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dont let yourself go
ever
like just dont do it

>>679972607
That life is too short, and I wasted my early youth!

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Always have a condom ready.

Don't play with pipe bombs you learned to make by reading the anarchists cookbook

>>679972607
You can like a girl but don't make her your world

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Don't lurk 4chan at 4am in the morning
The fucking shit thatd on here man im tellin you

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Driving drunk is always drinking and driving but drinking and driving isn't always driving drunk.

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>>679973037

That no matter how hard you try, sometimes people don't want to be saved.

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>>679973102

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friend's nose.

If your sushi is three days old, toss it.

>Be me
>in middle school
>just learned about masturbation
>find family back massager
>turn it on high on my cock
> feelsgoodman.jpeg
>did it in parents room cuz I was retarded
>bro walks in
>ohfuck.jpeg
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets and watery diarrhea flys out my anus
>still did it all through middle school

dont become a slave of your career

>>679972607
Don't be to cynical, to many things pass you by when your always saying no

>>679972607
Dont Tell people your opinions and arguments, they really dont care

>>679973102
This I just learned the hard way. Right in the feels anon

There are people who are genuin assholes. "But you're in /b/ everyone is" people come here to vent. I mean genuinely care about only about themselves

You can't please all of them.... for some it's just a way of living of your kindness

>>679974456

you must be retarded if you type like that

>>679973973
Why? It's exactly what I want to do

>>679972607
>every woman is a whore
>every whore is a liar

>>679972607
People are animals. Bad, bad, bad animals. With exceptional intelligence.

>>679972607
"Normal" is an illusion. Its an ethereal construct made of the most boring, mundane and average aspects of human behavior.
Dont be normal. Be extraordinary and fucking wierd.

>>679972873
This

>>679974190
This.

>>679972607
Do not delete system32

>>679972607
>don't trust people
>women will never love you as much as they say they do
>or as much as you love them

No one gives a fuck what you do so just do whatever the fuck you want.

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>>679972607
Your life won't start until you start making those first steps into the unknown. Playing video games all day will just delay the inevitable.

It's best to observe rather than participate.

>>679972607
There is no god. Everybody lies. And Reagan was the devil.

Dont hang out with girls you like that you have no shot with. You'll become a bitter loser whinning about the 'friendzone' and fapping to her fb pictures.

>>679975197
Source on the image, sir?

>>679975748

sa-10 nippon hikikomori conspiracy

>>679972848
kek

https://youtu.be/GbTpYphCkiU

Dont join the military. They make you organize rocks and sweep sand in the desert so the base looks good for VIPs, then they serve up frozen steaks and lobster tails for them while the rest of you go eat cold MREs and sleep on your foam matts in a ditch. All your friends will get killed by IEDs and you wont be able to do shit about it due to ROE as you are basically ordered to hold in place as the asshole brings money and shit from Saudi Arabia, Iran, and elsewhere via the Pakistani border, and all to profit from the rediculous amounts of opium and cannabis they grow there.

>>679972607
>don't ride a horse if you have the slightest hint of intestine rumbling.

>>679976087

Sounds like the life of the average worker in every Capitalist country.

Dont visit a $50 hooker

Eating an entire pizza at 3am is not a good idea

Cider makes you more hungover than beer

Don't do 110mph over a hill / turn in a 35 mph zone at 4am... Hurts, cost a lot, and can kill...

>>679975840
Thanks. Is anime worth watching, or should I go for novel?

>>679972607
Don't poke a hole in the ground with a stick. It can be full of ground nesting bees.

>>679976225
Cider doesn't make you more hungover than beer. Whichever has the most preservatives and other chemicals will make you the most hungover.

>>679976493
No apples make you more hungover than hops you faggot. Do you even science?

>>679976217
Kinds the damn truth. And the benefits were STILL the best i ever got... cause at least there i never had to worry about getting fired, or having to pull my kids out of school, and my health insurance basically meant i got a chance to experience full blown socialized medicine (albeit in a least affordable government contractor form) and as a result got better health care than i have anywhere since.)

>>679976493
The issue with cider and other drinks is too much sugar. It can make some puke or get the shits. That's why light beer or no sugar added is the best for binge drinking

>>679976291

Go read novels, check out No Ordinary Men, A Fortunate Life, Agent Zig Zag, My Life - Benito Mussolini

Do something you like to do and not because of money.

>>679973944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Swearing at someone and looking threatening lands you in jail

>>679976734
Thanks recommendations, but I probably won't read this positions as I don't like reading biographies. I want to write my own story and I like to read books that could be mind expanding. Fiction writing can show author's thoughts better then autobiography and biographies written by other people are almost always exaggerated, not showing cons of life.

>>679972607
Yeah. That muslims kill other muslims faster than anyone else. That tajiks and pashtuns will never work together for tge same reasons we can neither stop white cops from shooting unarmed black men, or stop blacks from literally burning down parts of their own damn town in protest of the death of a criminal.

>>679975955
what a poser ...don't even have your own experiences to talk about ...must link a rap song

fucking fake

>>679978120
In THAT case.
Try
Book on Fire by Keith Miller
God is Dead by Ron Currie Jr.
The White Donkey by Maximilian Uriarte

>>679972607
drink alot but not too much

>>679978120
Im not saying they are perfect. Just interesting.

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>>679972607
New wave christianity is not a good foundation for a school.

>>679976225
in mexico 50$ hooker is amazing !!!
in thailand even better white man !!!
you don't know squat son

sugar content is what will determine your hangover, alcohol in the gut takes sugar and makes more alcohol ! it's a pretty slow process
but eventually it will creep up on you and you'll either barf or get the runs ...or you go to sleep
and keep producing alcohol that you wake up
feeling fucking terrible as your body dehydrated
since alcohol dehydrates and ever sugar molecule takes 2 Oxygen atoms !!! yea science

>>679978726
I think you meant. "Yeah!" [Cocky nodding.] "Science, bitch."

>>679978475
Thanks for recommendations! I can recommend any Bohumil Hrabal's works. I don't know how many if any was translated to English, tho.

>>679978562
Are hard and casual sides of life presented in them, tho?

Live for the depression, the introspection provides the best of constructive criticism. Antidepressants only dull the edge of your problems or numb you to them.

>>679978726
Be careful though. Friend of mine did anal with a TJ hooker and ended up with pepper seeds in his urethra.

That u can only trust urself.

>>679973037
So perfect

>>679972607
You can't be nice to everyone and you're not always going to get an attaboy for what you do.

BCT sucked cause of that recently

>>679979044
JESSSIEEE !!! ...dammit JEESSIIEE !!!

>>679979178
Interesting though, unfortunately you probably not talking about clinical depression, but "depression" as feeling down in autumn, sir.

>>679979374
thought*

>>679979194
xD meester cornflake, do juu wanna put your enchilada more into mee cheepholeh

How valuable our youth is. I am still quite young, but you really don't know how easy you have it until you grow up. I guess I learned how rich youthful lives can be if we weren't so worried about life and just lived care free like a child ought to.

>>679973037
Kek

And I learned that if you make the hard moral choice you'll thank yourself later. The easy choice is always regrettable/causes more pain.

>>679972607
bitches aint shit

>>679979600
checked

>>679979699
checked

>>679979205
insert picture of dog holding gun to its own head

>>679972607
Op is always a fag

Don't ever point a loaded shot gun at your friend drunk

that you NEVER let the bitches talk down to you
they WILL try some slick shit to test your sovereignty and see how much they can get away with

But never forget OP, it's all just a powerplay every single day to see if they can make you a
house nigga, once they got that, you're basically a slave to some wack ass pussy

And trust me, that is what you will be getting

Be a MAN and silence all opposition ! You'll have more animalistic sex and get whatever you want out of life

Chicks dig assholes, so stop being such a pussy OP

sitting down and standing up really isn't that bad

>>679979177
Sorry. First reply failed to post.
The books are not perfect but interesting. God is Dead is a collection of short stories that all have a theme, kinda like martian chronicles, but are more of a dark comedy about humans in general, Book on Fire is about a thiefand his obsessions, including amazing characters and "fucking a wounded ferret" all while using amazing prose to describe basic shit like a cup of coffee. White Donkey is kinda the opposite of a hollywood war film.

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The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

>>679980231
>>kinda
>>kind
>>a

kind of faggot

>>679979699
What's "checked"?

>>679980441
newfag alert !!!

check those double dubs son

>>679973102
This. Including all those whiny faggots who post "kissless virgin" and "how to an hero" threads.

Pitiful fucks would rather irritate everybody else than lift a finger to help themselves.

The grass is never greener on the other side

Probably sounds cheesy, but NEVER take friendship for granted, because one day your world will be flipped around, and you'll be standing alone wondering where it went wrong.

Always try to be with people, that video game will not matter when it is the only thing you can do, with every other chance at friendship burnt.

>>679980423
I believe you meant "Kind of a faggot." Or "Kinda a faggot." Faggot.

>>679980441
Dubs. As in yoself.

>>679972607
Buy a plunger before you need one.

>>679974670
Then you aren't exactly a slave, are you?

>>679980594
incorrect

Kind of, faggot

life is nothing but misery if you're not a shit eating normie with garbage taste because popular culture has been streamlined towards blissful ignorance more and more with the creation of the internet.

I'm kind of understanding why dictators don't really give a fuck about what normies think outside of public image.

>>679973102

Seconded. Also, once cheater, alias cheater. Both apply to an exgf.

>>679974717
>hooked up with 4 billion women and can confirm this
Yeah they aren't all whores and liars, just the ones you're related to.

niggers gonna nig

>>679980716
So we're both wrong?

>>679980621
Oh, nice.

>>679980789
You're a deeply misguided subhuman

>>679980789
Lol what an edgy Faggot you are.
Life is great you cunt so long as you are evenly moderately successful. And there's a niche out there for everyone.

You're just useless and think too highly of yourself.

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>>679972607
https://vid.me/O6Bq

>>679975472
>not having female friends

Your loss, anon. Pretty much all my best buds have been girls. Women are interesting.

Plus, you don't have to deal with all the manipulative shit you get in relationships.

>>679980789
Do you suffer from cognitive dissonance?

>>679980650
That was Ghandi, you stole this

>>679972607
Eating ass is actually fucking disgusting in real life, regardless of how hot it looks in porn

>>679980963
>>679980966
I really pray that you guys are never on the outside looking in, it's a fucking horrible feeling.

>>679980895
you could not deduce the comma
seemed apparent

the more you know

>>679980441
It's something newfags like to say. It's like their version of Bingo except it's endless, like their stupidity. You can also spot them by their use of toddler vocabulary like "zozzle", "normie", "cuck", adding "-lord" to the ends of words, and incorrect use of "literally".

Assume that all blacks can't be trusted. When they prove themselves untrustworthy it's already too late.

>>679981143
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>679980789
Ah the type of guy who wishes girls liked fat broke guys because they have a self proclaimed beautiful mind and can't grasp the fact that humanity has always been about popular opinion in a democracy because that's how it works.

Wah no one like the music I like, they must have shit taste
Wah no one dresses like me, they must have shit taste
Wah everyone is dumb except me

You meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole.
You meet assholes all day, that means your the asshole.

The world ain't wrong, you are. Sort your life out.

>>679981060
Pretty much.

>>679981083
what a pussy, no wonder he does not like ass
ass is always smelling up his space haha

eating ass comes from you WANTING to do it
it has to come from deep within, a yearning, probably from your own ass ...be one with the ass grASShopper

I wish I was computer savy. I barely know how to post shit on here. I'm new. I started this 4chan journey after watching some documentaries on hactivism, and the deep web. I have never experienced a community quite like this.

Crying is like a cathartic orgasm and you should do it more often to purge shitty emotions.

>>679981074
No idea. Just something my dad told me when I moved out first time and I failed to listen to haha.

Didn't think he came up with it, but never imagined it was Ghandi.

>>679981296
Nice attempt I guess.

>>679981125
And you, good sir, cannot deduce formatting, even in a time of correction.

>>679981397
I was fucking with you, I did the same thing my first time. Words to live by anon

>>679981347
well good thing you're only in 1/2chan
we don't need you anywhere else ;)

>>679981143
Top zozzle. You're literally a normie cucklord.

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this man holds the record for the largest penis. 13.5 inches.

Guess what, all hat giant black cock you see in porn?
it's not real.

>>679981296
>The world ain't wrong, you are.

Worth repeating. People who can't adjust to normality are basically disabled.

>>679972607
>Fuck as many girls as you can when you are young, because when you pass 25, young chicks won't even look at you anymore.
>Don't pursue art as a career. Choose a cushy career and pursue art as a hobby.
>Always fuck your girlfriend a few more times before you dump her.
>Get into shape when you are young and keep it up.
>Never drink regular soda, ever.

>>679981487
you mean "cannot adhere to formatting"

Lock the door

>>679981643
>or diet soda

>>679981097
I was on the outside.
I changed myself rather than take the bitch option and claim the world was wrong.

I was fat, I exercised. I started dressing nice, I quit drugs and I moved to a new city and be a who I deep down always wanted to be.

You think sacrificing some aspects of yourself is selling out. It's called growing the Fuck up and realizing the universe isn't gonna just give you everything for nothing.

Grow the Fuck up you man child.

As for looking in. It's not even half as bad as you are hyping it up to be to avoid facing it. I'm glad of it. I learnt how to be funny and smart from being a reject in earlier life, and the feeling itself wasn't even an issue because even at my lowest I wasn't a little bitch.

>>679981643
Also, when you're fucking all those girls before you turn 25, wrap that shit up. Kids (and some diseases) are permanent. Luckily for me, I dodged the permanent stuff.

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>>679972607
Don't pass up the opportunity to suck a big black cock. I passed up my chances and now in had a stroke so I'm not socially presentable and will never get cock or pussy

>>679981643
So true, I'm 28 and mom's look at me, that's it.

>>679981643
Agree on most, except the art thing, I chose architecture and I'm doing great. Also, if you do the rest, you'll still be viable enough for younger girls. The only downside is that you don't wanna fuck stupid young people anymore. Young being between eighteen and twenty two.

>>679981677
Always, nigs will nog.

>>679972607
dont be homofobic, the principal reason is becose you can be supressing something

>>679981768
I lack motivation, anon. How do I change this? I want to be a better person
Also, what are the best exercises?

>>679972848
Kek loved that shit

>>679981781
see this
>>679981616

>>679981826
That's not a bad thing.

>>679981826
Once you pass your mid twenties, you have to wait for your 40s to fuck hot mature ladies and young gilfs and shit. There is a huge gap from 25-40 that sucks if you didn't wife up a hottie when you were young.

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Don't use headphones unless you want to get sooner or later deaf

Learned it hard way anons, drop the cringe, put away the awkardness even if you listen to weeaboo music and listen to it on speakers.

>>679973102
Added to this, stay away from BPD.

>>679981675
Probably.

>>679981900
I lack motivation as well, that's why I found a job that's a good workout. I'm forced to work out that way. Find a job that pays well and keeps you in shape, that's the best way

>>679981854
>Architecture
>art
choose one

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>>679981891
Did you hurt your head squeezing that one out?

>>679981768
The fact that you ever had the motivation to do any of this shit proves how you were never actually that bad to begin with, yet you spout your armchair psychology on people regardless.

Also you still sound fucking miserable honestly.

>>679982065
Probably got a job lined up doing roofing, it's with the union so stupid wages and unnecessary benefits.

>>679972607
Being a failure can sometimes make you a sponge for loneliness and never ending pain.

>>679981643
>when you pass 25, young chicks won't even look at you anymore

Manlet detected. When you're tall, chicks of all ages notice you.

All women basically want a tall, strong father figure who makes them feel secure.

>>679982235
At what height should I give up, anon?

>>679981854
more engineering than art but you get the gist

STINKIPEDIA SAYS :
architecture is both the process and the product of planning, designing, and constructing buildings and other physical structures. Architectural works, in the material form of buildings, are often perceived as cultural symbols and as works of art.

>>679982011
Yeah, 21-23 I was slaying, 25 hit and it's like I'm a God damn leper, now I'm waiting for my beard to get some grey and I can go after the girls with daddy issues

>>679982235
>projection

>>679976493
You get more hungover on anything if you don't eat beforehand. Life hack: have a glass of water between each drink.

>>679981891
homophobia is grown not learned

>>679981900
One day at a time. Moment to moment.
Just make sure you're always doing something.
Even if just one push up. Go do it. And then do another 10.

Just think about yourself in five years. You wanna be in same place as now?

Lots of water, beat exercise is burpees and running. Just figure out what's actually stopping you. Like I said. I was fat and a stoner. So I quit weed and exercised.

Motivation doesn't exist. You either get up and run or you don't. That mental game you play with yourself wrestling about and trying to motivate yourself isn't real. You either do or don't. The other shit is all in your head.

Anyway stop reading this shit and go for a run. Apply for some jobs if u ain't got one.

>>679981974
It would be a good thing but I have a very select style of tits I like, too saggy and I can't get into it. So mom's with fake tits then?

>>679982217
>Being a lazy whiner can sometimes make you a sponge for loneliness and never ending pain.

ftfy.

not everybody will enjoy your music, please, don't force then to like it and do NOT call them plebs. Music taste is subjective, if you want you can listen to as much merzbow as you want, or just billboard 40 shit. Just, don't call people plebs, you fucking idiot

To be extra careful of other drivers

>>679972607
Don't get in the van

>>679982039
BPD = Bi-Polar Disorder ?

If you constantly help people who are in a bad situation then all you end up doing is making their situation tolerable. They adjust to your help, come to rely on it and expect it as some sort of right. When really they need a boot up the arse and someone telling them to sort their fucking life out.

go easy on the drugs. you can always do more later but you can't undo the drugs you've done.

don't do hard drugs on an empty stomach.

don't drink in public.

you can always get another job.

fighting is for retards.

nobody cares about your thoughts.

don't text that crazy girl back.

she doesn't really love you.

keep a gun by your bed.

always keep your car's tank at least half full.

spend like you're poor and you'll always be rich.

>>679982278
Dunno, but I'm 6'0" and get plenty of attention. I reckon 5'10" is good enough for most women.

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Sucking black cock is never a bad thing

>>679982418
don't listen to this guy, I got free candy

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>>679972607
M*A*S*H theme song lied, suicide is NOT painless.

You can't help or change anyone

The humble mans skills are overlooked

Be aggressive

>>679982352
>>679982162
Got a decent job lined up, just need to get my diploma since I was lazy and fucked up in high school. I'll take your advice, but since I have a depressingly low self-esteem, I'll use the treadmill

If you try hard enough, it is possible to cum while fantasizing about your sister being filled with negro penises in all her holes.

>>679982235
daddy issues detected

launch OEDIPUS COMPLEX sequence !

BUT CAPTAIN !!! the core cannut take it !!!

>>679982162
There ya go, that roofing shit will get you killed though, careful anon

>>679976087
I believe it. Army is stupid originationally

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Eventually all the cum that you shoot everywhere will start to be noticeable.

>>679973018
2013 and earlier if you wanted cheesy pizza I swear all you had to do was go on /b/ at 3-4 in the morning and whole threads would be up until they 404'd on their own. Now all the pedos struggle to not get v& even on onions.

>>679982331
i drink sraight vodka and beer with coke and pills all night for hours on end

>> never wake up with hangover
>> never drink shitty H20

SUGAR is the culprit ...avoid it,
especially bread, snacks, treats, candy
sodas, pastas, your mom's sweat vagina etc.

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>>679982418
you ok there anon?

>>679982573
I'm telling you, get a good labor skill, pipefitter, boilermaker, shit like that, stay in shape, make 30 an hour, and girls love that shit.

>>679982686
ke riko

>>679982366
you need to fuck more man

eventually none of it matters on the looks dept.

love is not enough

>>679982648
Not a permanent thing I hope, this fucking town reeks of pollution and niggers

>>679972607
I took /b/ advice once.
That was a mistake.

>>679972607
Drinking and driving while texting is legit dangerous. Find out the hard way, slamming against a yuge brick marquee. Shit really hurts, fucks up your car and the DUI is expensive af. The stont in the can was equally as shitty. Or maybe it was the ankle bracelet. All of it...shitty.

Don't drink and drive. Not even after a couple because cops will lie under oath just in order to fuck your shit up.

>>679972607
Don't Dick The Crazy.

>>679982866
When I was 21 I joined up building railroad tracks, good money, lot of fun and you travel. Something worth looking into

>>679982011
Weird, that's the opposite of my experience. When I was in my early 30s I was banging chicks aged 23 to 35. Happy days.

>>679973102
Found the whiteknight who couldn't escape the friendzone

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We have to work to destroy all humans

>>679982844
Maybe you're right, I keep myself in decent shape, it's not out of the box to want the same

Wash the pots and pans before you eat, the plates immediately after eating.

Call your parents often.

Don't be the first to call after a breakup.

If you only work for what you get paid to do, you will always be underpaid.

Dry between your toes.

Don't drink fizzy drinks, nor eat fast food.

Don't lie to children.

Don't make assumptions.

Don't take anything personally.

Avoid gossip like the plague.

Visit the dentist yearly.

Pull out in time.

>>679981900
Honestly man, just be active af. I went into the Army at 215 and over the course of 3 months, I lost 30 lbs. start rock climbing, rucking, obstacle course maneuvering, anything fun and stimulating to get the weight off. And eat right. Don't be a fat fuck. Part of the reason why you eat so much is because you have too much time. Get rid of it by replacing eating with going out.

>>679982660
how dafuq do you even get out of bed
everyday being this retarded ?

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Don't get married. It isn't worth the risk of losing half your shit.

If she really loves you, you won't need marriage.

>>679982428
Borderline personality disorder. That shit can't be fixed, man.

>>679983098
I've considered the Military since I don't really have any applicable skills. Acquire some handy skills and learn to respect people
>>679982987
I might look into it, thanks anon

>>679982616
>thinking I'm a chick

There are no women on the internet.

Allah knows best.

>>679983190
If she doesn't sign a prenup it's not worth it

>>679982981
crazies do your dick good though

but your dick won't always be crazy

Great advice: "work a little, play a little; invest the rest."

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>>679983289
Good to hear George is in a happy place.

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>>679983220

>>679983218
>>679982428
Yeah, can't really fix BPD.
Bipolar, on the other hand, one fucking tiny pill before bed and all the next day I'm on an even keel. Thank talos for antipsychotics.

>>679973944
i did the same shit too

>>679983218
Why can't you fix it?

>>679982574
I probably can too if you post pics of her

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>>679983220
You won't learn to respect people so much as learn how to have different faces for people. Almost all of your superiors are going to be retarded but you'll learn to go along with what their saying cause if you don't you get punished AND still have to do what they say, and for the dudes that are in your general area, your "comrades", a lot of them are gonna be assholes off of the fact that they're soldiers.

Seriously, if you do decide to go Army, just know that it gets stupid pretty quick, but the few moments that are good make up for it by so much. Also, if you know absolutely shit, go Signal Branch in the Army: easiest way to nab yourself a good paying job for the civilian world AND best way to get a secret clearance

The workers' revolution is inevitable

>>679983218
ahh yea that'll do the do

>>679976493
Stfu bitch.
It's about sugar not preservatives and "chemicals"
Cider has more sugar than beer.

If you're broke, don't get a fucking credit card, starve instead

>>679983549
There's no successful treatment available. You can only manage the symptoms.

>>679978450
>Implying he isn't Notorious BIG

Don't be materialistic.
Find something that has a meaning to YOU. Use your money wisely, don't spend it on things you want, just things you need. You'll live a happier life. Tip: ignore the popular brainwashing media, that will turn you stupid and ignorant.

>>679983286
>>thinking i meant a female

you're obviously a guy with daddy issues
why else would you project? females go search
for a hole to fill, males go searching to fill a hole

you're fucking obvious brother

>>679980350
wow, no shit

>>679983549
Personality disorders are difficult if not inpossible to medicate, and there is only so much you can do with therapy. Borderline is especially hard because they are basically batshit crazy in every way that doesn't involve straight up psychosis (not accounting for comorbid conditions). They are pretty much permanently a danger to themself and others and untreated suicide is a very likely outcome.
Basically so crazy that you can't completely fix it.

that you are not special, and Ironically, when you realize you are not special, you become a little bit special.

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>>679972607
OP is a faggot.

>>679984099
The realization that nobody gives a fuck about you, that fucked me up for a long time. The fact that no matter what I do, it is infinitely unimportant to everyone else. Finally realized that means I can do whatever the hell I want, feels good man

>>679983865
>male with an Electra complex

You just went full retard. Do you even Freud?

I learned that "happy wife = happy life" is total fucking bullshit.

You'll end up being a shell of your former self
or worse,

A guy who wasted his dreams all because of something pathetic as "family values"

You can forget amazing sex once you've lost your soul and you and her basically let yourself go

Cheat as real men do, just cheat better than most men.

You want to honor and looooveee your woman sooo much, but that mentality right there is what is going to make you cry from real sadness

Women will never love you like you think
just forget about it

>>679984425
elektra complex is the female aspect moron

You spent that long to google and still got it wrong ?

>>679984351
Nobody gives a fuck about you so you shouldnt either

>>679984573
give lots of fucks about you
so much that you start to question who are you even ?

find yourself in the process

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Don't join the army's infantry if you're a shy person who was sheltered by your mother most of your life, it's full of people who are pretty much he exact opposite of you.
Drinking won't make you happy.
Don't drop out of college just because it got hard.
Talk to your parents when you can because they won't be there forever.

also don't tell tell people you're Jewish if you are, racists are still around.

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Although I haven't experienced a whole lot in my life, I don't mind sharing some lessons that I have learnt with you guys.

1. Everybody is selfish. Every act, every word and every thing is selfishly done.
It isn't a bad thing, because we need to care for ourselves first and foremost and so does everyone else.

2. No person cares about what you do, as much as you do.
Which is why it is important for you to find comfort in yourself, be happy with who you are and what your plans are and learn to reflect on your life frequently. So you can improve on it.

3. Never share your dreams with other people.
Other peoples opinions are detrimental to your self worth. Trust your gut and your own mind, if you should make a mistake along the way, then learn from it and keep trying new things.

4. Love and forgive everybody.
Keep contact with your family and friends. Be pleasant to your enemies. Never love anyone more than you love yourself and apply the above rules to everybody (Even family).

5. Play with people.
When someone is messing about, or someone is trying out a new idea then join in on the fun. The way this life works is that people are just playing with each other, making each other laugh and coming up with interesting things to do with their time. Join in the fun.

6. Be stronger than you were yesterday.
Both physically and mentally. Take care of your body since it's the only thing that wont kill you for no good reason. And become mentally strong, become sure of who you are and find peace with yourself, and do not be swayed by other people. they are after all. Selfish.

a) Take care of your belongings, but do not love them.
b) Be generous to those deserving of your love, and sympathetic.
c) Kindness is easily abused, so use it sparingly. And only in suitable situations.
d) Think before speaking. Always.
e) Protect your knowledge.
f) Realise, that you will survive on far less than you probably have. You can afford loses.
g) Be prepared to fight. in arguments + Physical.

virtue is in the action
the consequences is abject horror

>>679984573
Kind of my point faggot

>>679982730
Heh should of been here for the early days anon.

Pizza. Pizza as far as the eye can see.


Everything the light touches, simbah.

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>>679984551
>retardation intensifies
>daddy issues = Electra complex
>mummy issues = Oedipus complex

Keep digging faggot, I'm loving it.

The minute you possibly can, the very second, BUY. A. SECOND. CAR.

It's all a game

>>679985096
This, and learn how to properly maintain every vehicle you buy

>>679981643
shit, I just turned 26. Is it over for me?

>>679985272

No.
You've just entered a different hunting ground.

>>679985016
oedipus in a male is not just wanting to have sex with the mother but also to supersede the father.

Hence you trying to fill your daddy's shoes.

try again numb nuts

>>679985212

Totally this. At least the tires, spark plugs, and battery

>>679985373
don't forget the fluids
those hardware items are easy for most
but all liquids will deplete

then big shit starts fucking up
don't forget your tranny dip stick :D

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>>679985352
Hence it's a daddy issue, not a mummy issue, faglord.

Jeezus, do you get off on public humiliation or something?

Never expect anything from anyone.
People are too buzy with their fucking cellphones to act like decent human beings.

>>679985272
Just remember that girls your age aren't going to kiss your ass like they did in your early 20's. Their clock is ticking and they need to find a suitable mate to marry. Keep in mind you're now on the chopping block instead of the other way around. That is if you're dating late 20's-early 30's. Also, there's usually a reason they're still single.

BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS. NEVER TRUST THE ONE SHE BRINGS. NEVER TRUST HER WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S ON BIRTH CONTROL. SHE WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE. YOU'LL BE FUCKING TRAPPED AND FORCED TO GET A DEAD END JOB AT 19.

>>679985016
boy the picture is fitting for this cuck isn't it ?

>>679985597
He might not.... But I do. :)

>>679985489
All filters and fluids, learn how an alternator and starter work, these are all pretty basic and will save you a ton of money.

>>679985597
hence why i first said you had your daddy issue

do they make shoes for retards in your size ?
Is it really that hard for you to grasp?

>>679972607
Love hurts