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im fucking sick of these cooking shows, they can fuck right off
Dunners reporting, bruh
Why are IDs even gone?
TIME FOR TANKS AND TANK THINGS.
I have been in NZ for 6 months and cant find hot chicks over here, too much make up
yo anyone ever been prescribed antidepressants? how hard was it to get them? asking as someone who is depressed every other week
Helen Clark reporting, vote me.
Opotiki master race reporting in
>>679958473
Disgusting, Kawerau reporting in.
>>679957995
>christchurch
Evening fam, how are we tonight
Dunners reporting.
Time for Skyline's and Skyline things?
Nah, time for bants. How are we all?
>>679958249
Hey mate!
>>679958674
> Moerewa reporting in
>>679958404
You're looking in the wrong places. Where are you?
>>679958431
Easy to get. Tell your GP you're depressed. You're more likely to get ADs than any other help like therapy.
>>679957995
Ak reporting. Got Chlamydia this weekend. Apart from that it was gr8
hey guys
livin in auckland
i visited master chins today
am i gonna get jailed?
>>679959031
Slip slop slap dude. You'll know better for next time.
>>679958473
yea bay-bee
>>679959031
>Chlamydia
i had that too. no symptoms for guys. they just give you antibiotics and its gone
>>679959131
Ý tho
>>679959121
whats the slap part?
>>679959018
G'day, cobber. What's new? Have a good evening with your boy?
>>679959209
>Slip on a condom
>Slop on some lube
>Slap her in the face
Bitches like it rough.
>>679959353
holy shit hi again
i remember you
>>679959209
Slip it in her cunt, slop ballsnot on them titties, and slap her ass till she leaves.
>>679959327
Yeah man. He was all moany because he was constipated but once he took an adult sized shit he was full of energy. How you been?
>>679959405
Well, it been a few threads, so it time.
>>679958975
chur. id rather skip therapy and get something that might actually work.
>>679959551
it time?
>>679959628
or just stop being a miserable faggot?
Mostly traveling around, not in an specific city,but the last month in Wellington.
>>679959654
thought i hit s.
>>679958431
>go to the local gp
>say you're depressed
>get antidepressants
its seriously that easy
the only hard bit is if it's your family doctor then he might want a follow up test
>>679959481
Parenthood knows no bounds, eh? You get to chill with a brew then or nah?
Yeah, been okay. Had plenty of bants on, been up to things, all good distractions.
>>679959685
Oh, genius!
>>679958816
What's happening, mate?
>>679959685
>>679959935
if only it were that easy ay bro
Reporting In.
What's good pals? Studying hard for the mid-sem break?
>>679959935
Yeah had a beer on Saturday night while shitposting the thread.
Been up to things that involve outside?
>>679960117
ye... na
Who would fuck my ass.
If you have a big cock text me 5403151725
>>679960117
I haven't had to study in 13 years and I don't plan on starting now.
Why the fuck so early?
>>679960290
Not your personal army faggot.
>>679960290
that is a male ass
this is a female ass
>>679960010
Nought much, man. Just a usual quiet one thus far. How about you?
>>679960059
Yeah, exactly. I wasn't the guy you were talking to, but best of luck overcoming it.
>>679960204
Oh, word. Sounds comfy, man.
Drove around a bit, I guess? Went and saw me old boy, but that's about it.
>>679960446
this is a female ass you faggot
>>679958351
>>679960446
How can you tell?
Lots of women have hairy man arses these days.
>>679960543
>>679960604
they look nice
>>679960507
I'm about the same, mate. Not a lot going on at all
>>679960803
Lighting makes me not know what I'm looking at
>>679960923
I cannot fix the lighting from street lamps
>>679959628
They can work, depends on what your issue is. In most cases they're a temporary solution to a bigger problem. Therapy worked where 10 years of SNRIs failed for me.
>>679959131
legit disturbing
>>679960999
Nice trips. Now you have to post more. Also name?
>>679961063
The flash on your camera can.
>>679960999
Do you even lift?
>>679961275
it was taken in secret
>>679961281
yes.
>>679960905
Well fuck, let's get up to some wild shit then!
Nah, what's on? Plans for the break?
>>679961434
kill yourself detaching from the sky walk
Serious question, Where the fuck do I find hot chicks, Live in the shithole, central wellington and no-one here Is hot
>>679961434
Do you know how to do wild?
I gotta few assessments to work on, not that I want to eh
>>679961614
hipster bars
>>679961614
>Wellington
>Hot chicks
Pick one. You have to move dude.
>>679961614
AUCKLAND
U
C
K
L
A
N
D
>>679961683
thanks /B/ro
>>679961514
Wrong end of the country, mate.
>>679961621
Two beers deep and you'll be struggling to keep up, oi.
They stack a bunch on you for over the break?
>>679961614
korean girls are the hottest
>>679962112
Ok, IDbro.......
>>679962230
he died bro
>>679961955
CUCKLAND
U
C
K
L
A
N
D
>>679961231
please continue
>>679961989
Fuck, I can well imagine mate!
Eh, not too much but enough to keep me busy. Also harder when you've got no one to ask for help that can explain it
>>679962226
classy looking sloth.
Tga fag reporting in. Any weed available on or before 420?
Dunners reporting for duty
>>679962534
Hey, you know me!
Yeah, word, with regard to both points. Is it due in soon after you get back to course or nah? Would seem a bit unreasonable to expect you to learn it and do it entirely on your own in your own time.
>>679962884
Aye, yo. What's happening?
>>679958138
aaron
Hastings reporting in. Fuck this cold weather, sessions by the fire it is.
>>679963088
dub dubs.
Just chilling watching some movies
>>679963311
>dubs dubs
Fuckin' indeed! What films?
>>679962884
Ayy, what's good?
>>679963088
You sure know how to down some piss, mate!
Due the end of our first week back
More or less the programming one I need help with, the other two should be easy enough!
>>679963640
>>679963685
I am watching the Martian. Matt Damon gets left on Mars
>>679963845
I rate that movie, it's good!
>>679963685
I go hundy, mate.
Fuck, that's a bit harsh! Ah well, I guess you'll have a week to suss the bit you need help with.
>>679963845
Yeah, I know the one, but I haven't seen it. You enjoying it?
>>679963845
That movie is kinda too straightforward. I'd like it better if someone died.
>>679964194
I've seen that, mate!
Eh, it is what it is. Programming is usually pretty quick anyway, should be able to code it up in a class or two with a bit of guidance
>>679964218
Fuckin spoiler/10, mate
You fags seen this right?
>>>/s/16629206
>>679964194
>>679964218
It is pretty good. I would like to see it happen for real. Do we really have the technology and resources to achieve such a task?
>>679964218
The potatoes died
>>679964565
Probs not I reckon.
>>679964434
Mostly disgusting
>>679964565
Technology yes. Resources maybe. It'll be like 20 billion
>>679964409
Oh, word. Doesn't sound so bad, certainly sounds like you're on top of it regardless.
So you're just gonna be kicking around here for two weeks?
>>679964565
To what, get there or live there?
There's a "SCIENCE THE SHIT" joke to be made here...
>>679965037
Hopefully, man, it's gonna be how motivated I am over the next two weeks
Yeah something like that, more or less
>>679965037
>>679964902
worldwide surely we can science the shit out of it.
FUCK NZ
>>679965304
Eh, I'd fairly reckon you'll knock 'em out without issue.
Fair cop, man!
>>679965843
Some cheeky fullas will suss how to grow weed on Mars, I'm sure.
>>679965843
Yeah definitely. NASA already has plans to get people there in the 2030s
>>679966312
G8B8M80
>>679966468
Man plans, God laughs.
is Ritanon here?
>>679967238
I don't think so, Jim.
>>679967238
>Ritanon
Hes been AWOL for a few days now... Miss them dental lessons..
>>679967238
Just turned up actually. AAAY
>>679967375
damn... hope he's aight
>>679967403
Ritanon!! Guess who's back in Auckland?
>>679966558
>god
great meme
>>679967403
>>679967466
My nigga Dom is back! How was it man?
>>679958431
stay right the fuck away from citalopram. Makes life not worth living. You lose the ability to orgasm. But are horny as fuck all the time - and not even in a fun way because you lose the ability to feel anything at all, happiness included. And you just sit there, blank, rubbing the skin off your dick until nothing is left but that gigantic hole in your soul/penis skin.
>>679967485
>>679967659
east auckland slut
>>679967596
pretty good man! Tired as hell though haha, haven't got much sleep in the lasst few days so i'm going to crash soon... how's it been for you?
Where can I get a decent computer chair that won't cost me hundreds?
>>679967805
warehouse stationery
>>679967726
>>679967742
I've been good man, just chilling with mates and stuff. What did you get upto in Melbourne?
>>679967865
does she have a name?
>>679968120
not at the liberty to say
went to pak college
hawkes bay
Queenstown reporting
>>679967955
nothing much in the end haha, I just fell real sick and stayed in my room the whole time lol. Anyway's man I'm gonna crash now, so see you later!
anymore of tala
>>679967726
She fake
>>679968459
Ah that's no good. Alright have a good one man!
>>679968560
how so?
woop woop bitches!
Have we reached the shitposting portion of this evening?
I kinda hope not, but hey. Who's around? What's happening?
Chubby girls?
>>679967628
I know your suffering, anon.
Shit was fucking horrid.
Otago sluts?
Any one in Wellington wanna come an get baked?
>>679968674
nice bod on her
Taranaki sluts?
>>679969290
OOOOOOOOOO-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-GOOOOOO
Is there any reason for your country to exist that doesn't involve the lord of the rings trilogy?
having a convo with a girl I know, shes bitching about her man. Shes dating that guy. You know the guy. The guy at high school who would turn up to parties and when he went to the bathroom everyone would leave.
ten years later and hes still that guy. How do people like that get by in the world?
picture unrelated but sexy
>>679969341
thanks
i chose her
>>679969471
pavlova and a tax haven for the rich
>>679969471
Not being fascist, rascist shitlords
>>679969490
Face?
>>679969483
Give us the gos
>>679957995
>Christchurch
signing off. night fam
>>679969837
Sleep tight, senpai
>>679968337
name?
>>679969038
>You will never see F40's and GT2's take on GTR's and Supra's at Suzuka.
Why even live.
>>679969668
that's the gos really. hes a cool fulla but he's got no mongrel. every gf hes had had chewed him up and spat him out.
We all know a guy like that. The whipping boy. I just don't understand how they can keep going being the bitch all the fucking time. Surely at some point you just say enough is enough and start kicking ass right?
again, pic unrelated, but can I just say this, wasn't Elisabeth Taylor hot back in the day?
>>679970455
who?
>>679970040
>Porsche 962C
>JGTC-spec R32's
>FC, Silvia, Z32
>Diablo, F40, 911
Friendly reminder that Fuji, and probably motorsport in general, will never be this good again.
Any weed around?
>>679970726
You tell me
Can we get a megalink pls nudefags
>>679969483
The cutest
>>679970943
>>679971209
Heres some oc ya gc
>>679971209
>>679971603
What city?
>>679969357
fuck off there's anything good here mate
>>679971696
Dunedin
>>679971603
Name?
>>679967726
east auckland reporting, who dis?
>>679971963
macayla
>>679972214
Moore?
Kek
How is there no Ghetto booty Grace nudes yet?
>>679972310
MOAR!!
yes her
>>679972214
why are girls called that always sluts?
>>679972844
she hasn't slept with me yet
>>679973136
find out what cologne her father wears. that should help
>>679972844
how many other macayla's do you know?
>>679973257
4 or 5. I guess the name was popular in the 90s...
>>679973451
if you send her dick pics she will send you nudes
hard bro
>Bruce Goes To Japan
Bumping 'cause it seems a bit early for it to be dead.
Maybe the nightshift will show up soon or something.
Pt Chevalier checking in. Just did the maths and figured out that I'm now a millionaire.
Aucks repooting
>>679973732
fun times.
>>679972072
pak girl called bree
>>679974553
How much Math was involved in that?
Need a few extra people to count the zeros? That how they do it up there?
>>679972451
No more of her?
Or any New Plymouth girls for that matter.
Dunners here, gf is snoring like a motherfucker
>>679975775
>>679973732
not hard to get them yourself. Send her your cock pic and she will send nudes.
>>679975303
Price paid for house x increase in value + value of other house + savings/investments - debt = US$1,000,000
I'm not talking Pacific Pesos here.
>>679975792
That's kawaii, bro
>>679976067
send me $1
>>679976086
Not exactly man, especially when she sounds like a fucking goose trying to start a lawnmower
>>679976067
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, mate
Upper Hutt shitposting
>>679977087
autism
>>679976855
Go take your dubs and shoot up a McDonalds or axe attack your neighbours.
>>679977140
alright
sage
>>679977147
sorry. to busy being on fire at the moment
>>679969336
where in welly you at
>>679977219
>>679977147
seriously we've been on fire like 4 times this year, how could you miss that?
>>679977173
pussy pic?
Where in UOA can I fuck my girlfriend
>>679977734
old choral hall
>>679968337
More hb nudes
>>679978055
from video soz
>>679978055
checked
>>679978055
nigga post the video!!! she's hot af. also, nice dubs
>>679978055
dayum dat bich b fyne
>>679978249
where to post
>>679977734
The M floor in the gen library
The M is for Mad Pussy Gettin', which is why people are too scared to go there
>>679978348
upload to mega?
>>679978442
yes do this plz
Any nelson nudes?
>>679978664
>>679978442
i dont know how mega works
vola
/r/vUJSdb
Trent in eke is a gay nigger
>>679978986
you legend!
>>679974400
>Bruce reigns supreme over Corolla-san
>>679978986
how does this work?
>>679979373
more
>>679980733
my dubs demand more
>>679980940
Don't have anymore of them. But got plenty of others. Will post if others from nelson post
this is a cool thread man
>>679982140
Yeah, man.
>>679982140
nah man its shit
>>679982179
im so glad nz exists for shitty lives
>>679982370
I just wish I didn't exist, fam
>>679982323
you're post ends in 323. did you know the automobile manufacturer mazda made a car called 323?
>>679983202
dont be like that man
>>679983202
sup anon?
>>679983262
Also badged as the Familia and Astina, depending on the model. What an interesting world!
>>679983664
Can't save everyone though!
>>679983953
Nah, don't worry.
>>679962274
no he didnt
>>679985185
yes he did
Well g'night, kiwis.
>>679985954
no he didnt
>>679985973
night fam
>>679986030
yes he did
>>679986144
no he didnt
>>679986188
yes he did
>>679986230
no he didnt
>>679986270
yes he did
>>679986305
no he didnt
>>679986398
yes he did
>>679986488
no he didnt
>>679986571
yes he did
>>679986604
no he didnt
>>679986647
yes he did
>>679986703
ahhh
kiwi humor
>>679986824
>kiwi shitposting
how do these threads always keep breaking records for getting shittier every time?
>>679987582
We're striving for the bottom here at /nzg/
check out my yous
>>679987822
Oh my fuck, that was all one person?
I thought you at least had some help to shitpost like that
>>679987822
im so proud of you
>>679987822
>autism
>>679987822
Only in a nzg thread this shit can happen without getting interrupted
What happened to ginga?
>>679989473
What do you mean?
>>679989473
he got into a car accident, is still in hospital
>>679989589
The redheaded girl that used to cam.
>>679989800
Yeah, I know who you're on about. She's still around, just Czechin' that something like >>679989659 hadn't happened.
