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>>679971739

>>679971739
43,200 times
that's 12 times a day everyday for 10 years
or
24 times a day for 5 years
if the rape lasts for at least 30minutes that's constantly being fucked for 12 hours a day!

mmmmmmm

.p;]

>>679971739
For 200$, that's a hell of a deal.

OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
sorry for the lack of webm

>>679971739
I do not envy the chines bros. So many of them then chicks, assuming not even one chick stays unwed or lesbian. I think the only way for them to not start a war or something in a few years time is to make gay marrige legal and then make marrige obligatory.

>>679972897
you suck at pool anon

>>679973316
I know...
This is a YLYL thread after all, isn't it?

>>679972492
CNN at it's best

>>679972705
Lost

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mfw reading this thread

>>679972492
As a sec slave there are probably a lot of customers everyday. No one cares how she feels. They're just gonna keep bringing people in to fuck her. It's definitely plausible

>>679973483

lost so hard

>>679974144
the chinese must have the best lube in the world

>>679972492
stare raped

>>679974519
I'm stare raping your post

right now

>>679973970
Fucking kek'd

>>679973864
man i remember penis inspection day, glad i washed

>>679973483
hahahaha

Wait are penis inspection days a thing in America?

>>679975245
uhm...how else would we know if everything was growing right? it's something about being circumcised i think

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>>679975245
>his country doesnt have penis inspection day

fucking europoors

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OC

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>>679975430
Yeah all my OC comes from 2009 and has been posted a thousand times before.

>>679972705
welcome to Germany

>>679972492
its definitely possible. ever watch those quickie brothel videos? guys are in for like 5-10 minutes tops, they're not even guaranteed a nut before being kicked out for the next guy

>>679975245
Because amerikikes just fucking LOVE mutilating their babies' genitalia, it's quite common for american lads to have destroyed/disfigured cocks
That's the deal with penis inspection day.

>>679971739
If the average rape lasted 5 minutes it would be 3600 hours.

>>679975430
>OC
>reposts shit from 4chan

Faggot

>>679975245
We don't actually call it penis inspection day. That's more like slang. Each school has there own term for it. Genital health evaluation day or something like that.

>>679975754
>implying they didn't flush her uterus out with toilet cleaner at the end of every day

>>679972492

Condoms are 98% effective.

Pregnancy rate from unprotected sex is roughly 2.5%

She got pregnant 21 times.

>>679971739

Average penis length is 5.16 inches.

That's 3.5 miles of cock she took.

>>679975670
>>679975359
>>679975245
I'm from Austria and we had that too, but they seemed more interested in our nuts than dicks.

>>679975430
Turn that into an image macro and post it on tumblr and shit

>>679976098
What's that in normal metric system?

>>679975342
riff raff

>>679976111
Good old eugenics

>>679971739

4-5% of women report having an orgasm during a rape.

Rape made her orgasm 1,944 times.

>>679975245
That's fucked up. So all these little kids have to drop their pants for the teachers ? What sicko come up with that shit ?

>>679971739
was she keeping count

absolutely arousing

>>679976196

5.66 km

>>679975430
Holy shit does this actually work?

>>679976196
13,1 cm
You could also google it yourself, not that difficult

>>679971739
story time
>greekfag here
>about 12 years ago
>working as pizza boy
>we also had regular meals
>3 brothels were regular customer
>around midday (13:00) they would order food
>1 is old 60ish fat ugly
>2 is around 35 chubby with big tits and nice ass
>3 is around 20 skinny tall brunnette
>after 3-4 months they all know me by name
>"anon, we buy from you, you don't buy from us" jokes
>never interested after seeing the ugly smelly fat customers
>talked numbers with No2
>on her glory days around 1996-1998
>she would fuck 100 guys per 12 hour shift
>she has 3 bars, 2 restaurants, 1 hotel
>rich as fuck
>"I like sex, and why not get paid for it?"
>didn't believe she had all those businesses
>visited with her all 3 bars the same night
>she was the motherfucking owner

I wish a had a vagina.

>ITT people so new they believe "penis inspection day" is a real thing.

>>679975245
> no penis inspection day

Why do you even pay taxes

4chan can do some math when it comes to macabre things.

>>679973970
Man, that thread lasted a pretty damn long time.

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>>679973864
what the fuck is a penis inspection day?

>>679976456
>itt people so retarded they never had penis inspection day at their special tard school

>>679971739

Average ejaculate volume is 5ml.

That's 57 gallons of cum.

(216 liters)

>>679972705
look like riot suits

You guys are an an inexhaustible source of disappointment. If I found a bottle with agenie and he gave me three wishes my first wish would be that you guys started being funny. It should be a criminal offence being unfunny like you are. Seriously you guys need to be regulated

>>679975245
Ours was the third Sunday of each month
Father Flanigen had such a soft touch

>>679976392
DON`T... JUST DON'T DO IT.. you will die

>>679976477
Vietnamese technically lower than niggers.

Rubbish.

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>>679976392
It creates some kind of acid that will horribly disfigure you and probably give you chemical burns in your throat. fun stuff..

>>679975389
>europoors
Are you fucking retarded?
I hope it's b8

>>679975413
After spongebob realised he couldn't revive hitler with black magic, he hangs himself

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>>679976477

>>679975900
lost

>>679976477
>woman

I shouldn't have laughed at this bUT I did.

>>679976615
140989591248

14th of September 1989

"Doogie Howser, M.D.", starring Neil Patrick Harris as a teenage physician, debuts on ABC

1248
Death of Güyük Khan, ruler of the Mongol Empire


I got it.
You are a mongoloid faggot?

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>>679971739

>>679976852
>europoors getting this triggered over getting called out for their poor economy
top kek

>>679976992
>says nowhere in the US constitution bill of rights declaration of independence or bible.

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>>679977110
STFU I M NOT TRIGGERED

>>679976941
>win by obbeying the text

>>679976761
Delightful, a chart deliberately made so goddamn racist it puts gibbons above some races, but it is not enough for the /pol/tard.

"GRAAAWRGH, JOKE IS WRONG, NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS, BLAAAAARGHBLAB. RACISM SOOTHES MY AUTISTIC NEED TO PUT EVERYTHING IN A BOX AND THIS JOKE DOES NOT AGREE WITH ME REEEEE!"

Goddamn you clowns.

>>679976111
Worst thing was that we all hoped for a sexy nurse but it was always some old ugly cunt.

Wia lebn doch im paradies

>>679972492
According to the victim's words, it was 30 times a day for 4 years. Everyday.

>>679976992
>Natives depicted among foreigners
>implying they weren't here before us
>implying that your ancestors weren't immigrants (of the willing or unwilling sort)

>>679977152
>bring promotional art for bioshock infinite

>>679977070
That isn't just autism. That's advanced autism.

>>679974509
Whoever did this i fucking love you.

>>679976566
All of my keks

>>679976566
lost hard

>>679977340
Calm the fuck down, dumbfuck, its a picture from Bioshock Infinite

>>679975900
dubs of kek

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>>679973483
Mockingjay oil trap

>>679976477
Lost at toasters.

>>679972705
>>679976781
>I was just going to post that.
Spaceballs ftw.

>>679977070
"Read the red shirt" is the usual filename

>>679976582
Something the pedo teachers in america invented.

>>679976392
>breathing ammonia
>it works

>>679976852

Lurk moar. Don't post until after you turn 18.

>>679974509
>>679977439
>CUTE
This is better than those turkroaches

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>>679976634

>57 gallons of cum

>>679976712
I can see why you'd want everyone else around you to be funny due to your extreme lack of humor

>>679975923
>Not knowing how chance works

>>679977340

The natives were genocidal savages that slaughtered 80 percent of each other off prior to White Man's arrival.

I'll take space program over shitting in a teepee anyday. Go back to polishing your 10th grade history teacher's dick.

>>679977272
Wow kid, chill your beans.

It says toasters became poles, it's not to be taken seriously.

I have never been to /pol/, /b/ made jokes about niggers long before /pol/ existed and started thinking the jokes were sincere.

Take your reeeeeeeeee bullshit and shove it right up your ass.

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>>679977103
you forget where you are, go back to your home site

>>679978038

Percentages multiply. Were you homeschooled?

>>679972492
>>679975726
>>679976098
>>679976281
>>679976634

This is why I love you guys

>>679978062
People who don't hate natives haven't lived around natives.

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>>679975900
fuck me i need to remember that.

>>679977977
ch-ch-checkum

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>>679977470

>>679971739
the survivor really kept count all the way to 43,200 times?

I call baloney on that

>>679978025
And by giving a visual representation you have now made it hot.

>>679978239
>lived around, went to school with natives
>no problem with them as a race

And the reserve I live near? They do better for themselves than the rest of us ever did. They have money out the yinyang, the adults are all educated and employed and none of them go hungry or live homeless.

>>679978196
>soon
>calculations for the most complicated physics experiment
>not enough computing power
>change names
>gravity = dicks
>speed = cum quantity
>etc
>post in /b/
>/b/ solves the equations in 1 thread
>Alpha Centauri in 30 minutes

>>679975245
Kek

>>679978025
this tank is so nice

>>679974509
Is that Yui from YuruYuri? I watched all of it but i don't get the joke.

>>679978239

It's just teenagers, anon. This is /b/, nobody but faggy little teenagers use this as their main board and this remains the only place where they can post all day without being caught.

Natives are not beautiful, not peaceful, not even remotely intelligent, and never had any semblance of a culture. I feel so bad for the canadians that have to apologize for educating them and "destroying heritage". I know how it went, too.

>'No Blackspear, that's the sun. It won't hurt you.'

>"TAE CHATUM AWU GOABA?"

>'No, Blackspear, don't rape your sister. It won't make the sun happy.'

>*tribal screech*

>'No, Blackspear, the orange thing in the sky won't kill you. Please learn your fucking times tables so we can move on to wiping ourselves.'

>In a pool full of piss you were still the one that took a shit and ruined it for everyone.

>>679978137
>have sex 40 times
>100% conception rate

Kek ok genius

>>679975413
Lost so hard

>>679976098
If they only put it in once.. calculate the average number of thrusts into it as well and you get closer

genitals

>>679978783
I'm gonna

>kidnap you
>submerge you in vinegar for a quarter of a century
>feed you nothing but homeless black man's toenails and burnt smeg patties, breadcrumbbed in dandruff and burnt to high heaven, served in a molten stray dog's earwax sauce
>puke straight down your throat
>pack dingleberries between your teeth and cheeks like a little copraphagic squirrel
>mitchelinchef.exe
>smear turd all over your face and blowdry it for an impromptu facemask
>put a fishbowl over your head and vent pube smoke into it
>pampered.dll
>hire a fat sweaty african to pick his bellybutton and dispose of the entrails on your inner nostrils
>hire an ensemble of them to pick their ass and wipe it under your nose
>get them to pick their teeth and put that in your nostrils too
>politely ask them to blow snot down your earholes
>floss your teeth with remaining pubes
>fill your lower intestines with concrete so you have to barf your shit back up
>wait until the time comes
>drain the tank
>pull you out of the tank
>peel your skin off with pianowire
>eat you with a spoon from the feet up
>laugh myself to sleep

The purpose of the vinegar isn't only to pickle your flesh, but also serves to make your bones super soft and soggy. You won't be able to run, and I could loop your arms around into a knot, I could mould your head like playdough. I could contort your jaw to beavis proportions, and there's nothing you can do about it. I could feed you hot dog shit on a daily basis with no reprise. Film you in 4K as you wheeze, struggling to breathe through your smeg encrusted nostrils. I will upload it to a pay per view site and charge people to view it. It will subsidize the cost of the vinegar reservoir, clipping expeditions and prune juice. I will be seeing you soon.

Have fun in my pokey, faggot.

>>679977977
noice

>>679978844
>>679978900
>>679977977
checked

>>679976566
lost

>>679978670

Okay, I'll explain it in idiot mode, just for you:

Condom effectiveness is 98%.

That means having sex 43200 times while protected is the same as having sex 864 time while not protected. (2% of 43200)

The rate of pregnancy for unprotected sex is roughly 2.5%. 2.5% of 864 is 21.6.

Is there a faster way to arrive at this figure? Yes, just multiply the percentages. 2% of 2.5% is 0.05 %

0.05% of 43200 is 21.6

How are those math scores in middle school coming?

>>679978669
>>I feel so bad for the canadians that have to apologize for educating them and "destroying heritage".

I'm only half native and I constantly roll my eyes when White people apologize about shit I didn't experience or things they've never seen. They tiptoe around the issue of race like I'm going to jump on them and scalp them if they don't use the right words. I didn't have an easy life, but my mom had it way worse and she doesn't need anyone's pity. Least of all some limp wristed bandwagon jumper who needs to soothe their White Guilt because the PM is a faggot.

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>>679976456
>they believe "penis inspection day" is a real thing
you were obviously home schooled.

>>679979385
Yeah of course.
Why, weren't you?
Enjoy your state sponsored propoganda education faggot.

I bet you still think there are only 50 states.

>>679979509
>mfw every nation's public education really is, to some degree, propaganda, intentional or not

>>679976098
Got to remember, she was smuggled to China, and all the asians got small pee pee places Apparently the average there is around 4 inches

>>679977044
>bUT
are you fucking 12 faggot, go back to tumblr retard

>>679973864
>mmmhmm
Almost got me, Anon.

>>679979240

Thank you.

>By True D'oh's logic, we lost WW2.

>>679972492
Yeah I'm calling bullshit.
>>679975628
I doubt it is possible. Being kicked out before nutting is fucked up. This is why it sucks visiting hookers. These women don't actually want you. In fact they want you to hurry the fuck up so they can get to their next costumer. Sex must be awful for those that can only get hookers.

>>679976717
triggering fond childhood memories

>>679979806

4.2 inches.

So she's down to 2.86 miles.

Still a hell of a lot of cock that whore's taken.

>Honey, it's passing 2 miles of cock that you've taken, now. Want to maybe run away? Or kill yourself?
>Nah. I'ma see if I can make it to 3 miles.

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>>679973970
oh god "i was 38" fucking shit i did not expect that...

>>679980151
Even if they cum super quick, let's say 20 thrusts to make the calculation easier, that's a few miles over two marathons of cock.

That's downright Olympic.

>>679976098
>>>>>high mileage slut

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>>679975430
Anyone who thinks this makes chlorine gas is a fucking idiot.
Bleach contains sodium hypochlorite which does not produce chlorine when combined with ammonia or other shit stated here.
Itl produce some gasses but they sure as hell arent lethal.
Even if chlorine was produced, the bleach would just absorb it since it has water in it.

Want to really fuck someone up? tell them to mix TCCA(pool week chlorine) and muriatic acid, itl produce enough chlorine to make you buff for breath and kill you if you really want to harm yourself.
NIGGERS

>>679979509
>Why, weren't you?
Uh no, I live in America faggot, the greatest FREE country in the world, take your liberal agenda elsewhere you socialist swine

>>679976331
It's more like Some kids are ushered one at a time into a office and a local nurse or someone with medical experiance will just kinda open your pants a bit, make sure everything looks okay at a cursory glance, then tells you to get out. people like to meme about it but it's good I think, make sure that nothings wrong.

>>679976331
It's more like Some kids are ushered one at a time into a office and a local nurse or someone with medical experiance will just kinda open your pants a bit, make sure everything looks okay at a cursory glance, then tells you to get out. people like to meme about it

>>679977866
Teachers don't even take part in it though you fucking moron.

>>679980557
its mustard gas, not chlorine

>>679971739
It's not rape if I buy her

>>679976615
how did you fuck that up?

>>679976941
Lost

>>679980627
My school was poor, we didn't even get a proper announcement just the gym teacher saying it's penis inspection day and took us one by one into the equipment closet. Only lasted five minutes and he took a picture to keep for medical records, quick and easy.

>>679980736
It's nerve gas, not mustard gaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY

>>679975923
this

>>679980242
it's dumb

people like vaginas because they're biologically conditionned to. it's how we make babies

get back to >>>/scat/

>>679971739

The article says she wasn't even abducted. She ran away with a man her family forbid her to see, because she was 12 and he was 22 and he was, "a bad man who will hurt you."

>Don't talk to that man, he's a pimp and wants to make you one of his whores.
>Nuh-uh! I'll show you! You can't tell me what to do! I'm gonna run away with him!
>You're one of my whores now.
>Oh no! How could this happen?!

I'm sorry she got raped so much, but for fuck's sake...

>>679980557
I want to kill this guy

>>679980242
Made me laugh tbh

>>679971739
how did she keep count?

>>679981184
Its dumb because the humor is factually incorrect? Isn't that the entire point? I don't get why you even think its my view point. I just camped a funny response while the thread was going on because the arguing was getting intense.

>>679978025
pretty impressive. yours?

>>679977766
That's not spaceballs retard, it's from a much earlier, less refined and more obscure film series known as star wars. You should check it out some time.

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>>679971739
Fresh off the presses

>>679981612

Every time she had sex she put a grain of rice in a gallon jug, and when it was full she knew she had had sex 43,000 times.

Goddamn, her legs must have never closed.

>>679972705
Lmao

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>>679973483
Somebody reeeealy didn't want to touch the toilet seat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67LBPvwM20

>>679980242
>australians
what a dumpfuck

>>679975375
Spooky

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>>679982042
Kek... I just read the comments... Wtf

>>679982434

Hey, at least he's not in prison. He's the most successful male in the family.

>>679976111
same here in finland

>>679980151
Actually, its about 225 thrusts per fuck, so
10.9x225=2457.45cm
43200x2457.45=106161840cm
youre looking at 1061.6184km of yellow cock there

>>679971739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

>>679982434
RIH? Rest in Hell?

>>679972705
He looks so sad :(

>>679982644
Didn't even notice. Lmao. Must be a racist

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>>679981469
It's just a knock out.

>>679976449
Poia poli?

Does anyone have that "Skeleton Jelly" comic that I saw on /b/ years ago. I'd really like to save it

>>679976236
Fuck I lost

>>679983030
Ali G keepin' 'it' real.

>>679982477
All of my morning keks

>>679973970
Same sorta thing happened to me except there wasn't any experimentation. My toddler cousin walked in on me while I was peeing and asked why I had a tail.

>>679971739
holy shit if i can get a child for 200 how much for a milf????

>>679976566
I'm still proud but kek

>>679972492
It's a very specific number is what it is. Did they have markers to scribble on her body every time she was used? Did she get kidnapped to a Japanese hentai world?

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>>679977340
Settlers and immigrants are two different things goy.

>>679975621
A meme from the crypt, fuck this has been around for like 10 years

>>679981238

They say not to blame the victim, but what can you do when her family tried to keep her away from him and told her exactly what he would do to her, and then she runs away with him?

Don't play with fire. You'll get burned.
Ow! I got burned!
See?
Don't victim blame me!!

>>679972705
From the coolest helmets on the planet to the worst helmets on the planet.
Germany as an American vassal state sucks.

>>679971739

did she count ?

>>679976392
> ammonia
> bleach

Come on dude

Anyone has another site like efukt, with weird porn?

www.efukt.com

>>679971739

Hehe, at one point the police raided the hotel she and other girls were being raped in, then took turns raping all the girls, and then left!

You're alright, third world.

>>679976196
4.62 Yurofags/mm. yw

>>679975245
Kek
I thought it was a meme.

>>679975536
That's not Germany.

>>679983773
They would pay you

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Just quit my job at Sears, where we did online "training". This shit happened all the time.

>>679975536
>>679985060
Don't mind this, thought you meant another pic.

>>679975375
chernobyl be like

>>679976746
Yeah. Recipe for chlorine gas. I shit you not.

>>679982644
Prolly rest in heaven

>>679973028
I'm not a 12 year old.

>>679971739
That's a rape a minute for a month straight.

>>679983138
Back when Sacha Baron Cohen's characters were legitimately funny.

>>679971739
hahahah

>>679979225
Omfg are you fucking stupid learn probability... Every time you have sex it's a 2% chance. Each time is independent. How's community college algebra treating you.

>>679972492
>if the rape lasts for at least 30minutes
kek

realistically, let's say 5 minutes

>>679972492
>being fucked for 12 hours a day!
I'm sure the people who put together iPads work longer hours than that. Why should she be any different?

It _could_ be less than a year.

>>679976477
I am dutch and actually found this funny.
The truth about niggers not withstanding.

>>679985836
In would post the correct solution if I wasn't currently driving and on my phone.

>>679976209
Street rat!

>>679982477
what a trooper

>>679980564
I've never understood what Amerifags call America "free" what/which part is free?

>>679985836

>it's s 2% chance

Of being innieffective, not of getting pregnant.

Having unprotected sex carries a 2.5% chance of getting pregnant. You think condoms only reduce it by another 0.5%?

Fucking millenials...

>>679980736
No it's not there is no sulfur in any of the compounds

>>679978273
Howis this "winning the lottery"? What game is it? It looks almost like Skyrim or Ark.

>>679985126
google "dishwasher quiet"
dba is first thing that comes up
it may be made-up lingo
but it's commonly used.

>>679987006

A-weighted decibels, meaning loudness as percieved by the human ear.

Looks like Sears lost nothing of value.

>>679987006
The point was simply that the training would spell shit wrong all the time, sometimes to the point of not understanding the question.

>>679986617
The chance of getting pregnant depends on where the woman is in her cycle. Fertility windows are real, maybe if you took your head out of your loose baby boomer ass hole and read a book you would know about it.

>>679987240
Looks like you missed the whole point of the post.

>>679971739
>click arrow
>Image search
>Google
>it searches for fucking 'furniture.png'

>>679974509

it's Azuna from K-on!

there is no joke

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>>679980557
Right but it can form
Hydrazine, Hyrdrochloric acid and Hydrazine