Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifu/husbandopost
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>naps are NOT a good idea
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
Claimaroony how ya doony?
Hey guys, I'm ready for this new thread
here
>>679948284
>naps are NOT a good idea
but i just had a nap and i feel great now
>sachi claim
>lurking
>Usual claim
Does this count as a 2d waifu?
Mirai claim
How is everyone?
So yea guys after my 14 hour unbroken posting and lurking streak it's finally my time to get out
Uni starts at 9 so this will be my last post for now
I'll drop in and say hi later tonight
Bye everyone, it's been fun
Reclaiming best idol
>>679948723
nice choice
>>679947519
Slowly drifting to sleep. You?
>>679947559
I'll get Ronald to pull some stupid shit. From there we can bring Damien to "Suzy"
>Miss Jobbers
Maybe I'm just tired as hell but I'm laughing my ass off.
>>679947600
I'd pay a hefty sum. I need to catch up on it though.
>Fellow butt lover
My companion of dark-skin.
>>679948723
Sleep tight
>Best idol claimed
>>679948468
I dunno what these guys are about, naps are great
>>679948723
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>679948555
You seem upset
>Trips checked
>>679948900
>>679948903
not going to sleep. Well I'll probably sleep in class but whatever, I learn the same amount anyway
>>679948414
You're picture makes me feel small somehow.
>>679948636
Our tolerance includes a guy who takes pictures of his hand.
A crusader.
Someone from Dead or Alive
And fucking Spiderman.
I think you're safe.
>>679948723
Night Akiko. Good luck tomorrow.
>>679948723
Farewell, have fun at uni
Shinoa claim.
What's up my fellow weebs
>>679948413
Heyadoony Im feeling groovy
>best waifu legs and smug/10
Claimed.
>>679947923
Not at all! Just an innocent complement.
>>679949138
thanks.
I'm going to bed, next time I'm on 4chan I'll be in New York, goodnight <3
>>679949084
kek, let me rephrase that. See ya later.
>>679949196
Tired as balls. You?
>>679949196
My nigga what's good?
>>679948900
I like it, Ronald is pretty fast so if he can hit him and run towards us that'd be perfect.
>laughing my ass off
Don't less Miss Jobbers see that, she'll give you a mean one
>>679948659
You drinkin anything tonight man?
>>679949084
Oh yeah lol, true
>>679949240
Thats diddley doodly gooderoony friend!
>>679948912
the CLAWWWW
>>679949196
Ayyy, nothin much fellow weeb
>captcha had pic of bus with "negro bus" written on it
claim booty?
>>679947923
>>679948024
join the club guys
>>679948900
lets do it man lets hunt the pooper
>>679949486
>picks tits
>his waifu has small tits
>>679949196
Ayyy lmao. Feel great for once. How about you comrade?
>>679949321
>>679949678
By all means I should feel tired but I am overcome by a feeling of joy and so here I am.
>>679949426
Going great. Looking into some DS3 lore after finishing it and winning LoL games so the day couldn't get any better.
>>679949643
And nothing much is always the best during these hours. Nothing better than relaxing.
>I swear if that captcha was modern I'm gonna have a giggle m8
>>679949669
Come again?
>>679949990
Finished the game? Hmm boy I think I still have ways to go
ITS FUCKIN KAREN TIME
HOWS EVERYONE
>>679949243
Great then! Please feel free to do so in the future.
>>679949486
I don't have a smug enough picture of Mirai for you. Yes, I am drinking. Captain Morgan Tattoo otr. So good, doesn't even need a mixer. And you?
>>679950076
i guess they are adequate. i still want to eat her pale ass hairless ass.
>>679950254
Other than tooth bothering me to the point I want to pull to out, I'm jolly and fine
How bout you my man?
>>679950363
gotdamn
>>679949486
Damien is so screwed.
kek, I avoid her like the plague.
>>679949669
Onward with gusto!
>>679949990
Glad to hear things are well.
>>679950119
Yep. Killed every boss too. Can't wait for the DLC to come out. I highly recommend doing every area as well, it's just too rewarding.
>>679950535
once more unto the breach
>>679950715
Trying to cover every inch, so far I'm at the dragon place and grand archives.. Not sure how close am I to the end
Milinda claim. Sorry for disappearing last thread. Was watching GATE.
>>679949196
It's been years, darling how arrr...okay I can't do that. Good to see you Shinoa.
>>679949990
Great comrade! The night shift is best shift!
>>679950254
Ey, how are ya?
>>679950276
No problem. Jaja
>>679950963
How is that anime?
>>679950846
Archdragon's peak has my 3rd favorite boss of all time. Grand archives are dumb as fuck.
>>679951006
Hey bud. How's it going.
>>679950963
I really liked GATE. How are you enjoying it?
>>679950963
Who is best girl in GATE in your opinion?
>>679951079
Sanae, I have to ask because you always have an accent when you laugh. Are you Spanish?
>>679950804
Doing god's work m8
>>679950963
>>679951087
Yeah how is it? My friend said it was really good.
>>679951219
How close am I to finishing the game? I wanna get to end game pvping
>I dunno how much long I can take solo bossing this game and their love for 2nd phases that completely catches me off guard
>>679951391
I remember seeing a hint of it at this anime convention but left shortly to attend a panel
>>679951256
Yeah, but Spanish isn't my language that I started off with. You?
>>679951087
Absolutely fantastic. One of my favorite.
>>679951219
Love it. I only have 2 episodes left though
>>679951256
No offense to Rory... If Rory is even here... But Lelei is best.
>>679951391
Really good. Just sad Im almost done with it.
>>679950963
>>679951087
>>679951219
it's pretty good but a lot of the time nothing happens in the episodes and it's only got sporadic military shit
>>679951256
she would have been best girl if they didnt make her a manlet with no tits
Finally done with my essay
>and I want to kill myself
>Hamakaze claimed
>>679951519
Very close. just 2 bosses left. I actually love the 2 phases. It makes for a build up in the music as well as a more diverse fun less boring feel to the boss. I've been able to solo most bosses and got help for only Greatwood, Dragonslayer armor, Yhorm, and the boss you are about to face.
>>679951814
>Lelei
MY NIGGA
>>679950276
Nice! Just drinking some Bacardi with a little lemon
>>679950363
Im with you there friend, I love me a good ass, but I like a good pair a tits better
>>679950535
Hear me out, what if instead of beating him up, we frame him on something?
>>679951815
Don't know if we watched the same anime...
>>679951814
>>679951815
Fantastic, I'll give it a watch after nisemonogatari
>>679951984
Now now hamakaze, what did I say about life?
>>679952029
I have solo'd every single boss so far. Even tho I seem like a git gud master I have to admit.. HOLY HELL THESE GUYS PUSH MY SHIT IN
>>679952244
shes ok but she is not as cool or hot as she is supposed to be.
>>679951519
What panel did you leave it for?
>>679951814
Have you seen both seasons? Well at least I think there's 2 seasons.
>>679952240
Ohh sounds devilish. I like it, fill me in.
>>679952382
That it's useless and should be ended as soon as possible?
>>679951984
Well at least your done, what was your essay on?
>>679949990
U wot
>>679952617
Euthanasia
>>679952382
Awesome. I hope you like it
>>679952469
I have 2 episodes left in the second season
>>679952469
This fedora dude was doing some philosophy on some anime "2deep4u" stuff.. I just went there so I can say I went to a panel cause frankly all I do is shop at dealers/artist ally and take pictures with cosplayers
>>679952515
All life is precious, dont take it away like that.
>>679951219
Increased heartbeat and random cravings. The sign that I'm in love. With the sauce. Just drinking, how 'bout you?
>>679951716
Russian, actually. Was my first language until we moved to US. I was really young so don't expect anything. I don't even laugh with the accent.
>>679951814
I think she's lurking or asleep. Interesting choice.
>>679952240
What I would give for a Moscow Mule right now. Crystal Skull vodka, ginger beer, lime, soda, all in a copper mug. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.
>>679952438
They added a very "pandering to the masses" aspect to the anime, that wasn't in the manga. But overall I though the studio did alright with it.
There is so many new people here...
>>679952748
Who is your favorite?
i'm gonna leave here is some graphic pornography
>>679952382
Only summoned help for the bosses because I couldn't beat them in the first few tries except Yhorm because I had no clue what is weakness was.
>>679952617
I wot
>>679952748
Just relaxing doing some work.
>>679952469
Alright, what im thinkin is, we steal some money out of Mrs. Shneckles purse and put them in his desk. But Im open to suggestions
>>679952707
Interesting! Was it about the morality or what?
>>679952748
Mmm that sounds good, I think I remember you saying that was your favorite or something similar. As for me I could go for a nice rum and coke. Im a simple man
>>679953078
I had a strong will to keep trying by myself
>>679953135
Cute, don't have one of yuno
>>679953078
I'm going seigwards quest and he beats Yhorm on his own. Also theres a special sword near his throne that kills him
>>679952953
>>679952985
>>679953025
>>679953212
Later Lewdman! Have a good one :)
>>679952748
I come to know Spanish when I was at school(because of friends, it kinda stayed with me.) Grew up with Akateko (rarely do I ever use it.) and English.
>>679953466
i might come back later but i'll probably be here tomorrow too.
>>679953277
Its the controversial topic paper. the one I wrote was part 2 which was an annotated bibliography. 16 pager. Part one was stating both sides and oart three will be defending one side
>>679953303
I wanted to get through the game without hating it. Final boss took me alot of tries (10?) but I never summoned help because anyone who summons help for the final boss has 0 honor.
>>679953361
I wish I figured out how to do his questline. Lost him after the undead settlement. Found out about the storm sword when I saw the summoned guy destroy him.
>>679953689
He fell in a well at the cathedral of the deep but to trigger him you had to find patches and open ALL of the shortcuts
>>679953689
I would have no honor in myself if I summoned at all in NG, I can for NG+ but I ALWAYS solo on NG for every souls game
Homu is love, Homu is life.
>>679950396
hope your toof gets better
>>679953211
>>679953804
ohayou
>>679953303
sad how many waifus have no ohayous. at some point I'll find an artist and commission some for all of you, all must have ohayous
super busy atm just wanted to see some waifus
>the mighty karen lurks the thread
>>679953591
Noice, stay lewd friend!
>>679953654
Oh shit, are they all 16 pagers? That sounds rough
>>679954030
Welcome back! How are you?
Waifu bigamus
>>679954154
I would probably ask the weekend waifu draw thread on /a/ to make me one but I'll probably end up with a dark souls request
>>679954154
Pardon my newfagness, but whats an ohayou?
>>679954428
A state.
>>679954154
Really wish I found one for Shinoa. Probably one of my favorite images. Waiting game is worst game.
>>679953941
I wanted to do that but I just like I said didn't want to hate the game and be stuck in 1 area for a while.
>>679953869
Doubt I would have figured that out lmao.
>>679954191
Nah, just the annotated bibliography. The first one was like 6 pages so I'm estimating the last one to be about 8-9 pages long
>>679954451
Hello, welcome back!
>>679952940
Well maybe not conventional and probably laughable...Shandy. I liked Shandy.
>>679953078
>relaxing
>doing work
Could it be?
>>679953277
Hah, it's my favourite morning drink. I'm also a rum and coke kinda guy.
>>679953480
Ah, thats pretty cool. To know Akateko. Always found it to be interesting dialect. Who is it...I can't understand their Spanish. Hondurans. Freakin' Hondurans don't pronounce their z or s at all. Cuanto es die dolares? No entiendo ellos.
>>679954607
Heh.. I have my fair amount of hating the game but thats what makes this game so good, it can make me rage in a strange masochistic way
>>679954588
Haha, it took me a sec to get that but I kek'd
>>679954674
Ah I see, well that's better at least, I remember when I did my controversial topic paper my group picked weed legalization because one of the guys was a huge stoner so he did most of the work haha
>>679954740
>morning drink
Teach me sensei haha, I would love a drink in the morning
>>679954740
It's very easy so nothing to not relax about.
>>679954787
It always does man. Not to mention the joy of winning after dying time after time
>>679955290
Snap Crackle and Burp. Nest cereal.
>rice bubbles with beer
>>679954675
Hello.
>>679955364
Oh god yes! The satisfying feel when I made it through the thick and thin
>>679955455
May God have mercy on your soul. That sounds terrible, even to me.
>>679955455
Dubs confirm, I have to try that! haha, Im not really a beer guy but I will try that someday
>>679954740
Jaja! Es chistoso! I don't know why some can't pronounce those letters. Sometimes I ask them to repeat themselves, in my head like,"Please let me get it right this time."
>>679955458
How's it been going?
>>679954740
Thats not a bad pick by any means friend. I approve
>>679955290
Well Moscow Mules are good refreshing morning drinks. But most people are into coffee liquors or irish creams.
Theres one in particular. Get a high ball glass and put down some Kuhlua (coffee liquor) and add in Baileys Irish Cream. 2 part 1 part. It's called a Baby Guinness. I used to drink that every morning. Also, bourbon is good with sausages, and rum is great with cinnamon rolls.
>>679955290
>group
Aren't you lucky. I have to this mine on my own...
>>679955533
Nothing beats that feeling. I felt all my anguish release upon beating the final boss because then and there it was over. All of it.
>>679956132
I see! The Baby Guinness sounds good but Im not super into liquors. The rum and cinnamon rolls sounds right up my alley though!
>>679956304
haha, yeah I was pretty lucky with that one, but at least the hard parts over for you right?
This thread got slow... Left to play a game of League and hardly missed anything.
>>679956596
Which ending out of the 5 possible endings did you get?
>>679956715
The alternate ending to End of Fire. Did it by accident because for whatever reason I had an urge to keep pressing the controllers buttons.
>>679956826
Kek. I wanted to do the hollow ending but I missed my chance to get yoel...
>>679955896
My favorite Spanish phrase.
>mas lento, por favor
>>679956102
What? Really? Wow. Thank you! I didn't expect someone to approve.
>>679956643
Creme liquors are useful, if only because they're full of sugar.
Or you good do like some of my cousins and just drink vodka for breakfast. That's the point of no return though.
>>679948284
You're a real bitch
Why don't you stop an take another nap, faggot?
>>679956596
I just killed the champion boss thats a red eye'd version of the first boss
Jesus he got cheeky at the end when I got a bit greedy
>>679956959
I think I fucked up the hollow endning.. might as well cure myself and be beautiful again
>>679956706
Kinda nice in my opinion. I can't ever keep up with the day threads.
>>679956959
I had no clue about the yoel questline until I finished the game. Shame I never used him.
>>679957127
Champion Gundyr was a fucking bitch and a half. Kicked me so many times but I beat him solo so that's good.
>>679957245
Didnt get me with the kick nor the slam (thank god, started to get a bit sweaty when I saw the slam)
Alright well I'm fucking tired and I only have 5 hours to sleep so I'll see you all then when I'm at school. Byebye
>tfw I got more pictures of hamakaze but I think that was all I can ever find that's not lewd
>>679957028
Favorite phrase.
>Ni modo.
>>679956706
Yeah it did, were reaching levels of comfy never before seen
>>679957028
I can see that, I don't necessarily dislike them, I mean my dad and I drank a bottle of Buttershots because it was all we had that night. But I prefer the harder stuff because I can actually feel it when I drink it. So hell, maybe I might go the way of your cousins haha
>>679957430
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>679957426
Never hit me with the slam but the FUCKING KICK
>>679957430
Later bro, have a cozy restful sleep
>>679957430
Farewell
>>679957775
I rollie pollie'd away from this kicks :P
That's generally my panic state, just rollie pollie to fuck til I get space to breathe
>>679957350
>>679957546
How's it going?
>>679957430
Rest easy.
>>679957782
So kawaii
>>679957350
>>679957546
How it do fellas?
>>679957684
>will use from now on
Thank you.
>>679957704
Ugh, so sweet. Makes me queasy thinking about drinking it straight. They're better in mixers, and really change up the flavor of what you're drinking. Next time you have scotch handy, put some butterscotch schnapps into it. Miami Bomb if you add Red Bull, but that knocks you out and revives you indefinitely. Terrible for the heart. Good stuff.
>>679957914
He always got me because I can't roll mid-attack animation and his kicks are so quick.
Anyway, that's enough from me. Goodnight all waifus. You guys were great.
>>679957028
No problem. Its an underrated choice honestly. My second favorite is Hamilton so I know how you feel
>>679957240
Me too. Plus I work all day. Im usually only here at night
>>679957704
Much comfy. I approve
>>679958390
When I mess up or don't care, I'll use it. Jaja
Ding dong I am back I left /b/ and came back just to claim my waifu
>>679958599
>Hamilton a cute
