Waifu claiming threadLast Dio thread editionThe rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread
Last Dio thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>dream about Dio
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio Claimed
doot
Akiko claim
>>679897035
Hey there anon
Don't worry, freezing usually doesn't really hurt. Just walk it o- nevermind
>>679897042
>mfw
>>679897093
Fuck I hadn't even noticed
>>679897212
You should try to keep him alive for as long as possible so he can enjoy his shattered existence.
>>679897589
I definitely notice when half the posts are dubs.
Claimed
>>679897527
>Last Dio thread
Sure.
For today/tonight, at least
Kuuderest kuudere claimed
>>679896934
topkek
>>679897247
>>679897458
Enjoy your time, don't search Kagami's bedroom for hidden cameras.
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Obligatory claim.
>>679896984
Not much, man. Just hanging out right now, playing some Mad Max.
You? Haven't seen ya in a while.
>>679897042
Kek, he's white balancing. Hate shooting outside. Lighting is pretty good though if you do it at the right time/weather.
>>679897360
Probably has a wart or something on his foot. That's typically how they're removed.
>>679897366
Thanks man, glad to hear you are as well.
>It means a lot to me talking to you, too. I just want to let you know that.
Oh, thanks for that. Sure are some kind words you're saying to me tonight, everything alright?
That same guy tripping on mushrooms.
>Tomocuck
>>679897930
>ｏｈ ｓｈｉｔ ｉ’ｍ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｉｔ
>>679897731hese warts are getting dangerously close to being impossible to remove due to being too close to nerves and crap. Only solution is to burn the clusterfuck off.
>>679897527
claimed!!!
>>679897458
it's my pleasure hatsu!
>>679897527
>Last Dio thread edition
All Threads are Dio threads.
>>679897930
This movie looks mildly interesting.
>Homura
>>679897930
definitely don henley
>>679897887
>Enjoy your time
What d-do you mean to say?
>>679898051
Bloody hell, I have no idea how there are so many warts on my foot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRt54xjIq7w
bye Dio!
>>679897930
Looks like you guys have fun.
>>679897944
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>>679898051
Dame, how do such severe warts even develop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuC2MUmQaG4
>>679897837
Well then, I thought the habit of checking dubs died after 2010.
>>679897909
A few friends played that, I don't really get those movie-based games at all.
Wondering why I'm awake currently, I've got things to tend on later on today.
Been a bit busy every now and then, how about you?
sachi claim
>>679898287
Thats your job to find out.
>>679898447
I have not one damn clue. Im hoping that this method works, because I'm not sure if a surgery would be supported by my lame ass health insurance.
>>679898495
It's actually pretty good for a movie based game, I don't say that often.
What things do you need to tend to? You should at least try and get some sleep, eh?
Just got back from a 3 day vacation myself, was nice.
>>679897909
Hello, hand buddy.
Hope you got to relax for a while.
>>679897731
Greetings, traveler.
>>679898150
Hey, Homura anon, could I ask you something?
>>679897837
No because he still owned the county, I could probably have revoked it from him since he committed treason but whatever, he's dead now and soon his whole family line will be dead, all of my vassals my hate me for it but I'm wiping this family line out and there really isn't shit they can do about it, my character is in his 60s now too so he wont even be around long enough for them to hate him that much.
Well gotta get going, night anons.
>>679898578
oh sheesh....now everyone's going in and out of my room....
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679897909
>Sure are some kind words you're saying to me tonight, everything alright?
Of course everything is fine. I just have it a little easier to open up to people after a little drink, is all. Besides, I've never really gotten to speak to you like this before. Either because of the threads moving too fast or because of my lurking too hard.
And of course I would be saying nice things to you. You are a nice person. I don't need any other reason to be nice to you.
>>679898495
Guess I'm kinda oldfashioned.
>>679898578
It's not. If it was my job it would have been finished already...
>>679898952
G'night il duce
>>679898739
Worse case scenario just paint yourself black, walk in, and yell obamacare.
>>679898877
>checked
Hello Ruri
>>679898952
Goodnight beautiful
>>679898753
Heard that a few times, maybe I'll see to it if it's on discount some time.
Probably visit the city and then gym.
Vacation eh?
Went far away or just chilled it out?
>>679898952
Night.
>>679899080
Old habits die hard.
OK it's over
clmd
Rory claimed.
>>679899175
Pure autism :^)
>>679898952
Goodnight.
>>679899172
Very reasonable idea....
>>679898877
Sure.
>>679898952
Sleep tight.
>>679898961
I can kick everyone out of your room... but there is a price to such service.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6dSvZseI4w
>>679899503
I'm not going anywhere.
>>679899503
you already have too many of underwear already!!!! what else do you want?!?
>>679898952
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>679899000
I've been lurking pretty hard lately as well, been trying to stop that.
Also yeah, threads move really damn quick. Hard to keep up at times.
Awh, you're too kind. You're much nicer, offering my alcohols and meats, can't get more kind then that.
>>679899210
Yeah, you should. You might enjoy it, car combat is pretty fun once your start getting into it.
Yeah, went to a more city esq. area for 3 days. Was a nice time.
>>679897527
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679899080
Valid point.
>>679899813
I was thinking of asking for food... I mean we're hanging out in your house and you dont even offer us anything. Thats rude.
>>679899804
I will kick everyone Kagami tells me to kick, and kicking you will be my biggest pleasure.
>>679899503
Okay.
Why isn't Tsuzu your anonwaifu anymore?
>Sorry for bringing this out of nowhere.
>>679899172
You cannot survive out of soda
>I've tried.
>>679900357
It was better with the picture.
>>679900394
If Kagami asks me to I will leave.
>>679900243
offering me*
THAT TIME OF NIGHT
HERE WE GO
Ako Tamaki claimed
>>679900394
i was a little distracted...sorry, i have some eggs...does that sound good??? and hatsu can stay, she's fine
>>679900243
Don't mention it, man. I don't have that many friends. Making another over dinner and beer, making good discussion and enjoying ourselves? Easily worth it.
>You also have nice hands
What do you do for a living, if you don't mind my asking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQCuxYyNORY
>>679900243
Not that many games out there where vehicular combat is fun, although GTA V and drive-by is always a great tactic.
Sounds good, I feel like I should go fishing again once it's warm enough.
>>679900692
>Akira
My man.
>>679900789
Did someone say eggs?
>>679900985
just the egg whites, but yeah!!
>kagami
>>679901089
oooohhhh shit
>>679900789
Call me Tsuzu please. <3
>I'm not big fan of hats
>>679901218
oh! im sorry, tsuzu
>>679900561
I started some non-sense drama and apparently I can get replaced fast. Lets not go in more detail.
>>679900789
>she's fine
You know it.
>>679901218
One day I will shove a maga hat on your head.
>>679900715
Watching me some pirates of the carrabeans
>>679901325
>>679901510
>>679901185
Am I starting something?
>>679901325
What's this supposed to mean? You're watching the Panty Saga?
>>679901739
I guess it's tolerable in private.
>>679901838
Are you?
>>679901838
Which one?
>>679901838
A 4-man conspiracy to start a revolution against the oppressors.
>>679901968
Panty what?
>>679897527
Ora ora
Hey hey, well I'm glad I can be your friend. You sound like a cool dude, love to hang with you and do that some time.
>Oh....thank you....
Studying Mass Comm right now, gonna try and work in news.
>>679900966
Dude, Mad Max does a pretty good job with it. It's sort of odd the way it plays, but I still like it. You're right with not many games nailing it.
Fishing? Shit, I haven't done that in ages.
>Akira
Recently bought the HD version on disc. Also have the manga, best anime.
>>679901591
well....i won't disagree with you
>>679902238
God dammit.
>>679900908
>>679902238
>Akira
That soundtrack tho <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc
>>679902292
>i won't disagree with you
Those who did didn't end well.
>>679901591
>apparently I can get replaced fast.
That hurts.
I'm sorry, though. It doesn't make sense for me to ask.
>>679902238
This was meant for
>>679900908
>No problem!
>>679900709
What is that supposed to mean?
>>679902504
Forgot pic.
>>679902530
No worries.
>>679902504
>The soundtrack
Don't even get me started on it.
>applauding hands
>>679902238
I'll take your word for it.
I know that feel, I haven't been to fly fishing for 4 years now.
Neat, I thought about getting the mangas one time, but they didn't have all the volumes there.
Not sure if you like synthwave music, but this is pretty relevant currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg
>>679902738
Okay, a 4-man conspiracy to fight the oppressors and gain mad panties.
How old are you fags for ogling over animated bitches that do not even exist?
>>679901591
>>679902292
Are you up to something...?
>>679902897
I'm not the biggest fan of synth esq. stuff. I'm more of dramatic instruments and vocals. Pretty much like with Akira's music.
Funimation should make a 6-12 part series for Akira to really do the manga justice.
>>679903166
>Don't exist
>Mhw
>>679902238
>>679902440
You sound like a really swell guy yourself. I'd be honoured to spend time with you.
The news? That's awesome. Are you aiming to become a reporter or working more behind the scenes?
Where the hood at?
>>679903166
21
yourself?
>>679903223
no! just saying you're cute
>>679903389
I had a synth-phase at one point, but that was because Kavinsky and Drive.
I enjoyed the OST to this though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n55QVlBoDxI
>>679903713
>>679903223
Getting tired, going into lurk mode, sorry.
>dont mind me using your bed Kagami.
>>679903603
Bun bun
>>679903166
21 here
>>679903223
Did you really replace her quickly?
I'm not sure I understand, if you could please help me out a bit, Tsuzu.
>>679903603
In your precious group, probably.
Go check it out if you want.
>>679903422
Stay healthy, qt.
Best grill claimed
>>679903910
sigh....yeah sure, good night sleep tight
>>679903603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico
>>679903166
that ain't none of your business
>>679903688
I'm a 53 year old, lonely virgin who has never gotten any more than minimum wage throughout my entire life. Upon the few occassions I have time for myself, I log onto this dated laptop that my brother bought for me out of pity. Occasionally I log into 4chan and call others fags as a desperate attempt to make myself feel like something greater... even though I know I am not.
>>679904124
sorry to hear that anon, have you thought about changing?
>>679903713
I'm not so sure about this. You're clearly cuter than I am.
>>679903910
Oh well...
>>679904065
Ask Homura not me.
>>679904111
We can go to my place, I guess...
>tfw Homura stole your panties, bed, house
>>679904124
i already like you.
So what kind of work do you do now?
>>679903494
Behind the scenes for sure. Too many blonde-fags in front of the television anyway.
Much more sound decision to go behind the scenes anyway. If you're something like an anchor, unless you become a brand within yourself, you're not going to spend a long time in front of the camera. That's what age does.
Gonna try and become a director, maybe try working in commercials if I can get that far.
Thanks man, spending a night or more with you sounds great.
>>679903835
Eh, it's just a preference of mine. Was never really my thing.
>I think I'm the only one that doesn't like Berserk
Hey hey hey, the doctor is in
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>679904402
What is there to change at the lonely age of 53. Im an UGLY FUCKING FAGGOT. I hate my fucking shite life. You have yourselves a fine night, Im going to go call someone else a fog for 15 minutes before I go to my next job at mcdonalds.
>>679904466
double dubs think otherwise! you are adorable!
>i've lost everything!
>>679904732
hi renge!!! how's your sunday going?
>>679904124
>lonely virgin
Jesus what a pathetic faggot
Amirite guys...? Guys?
>>679904512
Mcdonalds graveyard shift, dunkin hoenuts first thing in the morning.
Sleep through mid day, waiter at some shithouse called Gregg's for the afternoon.
>Lurking
>>679904754
you can always change anon, see you later
>>679904907
>confused laughter.jpg kek
>>679904700
Could be that.
Damn, man, Berserk was damn neat.
I'm still waiting on that last Golden Age Arc.
Also this is a personal favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
>>679904466
She doesn't want to go into details.
Do you really don't have anything to say?
>>679902932
Never understood it as a wee lad. I know understand the plot
>>679903166
Old enough to be on this site
>>679903518
>>679904485
>>679904124
Honest question. You never payed a hooker? And that's what we all do on 4chan man
>>679904732
I'm doing shit
pulling an all nighter and posting any progress I make
Lurking meanwhile
>>679904700
That sounds reasonable and very much achievable. I hope you'll be able to become a director of some sort as soon as possible. Is there a big difference about working with news or commercials?
>spending a night or more with you sounds great
Suggestive text is the greatest text, like I said. I'd be more than happy to spend a night or more with you, too.
>>679904124
>>679904754
I don't always recommend an hero.. but, well...
Is this pasta?
>>679904732
Hey Renge, good apart from falling victim to Homuras crime spree.
>>679904793
Do you really think so..?
I think Yuu wouldn't mind if you staid the night.
Certainly better than sleeping outside.
>>679904732
I finally understand the 1st pirates of the carrabeans movie. So it's pretty great
>>679905156
>>679905327
of course! i would love to stay over!!!
>>679905132
I don't know where exactly the blame lies and consequently I can't speak out on anything involving those bits.
It's also not something I want to worry about. I don't want to blame anything.
>>679905282
You're back... <3
>>679905000
>workaholics anonymous
i like the mentality.
do you not like to think alone?
>>679905360
Finally? What did you not understand about it? I thought it was pretty straight-forward. That's good to hear, though.
>>679905327
Oh no, what's she doing now?
>>679905187
Yikes, what do you need to pull an all-nighter for?
>>679904883
Going pretty great! Got to see a couple friends I haven't seen in a long time and catching up was a lot of fun.
>>679905623
Nah its actually me
Well, the craziest shit happened to my sister at work. A dude asked where the bathroom was, and went of in the opposite direction. He came back about 10 minutes later covered in piss and asks again. She leads him over to the bathroom, and he again walks off. He was there for about 45 minutes doing the same thing to all the other younger girls who worked there, and slowly started getting a boner.
Aside for that adventure my sister had, I've been a bit sick today. How is everyone else?
