Ok then show me that them tits and puss

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>>679905878
tell her this: "I can't be with you, because I have not learned to love myself. I can't treat anyone with the respect they deserve if I don't have the same respect for my own self."

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>>679905878
i'm a faggot and want to get cucked

Do it OP, i dare you

:I wanna try my fetish do you like to get covered in piss?"

will you pretend to be a 9 year old Jewish girl and suck my dick while i fart in your face pretending to be hitler while screaming gas the jews? if not, i dont think we will work... sorry not sorry

>>679905878
"send me nudes to post to 4chan"

>>679906656
Roll

>>679906656
so close to super win.

>>679906656
Rroll

i will shit on your chest god dammit

>>679906656
Rolll

>>679906814
reroll

>>679905878
"Will you start a black genocide with me and lynch every fucking nigger that walks this Earth?"

>>679905878

ask for nudes and post the pics

>>679906695
This

>>679906695
Roll

>>679906868

rolling

>>679906869
roll

>>679906656
Rooll

>>679906814
fukin reroll

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tell her to put sharpie in pooper

My daddy calls me a trooper when he sticks it in my pooper.

Send me a tit pic

>>679906656
Rrooll

>>679906996
rerolling

Deep throat a bat

>>679906868

,

rolling

>>679905878
that's sad dude.

>>679906656
Last one

>>679907027
reroll!

>>679906695
Roll

>>679906868

,,,,,


rolling

>>679907087
So close

>>679907027
ROOOOOOOLLIN

"you are going to literally eat my shit while we stand in front of the elementary school"

>>679905878
I need your holes,your boobs, and your menstrual cycle

>>679907027
Rollin

I think this thread has a curse on it
Also roll
>>679906656

>>679907167
reroll

The neighbor kid is like 9 and i find her terribly hot. Will you help me kidnapp her?

Ask for nudes and post em here

Come here and cut my dick off

pennis and also dicke and balls

fuck off you cousin fucking junkie

>>679907266
YESSS

>>679907266
winrar

>>679906656
rollin fatter than snoops blunts

>>679907266
OP deliver nau

>>679906868

rolling

.

>>679907167
Rolllllll

>>679907266
REKT

>>679907197
Roll

>>679906868
.......

rolling

"I want to slide my tounge in your bunghole andfeel the fart ripple across my lips and tounge

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someone got dubs, stop

>>679907197
>>679907400
Winraaaaaarrrr

>>679907400
winrar

I dont know , i beat up my last two girlfriends. Are you ok with that?

>>679906868
.........

rolling

>>679907400
double winrar!

Rollin for
"I want you to suck my anal prolapse"

>>679907445
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING LOLD

GIVE ME TRIPS OR QUADS NIGGERS

>>679907400
Do it fagot

>>679906868
.. ....

rolling

>>679907570
"So I don't have to fuck you, you nasty skank, now send me nudes to post online"

>>679907594
OH SHIT

>>679907570
lol. OP just got out of prison

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>>679907570

>>679907570
Sorry auto correct, that was supposed to say suck.

>>679907445
Roll

>>679907700
so many dubs if you don't OP you are the epitome of faggot

>>679907700
that was quick

>>679907758
roll

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>>679907700
the dubs has decided!

>>679907766
Is double dubs OK?
If not reroll

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>>679907570
LMFAO

suck my pussy you fag

>>679907766
HOLY FUCKING BALLS DOUBLE DUBS AND A TRIP

>>679906868

rolling


...

>>679907400
Delivar

>>679906868

rolling

,, ..

>>679907445
Rollin

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>>679907700

>>679908039
Ruollulz

>>679906868
roll.
also do you have more?

>>679907445
Raolshilll

>>679907700
lost
>The best answer
Do it OP

"I want to slide my tounge in your bunghole andfeel the fart ripple across my lips and tounge

DO IT OP

>>679906868

rolling


.............

>>679905878
You know im a registered sex offender now. Im required by law to tell you

>>679908204
Whooooooooo

>>679907400
>>679907544
>>679907700
>>679907766
Ftao OP
Do it fagot

>>679908204
>I can make that happen
WTF did she do that she wants to make this up so badly

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>>679908206

>>679908204

>I can make that happen

OK EVERYONE WHO READS THIS, LET'S SUGGEST A FUCKTON OF ASS-EATING RELATED STUFF FOR OP TO SAY

>>679908388
winzip

>>679905878
Have you ever fantasized about rape? Because i think about raping you every day

I've always felt like a woman, I'm becoming a tranny

>>679908424
Send me a pic of your tits to warm me up inside.

>>679908500
>FUCKING WINRAR!!!!!!!!

>>679908499
>>679908500
Sheeeiitt

>>679908424
"Yes, really. I have a demanding audience."

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>>679908388
Desu Win Desu!

>>679908561
Rawl

>>679908499
>>679908500
Mutherfukker

" Just kidding hunny, I really want to eat your ass all day, everyday. I want to rim and taste your essence"

>>679908499
>>679908500
cchheecckk eemm

>>679908500
Oh god what have you done

"pennis and also dicke and balls

>>679908561
Reroll

>>679908756
rolls royce

>>679908649
See>>679908690

>>679908682
rolling

>>679908812
rolls royce #2

"Sorry yeah uhh that was my pet dog. So do you wanna fuck?"

>>679908614
ROLLING!

>>679908682
I fucking hope this gets sent rolling

>>679908812

rolls royce #3

>>679908855
dub dubs

>>679908561
roll

i want to watch you suck off my dog

>>679908909
what's the backstory of this bitch?

>>679908909
This is going fucking nowhere

>>679908855
WINRAR <<<<<<

>>679908682
YES THIS IS MY FETISH
RIZZILE MY DIZZLE NIZZLE

>>679908979
roll

Sorry for trying to scare you away, deep inside, i really still love you baby! lets get back together and try to make it work :)

AAHHURRRR

>>679908561
+1

>>679908909
OP you know you're totally fucked right?

hurrrrrski

>>679909065
rollolol

All of this was a joke... I didn't mean any of it... Look... I love you.... I really do.... Come home to me...
And fuck me with a strap on while you choke me you stupid cunt.

The patience of this chick is astounding.

>>679909044
dubs

I love you. Do you love me? Even with all of my flaws? I'm only human

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>679909057
reroll

>>679908979
I KEK'D, I ROLL'D

>>679909065
roll

Send tits

"Yes, really send me nudes to post online. I have a demanding audience, hurry it up!"

>>679908561
roll

BACKWOODS BANDITS

the dubs are strong in this thread

>>679905878
Sorry im actually letting random people online decide what i text. I should probably just come out and tell you the truth. Im a pedofile and your just to old for me. Do you have any children?

>>679909196
Reroll

>>679909065
this

AAAAAHURRRRRR

I remember when these things used to make sense and people would try and play off of what was previously said, instead of a bunch of shitty punch lines that don't correspond with each other at all

>>679908909
Sorry baby, all kidding aside i want to marry you... send me nudes including one of a sharpie in your pooper.

nigger abortions

>>679908979
c'mon dubs...

>>679909388
OMG I FINALLY WON ONE!

I'm sorry I do this, I say random stupid things when I get all nervous. What I'm trying to say is I love you

Shoe on head

>>679909388
Winrar

>>679909455
HOLY SHIT NIGGA BACK TO BACK DUBAROONIES

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>>679909388
WINRAR

I fucking hate niggers so much.

>>679909065
rollllll god damnit

>>679909388
holy shit the dubs!

I love hitler

Can I have some nudes, I want to get excited but about what I'm getting into.

>>679909540
kek

>>679909462
roll for this

>>679909500
WINNAR
AAAAAAAHURRRRRSKI

>>679909500
What a waste.

>>679909462
Rollll

>>679909500
DABOL WINRARRR

>>679909462
ROLL

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>679909582
roll

>>679909388
Giggety Giggety goo

I want to have sex tonight. I want to throw you on the bed and rip your fucking shirt off and start playing with your nipples. I want to suck on them while I start to finger your pussy. your tight wet p*ssy will be dripping wet. I'm going to stick my toungue in your pussy and lick your clit and get you going. You know how you like that.I will ram my hard cock into your throat. I want to fuck your throat so bad and you will suck my balls while you jerk me off. I wanna ride your hard d*ck so bad. Im gonna ride it while you play with my t*tties and i rub my clit. I want you to pull out and throw me up against the wall and hit it from behind nice and good. I wanna talk dirty. I want to cum all over your face and let it drip down onto your tits and i will scoop it up and smash my cum all over your face. I want you to finger my asshole and taste the motherland and her strength.

AAAHURRRRRR

>>679909695
Reroll.

Hitler had the right idea he just didn't kill enough of them

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cousin fucker.

>>679909582
rolll

>>679909595
The ass fetish was a secret i had bottled up. I want to pleasure you. I have always adored your perfect ass

>>679909462
fucking sausage roll

"Dictated, but not read. Yours truly 4chan"

>>679909814
rolls royce 111

Op you are awesome

>>679909755
winnarr

>>679909755
Gay

>>679909864
Rolls royce 222

>>679909352
Yeah. This isn't fun. It's like watching a derailed train burn and throwing stones at it. It's already destroyed.

>>679909462
rell

>>679909695
roll

>>679909944
winrar

Listen babe I'm sorry this has all been one terrible joke. I have been posting our conversation on an anonymous message board asking for suggestions on what to send you. It's just, I'm too nervous to open up to you and I don't know what to say. I just want you back baby. Please, please lets just be together again...show me that I'm yours.

>>679909935
Penis and also rolling

>>679909853
seriously OP, what the fuck happened that has made her want to do ANYTHING for forgiveness?

>>679909462
Re roll

>>679910056
Rolling

>>679909853
What kind of dumb cunt uses commas as an elips? Are you retarded? Actually, I know you are - now send me a pic of your wet pussy. NOW!

>>679909863
Roll!

>>679909944
speak for yourself, im having fun - go do something else

>>679909755
Winrar

>>679910056
roll

>>679910069
roll for me one time

>>679910133
winner!

>>679910258
holy shit to roll or not to roll

>>679910133
Oh shit son

>>679909814
This omg this

Send me n00ds so I can post them on a child porn website called 4Chan

>>679910344
FINALLY FUCKING WINRAR

Sorry I've got finger tourettse

>>679910402
reroll

OP should just abandon thread, he's getting pussy for free like everyday.

>>679909462
Want dis

>>679910477
Cuck

>>679909814
Got dubs 3 times in a row, rollin' for this.

>>679909462
Rolling

>>679910477
>date] [Auto] No new posts
But for real, I need to see those nudes, like take them now

>>679905878

>>679910133
Winnrrraarrrr

Also I want tits.

>>679910800
WINRAR

>>679910800
Gj8ogfsw

Listen. This is what's going to happen. You're going to send me a picture of your tits. I'm going to masturbate furiously to it. You're going to send me messages saying things like "Who's a good boy" and "Did little Timmy make a mess again?". You get the gist, pretend that you're my mother. Then I'm going to send you a picture of my erect penis. I want you to laugh and tell me how small it is. Then I want you to undress completely, and send me a video of you eating a bowl of noodles, no hands allowed. When you've eaten at least 20 noodles, I want you to take one and force it into your anus and then pull it out through your mouth, then floss your teeth with it whilst saying "9/10 dentists reccomend tapeworm". You have 20 minutes.

>>679905878
is ur name actually fucking try holy shit

>>679910800
Wwiiiiiiiinnrrrraaarrrrr

>>679910853
first send me your nudes, then we'll chat.

>>679910800
This

>>679910800
winrar

>>679910800
winrar

>>679910800
Thanks mate, been waiting for this for like 2 hours

WINRAR OP YOU BITCH

Everyone seems to like my tits winrar

>>679910896
ROLL

>>679910896
Rolling

>>679909595
> you want me to lick your ass?

WEST TURNUP JUSTIN BACKWOODS BANDIT

The Quints tell me you need to send your tits asap

>>679910158
That's probably because you're like all the other people in this thread, heavily autistic.
HAHAHAHA HE TOLD THAT BITCH TO EAT SHIT AND DIE I'VE NEVER READ ANYTHIGN SO FANNY OOOOOOHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to have sex tonight. I want to throw you on the bed and rip your fucking shirt off and start playing with your nipples. I want to suck on them while I start to finger your pussy. your tight wet p*ssy will be dripping wet. I'm going to stick my toungue in your pussy and lick your clit and get you going. You know how you like that.I will ram my hard cock into your throat. I want to fuck your throat so bad and you will suck my balls while you jerk me off. I wanna ride your hard d*ck so bad. Im gonna ride it while you play with my t*tties and i rub my clit. I want you to pull out and throw me up against the wall and hit it from behind nice and good. I wanna talk dirty. I want to cum all over your face and let it drip down onto your tits and i will scoop it up and smash my cum all over your face. I want you to finger my asshole and taste the motherland and her strength.

>>679911109
d'awww..

>>679910896
Roll

>>679910900
Double winrar, deliver you piece of shit