's tape

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>>679994022
just get on the sniff mate, im sure you can get some yarns from the dardy rainbow serpent. Where d'ya think dem abbo's get their stories from?

>>679993952
Chatswood

>>679994206
Thanks... cunt

>>679994149
Looks like Doyleson RSL on the Central Coast.

>>679994270
Bloody oath you little bugger
Cunt master race

>>679994270
it's all about context. 'fuck off cunt' would be appropriate

3084 here

>>679994303
Snags are sausage sangers typically

Johnny Depp. That is all.

>>679994244
I wish Australian was taught in Schools, honestly this shit is more complex than chink language

>>679994345
Ah my mistake.

>>679994267
>central and campbelltown non-stop

>image not relevant

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>>679983896
4516 I think idk I moved from 4503 recently postcodes still confuse me
Sitting in a paddock with a horse sniffing my head

cricket

>>679994193

had sex

>>679994364
You're learning. It's "Cheers cunt" though, not thanks

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And while you are here amerifag just remember every animal on this beautiful continent can kill you.

4812 here, im so lonely...

>>679994267
>spends 2 weeks on train
>successfully learns language
>go back to the states
>try teaching my friends
>my knowledge of the language changes me as a person
>suddenly leave friends, go home
>open 4chan
>shit post

>>679994548
Its AFL cunt

>>679994529
fuck, that's pretty close to me

To the mericafag in here
One virtual rule in Australia cunt
Goon of fortune
Its a well play sport here in aus

>>679994435
Thanks. Cheers cunt

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>>679983896
>Do not reply to shitposters
tfw we're all shitposters here

>>679994314
A hardware store does this?

>>679994636
Cricket is a true Australian sport

>>679994636
Only people that play that shit are those Victorian cunts relax

Whos excited for Origin?
>>679994636
AFL is for fucking fags

>>679984474
Don't sleep on the road!

>>679994317
Could you also translate that for me

>>679991864
This

>>679994384
I don't remember if that's good or bad

>>679994739
It's English you rancid cultural imperialist! GayFL, Two-up and 1v1 Me Wynnum Maccas Carpark Cunt are Aussie sports

>>679994022
>go to the city for geography class
>stop at a big park with a fountain while the teacher talks to us
>group of abbo's in the corner of the park getting drunk/high
>workmen came and put chemicals into the fountain so the water is blue and foaming
>abbo comes along like 5 minutes later and starts drinking the foamy blue water
>see him stumble back to the pack and just drop to the floor
>everyone leaves him because no-one gives a fuck (including the abbos)

>>679994727
not really, they provide the setup for the sausage sizzle and different community organisations will actually do it

might be scouts one week, rotary club the next, lions, etc...

>>679994385
Thanks, or 'cheers cunt'

>>679994468

>shitcunt

putting shit and cunt together is a deeper insult the just cunt or shit alone. It's a confident insult, when you say it you think really low of the person and know it will e a big insult and your ok with any anger that might happen from saying it.

>>679994570
Thanks, or as I've learned to say, cheers cunt

>>679994573
The language itself is killing me