Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, rate, chill, but please refrain from being a dick
>>679941472
When did the supreme gentleman respawn?
>>679941788
After some incredible weed gave me the vigor to come back, sir
>>679941472
>>679942537
how old are you?
>>679942666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN
'Sup /b/
>>679943220
is that actually you?
>>679943040
underage
>>679943624
No underage, just turned 18 and people always tell me I look younger than I am
>>679943040
I suspect you are Mexican
>>679943780
I know you are Mexican
>every faggot on /b/ looks the same and wears glasses from staring at their monitor all day long
looks about right
>>679943880
Holy shit how did you know Im mexican?
>>679943999
Lebanon allahu snackbar what's up Abdul
If not
Literally anywhere else Muslim roaches go to give birth to their filth
>>679944050
Cause I know the stupid retarded Mexican sarcasm and I hate it with a passion
Sup
>>679944549
Why the fuck is it sideways
>>679944307
No you don't. Just stop already
>>679944432
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are definitely a part sandnigger. Iberia was under Muslim rule for 800+ years. And Greece as well. If you look like a sandnigger, history shows you are a sandnigger.
Sorry to break it to you through here.
>>679944432
you born in germany?
>>679944795
Jesus who the fuck are you and why did I even reply to you. Are you that faggot looking kid in the picture and the picture before it?
I don't even know I quoted your boring ass posts to begin with
>>679945162
Read this
>>679945180
all of you guys look like weirdo's, it's good to see
>last thread i was in was all normies
>>679945200
you had that look
Lolis back
>>679944738
Shh shh baby it's already done go cry to your sombrero and hug a cactus see if that fixes it
>>679945421
I'm not the Mexican
>inb4 kebab
nigga pls
>>679945162
>>679945162
Show us your boipucci
>>679945359
I didn't even post a picture, you don't know how I look. I did in probably the 100th thread by this faggot of OP.
And yes, you are a kid, and yes you look like a faggot.
>>679945562
Lifehack: you don't need to be Mexican to hug a cactus
>>679941472
>stuffed animals on bed
>>679945672
We both know who your comments were aimed at. Dont play retard my frend
>>679941472
Better be a good boy or you wont get those chicken tendies
>>679945684
>filename
>>679945938
i have a hunger only satiable by chicken tendie
>>679945917
I'm not playing retard, what you said was stupid as fuck, as you don't know what the fuck I'm even talking about. I assumed and I was wrong, but as I said, you are lucky cactus hugging isn't nationality locked activity.
>>679946026
you don't have enough good boy points to yearn your tendies go take a nappy
>>679946202
ok daddy
>>679945494
DJ Khaled, is that you?
>>679946139
stop posting yourself
i was at work
Whats up tonight
>>679946390
It is.
>baby you smart
>you loyal
>>679946139
sort of look like my third youngest brother \ 10
>>679946985
no not like that, just for the image limits sake. everyone should get to post my man
what is up my dudes
sup /b/
>>679946956
Okay. I'm tired. What do I need to tell you to exhibit a part of your skin which you usually cover, what does it take to take the man-made covers out of your body.
I'm tired and exhausted of the 'tits or gtfo'
Everybody has breasts, everybody has genitals. There is not even a single gram of sense in having embarrassment of showing one's body that is the most retarded shit on human logic, ever.
So now, female, will you do me the favor, after that nobody will mind you. Nobody has the energy to find who you are, nobody has the will to show to one of your coworkers or friends becuase it's just so easy to find breast everyone because you are not special.
So please, just show your tits.
Got a loli for meself.
>>679947618
Would punch/10
banned for no reason. yay
>>679947777
nice quads /b/ro
>>679947805
what was the reason cited?
>>679947777
Nice
>>679947805
Praised be Allah your pictures were annoying me the fuck out
>>679947618
This person is probably a sand niglet.
>>679947881
"promoting child pornography" ... I am not even naked, and not even under 18 ...
>>679941472
r8
>>679947898
too bad
>>679948607
youre pretty ugly, i really dont know why you model. im guessing you must have had to pay for that, or somebody was desperate for a model
Someone usually says something funny
Rek me
>>679948607
Lol using the same picture fuck outta here fuckboi
>>679948783
u so mad? y? you fugly? you got no friends? or worse: you fat?
>>679948891
u mad U get no boipucci?
R8?
>>679948887
flynn rider?
>>679941472
adorable
>>679942537
you'll be cute when you're older, right now you're at that awkward puberty stage
>>679942726
you got that dark, handsome, brooding look
>>679943040
aww you're cute. you definitely look younger than 18 tho. you'll grow into it eventually
>>679944549
well I have nothing nice to say so ... *cough* moving on
>>679947280
pretty hot tbh
>>679947318
you're cute but see a dermatologist ffs
>>679948887
nice off by one
>>679948887
Not bad actually grow out that beard or shave it. Give the ladies something warm to sit on or men if that's your thing.
>>679941472
>>679942726
douche glasses and haircut, weak chin
grow a beard
>>679949000
are you eastern european? you're pretty decent looking but I think you might look nice with a beard. don't get a fucking mustache tho cause you will look like a creep
>>679949016
YOURE LIKE THE FIFTH GUY TO TELL ME THIS what the hell
What about me even looks like him? Just my face?
>>679948261
David?
>>679948887
>>679947805
you look like a lesbian
HELL YEAH I GOT A HOT TBH
>>679949476
well, too bad. I have a cock
>>679941472
Do you have herpes dude?
Ew
>>679947805
you look like an awkward 15 y.o. trying way too hard to appear older and cooler than you are
>>679949079
Sit on?
When no do that stuff their on their back
I like breathing man
>>679943040
Gross fucking towel head go fuck a camel
Ew
>>679949335
girl actually, and its def the smile and eyes
>>679949698
lucky my ID says something different
>>679949055
Has to be a troll these people are hideous
>>679949621
yeah you look like a ftm trans
very feminine features
probably due to low testosterone
>>679949334
German and Irish descent. American though. Never grew a beard, itches way too badly, The last time i tried
>>679949800
>nice dubs
I guess it's a compliment
Where's yours?
>>679949911
still have a dick
>> 679949745
Bro you gotta take breathes inbetween the tongue action. You can't just go H.A.M. and die on her. I've been told my beard feels nice down there by my partners and it gives you more of an alpha male appearance. Also yes you are Flynn Rider.
>>679947805
You look like you just snuck out of high school ferris bueller style
>>679949890
I really don't think anyone here is "hideous." It's mostly just a bunch of dudes going through puberty so they're awkward looking but I wouldn't say "hideous" jfc lmao
>>679949832
how old are you?
>>679948261
Greasy fuck boy shitty facial hair
2/10
>>679950026
good job?
you still have a very feminine body maybe you should try working out?
>>679949928
I mean you're making a fucking creepy weird face in this photo so it's hard to tell lol. feel like that's not even a pic pf the same person tbh
>>679941472
OP your skin is gross you couldn't pay me to fuck you
3/10
>>679949055
I should see a dermatologist. Thanks /b/!
>>679949063
prove it is you.
>>679950115
terrible hair length. either commit to the long hair and grow it longer or cut it
Rate me b
My parents sorried my life
>>679950292
my dick is all I need to be a guy.
not everyone is build to be "muscular".
Not every girl/woman likes muscular guys.
Intellectual women like what's inside (the pants, and the brain), not how many cm the girth of your biceps is
>>679950437
Ew dude
>>679950268
lol awkward... you'll eventually look more your age though. gonna suck when you turn 21, bouncers are gonna think it's a fake ID
Rate
>>679950437
looks like a wannabe Gijs Blom
>>679950409
also you should shave cause right now your facial hair looks awful man tbh
>>679950557
clubs over here are 18+ so ... no problem with that
This is me, /b/. Ask me anything, will promise to lurk this thread for a little while.
>>679950557
he gonna have problems buying condoms "are you even 16 yet... and do you think S will fit you? I suggest you XS"
>>679950293
it is. Just a few weeks ago. haggard after work
>>679950533
sorry to say but may girls like a guy thats at least bigger/stronger than them.
you know the whole evolutionary concept of mate protection.
good luck finding a girls thats okay with the fact they could kick your ass.
I'm a whore! Sorry ilagitament son but it's true! I'll suck a dick for a bottle! Sorry
>>679950669
It hasnt been too long since I've shaved. But yea. It's patchy. I'll shave it
Last one I'll post, I'm tired, so sorry for the nakedness and shiteating grin
Shit it's like 3 am
>>679950503
How could you turn your back on king Leonidas
>>679950864
I could kick they ass and then fuck their ass so hard they'll cry, you troll
>>679950810
WHY ARE YOU WEIRDLY STARING AT THE CAMERA IT IS WEIRDING ME OUT. love your eyes tho. yeah you should keep the beard, you look weird without it.
Sorry I'm a fagboi who uses snapchat
>>679950948
I mean if you can grow a fuller beard than give it a go, it just looks bad how it is now
>>679951037
cringing hard at that response
>>679950627
solid 7/10 face
hair is rather thin though
the style of your hair doesn't contrast well with the rest of your face
nice nose and cheek structure
great eyebrows and forehead
very symmetrical
as i said before 7/10-8/10.
>>679951174
at what part
>>679950758
Why the shit hair?
>>679951016
if you're going for the creeper pedo stache look, you're gold
>>679951066
Should I have looked away? Thanks for the kind words tho
IS I'M STILL AWAKE??
>>679951289
it is on par to be semi hitler
>>679951121
use face wash for forehead and head n shoulder for that dandruff
You look like fag!
>>679950925
Alrighty. That has nothing to do with anything in this thread. You look great though assuming that's you... which, it probably isn't. But still. Great looking.
>>679951158
No that's true. I've had to shave constantly for 2 years straight due to work. But recently laid off, kind of enjoying the freedom of not having to do it
>>679951289
+1
The shitty lighting makes it all the more worse
I look like I just ate an infant or some shit
>>679951297
Nickel you still alive?
>>679951121
Fix that hair you fucker.
>>679950627
Busted, prolly have to be out of control drunk to hit. MAYBE
>>679951398
To whom are you saying this to?
>>679950627
Let's fuck
>>679951270
this is /fa/ go lurk it
Look like queer to me...
>>679951016
Pleeease stop
i'm fat :^)
>>679950948
i think it looks pretty good, use rogaine or take testbooster to get more facial hair. also you look like your about to cry in your pic
>>679951174
me, too! I've seen his dick on kik. HAHA
>>679951329
I just started using acne cream and suprisingly its working really well compared ti my acne before and I've used head and shoulders for a year now and it doesn't help do you know of anything else?
>>679946390
More like... DJ Muhammad...
>>679951443
I'm severely wasted and listening to Undertale's soundtrack!
>>679951587
Working tonight
>>679951587
and fake
Queer
>>679951587
Well, part of you is
>>679945593
rate peeps?
>>679951259
the fact that you dont know which parts is even funnier.
>>679951605
i feel sorry for you, judging from is frame is probably wasnt impressive in any sense
>>679951592
I'll give it a go! Haha just how I look man :p
>>679951587
show body pics
>>679951587
I'd be proud as hell to make out with your butthole. 10/10
Looks like she would suck one
>>679951661
Get back to it then.
>>679951744
so le ~hipster, 2cool4me
>>679951749
not even sure if I should post it on here, hahaha
>>679951587
I knew you were smart.
>>679951691
You're black CustomGrow420/JoleyOley
>>679950321
gay Drake?
>>679951895
half black and what?
>>679951876
part of me says yes for a good laugh
part of me says no because how pathetic he is
>>679951640
Still sippin on a 40?
>>679943040
you look like a faggot
>>679951744
Matthew? Is that you...? If so it's me Nate you coked up lonely ass wipe who pawned my bike.
>>679951749
the part of me banging your mom, you can call me daddy
>>679952010
you choose, HAHA
What do you guys think?
>>679952022
u w0t m8?
>>679952013
down to number three, brother!
>>679952013
fucking epic dude
>>679951744
Look up, retard.
>>679952128
Uneven eyes feminine eyebrows amazing hair chiseled jaw. I'd say 7/10.
>>679952081
>>679952118
yeah after his response, show his tiny dick in all its little glory
>>679951855
On my lunch break.....plus it's at that hr before my Meds need to be handed out
Nurse anon loves his pokemon games
>>679952148
Is your name Matt? In other words, "Wingnut"?
>>679952201
nigga think I got some selfie diploma or some shit? I fucking struggled for that shit
>>679952158
Yum
>>679952158
woah woah woah hold the phone... Your in the chicago suburbs/ upper suburbs of Illinois?
me on the right
>>679952369
nope
>>679952302
:)
I like you.
>>679952182
Thank you mate
>>679952158
Play edward 40 hands my brethren
>>679952282
>>679952479
Well, you look like some coke head that robbed me.
>>679952403
anyone that has any self awareness and isn't autistic can take a fucking selfie
fucking 4 year olds can take one better than you
>>679952501
>>679952533
awww its a baby penis
>>679952461
keks for the cuck (you)
>>679952418
nope, I'm north central texas!
>>679952501
at this hour? c'mon, I got work in 7 hours!
>>679952631
Where?
>>679952549
lmao, u got fucked up bro? what happened?
>>679952533
i wonder if he shaves or if he doesnt have enough testosterone to produce body hair
>>679952461
And that's how fat girls are made.
>>679952656
no pubes even, HAHA. and it doesn't look shaved to me, tbh
>>679952701
Wrong durty nellies then lol
>>679950115
i refrain
>>679952607
Well show me if it's so easy
>>679952812
From?
>>679952481
Listening to weezer memories on spotify. Just got into it because I found out it had so much good stuff. Had a good night so far. No problems & 4 hrs to go left
>>679952756
I doubt he shaves. HAHA
>>679950421
I'm working on it Anon.
>>679952937
>>679952771
>>679952756
>>679952656
>>679952533
not even my dick
>>679952866
no i dont take selfies for random men on 4chan for their approval because i have a self esteem higher than a 26 year old virgin
>>679952921
Family Guy reference.
Me n.n r8
>>679953019
what ever you say small boy
I was told i look like a gay vamp is this true or no.
>>679953091
so tiny, so hairless, haha
whhat size does it even look like? 2" HAHA
>>679952533
Read the other anons posts & followed it back. Wow! Clean shave or Brazilian wax buddy haha
>>679952701
Understood mate. drink on brotha
>>679953192
a girl would ask if its in yet with him
good thing that never happened
>>679953040
lmao, nice excuses but can't hide your fears bro
>>679953261
that's not my dick -.-
>>679953071
oh kek
the one on the right could have her own orbit compared to the others tho
>>679953420
Indeed
>>679953261
no its just his inability to produce testosterone just look at that body
>>679953148
Ild say at 1st because of the pillow I thought your hair had points like wolverine, but now looking harder they aren't there
>>679951811
>>679951817
These aren't from right now because fuck me if I'm getting out of my comfy bed but fucking judge me already. The harsher the better.
>>679953519
>>679953261
that boy can't grow a single hair yet, hahaha
>>679953373
i dont need the approval of strangers is my "excuse" yes. not sure what im afraid of though.
>>679952461
bitch in the silver dress should do porn
Sup fags r8 if you want, I don't care. Be cruel.
>>679953618
id hit
>>679953688
Ok 0/10
R8 me please
>>679953381
Aight bro. Why even post it then? It's a face of b/ thread? Either way I don't really care what size you are. In medical field & I've had to deal w/ guys before down stairs. No probs here anon
>>679953688
5/7
>>679953857
holy shit
>whenyouseeit
>>679953769
lol did he just post his tiny dick without hair on his balls or legs to disprove us?
Rate me
>>679953083
Does your hair rise about 4 inches off your head?
Reporting in
>>679953904
I see it
lumberjack anon reporting in
Am i sexy
>>679953769
Fuck the cringe is getting overwhelming now
>>679953913
HAHAHAHA, he did. tbh it's even smaller than the dick I posted, haha
>>679953914
Butiful pudgy lips. Not a dis either
>>679954080
i seriously think thats cp
theres no way hes 18